Obligatory chat thread

Obligatory chat thread.

How's Yea Forums today?

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eww, that nasty ass skin. gtfo

same shit, different day for past 4 months since I lost my right leg. Contemplating suicide but never brave.

Fuck off to /soc/ faggot.

Its actually just bruises. skin is pretty alright except the random acne.

What happened to cause the loss?
I dont think itll ever get easier bro, im sorry.

I can see how you would think im a faggot, posting on a board thats 90% dick/trap threads.

Bruises from what? Lose some what fatso

bruises from getting bit while fucking my girlfriend.

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Wow, I didn't know body pillows could bite back. Tell me, when do you plan on losing that highschool chin scruff?

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this is now a roast thread

Hell yeah bitch. Let's make this motherfucker extra crispy

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oh please do.

actually grew it at like 20, and its on my face because i dont really care what other dudes think of me.

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A wholesome thread on Yea Forums?

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indeed

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I gotchu OP

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So I see you just finished jerking off to gel up your hair for this roasting. How does the smell not kill your mother?

isnt roasting supposed to be something pretty obvious, or y'know. Something legitimate to poke fun at?

here i can help you-
The smell doesnt kill my mother because shes in jail, for heroin possession

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I guess so. It's late and I'm abandoning this thread. See you fuckers later. OP don't hump your body pillow too hard now, ya hear? You might tear a hole in her and trust me, you do not want to explain to your mom how that hole got there.

Also was me

Which i just find kinda comical.

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Wat do? OP

Just chillin- thread didnt go anywhere so.

I do have some of this stuff though, i could make a thread centered around that.

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Stick your friends vape up your butt, faggot.

this

might livestream suicide

Wait- which friend, and why?

dont do man :(

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Father Ugly as fuck
*Has a Beautiful daughter

*Gasp in HD
Father:
I can make this????

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Dont believe me thats fine.
I dont need your reassurance while im getting laid.

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Obliging

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the faggot next to you.
because you're a bitch

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oh kek. Nah - hes not here

Also thanks for watching nigger

can't have a girlfriend If you're faggot.
suck a hobo for a happy meal you piece of shit, stuck the toy up your ass

>stuck the toy up your ass
Oh wow, you're sperging and weren't even prompted in any way.

>comes to Yea Forums
>surpriced by sperging
another newfag

>surpriced.

>trying to hold his ground
>looking for anything
>kek he typed something wrong
hfw

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I'm sad. I honestly just came here to find some interesting threads today, but all I see are tweens circle jerking over instagram models and cucks asking what people would do to their (supposed) girlfriends. There are people taking pics of themselves cumming on their monitors, and people asking to be turned into a degenerate sissy and be fucked in the ass. When did this happen? Why do I come here anymore? There is almost never anything of interest. Nothing funny, nothing creative, nothing I used to love about Yea Forums.

this happened maybe 3-4 years ago and has been degrading sense.

Its why i atleast try to have discussion with Yea Forumsros

Thats whats really lost lately.

Nothing wrong with sticking something in your ass. Maybe try it for once and you might like it.

I also blame tumblr for the recent influx of these threads.

You look like you were in an emo band in high school c. 2007.

no emo band, also i was like in 6th grade in 2007