Secrets Bread

I live with room mates, we have don't eat each others food. But sometimes I will use some of their milk in my tea, it's such a small amount that you can't notice I stole any.

not fucking cool bro im honestly disgusted

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>milk in tea

WTF!!!

I hate people who drink sweet tea fuck that shit. Lipton sour lemon is where it's at nigger

My sister-in-law wanted to meet up for coffee. Told her to find a place whilst i got the coffee for her. I then took the coffee with me to the nearby bathroom and started jerking off. I filled her coffee with loads of precum and decided to dunk my very wet penis head into the coffee.
Brought it back to her and she drank it without question. Not even questioning anything.

cum in it

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Chai tea, earl grey, or english breakfast all taste better with milk. Especially stolen milk!

>stolen
MODS

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Theres this slut that lives near me and i really want to rape her ass.

Is it a secret to say I dont really have secrets?

I dont really believe in secrets because I find the act of withholding information to be too stressful. I usually tell others to not tell me their secrets either unless they want them to be exposed. I just really dislike the idea of secretism.

I never really explain to people my reasoning so technically it's sort of a secret?

Dude no, I drink it too.
They can ban me but it won't stop me, their milk isn't safe.

I was friends with a school shooter. He used to jack off his friend. Probably fucked dogs too, that kid was weird

Also this evil man stealing milk is a madlad

Heyy...nice Elon...

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Saw my roommates gf getting railed at a fraternity party. Do I tell him
and break his heart or pretend I
Didn’t see anything!?

tell her you saw it happen try blackmail her for an unlimited supply of milk

I log into my wifes messenger and snapchat and chat with her friends/sister/mom like I'm her. I always try to steer the conversations to sexual topics

Brilliant fucking idea.

I have fucked my daughter.

I can only go to sleep if I bend my semi-flaccid penis around to my butthole and fart on it.

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was his name anthony suchan?

>meds
5-fingered medicare

please tell

story?

the roommates already do

Damn right!

I literally have a fucking pharmacy in my room

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I stole nudes of my best friends sister and then sent them to him from a texting app

I raped my 14 year old niece a couple year ago when she was visiting (I was 17 then)

While the wife’s away mostly, sometimes even when she’s home. She doesn’t know. It’s so nice.

turns out theres no milk at all

...

Pics?

kek

post them

had 12 gf when 25.

Pics of her?

I always smell the toilet paper every time I wipe. It's so habitual for me.
I get no real joy from it...just eases tension in a weird way

how old is she

next time you are gonna wanna lick it. watch

18, 19 soon

dubs of truth checked

Haha I can honestly say I've never had that urge in all my years of doing it.

and you have been doing this for six years?

expose that skank

None clothed

>Haha I can honestly say I've never had that urge in all my years of doing it.
yet. Until you find yourself doing it

Who said anything about for how long?

Who cares.

okay, how long then?

Not too long after the 18th bday actually. Few days maybe.

i watched my father die and couldnt do anything to save him the last real interaction me and him had was an argument about me and my long distance gf

I'm bi and I've been in a relationship with an amazing girl for 2 years. She knows I'm bi. What she doesn't know is that I desperately want to have sex with a man at least once to get it out of my system. Never had sex with a guy before. Blew a guy once, but that's it. Never been fucked by a dude, and holy fuck do I want it

The mods

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I actually confused this post javascript:quote('795438464') with your story

I am a junkie and none of my roommates know.

>i’d like to get raped
Not really gonna be rape if you want it is it?

rather

>was molested by a neighbor mexican boy
Build the wall

I got one of my ex coworkers messenger password and i keep posting nudes of her that she sends.

be honest with her fagbro go get your boi pussy fucked

How did it happen the first time? Does she enjoy it?

More

Messaged you. Says your phone is offline

he has to be jerking it to his own sis

I've cheated on my gf with at least 3 other girls. Could be more. Don't really remember because of the alcohol tbh

We both enjoy it, very much. She just thinks I’m hot apparently and wanted to fuck. She wasn’t getting any for a while apparently so yeah.

