Alright Yea Forums

Alright Yea Forums

You have 10 seconds to be as much of an oldfag as possible

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Pool's closed.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Due to AIDS

I'm twelve years old and what is this?

LOL at the screenshot.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Press F to pay respects

Y HALO THAR

When Yea Forums first started, moot created a thread that said "Welcome to Yea Forums" The second post said OP is a faggot. I was that second post.

OP was a faggot back then, and OP is a faggot right now.

Tryhard newfags.
Oldfags have newfag radar losers.
t. Oldfag

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HONK HONK

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Never forget her DesuDesuDesu

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Stickam

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AND GAMING

I herd u leik slowguy

Gorilla warfare. Dude don't lie about being a veteran

Darude- Sandstorm

D e s u a i n ' t f u n n y

Found the newfag

Jessi Slaughter looks like an Arby’s sandwich mixed with hamburger helper and the internet police. She should prob an hero

You are a fucking idiot

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Tits or gtfo

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"Beaten by 1 second, suck it Mootfag"

I bet none of you faggots can guess who said this.

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I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary . If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. tip

Google can newfag

I am definitely an idiot. I am drunk and i apologize for the assumptions

Fucking this

What in the lawd is dis crap??