Had no sex with gf in 3 weeks

This. Pray it's just one.

Just tell her you don't want to be with her anymore, it's over. Act like you don't care, and she'll regret everything if she actually wants to be with you. The more you stick to it, the better the break up sex will be. Or she's with you for convenience, doesn't want to be with you, and she'll just leave. Either way, dump her, grab that last fuck if you can.

Don't get super emotional, that'll probably kill any attraction she may have for you

She is actually asian with a daddy kink but guess who cant take advantage of that

Why do you feel like your owed sex. Only a pussy beta man exchanges favor for sex. You shouldn't only feel ashamed but rethink your life. Dumping her will be doing her a favor. So do it like this. Leave anything valueable behind. Look her in the eyes and say "I'm ending us, don't call me, don't come after me. Good bye." Leave with nothing but the cloths on your back and something fucking weird like a candlestick or a case of DVRs. Then, never talk to her or return. Just live your life and grow as a person and maybe there will be hope for you yet.

Had the same issue, got so frustrating and finally told her that she needed to work on her sex drive. Maybe try slicing things up a bit? She’s not always in the mood but when she is she eats my ass, takes it up hers, and eats my cum out of herself. Maybe she’s a freak user

Your relationship is almost certainly over. If you need proof of her cheating, you’ll probably find it in her phone. I don’t suggest you do that because it will hurt a lot. I suggest you tell your girlfriend that you can tell she’s not attracted to you anymore, and you feel it’s best for both of you if you break up.

If you really want answers, ask her why she’s not fucking you. When girls stop fucking you like this, they know DAMN WELL why. If she says “I don’t know why, I just haven’t been in the mood,” that means “i don’t want to tell you why.”

Lmfao this is me and my gf currently but I still love her. I’m just trying to practice celibacy for now.

This is how girls act when they’re CHEATING, and everyone who’s been there before knows it.

This, been there before

Respect yourself a little more user, there's other girls out there. Don't stick to this mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it.

Wont do, because in the 3 weeks we didnt had sex I allways jerked it too porn non stop when I was angry about not having sex and it allways calmed me down. I have to overcome this and stay angry all night so I can dumpster her ass to the streets tomorrow without any second thoughts

Buy a strap-on and let her fuck you. She's obviously met someone else and is using you for money/support

This

I think I’m okay I don’t get bummed out about it as much as I used to. It makes the sex we do have a lot more enjoyable when we have do actually have it.

This. I stayed in denial for too long with a past gf. Turned out she rented her own apartment and everything without me knowing. Came home from work early and she was packing her shit to leave, hoping to make it our before I for home. I knew it was over long before that, but I stuck around hoping it was fixable. Never had concrete proof of cheating, but looking back it seems obvious she was. Don't do this to yourself user. You keep the power, tell her you're done, don't let her use you until she can get out on her own

This is a dick way to say it, but it’s true.

OP I need you to listen, and listen good. You’re not going to want to admit it, but people (including girls) don’t just stop wanting to fuck you for no reason. If she’s been obviously pissed off at you, or she had a major trauma or something, and you know damn well why she’s not fucking you, that’s one thing.

But when a girl stops fucking you for seemingly no reason, there’s really only one explanation.

Oh wait, OP has salvaged his dignity and manhood and plans to dump her ass.

Remember, you’re only a cuck if you forgive her.

She'll cry and give him a bogus reason just to keep mooching off of him and he'll fall for it and be back here in a month.

I've checked her phone last week.
She left it on the table unlocked
I checked all the chat logs but dont see anything suspicous there unless she keeps her fuckboys somewhere else

100% this. If she is cheating on you and you've done everything your suppose to do or felt like you were suppose to do. It's not your fault. but you REALLY don't want proof. Your gut feeling is enough. I found this out the hard way.

There are a million ways to hide and remove evidence. Snapchat, IG, download and deleting apps over and over. It's not hard.

