>be me
>new to Yea Forums
>no clue how this works
help
Be me
Jose Adams
Adam Moore
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Luke Jones
HELLO AND WELCOME
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Eli Gonzalez
if you can reply,use greentext and write, now you are capable of being here.
Sebastian Reyes
btw, there's a welcome section in the home page
Grayson Torres
Fucking run. I'm not even joking, you do not need this is your life
Evan Bell
>am I doing it right?
also I still don't know how to reply to people
I'm sorry my IQ is most likely below room temp
Luis Torres
It's okay, it looks like you're doing it right so far. Just do what feels natural.
Dominic Scott
Brandon Nelson
look at the post number
Tyler Ross
@795457427
just use @
Aiden Robinson
Leo Fisher
:)
Samuel Campbell
ok, click the number in the comment you want to reply or type ">>[number]"
that's all, in sites like urbandictionary you can learn termns used here
there's a lot of porn, watch who is around you
John Peterson
wait, if I leave a thread to post something else, do I loose this one?
Eli Jenkins
also thank you my dude
Jacob Clark
welcome to Yea Forums, the site where even you are a nigger, and even a southamerican fag like me meets weird people instead of making real friends.
good luck user ;)
Jordan Clark
Hmmm...So he was behind of that..
Ethan Smith
Lurk more faggot and follow the rules.
Oliver Gonzalez
RULES ONE AND TWO FAGGOT!
Brody White
Fuck off newfag
Luis Smith
rule 8 faggot
Eli Diaz
Normal person>Newfag
change my mind or accept it fgt