How do I safely cut my own penis off?
How do I safely cut my own penis off?
Henry Cox
John King
tie a cord around the base, tightly, until the penis turns black. then use bolt cutters to sever the penis just after the cord. it won't hurt because it'll be numb.
Jonathan Walker
A super heated knife
Robert Scott
Wear helmet
Anthony White
oh, right, i've got one of those right here in the kitchen draw!
fucknugget
James Cruz
This, except tie the cord around your neck, it'll save you a couple years of pain.
Henry Bell
rubber band + wait 2 days + visit hospital
tell them it was an accident
David Nelson
Get married
Asher Morales
It is like pulling off a bandaid
Noah Harris
what is this from?
Austin Perez
Samuel Morris
Wear safety glasses?
Connor Green
Support Bernie Sanders for president
Caleb Lopez
Two motorcycles conected with a cable knoted around your dick going in opposite directions
Charles Hughes
Piping hot scissors
Asher Clark
You actually have. You just have to heat it up on a stove or oven or with a gas torch or something.
But please don't do it. I don't think it's safe.
Kayden Martin
If you're willing to jump through a bunch of hoops with psychiatrists, depending on where you live you can have it done as an elective surgery. I'm pretty sure it's legal in Florida.
Ian Sullivan
If you ever do decide to cut off your own penis, post it here.
Nathaniel Jones
1. Go to home Depot
2. Buy 100 feet of thin wire
3. Buy one 8" x 8" x 16" concrete block
4. Go to roof top level of garage
5. MAKE SURE you are over 100 feet above ground
6. tie one end of wire around concrete block
7. coil the wire neatly in front of you
8.tie a slip knot and put the coil around the base of the unwanted part.
9. face toward the outside of the building
10. toss the concrete block out away from the building.
11. apply pressure bandage to the stump.
12. drive down to street level
13. retrieve the undesired part
14. take undesired part home
15. feed it to dog.
Camden Gonzalez
You forgot to include cooking it, putting it in a hotdog bun, and mustard and red onion on it. What kind of sick fuck abuses his dog by not seasoning its food?
Elijah Williams
Kek