There is no evidence better than a gut feeling. Actually, mysterious lack of sex is probably the best proof of cheating there is. Any girl (or guy) with half a brain deletes her/his text logs when she’s cheating, or more likely uses Snapchat.

This.
It’s natural to want to find proof. You really don’t want this dude, take it from me... it hurts so much. It fucked me up for YEARS seeing the things she said to those guys. I still haven’t totally recovered, and I’ve dated 2 girls since then.

I know that's why I need to enter no masturbation week/month. I can only think clear and stay strong when I dont cum, because otherwise I am loosing my anger and balls in front of girls. It still hurts though. We've been dating for a year. I would have allmost said I love her, but its obvious isnt it. There is no real rational explanation for her behaviour

What shitty band did she make you sit through op? Also if your at her house right now leave a note on the dresser that's says "it's over" and leave, then ignore her calls for at least 2 days. If you're at your house wake her ass up and kick her out, say "I only let girls who fuck me stay over"

OP, this is a very real risk. Women can be extremely manipulative when they want to be. You’ll really want to give her a second chance - women are evolutionarily wires to be able to manipulate your feelings this way. Do not fall for it.

It was my dad :(

He used to creep into my room late at night and assrape me until i bled :(((((((

Now i hate everyone and call everyone spergs

Sorry user but the whole nofap thing sounds like a load of crap. Whatever you gotta do to stay strong though..

>Instead of talking to my girlfriend about why she might not want sex I thought I'd trick her into giving it to me.
>She didn't fuck me for taking her out, WHAT A CUNT

Grow up

shes fucking someone on the side, dump her dumbass

I am actually crying right now. This makes too much sense. I may have been blind so far, but she really did not appeal as a girl that would do these kinds of things. She is no Idiot either and she never added me on her snapchat but I never thought any of it

Have you thought about asking her why she isn't in the mood? Could it be that you look like an inbred sperg with dick cheese? Stop being a retard and ask instead of being pissed like a child

From the guy that apparently hasn't told his girlfriend he loves her after almost a year I assume you also never added her, did you?

You think I didnt try forehead? She never wanted to talk about it or give me a direct answer. Just a ,,its me not you" thing

No, I don't think you did try. I think you at best asked if it was something you did/your appearance and dropped it at "it's not you it's me."

You've never told her you loved her, immediately trusted some fuck nuts on Yea Forums that she must totally be cheating on you and are throwing a tantrum because you haven't gotten your dick wet in a whopping 3 weeks.

You sound like a whiny piss baby.

No I do not, but I am naive when it comes to girls

This is a wild idea, but have you tried talking to her?

No sex drive is often a marker of medication killing her libido (birth control, anti-depressants, etc. etc.), or some other underlying mental issues. Her sexual attraction to you, even though you're a faggot, is probably besides the point.

This is me, except I'm ops girlfriend..

I dunno what's wrong with me, my woman constantly wants my dick and I just can't.. I'd rather sustain wtf

It can be very hard to figure out the “type” or girl who cheats. Innocence, a clingy attachment style... these don’t really mean anything.

In my experience, there are some things that make cheating less likely: excellent relationship with her family (especially her father), few-no straight male friends (all girl friends), all-around maturity, healthy sex/relationship attitudes, and very strong impulse control/self-discipline are the best indicators of a loyal girl IMO but are still not absolute by any means.

If I were you, this is what I’d do. Ask her point blank what’s going on. Say in a calm way, “we haven’t had sex in 3 weeks, I deserve to know what’s going on with you.” If she gives you ANYTHING other that a fucking excellent, concise answer, you figure out a way to dump her ass like a mature adult.

It will hurt - at first. Get dating again as soon as possible. Hell, you should make Tinder and OKcupid accounts right now - get a head start.

