Big gaaaee fuzzy fluffy men creatures
> you want that werewolf dick and you know it boi
Big gaaaee fuzzy fluffy men creatures
> you want that werewolf dick and you know it boi
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how about thicc deer cock?
Teasing is what foxes do!
Werewolf has the knot!
while that's true deer bois are cuter.
>tfw u'll nvr wear a wedding dress
>all the cris :,(
Amazon Prime. It has James Hong in it.
They are cute
But Werewolfs are hot
if you wear a wedding dress it be too cute.
this is also true. Still like the cuteness of deer bois.
Wouldn't you want to fuck and suck these two?
hey dash how are you doing?
Hey Dash
That's the point! I've always wanted to wear a wedding dress but no one loves me.
I would do many things with those two deer bois
Hey
I need dick, it's been almost a month x_X
I still like ya HB
See they're adorable.
Doing okay today?
Kys
Greetings, my fellow faggots. It is I, the cum-crazed Canadian cockslut.
I'm hungry. Not just for dick. Since it's 12:45 AM, I don't really have many options other than McDick's and pizza. What do you guys think I should get?
oooo. too bad I dont have that anymore ;~;
Post your butt.
Where are you T, I know you’re here jacking off when you should be being good to your wife.
pizza
Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza
A sallad?
Its about sleep aliens eating people.
Hint the word like
Actually, you know what? I think I'll start using a name here. You guys can call me Strings.
What kind?
What you Americans call "Canadian bacon" is what we call "back bacon" here, and they definitely don't serve that on pizza, sadly. Bacon is usually served in crumble form, and I don't settle for bacon on my pizza in anything less than strips.
Ooh, I can order a salad to go with my pizza. Though I don't know if I should go for a boring caesar, or go the whole nine yards and get a McD's caesar with all the parmesan and chicken and stuff.
What kind of pizza though?
I want to be the werewolf
Strings get NS.
They have to serve Hawaiian. Hell even Japan serves it.
Ugh, I uninstalled a lot of that shit a while ago. Do I really have to? I suppose I can...
They do. But maybe I wanna get more adventurous?
Well alright then.
:O super spoopy!
please do daddy!
get cheese pizza, Strings
Almost bed time
You don't know me that much so how could you love me. Q.Q
Teasing me more Fox, making me cri
>I think I'll start using a name here. You guys can call me Strings
Get NS first so we know
Supreme
Onions, peppers, olives, meats
Is the best pizza
How's it going?
XxJams420_69xX
hello
Doesn't matter
Who?
Im apparently doing something wrong, how to I filter multiple tripcodes?
Hello, I took that wooden fucking plug out of the tube and now I can't hunt birds.
~I tried so hard~
Okay, did I properly install everything correctly?
Can you try and find me some heroin? Because I don't know any dealers and I'd rather not get shot or raped by some nigger here looking for dope.
I think NS isn't working properly. Nothing showing up in my name field.
Then again, it's been forever since I've used it so idk, the process could have changed.
Oh! Finally figured it out. Great.
So, where was I? Oh yeah. I don't know what pizza I should order. Let me see what the specials are...
I'm a fox, it's my job to tease but please no cri. you cri i cri.
just put the wood back in and then you can. remove and replace s you will.
hooray it wokred!
Garlic chicken
>Tfw you got it to finally work
youtube.com
No, I don't want to. I will get, like, just a cheap double barrel if I want to hunt birds.
Come to SLC, it's every where here
2nd South by the Gateway is the biggest spot
Sadly I'm allergic to that shit. So might join you so I can die.
It worked
U tease so much I cri irl
So mean to me Fox
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese omg
oh ok. I removed mine too. no point if you're not hunting
I'm more interesting in hunting for cute boys.
I can't go anywhere. I need someone to mail it to me.
Just plain cheese? Isn't that a tad boring?
welp guess i'll die
Please take me with you.
Exactly. Besides, the only thing I want to hunt is Chinese convicts on an island in the south Pacific.
Oh hello.
wow ok.
And what luck! A cute boy I have found.
nope you have to live and be happy.
No kill cute boys.
I don't think I'm very cute.
Get all the cute bois
Hey Squash
To bad
Plus they scan mail so I'd be lost
Take me with you!
It might as well be garlic cheese bread at that point Wem
Then fuck you
Regardless I think you are.