I don't know how she'll react though is the thing. And I really don't want to fuck up our relationship...user I'm talking 2 years and no arguments, no bickering, nothing. She's literally perfect for me but if I fess up and say "Oh hey would ya be so kind as to let your boyfriend get railed for a night some stranger? Just once?" It'll fuck everything up

I feel like thats too specific to be made up

Pic of the crime sorry it took me so long to upload i just fucked up my thumb.

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did she just walk up to you and ask? Did you seduce her? What happened?

so don't tell her, dumbfuck

Raped or like "raped". Like held down screaming or you had sex and it's "rape" because shes 14

My secret?
Guess maybe it's that I'm not as modest as i act.

I really like myself and when i get compliments i do my best to be modest because i know if people knew how much I loved myself then I'd just be labeled as conceited.
Though i personally find nothing wrong with loving yourself

well I mean I've thought of that, sure, but the guilt would kill me and I'd end up telling her.

is that your own milk?

Heh, it is now buddy

She brought it up, and we just kind of went from there.

looks like cum. what's it taste like?

sounds like a greentext is in order

Tell her you saw her and blackmail her into being your personal cum dump

Nah, she is a really good fuck though. Just pretend everything thus far is geeentexted.

Like early grey tea. I saw a few sperms swimming around in it but I figured it was from the cows.

>Implying she isn't already
Ok no but seriously I don't think you looked at my main post. This is about me being bi and wanting to get fucked by a dude but being nervous about telling my gf of 2 years

My secret is that I like to seduce straight guys. In a variety of different ways. Security guards, cab drivers - chat 'em up, drop hints, get them interested, then suck their cocks.

I also like arranging to give straight acquaintances backrubs that usually end up in head (I'm that talented, both at backrubs and head)

It's more fun than hooking up with gay guys because of the challenge, and it's fuckin' hot blowing a straight guy and swallowing his load. And I often end up with repeats (I'm just that good)

Is it worth?

Both

greentext means you provide details
>be you
>have daughter
>she walks into living room wearing skimpy outfit
etc etc etc
You haven't given any details. So...

> fake and bullshit.

...

I like to swallow too

...

Literally answered what was asked.

me: see, you're the kind I'd tend to hook up with, ideally talking you into it, or just setting it up so you fall right into it
> hey, come hang out
> we'll watch netflix
> you look tense. How's your back? Here, let me fix it for you
> ... profit

Too bad you asked for green text instead of pics.

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what's the difference? He delivered neither

posted an ex enough shes been recognized twice and is all over google.

Well ideally in this situation, I'd be the one sucking

Did she find out?

I wouldn’t have greentexted, would have done pics. There are two, but nah it’s cool I guess.

details. Spell it out. Describe how it happened. Please. How did it happen, moment by moment? Now you can literally answer that. Thank you!

Oh yeah. And other user wants pics, so can you literally provide those, too? Grazie!

I play Second Life.

I know for a fact he did because he had them saved in his dropbox

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I have no idea shes states away

Story then?

nothing wrong with that. There are also reciprocal situations of the 69th sort, which can be wonderfully hot - understand that typically, my conquests are not into that, they often just end up lying there and succumbing to my will, which is to drain them.

But having a willing participant is great too, so feel free to do whatever you're comfortable with. I'd love to explore your sexuality with you

Pussy?

I'm straight but I get thoights sometimes of letting a gay guy suck me off just to see what its like. You seem like the perfect experience for that honestly. Ease into it

My boss baited me into having sex with her and she is currently pregnant with my child.

We are both married and my wife is friends with her. She said she just wanted a baby but im terrified it will all come out

pics are fine, you can go ahead. Greentext is nice because it gives an inkling of the motivations at play, and just come across as pretty hot in general, usually, if you are talented at greentext and can play up the tensions.

Cool, though. Bring on the pics, Daddio!

did you just share them as a random? Or did you let him know who they are? Or do you think he recognizes her?

I told him. I used to fap thinking about them fucking it got me off for some reason and he had admitted she was hot to me before

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So she got pregnant after only one session? Why didn't you wear a condom?