Post pic of gf, user. It'll help us figure out what's going on

Maybe I am
But I just checked her phone and I found a guy friend that she met last friday when I was meeting with my friends and she didnt tell me anything about it. That and her whole behaviour in the last month makes me feel I am doing the right thing here. I may am a pussy for never telling her to that I love her, but my gut never told me to do it

I really tried to talk. Not saying U think I am ugly??? She is not interested in any conversation that goes this way. She just keeps on telling me how stressed she is and gets angry when I bring it up again

Not op but 3 weeks is a long as time to go without sex with a girl you've been dating for a year. My gf fucks me AT LEAST 2-3 times a week. I'd definantly think something was up if she's stopped wanting to have sex for 3 weeks

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Then fucking ask her you moron.

She might be going through some shit alone cuz she doesn't feel supported and all you care about is getting your dick sucked.

Grow the fuck up and ask her what's wrong, if there's anything you can do to help and if she says she doesn't talk about it rn just say you will be there if she needs to speak cuz that's what a fucking boyfriend (or anyone for that matter) should do. Actually care about the well-being and sanity of someone.

Man the fuck up and stop whining cuz she any fiddling with your noodle.

she has a daddy kink but you never get the opportunity, what the fuck is going on?

Youre both not wrong - you’re right about trying to approach this maturely. However, you’re both seriously misreading the situatation. She has repeatedly given vague answers -you can’t convince someone to communicate with you if she doesn’t want to... and she’s giving all the signs of not wanting to talk about it.

“Not wanting to talk about it” is a very ominous sign. Also, OP has no responsibility to stay with a girl who won’t fucking communicate about a very important subject.

Can antidepressants reduce sex drive? Totally. Do they reduce sex drive to the extent that OP is describing? Very fucking rarely.

Maybe try instead of waiting for her to move just lick her butthole and pussy Shea hawt. Would likely fuck me no problem

I did, but not anymore that is what I wanted to say

She does not deserve you, I've been there, break up as soon as you can

Relationships take a lot of work and maturity in order to be maintained. Talk to her openly as a man. She will respect you for it (hopefully). If she doesn’t, gtfo wasn’t meant to be. You shouldn’t care about your bs social media accounts. You don’t need to look at her phone. If she hasn’t done anything to betray your trust, you have no right even exploring the possibility of invading her privacy. Not all women have healthy sex drives. Mine doesn’t. Bribing her to do get a desired affect will not work out like you have planned in your head. I know from experience. If you don’t trust her, there’s no relationship. If going on a post on Yea Forums is enough to shake your trust in her, leave her. You’ll be doing yourself a favor. Trying to spice things up may end up having you even more sexually frustrated. You go and really put in effort to change things which excites you on how you think (want) the result to be to just blow up in your face. Come right down mainstreet, and establish mature understanding of the situation. If you can’t find common ground, then it’s done. Hope you get that ass though

Good thing you didn't. Letting a girl know you love her is showing weakness. Never give them validation.

This

Maybe if you post her nudes here, she´ll finally fuck you!

Listen, user. Just because you did something nice for a girl, doesn't mean she owes you sex. If you're going to do something nice for her, it doesn't mean that she is automatically obligated to have sex with you! Grow up and learn how to treat people. She clearly said that you weren't the reason for not wanting to do it. Talk to her, if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. But she doesn't owe you this because you took her out.

Are you actually this retarded or pretending?

Don’t worry about the whole “I love you” thing. I’m sure a psychologist could connect it to this situation somehow but it’s probably not immediately relevant to the situation.

I would strongly suggest you stop looking through her phone and communications. Like we’ve said, finding the evidence will fuck you up and will not do any good. Searching for evidence is a lose-lose situation. Either you don’t find anything (which proves nothing, because she has too many cheating red flags), or you find that one text message that haunts your nightmares for years. I really wish I had never read my ex’s texts to a surfer dude talking about how much she loved feeling his cum in her.

I would say that you’ve seen enough. You know what to do.

