I wanna play a game

I wanna play a game.
>my gf takes place next to you in a bar.
What do you say first?

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Hello

No dogs allowed

get lost tramp, and take your soy boy cuck with you

Hey Kevin! how it been... oh shit! my bad bruh you look like a nigga I used to play ball with.

i say nothing just take her cup and give her a beer instead

Fuck off. Fugly bitch.

She says hi back

She looks confused.
>smiles
>takes a sip and thanks you

>Be me.
>What's that shit hanging out of your nose?
>Did you just escape the bacon factory.
>Sit somewhere else. You smell like ham.

>What do you say first?
Tits or gtfo

>Okay? But... here?
She asks.

Nothing and keep drinking my whiskey on the rocks, hold the whisky.

No, only by going to a sacred kingdom will you be able to present your set.
>Moves into the bathroom
Here are your options,
>tits
>gtfo

If she'd walk up like this i'd say smth like: "Maiden is cool but why do u have to buy all that normiefagshit like the cup ure holding"

>You are way more manly than my bf
She says.
>how about this?

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>cus I‘m pregnant in the 4th month and won‘t drink too much beer

Yes, the knight succeeds again.
Now take it all off

She takes the hint and is willing to follow your command.
With a smile she takes off her clothes and stands like this before you.
>whoops, did you see anything?
She asks

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"Nice tits, may I fuck them?" :)

She laughs out loud as she doesn‘t know what to say.
>is it even long enough to go through my tits?
She asks smirking

I would grin at her and say, why don't we go back to my place and you can find out. ;) I will fully admit, I'm a grower, not a shower. So it's a bit teeny tiny when it's soft, but it gets pretty damn big. Wrap your lips around it and you won't be disappointed. ;)

This thread is fucking gay. Stop it.

You're really fucking ugly so you must wanna fuck, ya lazy drunk cunt

>If you say so
She grins back at you.
Comes to your place and does what you said.
>wow it‘s really huge

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Hmmm...who guessed it was him...?

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Good girl.. suck that cock...

>you like it? Would you do me a favor and put it inside me before you cum in my mouth?
She asks smiling

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These are from like 2009. Stop posting lies you pathetic degenerate.

Sorry that seat is reserved.