Ask a pizza boy anything

Only if they order sausage!

Have you ever been invited to come at certain place and have party time after your shift is finished?

Has anyone ever actually done the pizza dare with you?
Is that even real or is that just a porn meme?

Interesting delivery story? Ok!
>Saturday night
>call comes in about 30 minutes before we close
>person is obviously fucked up
>not drunk fucked up but like 7 tabs of acid fucked up
>after a painful 15 minute order I make the pizza and deliver it
>shit tier side of town
>knock on door
>I see a homeless ass looking man appearing extremely fucked up
>few people inside
>"Man did they follow?"
>what?
>"i trust you, come inside while i get my 'credits"
>foolishly come inside because its raining
>Go into the most disgusting house and see four other equally gross people
>niggas are literally shooting heroin in front of me
>getting real fucking uncomfortable
>guys hands me the cash, gives me a 7 dollar tip
>"Make sure they don't see you when you exit"
>7 dollar tip pretty good

what do you mean? Like party with a customer or just party in general?

Have you ever eaten a slice of pizza while being fucked in the ass by a nigger?

complete porn meme, popcorn porn meme is more original to be honest

fuck yeah dude, 10/10. Ass and stomach even had room for two slices

Kek gross

Yeah party with the customer of course.

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Scary Situation. I had a story like that happen, though he literally toke the pizza and didnt pay my manager got the cops around to his place and everything lol.

I have had a few cool things happen. biggest tip was 50 buck and a bong for the road. i mean if you class the 3some as a tip i guess that would be my best lol. but girls in towels. wasn't uncommon

I knew OP was a faggot.

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Not really. I had a few hookups from girls I had already some knowledge of and gone on a few dates/came over after a shift. There have been a handful amount of times where I have taken bong/blunt hits as a tip while delivering a pizza if that counts.

Hi, I'm OP!

Why do you walk to my side door everytime i order
You know theres a fuckload of shit in the way of that door
Also stop telling me how much they dont pay for your car and just suck it up and get your rent money

Niggers tongue my anus

I have had the towel thing happen too! (without the sex) always a fun surprise. Yeah delivering late at night can offer some interesting experiences. I have a lot more but that is my most memorable.

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Why am i required to lean down and get the pizza
Why cant you be a taller pizza guy pizza boi?

Maybe just clear the shit and use your main door like a civilized human fuckwit

How would you rate satisfaction with your current job on the scale from 1 to 5

Lean down? No customer leans down on my watch.

I mean the specific Pizza place I work at is broken as fuck. It isn't an international chain, but is like a 'punk rock' pizza place. People do drugs and sell drugs all within their shift, including managers. They aren't all a bunch of junkies but are more so indie edge lords. I give it a 3. It isn't conventional which I like, but delivering can be boring driving in a car for so long.

> Deliver pizza for Dominos Coolum Beach Australia
>Get alot of repeat customers beaing a smallish beach town
>Had delivered to this house a few times and always check out his 10/10 GF every dam time and leave w/ a dick made of diamonds
>Blond hair, Blue eyes tanned skin nice tits and ass and legs to die for. classic surfer slut
>boyfriend notices me looking every time
>One night last delivery of the night
>Boss tells me "Be quick user, I want to finnish and pump my girlfriend"

cont??

Have you ever seen some murder or robbery in night shifts???

ye go for it m8

I stand at the front door any harder and the guy will freak tfo eventually
I kinda creep behind a pole by the door
But you motherfucking pizza kids just run into my backyard and fuckaround till i fucking yell for you to come back up front where the porch light is you fucking tool

We got robbed once in store. They came in held a fuck wrench as a weapon, took the tip jar and ran. A driver and I got in his truck and chased them down but they threw the jar and took the cash. Cops got them eventually.

A wrench will fuck you up hombre wise move

> take pizzas to house
>fucking loose docket in a two minute drive
>frantically look for docket in the car to no avail
>boyfriend walks out in boxer shorts
>silk
>ask's if i am okey
>explain the situation, tell him I will look for another second
>he tells me to talk around the back of the house
> i decide to give them a mad discount for the fuck around
>20 bucks for 4 pizzas a coke and Gbread
> explain situation again
>boyfriend tells girlfriend to get money for me
> 10/10 walks to the bag on the ground opposite
>10/10 is looking like fire
>the tiniest mini skirt with the biggest set of heals you can possibly find making those long legs even longer
>10/10 walks to the bag on the ground
>spreads he legs over shoulder width apart.
>10/10 bends at the waist like a good little slut

keep thread alive

the fuck are you, its a simple go to the front door knock knock process what's with all the extra jumps to get your fucking cheese tomato bread

originally I thought "what a fucking weird choice" but a lob to the head could probably do some major damage

Are some girls really teasing you with the opening door naked while recording themselves with cam,or that someone try to attack you with something like a knife?

Both are equally as possible. It's a flip of the coin for what fuckin weird thing will happen

>OhDearLordJesusFuckingChrist.JPEG
>10/10 Isn't wearing any panties
> the tightest wettest slambox my sexually inexperienced eyes have seen
>my mouth literally drops
>I realise BF is watching my reaction
>affraid I am about to get hit
>BF smiles at me
>"Do you like what you see user?"
>oh fucking god did I, My dick was already throbbing
>10/10 walks over to my Pizza Del bag i am carriying. and puts money on top of the bag and grabs it with both hands like she would before being bent over a table

>keep thread live
so we can turn the pizza thread into a greentext porn thread?

