I'm an animal control officer. AMA

I'm an animal control officer. AMA

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Do you have to put down cats?

I don't have to, sometimes I rape them to death. It saves the city money.

Is that cat under arrest?
How much pussy do you get at work?
Have you ever escorted a possum out of town?
Ever had to squish spiders or large bugs in the line of duty?

have you ever spread peanut butter on your balls and let the dogs lick it off

The answer to all of your questions is: rape.

Not quite. I wrap rubber bands around my balls first THEN spread peanut butter on them. I consider myself a liberal, so I apply the peanut butter liberally to my dick, taint and asshole as well. Afterwards, I rape the dog to death.

>i consider myself a liberal

a liberal with a job,there's a joke

Is that you in the pic?

If yes, i want to see you naked.

How about I just shave the pussy?

what happens to the smaller animals you catch rodents, ratfaced feminazi's and the ilk

It depends, some are raped, the others may be euthanized via cavity insertion.

Who dies in Avengers Endgame?

What do you think about Connecticut trying to pass a bill that will make residents have to register their cats like dogs?

I don't want to spoil the ending, but it's the animals.. They are raped to death.

How difficult of a job is it to secure?
What qualifications do you have besides being fine with getting rabies?

I think it's stupid. We will end up with a system similar to how all humans are tracked via social security numbers. With such a system, rape is much harder to accomplish since the body can be identified.

The job is pretty easy to get. I recommend men who are physically smaller in size so that they can properly enter some of the smaller animals.

what types of animals have you entered?

interesting and what do you do with the road kill seems like a waste to bin it

most of the larger ones (horses, cows, dogs, goats) and a few of the smaller ones (large cats, ducks, chickens). With rabbits it usually ends up being a mess.

Road kill usually has been dead a while. Since it's already dead, I usually cut off the affected portions and donate what is salvageable to a local charity.

I bet you talk to the guidance counselor daily

You should rape the road kill, show the higher up's that you take your job seriously.

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Not so much anymore believe it or not.

It's not rape if it doesn't fight back. Best to just donate to those in need.

I dunno about that, mom told me if it doesn't consent then its rape its why i stay quiet till i get close enough to act.

If you feel like dealing with the paperwork, you can have the animal consent using a paw print on some legal paperwork. That way it isn't rape, just "surprise sex".

thats the difference between a professional and an enthusiast, thx for the info user.

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