Good news though: you’re gonna get over this much faster than you think, especially if you get dating again fast. Eating right and exercising semi regularly in combination with putting forth a real effort to date again? You’ll be over this shit soon.

Let me tell you bunch of virgins a word of advice. You don't buy sex. Sex in itself a completely mutual transaction where everyone gets the same benefits, it is not something you barter for nor bargain for it.

>gets angry when I bring it up again
Break up with her now. Even if she's not cheating she's refusing to communicate with you and doesn't consider your needs.

If you want a long term relationship, you’re going to need to say it eventually.

It doesn’t matter how fucking Chad you are, very few girls are going to be the first to say “I love you.”

/thread

>>finally watching netflix in bed
>>engage foreplay.exe
You should've started that shit like five hours prior to this point.

Maintain a constant flow of physical affection. Come up behind her while she's doing something, put your hands on her waist to pull her against you, kiss the back of her neck, and then fuck off back to whatever you were doing before you were briefly distracted.

Fuck with her like this all day, every day, and by the time you get to the "finally watching netflix in bed" hour, if she makes it that long, you're gonna give her a single chaste headpat and she's gonna take it as a greenlight to put your cock in her throat.

>Maybe try slicing things up a bit?
What does this mean

No it does not
But this allways worked for her in the past. Happieness made her horny. This all felt right, just the way the evening went. It would have allways ended in sex, unless there is something seriously wrong. I will confront her with this and a few other things in the morning. From my point of view there is either a real communication problem or she is actually cheating on me and I think I have the right to bring this up when I am no longer happy in this realtionship and want to give her an ultimatum. Either talk or go. I have never posted anything like this but I am actually surprised you guys gave me courage. Even the insulting posts made me remeber that I probably did mistakes too. I just had a small breakdown but a lot of people were right. Its time to man up. I am going to sleep to get a clear head for tomorrow

Yeah but women say they love you they dont mean it like guys do.

I would avoid confronting her with the evidence you found. This is also what I would call a lose-lose situation - and will give her an excuse to derail the conversation (a common and very effective cheater’s tactic).

Your emphasis should be on two things: her lack of communication, and the lack of sex. Do not apologize for wanting communication, and do not apologize for wanting sex. Those are both very reasonable and healthy things in a relationship that she is failing at.

The pheromones Androstenone, and Androstanone, make women sexually aroused, consistently.

They also make most men, children, and senior women strongly dislike you. You will lose friends if you use either of those in their presence. You can destroy your social life with these. They can get you fired.

But, they make you "hot".............so, use around women you want to find you hot.

My best posts were all dubs, so you can tell I know what I’m talking about.

This, but also put it in a way that makes her more of the complete douche

if legit, where can i get some of this shit

Thats too much work dawg, just be irresistible in general. Work out 4 days a week muscle building, have a good diet involving intermittent fasting, youll have more T and be a better man.
Sounds to me like youre just losing your manhood in general, fix that first

It’s bullshit. If you think this actually worked fucking everyone would be using it. Hell, I’m about to start bottling up “pheromones” and selling them at my local comic book shop kek

Leave her, OP. If sexual chemistry isn't there, you have every right to leave. Don't let some whiney bitches say "HURR DURR U ARENT OWED SEX". Yeah, that's true. You aren't owed sex. But that doesn't mean you have to begrudgingly slump through a relationship like that without an aspect of a relationship that you want. Sex is an aspect of a relationship as much as affection, cute dates, and mutual love is.

Also try, I dunno, fucking talking to her about this? Bring it up. "Hey these past couple weeks you've turned down sex and haven't been in the mood. Is something wrong?". Literally say that. For all you know she could be depressed or something man. Whether you work through it with her or leave her, you'll be fine, OP.

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holy shit an actual human, i thought only goblins and imps dwelt here.

Nofap is going to fuck you over in this case man. It'll make you too thirsty, you'll accept her bullshit.

Fap your feelings away til you dump her, Fap if she's tries to get back together with you.

