What do you do with your cum after your done

Have my dog lick it off man that faggit loves cum

Lick it up

my foreskin can bend in such a way that when I cum it takes it all in
I then walk to toilet, pull foreskin back to let it all dump and I just wipe the tip with some paper
I used to drink it with yoghurt but zits were horrible from surplus test

pinch the end and deposit somewhere hygienic.or at least discreet

Shower

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That's her problem to deal with

You mom swallows.

Ask ur mom op idk

I wipe it on my giant cum towel that I keep in my drawer.
The towel used to be white and now it's turned brown.

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toss it

but I don't want to waste another towel. it has a beautiful purpose.

E a t a l l t h e c u m m i e s.

show pics or its bullshit

I thought I was the only one who did this.
The first part that is.

I always just jizz on my stomach then go into the bathroom and clean it up with a sock, boxers or tp

Pretty much this

What a faggot dog

>stomach
so you drink your own cum?

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I guess most anons can't close their peepee with foreskin because
>cut off at birth by jew
>never had phimosis/frenulum breve
>not aware of their phallic capacity
I suppose you end up with extra skin as a temporary pocket for cum storage

Paper towels
Jerk it laying down in bed and fold some paper towels on my stomach
Easy cleanup just wash dick in the sink after

>I guess most anons can't close their peepee with foreskin because
i cant cause my penis head is too big for my foreskin

Catch it in my hand and slang it out of my window at the sidewalk below

I just put on a condom when I jack off

Lick it off my hand

I asume you never had problems with tight frenulum?
I did and now I constantly have extra skin

well, i cum in a shotglass for a reason...

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*you're you imbecile.

actually i had a mild case of it but i fixed it back when i was 8 or 9

side a

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Do you lean that thing up against the wall when you're not using it?

I inject it back with a syringe, I don't like wasting.

nah, it's in a drawer

imagine the smell

>cum on tum
>wipe up with designated cum shirt
>go to sleep
>shower in morning
>wash cum shirt with laundry

Wash it idiot

it's got a musky scent I have no way to describe. lemme sniff some and I'll report it to you

That’s not just cummies

garbage

Wipe with boxers, toss towards hamper, sleep naked

>inb4 some faggot poaches this for raddit points
Timestamp you beast

waste of water and electricity. might also make the washer disgusting

Flush it, like a civilized human being. Jack off into the toilet. No mess. No one finding your shame.

Thats disgusting

Usually i leave it in her. If I jerk off i'll blow in tisue and flush it down the toilet.

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Fun fact, humiliation fetishists wank off to the thought of wasting their cum directly into the toilet. That's cuck shit

Takes one to know one huh

So you never wash clothes? Wash it with whites and use bleach

being this disconnected from reality

I scoop it up with my hand, balance the goo between my thumb and index finger and toss it in the trash.

Got a lot of experience on the cuck end, do you user?

I leave it in the girl?

I know I'm going to sound like a giant faggot but why not just use tissues?

because waste, you end up with a ton of paper in the trash and it's the big gay

yeah I had mine all the way until 15
fact that I started jerking off at 8 and never though what was wrong with my penis is still mindboggling

ask how it taste

I trained my cat to cat it

You know what. You're alright.

I do the same thing except I actually wash it about once a week or so. I also use it for middle of the night nose blowing.

I always cum on a piece of toilet paper and wrap it after and just flush or throw in garbage

Chuckled way to much at this

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I usually cum in my used coffee cup.
No unnecessary cleanup, just wash it out as usual next time I drink coffee.

a few days ago I jerked off into my sheets then went to make breakfast, and when i came back into my room my mom was changing the bedsheets and at that moment she lifted up the sheet and saw the big jizz stain

im 26

and it was still wet.

they swim away if you leave them alone

Might wanna start cleaning your own room...it's about time

I ALWAYS put my daughter's underwear back into the drawer... Love that smell of her cunt when I read her bedtime stories now...

Nothing.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with it, call it the next day?

You sick fuck

dont tell me what to do, you're not my mom

But I am your dad, stop listening to your mom or I'll have to beat both of you!

cum in palm and go wash it in the sink afterwards
if it's too much cum i let it fall on desk and just wipe them out with toilet paper after
no reason for fucking wiping with t-shirts or cum towels or whatever degenerate stuff you guys come up with, are you even living alone?

it's not up to me what I do with it. It's up to the bitch the jizz is inside of.

Why is using a tshirt considered degenerate? I think it's very environmentally friendly as you can reuse the cloth rather than throw out paper into the garbage

wipe your shit with your tshirt too then, it applies the same ideology of yours

i just like, instead of my last two or three pumps i just grab whatever dirty laundry is nearby and like, hump it a couple times and come in to it

yeah but feces smell bad and take a long time to dry up

Cum on my underwear then throw under bed .

nut into a towel and hoard it for weeks on end.

This

Every person posting here is retarded.
Here's what you should do to avoid any mess.

You induce a retrograde ejaculation.
You do this by putting pressure in your perineum when you cum. Your cum just goes to your bladder and you pee it out at a later time.

Easy. No Mess. No damage. You can wank anywhere, any time, and won't leave evidence anywhere.

DO IT FAGGOTS!

Perineum: area between your balls and anus.
The urethra travels along that path, it's squishy. While peeing, try pressing on the area to make sure you found the right spot.

Have fun.

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I have a designated cum rag. I wash it when it gets too crusty.

no you're a fucking retard and your shit is fucking gay

cumming is the best part of the ride

I’m a normie anons. This place is wrong it’s not right please please get away from this site. It’s toxic anons can’t u see this isn’t normal

eat it

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use it on the head to grow new hairs

Leave it in my girl

i put it in my asshole to get myself pregnant with myself

and your semen smells like a flower garden?

learn englash

I do it straight to the toilet so.. Nothing

Post it to the White House.

I used to cum in an empty potato chip bag. Till mommy found and mommy got mad.

is it strange that i cum on the floor and then clean it? i have never used a tissue

I came yellow yesterday.

I use a small towel normaly used to clean your face and such, cleaning lady change it few Times a week lol

I do that only in the bathroom