Ask a drunk man in a bathtub anything

What ever I grab first but as for now "original source"

I'm Irish I'm already dirty.

What's it like having a bathtub? Also just opened a bottle of Smirnoff myself.

Nope.

should i break up with my bf?

It's good. I have an shower too but it's nice just to relax in the tub. I do enjoy vodka user.

Do you love him?

>I'm Irish I'm already dirty
Lel

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WHY IS THE WATER STILL WARM

It can if you want it to I guess.

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Your fingernails don't count, Chauncey.

Tubs are just reverse boats tbh

I top it off with warm water

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A drunken Irishman. Well now I’ve heard everything.

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we have a debate at work....

which is better.... shower beer or driving beer?

Not finger nails my own flesh

I agree

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How the fuck can you have a bath with no bubbles?

show cock and feet together you dirty whore

Ha ha I like you.

Shower or bath. Driving while drunk is silly trust me I know.

loudly

I don't know.

Trips great but no thanks.

what's the capital of South America?

ok i'll elaborate on the driving beer.... you clock out... hit a gas station and get a nice 24oz for the ride home... not really drunk driving but very relaxing

How's your day goning?

How the fuck do I know?

thats a clean bath tub. Is your bathroom new or do you just keep it clean? Even the caulking isn't the least bit discolored.

what's the population of Slovakia?

Can't buy alcohol at gas station here user. Although I am just back from America ironically.

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It's clean I guess I keep it clean.

Gtfo faggot

what did odin whispered to baldur during his funeral?

The leprechauns are coming

Very well user how about you?

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Bleed urslf

Hello canafriend.

heretic/10
andlang awaits

Hello

why user?

If dubs show dick

Oh hey I’m in a bathtub too

really?

I'm glad people still take baths. comfy af.

enjoy you beer based OP

Better scooch over im comin in

low res fags gtfo Keep going user Andrea.
The problem is I’ve made peace with what I have an entire bunch that I fully intend to put a bottle in your butt.

me too user.

oh i will

there is room

Where's the toaster?

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>eats scab
>cannibal

see above

was flesh buddy.

only yes or no:

does your mom knows that you are gay?

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yes

What makes you think anyone would want to see your legs?

GFCI doesnt work for 2 prong.

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I recently tried to convince my tenant to agree to a reduction in rent in exchange for him donating a litre of blood every month for me to consume. He agreed when he thought I was kidding but now that he knows I’m serious he seems kind of nervous.

What do?

You should be.
You didnt say his blood.
Enjoy pig blood.

why arent you sucking nigger dicks right now user?

i don,t know.

i wouldn't know we do't have those sockets

He knows. I didn’t have him sign a contract but I’m getting the blood drawing kit pretty soon and if he doesn’t consent I can just take his door away or something

Just because you were stupid doesnt mean he knows.
I hope he beats the shit out of you for going back on your word.

honestly looks like you're having fun. enjoy it bathbro. tho, a little surprised about the alberto balsam thing

I specifically said “1L of YOUR blood every month” when I asked him.

How drunk are you now?

when is this thread going to get kinky

When did you solve one of these fucking captchas right on first try last time?
Is this even possible?

Pretty drunk may drown in the tub.

Easily

>he doesn't have a pass

Don't have a pass no.

Have you had a submerged beer fart yet?

When you show me something.

I don't think I could manage drunk shitposting without it. It's a life-saver

Many yes I enjoy the bubbles.

I'm Irish we're known for functioning alcoholics

Why are your a redditfag in disguise?

why did you rape your grandpa?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZfOOmxpa7SE

ok here's somethin

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dude, are you still in the bathtub?

How many times have you pissed in the tub so far?

Don't use reddit sorry.

Can't rape what's dead. But a thing for you.

My names Jack I'm a necrophiliac.

I got to the grave with a bucket and spade.

I dig them up and give them a fuck.

I get all frustrated when they get cremated. Because a fuck is a must and you can't fuck the dust.

I didn't know there were any functioning Irish, let alone functioning Irish drunks. Or are they the same thing?

I am yes

A good few

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We're the same thing always drunk and somewhat functioning.

Could be worse, you could be French. Or, any other persuasion. Irish rock in retrospect.

Thanks user :)

Thanks user.

You in N. I?

I am yes.

put a toaster in there

I don't want to die user.

>4.0%
I thought Irish people were alcoholics

Well considering I've been drinking from 6an yes

nice

would you shit yourself in the bathtub for 10$

You'd need to pay me more

50$

actually i dont have the money
anyways

Ha ha I'd have done it for that

Thumblet

Where abouts? Carrickfergus here.

How great is alberto balsam for the money?

are you comfortable?

Can I see your dick?

Dromore myself.

It's good stuff it's cheap too.

I am yes

Do you think little girls are sexy?

God no I'm not a pedo

Oh, ok. Not like it's something bad, you drunk ginger piece of shit.

Not my fault you're a pedo piece of shit

Shut the fuck up, soulless sick fuck.

Numbered 6-11- possibly more times drunk in the bath. You got cans it's not the same.