Only once you're fully free from her can you resume celibacy to motivate you to find someone begged.

Not bullshit

A few different good companies, take your pick.

PheromoneXS and Liquid Alchemy Labs are both great.

Androtics Direct is terrible.

Whatever you get, do not use more than 2 - 3 drops in 24 hours. If you use too much you are more likely to weird people out (including women), and more likely to have someone HATE you

i fucked her in the bathroom at the concert

I look back at old Yea Forums and remember that yeah there were trolls and shit, but it still had it's moments of positivity. "The world is your oyster" suicide prevention thread comes to mind.

I just wanna be that same kinda user I guess. Positive and encouraging, but realistic and sometime abrasive when needed. Like a drunk grandpa giving you life advice

Leave her because she won't bang you? Pathetic, why even be in a relationship clearly you just want to fuck. Maybe she just has an issue she isn't mentioning. Or you're not attractive to her anymore. Trying finding a root cause if you actually care and don't want to come off as a faggot.

Damn that’s actually the realest shit I’ve ever heard in this dump.

Also, the pheromone Alpha Androstenol puts everyone in a very good mood, including you. Use it when home alone for a mild HIGH that lasts for hours. Makes people like you, a lot.
Avoid Beta Androstenol

she's waiting on the result of an std test
bitch is a whore

Learn her cycle bro.

Some women have a very low sex drive depending on where they're at in their cycle. My ex was at her horniest when she was on her period. That fucking sucked ass.

My current gf is basically only horny near her ovulation time, within about a week of it. We rarely have sex unless it's during that time.

Sex drive can also be influenced by any number of things such as medication, depression/ anxiety, anger, even feelings of guilt toward sex outside of marriage if she was ever religious.

Maybe there is something you did to upset her or at least mentally bugs her every time she sees you, and she can't really get turned on because she keeps remembering that thing. I can only assume you might be an asshole considering you finally did something nice for her solely for the goal of trying to have sex with her.

Sex is necessary in a relationship, but communication is even more necessary. Explain how you feel not in an argumentative way, but in an honest way because if she loves you, she's going to care about how you feel. Ask her what the problem is and if there's a way you can both compromise and "meet in the middle."

If you just break up with her immediately with no genuine communication like that first, you are a failure at relationships and all of the ones you have after will fail until you learn that for yourself. And a side note- it's highly unlikely that she's cheating on you. It makes no fucking sense in this situation, that's just coming from depressed single neckbeards REEEEing at someone with a girlfriend.

if shes saying no to him, shes getting her dick elsewhere.
99% if she doesn't wanna fuck for a long time she doesn't love you anymore or is cheating.

Fucking dump her ass right this instant! Fucking wake her ass up and say we are done bitch, bye!

Kek, go back to your traps if you think this sucks so bad. I mean, what is Yea Forums for?

Do it break up with her

I'm confused about the refugee... explain

What thread are you referring to user? Is there an archive link? I’m feeling down ):

hey me, its me.

Pretend to be angry with her, call her "Young lady", bend her over your knees and smack dat ass. If she doesn't want to play along call her a bad girl, grab her shirt and lead her to a corner for time out.
If you're going to break up with her you might as well try something different. idk man, GL

go pick up some cotton, fucking nigger

Give me your girl

why kind fucking idiot ass cuck would even think of doing something like this?

this fag is right, do that

It's an ollllddd thread, but here's a screencap. Feel better, friend. There's a lot to look forward to in life. I've been down that road, but had I ended my life when I was at my lowest point (about 5 years ago) I wouldn't have done the things I have today, made the friends I've made, and everything else in between. This post helped a lot, and I hope it helps you too. Stay strong, user

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Give her the fucking boot
It ain’t gonna get better
Or cheat on her, then you won’t be dependent on her for physical affection

Her dad?