So sexy. Full frontal?

I love it. And it's always no strings, obviously, just an experience. I tend not to speak a word during the entire time, other than gentle things like "I can't really feel the muscles through this shirt. Why don't you slip it off." and "Want me to do your legs?" (then..) "slip your pants off, then..."

unless I opt for the approach of, after shirt is off, and they're sitting in front of me, I go.. "Lean back" so he is lying back against my chest while I do his chest, all very sensually of course, and then I will move down the stomach to the waist and start brushing my fingers under the waist of the pants, going a little deeper each time... then I will either undo the pants & belt etc slowly, or suggest the removal of the pants - depends on how comfortable the guy seems with the situation.

The whole point is to be as natural and non-threatening as possible, make it all seem very organic.

Fuck I love it.

be late 30s at work, meet 23 yr old cute asian girl intern. always friendly with her but i have long distance gf.

having fun after work at happy hour.

"let's go to your place to hang out, user."
"ok". is this happening? flirt all way on bus back to my place.
sit on sofa together. she leans in for kiss as she straddles me. i don't fight it.
we are naked and in my bedroom. we fuck like rabbits, fall asleep together on bed.
wake up, take shower together, start kissing in shower, bj in shower, fuck again.

we continue fucking on the regular for 3 months. she goes full psycho when i want to propose to gf. drunken fuck drama and craziness until she finally goes to grad school and we break off amicably.

marry my gf. still have photos and vids.

sup reddit nigga

Any with face?

think he really wants to fuck her, or just finds her hot and fappable? How would you feel about you and him in a threesome with her? If he knows all about it and wants her - you're missing out on a prime opportunity here, buddy, getting to do her in front of him AND watch them. That's like 10 on the scale, buddy

We had a lot of sex over 6 months. She has a husband so wasnt worried about disease. She told me she was on the pill so we were doing bareback eventually

who said one session? That post could imply multiple times

condom question however is pretty valid

>
"not speak a word" - about what I'm doing, about whether he's into it, about whether he's enjoying it - that tends to be fucking obvious, and if he's laying back in my lap, I don't need to ask if he's fucking into it, know what I mean?

Don't call attention to it. Just let it happen naturally. Enjoy it, don't question it, don't judge it, feel free never to mention it again, but frequently, it turns into repeat sessions

I hate my in the Marines, alot. sometimes i want to kill myself. ive been sruggling with alcoholisim for the past year

Rock hard reading this.

Sounds really good. No strings no stigmas just a nice bj to see if I like it.

are you my little bi boy who doesn't want to tell his girlfriend? Or are you another user?

2 weird things

At 19 I started having sex with my best friend's mom. It turned into a relationship, and I married her. Divorced 13 years later. It was always inappropriate and I don't talk about that part of my life with anyone anymore.

2. When I was married I met an older woman on a homemade pornsite, she turned up in a search of local married women who posted pics of getting creampied. This woman posted a video of her being creampied by a black dude. I messaged her, to my surprised she responded and we met to fuck in a cheap motel. Spent 5hrs together and I came in her 3 times and she was a squirter. We talked about our bad marriages.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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I think he would if we were drunk or rolling

Like i said. Husband so no disease plus she said she was on the pill. She also didnt get pregnant straight away or let on that was her endgame

Lame secret; I have a severe form of epilepsy that causes me to have what are called focal-onset-aware seizures almost daily. I don’t always take the meds everyone thinks I take because I like the way seizures feel.

This?

Alcoholic, not that i hide it, but that i dont think anyone knows how real it really is and it feels like its the only thing holding me together, but id never tell anyone that.

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Another one...
Went to an internet house party and a single lady who rented a room there wanted to fuck. She was 27 and I was like 35. She said she was unable to get pregnant. I said okay and barebacked her, came inside. Good sex. Left and never saw her again until years later at another party.

Friends on Facebook, she had a kid with a black dude and the kid died. She's now married with another kid and it's weird to see her posting pics of her family and knowing I shot sperm inside her once.