Hello, person.
Nope you have to live and be happy like dash.
never heard those words.
Do you want to hunt Chinese convicts on an island in the south Pacific with me?
I haven't eaten anything in nearly a day, barely anything the few before. I'm starving and don't even care.
take me with you!
what the fuck. get away from me
You know I am bad at actually hurting people.
It's my next business venture.
They aren't people, they're Chinese.
How are you, Person?
Just Like Lestat de Lioncourt said
What's the point in living if you're alone
$5 a head?
Cheese pizza is just a scam
I've met some cute Chinese though.
Good. Tired though.
that's a good saying guess i'll kill myself twice
Here's my pizza. What do y'all think?
Ham + Salami
BBQ sauce on top + Italiano seasoning
Super pan crust, Pesto/Garlic Sauce
$2,000,000 a person. You get 48 hours to track the Chinese convict down and only one shot to take them down, with one additional shot delivered via a handgun to put them out of their misery if your hit isn't clean. If you fail to successfully hunt them they are released as free people.
Lies.
can we rent a helicopter to fly around and blast loud music at them too?
go away
nooo not bbq sauce!!
YOURE ALL HORRIBLE
I know a Japanese that's really cute.
What do you have against BBQ sauce?
I puked.
Nope. I explained the rules here:
I rather just go with italian sausage
Japanese are people. And name one.
u
This pic reminds me of how I act IRL...
That spicy chorizo shit tastes like... idk how to explain it. Pork sausage has a gross, fatty taste that I can't really stomach too well.
What?!?
You heard me.
Lies. Hideous awful lies and also slander.
The movie was so spoopy.
Man I am bored.
Well it depends on the place. Lot of got quite a few italians around the east side so most of their places serve good stuff.
If I know the place has shit sausage or its a frozen ill just go for mushroom spinach or margarita.
*pat pat*
nothign but it does not belong on pizza
I god damn love bbq sauc on meats and fries, but pizza is forbidden
I accept these rules.
i wannna seeeeeeeeee!
me too. suggestions?
No pats. I am incredibly delicate.
I don't know really.
Oh, I'm not some kind of pizza connoisseur or something. I just get the cheap shit from pizza pizza. Which is a company that I guess doesn't exist in the USA?
BBQ sauce on FRIES? You heathen. Only 3 kinds of condiments ever belong on fries. Mayonnaise/Tartar sauce, Ketchup, or Vinegar.
It will be sure to make a lot of money. Any violation of the rules or cheating results in your immediate execution.
Hmm, my last image didn't upload. What am I, some kind of heathen that lurks and doesn't share my porn?
Nope
Their quality is way better than Domino's, but they're still on the tier of "shit chain with 3 locations in every major city" kinda like Little Ceasar's I guess.
Good good
Night time
Later gator
Mass suicide yay!!
Night Fox
That's good pay in comparison with the US Military
I'd be game if travel wasn't an issue
Okay, ill go away 4ever
>hangs self because of Wem
>post- jog rape
What! lol
I dont get any of those.
I just get frozens or stuff from a family owned joint.
At one point, the alien turned into a monkey to trick a lady scientist, and then it ate her.
night HB
Yes you pay me $2,000,000 to hunt a Chinese convict on an island in the south Pacific.
Don't judge, man. It's just porn. Let people imagine what they want. I've certainly never raped anyone, at least not intentionally.
I can't do frozen pizzas because my housmates take up too much space in our freezer. Any pizza that costs more than 9 dollars for a medium is considered "bougie" by my standards.
I get ones that are 4-5 bux. Not meat for those those. Everything meat in the frozen section is nasty.
Alright, now let's see if I can jerk off quickly enough before the delivery guy gets here.
Just pay him with sex.
just invite him in to fuck.
Exactly. And I like meaty pizza.
That's a little awkward to do in an apartment lobby.
I can't exactly have sex in my apartment lobby. Too many people around.
...
Gib Discord
Just laughing at that bit
exhibitionism
nah got tele?
;;~; ok
what teh fuck man
spcy boi. I am still in
good you bully
that poor mionkey ;~;
Yes
now how do i add people or find what i need to send to you to get my thing
If it helps my name on is SumFox A
Okay
Mine is
TibzTiger
weird place for an asshole
It Won't find you
It's boi pussy, user.