>leave own apartment
>give her everything you own.
Are you fucking retarded?1

Have any of you even considered maybe his balls just smell really bad?

shit, this nigga might be onto something

dude that shits too complicated
they sell lube for reasons

i love how mad everyoe got at this
well played. everyone's a faggot

Thank you user, I hope you have a good night and life

Listen this hyper aggressive stance might be what you want. But if it were me I'd ya know, tell her the fuckin problem before kicking her to the curb. If she has no good excuse, boot her. If she says she'll fix it, work on it. This is only if you give a shit though. Do whatever. Good luck chief.

>try slicing things up a bit
kek

>I need help from Yea Forums for the most creative was to do so

jizz all over her while she sleeps and write a mirrored image on her forehead "its over". when she wakes up tries to clean her cum covered face in the bathroom she will read your message while looking at the mirror.

OP it’s critical that you post a picture of your balls

Hold up...
> dump her to the streets
Are you implying that she doesn't pay rent or own the place you're staying at? Fuck dude, the least she could do is give you a lil handy once in awhile let alone some fuckin pussy. Just tell her to get her shit and go, be straight up with her
> "b...but user, don't you want me more than for just sex?"
> "is sex all that matters to you?"
No bitch, that's why I've been paying for your fuckin Bill's and concert tickets, but if there's no sexual attraction then that's not really a relationship is it? You gotta be straight up and honest Yea Forumsro

This. I know everyone likes to scream about how no one owes anyone sex and all that, but to look at OP’s story a bit deeper, he does need to break it off. Sex is not just some little game that’s nice to play every now and then, like girls think it is. For a lot of guys, sex is much deeper than physical, it’s psychological. When my wife rejects me for sex for a long time I feel exactly the same way my wife does if I were to insult her in some way. OP’s GF doesn’t even notice his needs or care about them.

Ghost her.

OP lost his balls when he obeyed his cheating gf. she needs a good rape.

Asian? Holy shit bro. There’s your issue. Asian women DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE NEEDS OF THEIR MEN.

Can vouch for this. I don't know why but for some reason when showering I would always miss my balls.

I've been divorced twice and broken up with my ex-fiance last year.

I didn't realize until last year when my ex-fiance spouted a bunch of shit and ended with "AND YOUR BALLS FUCKING SMELL LIKE ROTTEN EGGS" before slamming the door and leaving.

Later that night when I showered, I went through my regular muscle-memory of showering and realized I missed my balls entirely.

Then after thinking back to my divorces, I realized they both separated from me a day after they gave me unfinished blowjobs.

Really makes you wonder how many marriages could be saved just from a simple wash of the sack.

Take her to a boba place.

Asians fucking LOVE boba and something about the tapioca releases a hormone in their bodies that makes them horny as fuck. Works every time.

seems really suspicious man i bet she getting fucked by 5 Niggers everyday behind your back.

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You know whats funny i was fuckin a girl not that long ago that had her boyfriend do something like that for her. Lol shes cheating on you

Just tell her how you feel, tell her she has made you feel unattractive to her and that you want a sexual relationship with her and that if she doesnt want a sexual relationship with you thats fine, but it's a deal breaker. That's more than reasonable
She could just be having some personal issue though, maybe zhes having an issue with menstruation and shes saying "not in the mood" becuase shes embarrassed.

I refuse to believe you're not an kncel, do you really think women dont have similair feelings about sex?

You're one fucking retarded nigger, ya know that? He's paying the bills. It's his appartment and she gets to stay there for free in this "relationship" which she's not even sexually attracted to him? She doesn't owe him sex (kinda) but if there's no sexual attraction then she's obviously just using him you idiot fuck. If you don't have sex in a relationship then you're really not in a relationship or 'in love' at all. I'm saying you gotta have a fuck quota like once a week or something but damn, no sex at all then no real feelings.

Jesus clean your balls

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>Then after thinking back to my divorces, I realized they both separated from me a day after they gave me unfinished blowjobs.

quick. take them to court. tell the judge you need a second chance because your arms are too short to reach and properly clean your balls.