Seizures don't feel very special, you just get full body pins and needles and then shake to the rhythm of the pins and needles and can't move in my experience.

Different

My fiance who is marrying me very soon pissed me off one night recently and she likes to storm off and go to bed without saying shit like a bitchy little kid. I decided fuck this I'm not going to be the good guy anymore and took about 1000 bucks of my money I brought when I moved here to date her I had saved and went to a local strip club and got trashed. Got a lap dance from a girl obviously uninterested in anything but money. Spent about 150 on her. About 50 on drinks (was pretty tipsy before I got there and drank a few airplane bottles in the Uber)

I chilled in front of one of the stages for a while and a petite Asian girl with implants got on stage. Dudes showered her with cash while I just watched and drank. I was still pissed and annoyed. She sat on my lap later and tried so hard to get me to buy a dance but I guess I said something right (too fucked up to remember AT ALL) she went to go talk to some Arab guy and took me to the back. I remember faintly getting a pretty normal lap dance and then her basically saying that she'd do whatever I wanted for 200 (figured fuck it why not) counted it out and put on the the table in the booth. She counted it and we had sex. Was pretty tame at first but she really liked it (I never thought I was very good in the sack) and let me gradually do whatever I wanted even anal and let me cum in her ass.

Long story short. We've been fucking for months now and I never had to pay since. We usually meet at her place when my girl goes to bed and fuck a few times a week. I would feel bad about but my fiance is too terrible in bed for her to be as big of a selfish fucking mean cunt as she is. Until she acts right, I'll keep cumming down this asian whores throat.

> (You)

> (You)

I give really really good massages, and I've had several guys come back for repeats. Innocently, of course. Always under some pretense.

It makes it so much hotter that it's not discussed somehow. It's like a shared secret, a secret bond - I just find it so fucking hot, both the one-offs AND the repeats, for different reasons - the one-offs are hot because I'm bagging a straight guy. The repeats are hot because of the shared secret kind of thing, I guess.. and maybe partly that this straight (?) guy is kinda sorta into it, enough to get into it again, anyway.

And with both, I get a thrill from the element of control that I'm exercising over the guy - blatantly seducing him by feeling him up, worshipping his body, giving him pleasure he probably couldn't have imagined wanting before I came along - fuck. It does it for me! I seldom worry about getting off. The hot part for me is getting HIM off.. exercising my power over him to bring him to an incredible orgasm.. damn

Awesome!!

Lie back... :)

Me and my friends underage sister have this nasty and sexual thing going on where I steal underwear and use them to masturbate. I'll use them as cumrags daily, sometimes multiple times a day, and when they get too messy with all the cum I leave them in her room the next time I'm at their house. She has to know, I'll see the same underwear I filled 2 weeks prior back in her drawer, she's missing countless at this point and continues to conviently leave fresh used pairs around when I'm present.

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I’ve got right hemisphere temporal lobe epilepsy. It’s oretty strong honestly. I take 4000mg Keppra, 2400mg Trileptal, and 75mg lamictal. I wish I had bipolar too to justify taking all that. I took ‘em for a long time every day, until it got to the point where the doctor was like “either we add lamictal and hopenit helps the seizures or we go rooting around in your brain with wires)”.

But for real though, have you ever had one where instead of going completely unconscious, after the body feels get really bad, you stay kinda.... not completely conscious? Idk, man. It’s trippy. I’ve had some weird hallucinations with them before. Then the hyperreligious thinking kicks in. I may have geschwind syndrome.

You sound like you’ve got tonic-clonic seizures. Look up complex partial seizures.

oops. Forgot to tag you here

what does rolling mean?

Oh it’s when you take dem jiggas

Nice.

When I was married my stepdaughter would leave her dirty panties in the hamper and she left messy discharge in the crotch--period blood and cum when she fucked her bfs. I'd lock the bathroom door and chew on her nasty crotch panties and cum hard.

Pics?

