N-New Celeb Thread I-International M-Manlet's Day is celebrated i-i-in here

N-New Celeb Thread \ I-International M-Manlet's Day is celebrated i-i-in here...

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first

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A-Allow m-m-m-me t-t-to b-be the r-r-ray of h-h-h-hope t-t-to a-a-all th-the world's m-m-manlets o-o-on this d-d-day of d-d-days... M-M-My m-m-m-m-m-mistress V-Victoria i-i-is a v-very b-b-b-b-b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm s-so l-lucky...

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Need more Kate and her massive udders

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Seconded.

very creepy. I likey

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Looks like Emma Dumont to me.

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It is, isn't it? Her hair is different, tho. Her whole look is, really. Alien in disguise.

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They're fucking huge

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i like your hooker

T-There i-i-is h-h-hope f-f-f-for m-m-manlets th-that th-th-they c-c-c-can f-f-find a-a-and obtain o-o-of w-w-w-woman o-of th-this h-high m-m-magnitude i-i-if th-th-they p-put th-the w-w-wool o-o-o-over thickly th-the e-e-eyes o-o-of their woman...

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YUP

She's really changed in size... and color... and breed...

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Psst.

Must be one of those shapeshifters they have now.

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MASSIVE
Moar!

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You're still here

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They live among us, but are we going to try and stop it? I'm not.

What did she mean by THAT look?

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None to contribute but loving the sights

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All I want to do is
*fap fap fap fap*
And shoot my cummies

You almost sound disappointed. Trying to get rid of me?

*Somebody* will probably try to stop it. Luckily for us, it's already too late.
That shirt is silly. Those aren't lentils at all, those are boobs.

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yeah that's her

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I don't think I could get rid of you, even if I wanted to

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Her nudes were amazing

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You could if you *really* wanted to.

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She's so chubby and awkward looking in Mad Men. I'm still on season three though and I expect she'll grow out of it.

I have no idea how anyone could enjoy this desecration.

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Jesus christ, are her tits bigger than her massively pregnant belly?
LOL insane

nice!

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Lot do, but not here i guess

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It sounds like you're stuttering. There's a certain user here that stutters, too discord..gg/AWdE4Pd

Huge af

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And why would I want that?

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Good question. For a second there, it sounded like you did, tho.

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Such a God damn sex goddess

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I-I-It t-t-takes a-a-a lot o-of tricks b-b-b-but m-m-m-m-m-manlets from a-a-around th-the w-w-world c-c-can h-have a-a-a woman l-like th-this a-a-a-as well...

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that lucky bastard

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Such perfect udders
Glad she loves to show them off

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Well I don't know about other people but when I fap to celebs I don't typically enjoy thinking about someone else's cum already being on their face. Oh well, if that's other people's thing who am I judge.

Discord is a fucking cancer.

I've not seen that episode yet but she looks slimmer there. Good good.

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they make me feel tingly

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A-At f-f-first I-I c-c-convinced h-h-her t-t-t-to u-u-use m-m-me as a-a-an object o-o-of s-s-scorn s-s-so she c-c-could f-f-f-feel better about h-herself...

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Perhaps you should go see your local otolaryngologist

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OwO

Her pregnant tits are massive!
One is bigger than her entire head
And both are bigger then her belly could ever get!

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No u

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Cum flies like paper, shoots high like planes

Love her

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>otolaryngologist
I just learned a new word. Thanks!

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>*Drops mic.*

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Imagine it's your... that's the point. Unless the picture is like this

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for sure, she was a real sexy preggo, hope she gets knocked up again

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Love those titties

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she will be, don't worry

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I'm not the one hearing things
Me too ;) hi friend
Stay out of this Beady!!!!

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You'd think they couldn't get bigger
Glad she proved us wrong

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Thanks for the support. And for the hips, as well.

Hold on a second, paper doesn't fly. Plus it says that in the original lyrics, so I can't even ask *you* to explain that. Does anyone happen to have M.I.A's number?

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It's otorhinolaryngologist by the way, they butchered the word to simplify it for low iq plebs

ok

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Are you sure?

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That's even worse.

I tried my best. That's all you can ask of me.

No problem-o.