>tell her how you feel,

wtf

*not saying

Sorry, but this. Fuck you if you think your girl owes you something because you finally got off your kike ass and did something to meet her needs for once.

There's physical cheating but also emotional cheating. Who's she talkin to? Sharing her life and thoughts with? That's why she's not in the mood: because it's not you anymore. She may not be blowing anyone but emotionally she's over there. She actually feels like sex with you is cheating on them.

this.

OP just dump her. no explanation. she knows what shes doing. just break up with her and keep it moving. doesnt matter if shes cheating. clearly she doesnt care. keep it moving. youll feel better eventually.

Part of being in an adult relationship involves being able to come to reasonable solutions to meet the partners emotional and sexual needs. If you cant do that you need to fix it or move on. I expect to have a sexual relationship with my partner, if they are not up for it then we shouldnt be together, we are not compatible.

3 weeks no sex
ehh user im not feeling it
does everything right
ehhh still not feeling it user

shes cheating. its so obvious.

>redditspacing

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Pr ot means "im depressed and I'm having a hard time understanding it"

Not everything has to be cheating. She could be unhappy. I would be unhappy too if I was in a relationship with someone who’s clear focus is just to get off.

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reads like a womans writing

Leave her. Shes cheating on you. Women that don't put out are getting cock elsewhere. I know this because it's happened to me not once, not even twice, but THREE fucking times. I was in your situation. LEAVE THE BITCH AND DON'T LET HER "fake tears" SWAY YOU!!! She'll act like it's the end of the world, but IGNORE HER!!! Get the fuck out of there, OP.

If you don't live together just break up over text and mail her an energy drink.
If you do you should just start fucking another women and ignore her.

nigger faggot or bait?

stfu hoe.

Tpbp

I just have to ask, and?

Sex is a normal part of a serious relationship, like kissing, cute shit, etc

kys whiteknight faggot

impressive

Don't be a pussy. Do it.

Lol I feel ya man after I broke up with my ex we would still fuck sometimes and I made her give me a bj one night she went up and down on it once then looked up at me and said you’re balls smell horrible. Being that we were just fwb I didn’t care and just said shut up and suck it bitch. She continued until I came in her mouth then she puked lol. A nasty sack can ruin a relationship I blame it on my sack being so big when I sit and lean back its kinda like a flap that covers my butthole so every time I fart my sack and balls are fumigated with ass gas

i fucked the concert in her bathroom

i fucked the bathroom at her concert

i bathroomed her fuck concert

>no sex with gf in 3 weeks

Oh pity for poor user

Your plan was stupid from the get-go. A concert is exhausting. And a tired gf is not a horny gf.

This, but let her have a.coffee first.
Don't hit her with it as soon as she wakes up.

Gtfo stupid roastie

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why are they in a shipping trailer?

Don't need a creative way. Just end it.

Do this, now. Record it. Post her reaction, please.

Dump her. She doesn't deserve a whiny piece of shit like you anyway, seriously.
Crying like a bitch that your gf isn't putting out and giving bullshit excuses is entirely on you. Go listen to some Patrice O'Neal, maybe you'll man the fuck up and stop being a scheming little cunt. There are plenty of bitches out there for you, though I believe you to be undeserving of any of them.

One night, give her a drink with sleep-aids, prolly buy a new weird brand of tea to blame the weird taste. Grab all her shit and her unconcious body and drive her to a shitty motel where the receptionist doesnt have cams.

Dump her on a room along all her stuff, ghost from her life.

Alternatively, stash her as baggage on a bus next state over-

>Check her phone for cheating evidence
>Post it everywhere

Everyone has needs, its just a compatibility issue, granted OP is a retard. Youre even more retarded

FFFFFF

>Patrice O'Neal
stop

Don't listen to the faggots saying that you should treat her right.
> Give her a piece of cake and coffee with milk. Except balls. You came in both of them. Wait until she's done. When she realizes you are laughing from something and you tell her why, she'll want to use a tooth brush, but you already came in the tooth paste.
That's how you win Everytime.