When i was in middle school, I would wait for my parents to leave the house on the weekends. Then I would strip naked and go out into the backyard and let my neighbor see and watch me. He would drop over a $20 each time I did this for him.

recently started to see a woman much older than myself. She's married, her husband is a cuckold

middle one

Introduce them. Maybe they can become good friends and she'll be a bridesmaid, so you can have her really close by at the wedding!

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kek

Mad lad

Hell yeah.

When I fucked my friend's mom, I didn't even know I was stealing her away from her 40 something bf. He was pissed at me for awhile but got over it, but they broke up so it was fair game.

can you give me an example?

Hell yes. Looks tasty.

sorry, I'm dense. Wonder some days if I'm not actually autistic.

I don't know what "when you take dem jiggas" means. Help please? and thank you

Yeah makes sense. Sounds hot. What do you look like? Where from

For over a year now I've gone to bed in restraints. Not always the entire set, but at least some combination of them.

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i been grooming my step daughter since she is 7yo (she is 12yo now) i just love my little girl ;)

I can't say I have. I only had that one seizure one time and the doctors claimed it was an 'anxiety attack'.

post faggot

how old were you when it started?
How long did it continue?
How old was neighbor?
And how did you come up with this idea?
Was the money an afterthought/accident, or did you know this was going to happen?
Did anything else happen?

Lol facts?

My gf taught my 11yo niece how to shave her own pussy

You're just a faggot

Canada. I'm actually kinda old. 48. Look kinda reminiscent of Cheyenne Jackson. Similar features. Although I think I'm better looking.

ur a fag lmao

Hey, Tony. How's it hanging?

I tend to go after guys in their early 20s, although I'm flexible. But somehow I just relate to them better. I get the way they think. I find that older guys tend to be a little more jaded, often have baggage, etc. And I won't apologize for liking twinks.. haha

My uncle used to own a hotel and as a teenager i used to help out with various jobs.
If i was cleaning rooms i would often wank to and cum in used sanitary towels left in the bathroom bins.

grooming, like combing her hair and stuff? That's a good stepdad

you probably are the mexican boy

of course I am. Why else would I have talked about seducing straight guys...?

I suck complete strangers dicks late at night cause I’m a closet fag.

o yeah i even bath her very often, little girls must be clean and groomed everyday ;)

>of course I am. Why else would I have talked about seducing straight guys...?

I was just trying to lower the discourse :^)

Carry on

jiggas = those sketchy pressed E tablets

trips checked

how old were you when it started?
> i was around 12 i think
How long did it continue?
> it kept going for many years
How old was neighbor?
> around 40 something at the time
And how did you come up with this idea?
> i usually hang out shirtless in the backyard cuz i enjoy the feeling. one day he saw me and complemented on my body and eventually encouraged me to get naked since it's my backyard and no one else would see.
Was the money an afterthought/accident, or did you know this was going to happen?
> i didn't know it was going to happen, guess he just felt like being generous cuz I was showing off my body for him.
Did anything else happen?
> there were several times where he kept taking pictures on his smartphone. i guess thinking back I shouldn't have let him do that cuz i don't know what he was gonna do with those pictures.

Im early twenties but not in canada sadly. And not much of a twink build either

only hip teens use the word nigger

ohhhhh!
duh
thank you user! :)

^is 8

Hip teens hate the word “nigger”, they’re all a bunch of fags.

^is also 8

Im op and rolling just means on ecstasy or molly

^narks self out

Thank you for your answers. They were excellent. I appreciate your story. Thank you for sharing.
Anything else happen?
Did you enjoy showing off?
Did you pose for that smartphone?
Did you become aroused at any time?

I am procrastinating. I was homeless for a months. I have an apartment. I had two jobs, got fired from one. I'm having fake suicidal thoughts and I think it's because of the procrastination and chronic stress. My center is calm but I'll have random depressed thoughts on which I'll tackle and follow the threads and realize it's just a knee jerk reaction.

nothing wrong with fucking or being fucked by dogs.

oh, I was just saying that's my typical. Like I said, I'm into straight guys too - hence the security guards, taxi drivers, bartenders, etc. They tend not to be twinks

yeah expose that drunken slut

Wtf is a fake suicidal thought

thanks. I'm old and out of touch, obv. But I appreciate you filling me in

^also another 8 year old

Yeah I did enjoy showing off. And I did many poses for him with his smartphone. Yeah I get aroused each time I showed off.