Are gay bj's an acceptable tip?

it would certainly keep this thread alive

I've already been branded a homosexual OP so yeah sure hahaahah kekekeekek

1. Has anyone male or female offered you any kind of sex act as payment/a tip?

2. Have you ever gotten blown by/fucked any customers?

asking for a pizza

>BF takes a step behind her and hikes up her mini skirt
>His dick is diamonds also
> guides himself into 10/10
>she starts moaning as hes slamming into her tight wet pussy
> i drop the pizzas away from her and as a good little slut she gets the idea
>she unlatches my belt and downs my zip
>giant throbbing cock coated in precum bounces out of my pants and smacks her in the mouth basically
>Good girl 10/10 slut takes my cock in her hand and rub all my precum over it before she stares up and me and takes me deep in her throat

1. No. That entire fantasy is retarded. You seriously think a 7+ female is going to fuck for a 22 dollars worth of food?
2. I got a quick fuck if delivering to an ex counts, but her and I were already fwb's

pizza boof here

m8 you need to carry some weapon with you for your own protection.How long are you working at pizza restaurant?

What is your opinion of the delivery apps, grubhub postamtes ubereats, etc.

And do you think, are worried that driver less car will replace you someday?

Do niggers tongue my anus?

fuckin right man I do. I just recently started carrying a knife after delivering to people that either had guns in a waistband or visible in their living rooms. I have worked there on and off for 4 years because of school.

have any older women offered to blow you

I never said 7+ lol.

I’ve had some 3s and 4s do some wild ass shit for me while I was on the job. (Used to be handyman/plumber.)

whats the weirdest/most fucked up thing have you seen while on duty?

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>driverless cars will replace you someday
I'm not going to be a pizza boy by the time, even if, that fuckin happens
>delivery apps
from friends that have tried it, they get shit money in the area we live, but tips are subjective

Can I get two medium extra cheese & pepperonis with a coke?

nah, but it is a big fantasy to fuck a milf or mature woman on duty

>Bringing a knife to a gun fight
>Literally

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>Bf is pumping away
> and I am throat fucking this tight little slut just like she deserves
> oh fucking god
> so wet and sloppy and the way she plays with my balls
> How is this even happening?
> doesn't take me long before I am squirting stream after stream of teenage cum down the back of her mouth
> swallows everything and gives me that devilish look
>canttakeitOMFG.jpeg
>cum again in her mouth in the matter of minutes.
>take a second to realise what has just happened
> apologise to them for cutting it short
>explain that we are actually closing and i am needed back at the store
>pull up my pants grab the 50
>forget to leave change
>BF walks to the the gate hand on the back of my kneck
>"user, we like you. Don;t tell anyone about this or you will never see us again"
>okey sure no worries
>so excited. Noones going to believe me
>arrive back and get in the store
>now every......
>your face RN
>tell boss why i am late he is super pissed off at me
>2minute job toke 20
>he doesn't think i am telling the truth
>okay boss man im smiling like a dick head for nothing
>Never see address or couple come up in the system
>proceed to masturbate over evening progressions for years to come

the end

Do you live in the states? Which one? Sounds like your delivering to some shithole areas, but the world is full of em so I need you to be specific.

One time I delivered to a white trash family, the man answered and beckoned for the mom of the house, and she was in the corner holding an infant probably 2-3 weeks old. She has her money in her back pocket, so she sets the infant face down on the carpet life its a fucking book or something. The baby is pretty unphased by it but it was a funny yet bad parenting sight.

No bread?

I don't really want to sink hundreds of dollars into a gun

Indiana. I go to university here, and it can be very spotty in each town. The town overall is very nice but has some shit parts. Meth is real big.

nah im good. Whats my total and whats that eta

hoping for your luck. Big fantasy for me as well.

thats gonna be 34 Jahllars and .000000000023 Bitcoin. It'll be there in about 4 минyтa

Fapping to this ,can you post a pic of a girl that looked like the girl you face fucked?

I also use to stop into a friends place on the way past on the way back to the store and Fuck his mum.

Have you ever in your career delivered food for some famous male/female lets say politican or movie star something etc ?

this is why Yea Forums has gone to shit

My area in the US doesn't really cater to famous people BUT I had a coworker deliver to one of the members of Guns N Roses who lives here. Most 'famous' people I see are just high members of politics like judge and mayor.

this seems fitting dude

Why?

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Because i am fapping?

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Nice.

don't really wanna get into it but Yea Forums just feels more like a community porn site rather than the grotesque shitposting it use to be years ago.

That also count.What is your biggest regret that was happened to you while working on night shift

Yeah I suppose you have a point but a win is a win.

I usually keep drugs out of the way when it comes to work or school, but sometimes my friend coworkers get the best of me. One time took LSD 20 minutes before close, and got a fucking online order. I had to drive to this persons house as this shit was kicking in. The other would probably be just in general an idiot while delivering. Delivering a pizza to the address of a different order is always a mess, it has happened to be a couple times over the years.

Why dont you call yoirself pizza man ?

I forgot to mention that you got a really good sense for making porn novels.What was your last time when you eat a pizza because if i were at pizza work for 4 years i would not even look at one slice of pizza

I have not fully matured into a man to have such an honorable name

Honestly man, I thought pizza tolerance was impossible, but it is. I NEVER eat pizza there, I only eat salad usually. Pizza overall isn't ruined but its delicacy is desensitized

trips motherfucker!

I make $7.25 an hour delivering at Pizza Hut and we are short on drivers so a lot of days I'm doing nonstop back to back 2 order deliveries. I made $120 in tips over an 8 hr shift a week ago. Listening to audible books while driving makes the time fly for me.

I listen to a lot of podcasts! It is a great way to speed up the shift

Have you ever been in situation where you must use your knife or fists for protection of yourself?

Not yet

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Are you afraid that you may get kill?

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Sounds sexual

Do you have some of your favorite customers?

looool fucking niggers

What made you think you were worth questioning in the first place ?

>teenagers

Lol those are big ass grown man wtf what kind of teens looks like in their 30's?!!