>have a gf

dont try to lie at us

You must realize that women cannot be raped
>what
Consent requires agency

>Beccy tier chink
You did this to yourself. Asian girls are known to lose sexual interest.

>Stage a kidnapping
>Take her to an abandonned storage/house whatever with her head covered with her head covered
>Sit her tied up facing a wall
>Remove headbag
>Wall has fake blood message that reads "Ravioli Ravioli It's not me It's you"
or something

It was a prank bruh

DUMP THIS DEAD BEDROOM BITCH ASAP NO MERCY

She's cheating on you. Leave her immediately.

Okay, here's what you do: You pay her a day on the spa, getting her out of the home.

Then you paint the walls with shit.

Fire drill at 4:30AM. Lock her ass out.

The man doesn't owe her anything either.
Doesn't owe her food.
Doesn't owe her time and tickets to a shitty band.
Doesn't owe her a place to live, sleep, keep belongings.
Doesn't owe her protection.

If you don't think he is "owed" anything but the man owes her all that then fuck off.

Kike SJW get off Yea Forums you fucking normie.

this guy has the "biggest" cock

This

Dropkick her down the stairs, dump booze on her and maybe plant some moldy oregano before calling the cops.

For bonus points, break a lot of your shit so you can press for destruction of property.

Break with her during the trial

>Get vasectomy
>Replace her pills for placebos
>Show vasectomy papers when she comes with baby

Heyy...nice Elon...

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Hack her twatter and post racist things

Break with her as you cant live with someone so disgusting or some normie shit

I've been laughing like a retard for the past minute at this, thanks user

That is truly rank

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Kek this is probably bait but either way, break it off and gtfo asap... Women (and men but i think it's more common in women) who don't have a healthy sex drive are fucking weird and probably developmentally stunted somewhere along the way. Move on and let them work that out with themselves and a therapist

Very much this bro. Have had this happen with gf’s in the past. This is legit your best option.

Damn, this brought back some feels. Been there. This user is right tho somethings up, she's either cheating or wants to but hasn't acted yet. Either way bail out. Its emasculating and uncomfortable to have to complain about lack of sex... I would just say something vague like" it isn't working" and let her dumb ass figure it out

Found the fat oppressed tumblr feminist marmabeast

>only let girls who fuck me stay over"
I was 100% with you until you dropped this god tier cringe. I mean you're right but don't put it that way KEK

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this /thread

They somehow escaped Canada again and are being sent back.

>femanon
>Virgin
Literally all signs point to something fishy. Mainly cause I’ve had these exact same fucking experiences multiple times. And what do ya know? They were cheating lmao. Hoes gonna be hoes, don’t let these white knights or women on here make you feel bad.

It's so obvious she is getting cock elsewhere. The bitch is living you up.

Thats your issue. Stupid american with your yellow fever. Have fun paying for her relatives oversea to come in-state.

You don't know anything about women. It took me months of sexual frustration to learn how to tell him to fuck me. I was afraid that he wasn't that into me, he just didn't want to be pushy

Are you trying to tell me rice drink asian girl wanna boom boom

They are in a relationship, by law marriage even requires sexual activities (there has been a case where the man didnt want to have sex with his wife so she sued him, he had to comply and do it to her)
They are both adults and should be aware of what they want, preach your sjw philosophy somewhere else faggot

You're doing something wrong, retard. My wife gained 20 pounds after we got married and sex slowed to once a week at best because I just was never interested. When she took it off, sex got more frequent. When she started sucking dick more, sex was daily.

You are not doing well with your physical appearance, or you are inadequate in the bedroom. You can fix both if there is an attempt made.

Break it off before she can make you look any more foolish