Have you ever said "fuck me"? Did you sincerely want to get fucked? Or was it a reaction to something?

>
>Wtf is a fake suicidal thought
I second this

Why

Sonunds like a good woman

I answered it but I'll elaborate more. I'll be like "fuck I wanna die" but I don't really. I just want to get out of a stressful situation. I want to live in actuality. I don't want to be forced to do things I don't want to.

Fucking liar

hm. I would have thought, nothing wrong with jacking off friend - the dog thing struck me as weird.

Can you elaborate on your position? I don't buy it, but I'm open and willing to listen to your reasoning if you're willing to offer it

Wouldn't be into it myself, and I tend to lean against it because it seems like animal abuse, but I will listen to what you have to say

Oh we know.

kys

Bifag here, I showered with my gf's cute 9yo nephew a couple times and it was honestly kinda fun

I sexually harassed and almost raped two women. I’m glad I stopped when I did because if I kept going I could have gotten into some deep shit.

Why? Sexual pleasure? How do you get out?

better than being emo and hating ones self

how old are you now?
Is he still around?
Did your arousal cause you to take it a little farther? Like, any self-manipulation in front of him or his smartphone?
Think that smartphone was in snap or video mode?
Do you have any contact with him nowadays?
Would you do it again for old times sake?

sorry, not following, user. how does this relate to a "fake suicidal thought" and what is it?

You mean you have no intention to kill yourself but you just say you do?

You dont play SL, you live SL

see my comment in I think I understand you now

When someone says something and follows with the word "but" everything prior to but is now invalid.

greentext. what happened?

newfag

I'm in HS now. He moved away a while ago. Yeah there were times where I masturbated in front of him. I don't know what mode his smartphone was in. Yeah he gave me his email to keep in touch. I would definitely do it again.

If shes fucked you... shes fucked other, and what if hes fucked others. You probably have a STD now and dont even know it. go get tested.

I don't want to kill myself, nor would I ever have intentions of doing it. I don't see the point in ending my life when my life will end on its own. I'm not in a situation where I feel living would be too much. There's not too much that I'd consider ending my life for. Especially considering what my death would mean. Life is shitty when if you die loved ones get stuck with bills.

The benchmark of my suicide aside, fake suicidal thoughts are just disingenuous thoughts.

just talked about that part of your life...

I figured you would, but I explained more.

I disagree. That user's sentiment is actually common.

sweet
cool story, Yea Forumsro

You think it holds you together, but the drug calls you back when your brain reminds you of its chemical dependency. Keep that up and you will basically get F'ed in the A

>
actually. should be on nifty. write it up and submit!

Spoiler... Everyones mom gets loads shot into them, most women have loads shot into them.

is it a case of you sometimes think it would be easier if you were just dead, just that you wouldn't take the active steps to get there?

Yes, first time in quite awhile.

Nothing really happened, just something new/different. He is kinda shy so it's cool he is that comfortable with me. I'd never do anything sexual with him but I'll admit he is pretty cute.

True dat

Says the person with baggage...

says a hip teen

Nah, being dead is never the easiest option. Death prevents you from solving the problem. Death brings new problems for people you care about. Emotionally and financially. It can easily steal the dreams from people you love.

Death is just a placeholder for escaping stress for me. I don't want death, I just don't want this lifestyle. Or I suppose I want to do better in this lifestyle. Death is just a word that my mind goes to because it's easy. I want to do better. That's what it truly means. I sincerely dislike the position I've put myself in.

I like to dominate the shit out of my gf.
Some time ago I began pushing her limits until she let my friend play with her like I do. After a few times being a submissive whore with hiim another friend got also interested in her, so I made her fuck both of them a few times with and without me.