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ty

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oh I'm sure
I hope she does again

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Who is this goddess?

It's paper planes you dumb asshole
I mean, you silly pixnon

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Blake lively

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Loving all the Katie support in here tonight

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blake lively

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As sure as those dubs
I thought that was Vanessa Kirby at first. How are you tonight Beady?

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someones gotta put those pedos in check

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As long as you're sure. Oh, and by the way, I can't leave you alone until I've at least let you uncover *some* of my little secrets, now can I?

Yeah, but, does paper fly tho?

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There they are!
Tha Katie

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she's a black hole?

Thanks*

holy kek

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Idk, does your sister suck dicks?

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Oh? Is that so?
Thank you for saying this so I could realize the caption is supposed to say "thickens" instead of "solidifies"

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Nicee one...Elon...

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That ass is amazing

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Well, you know. I already owe you a proper conversation, and we'll get to *that* soon enough. I promise.

I should hope not, she's underage.

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>thickens
fantastic

thanks for all the Kate guys

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Well below my standards.

>Vanessa Kirby
0/10

I'm doing alright, still sleepy, not sure if things are getting better on that front. I did better than I was expecting at the gym despite it though so I'm gonna keep at it for awhile.

I don't want to talk about me tho TBH, just shitpost. Thank you for asking tho.

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I-I q-q-quickly w-w-wiggled m-m-m-m-my w-w-way into b-becoming h-her k-k-kick boy...

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Making me hard

We're all thankful

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If I was Ryan Reynolds, she'd have to walk around with me dragging behind her by my cock.like a dog because I am *never* pulling out.

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they get started on the succ train... the train of succ, earlier and earlier these days

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It seems like you owe me quite a few 'proper' conversations by now...
Thank you user

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A-As m-m-much a-a-a-a-a-as she d-d-didn't w-w-want t-t-to sh-she f-f-felt g-g-good a-a-about d-d-deriding m-m-me c-c-c-cause sh-she d-d-didn't stop...

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lol Jesus

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They're so big and beautiful!

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I'll let you get back to shitposting but I want you to know 1) I'm happy for you 2) I hope your sleep schedule works out and 3) Vanessa Kirby is VERY cute in the newest Mission Impossible movie which is the only thing I've seen her in I think

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Lood

Ha, pretty soon I'll know all about your family!

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Maybe, but I've only got so much time, I'm afraid. We *will* talk very soon, tho.

I'm not sure I like where this is going.

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We shall see.

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Amazing

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girls are so soft

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i would love to cover Emmas face with cum

Mmm

I should really be heading off to bed myself anyways

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We all would

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Ikr, sooo sexy. How hot is she to you?

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H-Her l-latest g-gibe i-i-is to c-c-call m-m-me her little c-captain b-because i-i-i-in h-her opinion I-I-I p-possess th-the s-s-smallest s-s-ship in th-the w-w-world... The U-U-U.S.S M-Minnow, l-l-like on s-some sort o-o-of d-d-doomed v-v-v-voyage in life, an e-e-entity, d-d-destined t-t-to f-f-forever b-be a-a-a-a white h-hatted manlet G-Gilligan...

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Think of those sexy moans everytime you plow into her

I should have been in bed ages ago, but, well, you know. Distractions.

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Thank you Lili friend. :]
I do remember her in the Mission Impossible movie, still stand by what I said except unironically more like 6.5/10, not really 0 lol

May your blankets be warm and your pillows soft! (U u U)

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I bet she loves getting her mouth filled with cum

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You're not trying to pin this on me, are you now?

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S-She s-s-says sh-she i-i-is m-m-my G-Ginger b-babe, m-m-much t-t-too good for m-me... A-And she always f-f-forces m-m-me to a-a-agree with h-her... Then sh-she m-m-makes h-her customary s-s-smile and l-laugh...

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user?

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I'd put her higher, but I can live with that...and I'm not going juuuust yet

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Not at all, no. I've had a couple of, uh, other little distractions. Maybe I'll tell you about them some time, when I've got you all to myself.

pixie is such a innocent sweetheart

I'd let her shit on my face, if you know what I mean

I can hardly wait

Wwyd to her

someone make new thread i need to fap

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