I dont have an std. We are both clean. The only parasyte im concerned about just now is the one growing inside her. I know i fucked up but i dont know if im deluding myself thinking nothing bad will actually happen

Homo Sapiens are animals but w/e i guess

I don't feel the desire to have sex with any of my family members. Our differences make me uncomfortable.

more like you watched porn and pretended to do that stuff to get ur bean bag off

I used to talk with an Asian girl. She sent me nudes whenever I wanted, but she disappear. I found her reddit account but idk if start to talk with her again.

just because its commen, doesnt mean it true...

I need assisted suicide because I can't trust myself to do it right because of me being a mentally crippled autist

I cum in my gfs face cream that she uses twice a day. At least half the container by now has to be just semen. I also cum inside her without her consent.

actually death solves ur problems, because you no longer have any when dead.

>be me 15
>filming girls basketball game to get out of doing mandatory sports at school
>away game time
>we lose
>get back on the bus
>5 minutes before we get back home I end up shitting myself hard
>get back to gym
>storm into empty boys bathroom
>spend 10 minutes cleaning myself up
>decide to ditch my shit stained underwear because I don’t want to feel that on the ride back home
>Uber home smelling like shit
>get home and rushes into the shower crying

do ett

I'm an American-educated sand nigger whose most frequent fuck partner is my sister who's younger by a year. We're both pretty fit and have significant others but we're so fucked in the head that our peak arousal is from each other.

but do good women like sonunds

this is my secret fetish

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Am I the only person in this thread who doesn’t want to commit suicide or fuck my family.

I wanted to rape an emo chick if that’s any consolation

Same here.

lol

Am I the only person in this thread who wants to fuck your corpse infront of your family?

those two things are not necessarily unrelated

would love to swallow her water break

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One time I went to stay the night at my mom's friends house. She's known me since I was born. Everyone went to sleep and I snuck into her room and started playing with her big fake tits. I pulled out my cock and started jerking it. I know she was pretending I could see her smile. So I opened her mouth and face fucked her til I busted. It was awesome our relationship is awesome she sucks me up when ever I ask

Pic related it's her tits

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I’m a webslut and a slut in real life

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So you wanted to fuck a dead man huh

Death does not solve your problems, just like how the world doesn't go away when you close your eyes. You may not have to deal with that bully but that bully is still there terrorizing others. Those debt collectors may not get the money from you, but those debts are pushed to your parents or loved ones. Life goes on without you. If things matter to you, and it seems like they do if you feel like dying because of it. Just because you can't deal with your issues doesn't mean they're gone. What people should do is learn. Learn about chronic stress, occupational stress, stress management and etc. When you realize what people are doing, yourself included, you can decide how to solve problems you recently thought unsolvable. Even just talking your issues out and getting context can help your mindset.

Why do you look like a fat combination of J Jonah Jameson and Laci Green

Damn my secret's out

this is my secret fetish

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Do you have a webcam?

I suggest /lgbt/

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I told you my age. Of course I have baggage. Doesn't mean I can't want to avoid the baggage of others. Or minimize its impact on me

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oh my, yes.

I would eat the placenta out of her pussy

MODS! FUCK ME! MODS!

Fuck off stop posting pictures of pregnant women

I've been obsessed with my mom's body since I was a kid. I just really wanted to suck her tits at first. around 9 or 10 I started having sex dreams about her but have been in denial for years

I can tell you've never been on the dark web.

moar?

once upon a time i was so fucking wasted, drug as fuck, I don't remember very well but i was in a party at the house of very dangreous people. I just remember that i was in a blue room with a dead couple, i think i kill them all.

Oh wow look at me I know what the dark web is, I’m really edgy and have no friends

take that you dipshit!

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I do nightwalks and I get the urge to terrorize people just sense their fear by stalking and
threaten them (all for show I wont physically hurt someone) I would say mostly anybody I approach gets alerted by my height and my morbid mask. I've made a lot of experiences but never told them anybody.

more please! those pics made my dick hard

can't you post the nudes to her reddit thread to get her attention? bitches love attention

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I diagnose the people in your pictures with zika. Have fun knowing they all will have horribly malformed babies

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suck a tranny cock you cocksucker!

sorry for your trauma user

I just want to seduce straight guys

If only you knew how bad things really were

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What I'm saying is, if this sort of thing offends you to that degree then you really don't have a clue as to what's happening in the world. That's just a family photo. The intentions of that weren't bad. It was artistic. Your western point of view sees breasts as a negative however. There are a lot of things that I've seen that bring tears to my eyes to think about. But yeah, throw a hissy fit over a naked pregnant mother holding her child.

What

what is your weight and height? Not shaming; genuinely curious. Trying to gain a better understanding of actual weight with body size and proportion for plus size gals

aren't you supposed to cook it first?

I’m not mad at the guy who posted these family pictures because of the contents in the picture
I’m mad because the poster states that he gets off to family pictures

200 5’6

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was there a precipitating event that prompted the sex dreams, do you figure? Any idea why that might have started, or what might have triggered them?

I'm working on something secret, that, if successful, will totally eliminate anonymity online. You will be able to be tracked online, and anything you say and do will be tracked back to you. Right now, the bosses are trying to make it retroactive. Yes, they are really that stupid.

WAAAAA WAAAAAA SOMEONE POSTING SOMETHING I DONT LIKE ON A BOARD THAT ONLY FOLLOWS THE GLOBAL RULES WAAAAAAAAA

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thank you. Nice to see that you're comfortable with your body

I'm gay, so I can't really comment on attractiveness or anything, but it looks like you have great skin, and you look curvaceous. Congrats on the looks and your bravery.

I understand that there are a pretty big number of guys out there who are attracted to girls your size (or even larger), and there are many who agree that slightly bigger girls have the prettiest facial features. I'm sure that you attract a great number of men!

If you can wank to this because the minor is in the pic. Then it's literally CP

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what's a rack of E? is that a quantity, a method of taking it, ..?

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not that I can think of. I just had a dream one night that I went into her bedroom and she pulled out her tits and I started sucking on them. I came and I woke up and thought I'd pissed myself. started getting erections watching her walk around the house. had a dream about straddling her waist and humping her stomach one night and it just escalated from there

trying again.. what's a rack of E? is that a quantity, a method of taking it, ..?

this has crossed the line

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you had an emission that young? I don't think I started til I was 12 or 13, didn't get hair until 14, I don't think

weird threesome, that's for sure

kek

wow. we've almost exhausted this thread. Good thread, guys

yeah, which a lot of people don't believe. there've never been a lot of physical barriers with me and my mom so maybe that's what prompted it. like I routinely walk up from behind her and hung her around her stomach and slap her on the ass to name somethings

My cousin has a longtime relationship with a beautiful girl. Ever since me and the girl met though, there has been a growing sexual tension.
For most of it we either didn't act on it or were innocent touches such as hugging and 'tickling' which was basically an excuse to feel her stomach and hips a little which she returned as well.
After some time this turned into sliding my hand over ass though, which progressed to squeezing a little and at some point I would slide my thumb down over to her pussy. This startled her a bit and I apologised but she said it was fine, just unexpected. She said it felt good but also that we have to be careful with this sort of thing.
I agreed so for some time things went back to being somewhat more innocent. We were still very much physically attracted to each other though, and she would tease by bending over in a low top, or lift her skirt when bending over to get something in front of me (In presence of cousin, and more family) pretending it was on accident.
So things lit up again between us not too long ago when she had yoga pants on. In private I told her her ass looks really good in them (which she knew I loved) and I had a good feel again, I moved my hand over her hips to her thighs and she just went: Go for it please.
So that's how I straight up rubbed her pussy through yoga pants at first, and then slid my hand down them to get a good feel at her very wet pussy. I took my dick out which she immediately took in her hands and sort of gave me a handjob, and that's when my other cousin (her boyfriend's sister) walks in and straight up walked out again after seeing us.
She promised me not to tell on us later. That was the last we did though, we did continue that moment. I ended up cumming on her thigh on her yoga pants lol.