I recently (stupidly) took a good job in negro ville. There are bums outside my job, the train station reeks of piss, bum ass motherfuckers selling $2 rides outside the train station, cockroach motherfuckers asking for cigarettes, calling me white motherfucker, all the works of a fucking ghetto.
Worst of all, there is a tiny little store next door where they sell weed hats, and the stupid store owner fucking blasts caribbean music, all day. I mean blasts, it's like a fucking block party where nobody but him is dancing. We ask him to stop, he just turns it back on the next day.
Nobody I know is knowledgeable/awesome/creative enough to give me a solution. How can I destroy his speakers without getting caught? I wouldn't mind them shorting out, or even exploding, as long as I would not be caught. Anybody have any ideas? Only reward is knowing that you fucked up some stupid uncivilized nigger's speakers.
Pics? I’m thinking it’s an open stall deal but I can’t tell. You said within touching distance wdym
Aiden Gonzalez
No pics sorry but it's like my job is one door, and this guy is directly next door. His speaker is right by the door to my job. I could easily slip something next to it. The question is what?
Robert Myers
A fucking magnet you stupid fuck.
Adrian Hill
M80s, or have another nigger with a mask hit it with a hammer and fuck off
Gavin Jones
Cum into a jar under the counter, as long as it takes to build up an ounce or two, then while the other nigger is out, open the speaker and pour it in, then close it back up
Gavin Diaz
lmao i uploaded this pic years ago. You kept it all this time.
Lucas Flores
If you/someone you know is good with that kind of thing, get into the speaker and play horrific profane shit like Loli hentai with an English dub, so no one takes him seriously anymore
Noah Parker
get one of them cop sirens and blap it every now and then
Oliver Robinson
Would a magnet actually work?
Wyatt Russell
Get a new job? bro
Caleb Hill
Ideally I would love to change what is playing on the speaker.
Nathaniel Phillips
Get a new job and the speakers don't exist.
Noah Mitchell
Whatever you play, if it ain’t what he wants he’s going to fuck with it so it does. You want to make him not want to play anything, aside from asking him to kindly fuck off which you did incentivizing him to not play anything seems to be your only hope
Charles Robinson
That's the best solution but I just got hired... I trained 4 months for this position... I had no idea this was such a ghetto
Christian Johnson
just look for a new job its not worth sticking around niggers
Julian Brooks
Just pour some water on it at night wearing nigga clothes. Also don’t leave any fingerprints(ie put on gloves) or dna like cum as one user suggested.
Leo Anderson
of course, I plan on blasting dubstep or metal, whichever pisses black people off more. But how?
Jackson White
People have said this in lighter ways, but sometimes I need to hear it like this for it to really make sense
Matthew Hughes
You’re not gonna change what’s playing without either him changing it or what said, either do the cum jar thing or play horrific shit until he doesn’t/can’t play that Rasta trash anymore
Evan Green
Go full New Zealand on them you fucking cuck.
Leo Barnes
have it play something that is not considered "nigga shit"
James Brooks
Is it a bluetooth speaker? Powered speakers? Passive speakers? Details are key for shit like this. If you don't want to post pics, go be a pussy somewhere else.
Aiden Butler
i was trying to exhaust the other options first. i wouldn't want to waste good ammo.
Joshua Smith
Wikihow? This is the advanced but much more fun option. Maybe just have someone distract him while you hook up the Bluetooth to your phone, just reaching over? I’d suggest youtu.be/h2dJ-JUzhVs but that’s just me.
The DNA would get fried by the circuitry bitch, he said be creative
Daniel Fisher
I volunteer to be that nigger depending on your location
Mason Bailey
If you think that's crazy, check out the server where we talk about societies discord..gg/AWdE4Pd
Austin Nguyen
I say hack into the fucking Bluetooth like we’re hackman or some shit, just hook it up to your phone instead, like said
Adrian Cruz
Hard to tell, he keeps it inside an upright crate. Like he knows I'm coming for it.
Isaiah Edwards
could use an emp device, go on china ebays and look for one and search youtube for them. i doubt theyll be strong enough but if youre really dedicated im sure you could make your own, just dont kill yourself doing it
Daniel Garcia
Dude, I’m guessing you’re in black New York. East Harlem/south Bronx/deep Brooklyn probably.
Do not stir up shit. It’s their neighborhood, you’re just working there. Live with it or get a new job.
William Hall
What job trained you for 4 months just to put you in some shit building in the ghetto? What is your job OP?
Joseph Stewart
I remember reading about a HAM radio operator that blew his neighbors speakers by lining the walls with wiring or some shit and connecting to an amplifier, but the neighbors radio was tuned to the same band/station/frequency as the HAM radio guys gear was. There are other options, go to the pawnshop since you live in Niggertown and buy a massive guitar amp or PA system, place it tight up against his wall and drop bottom with a bass/woofer excursion test available on youtube.
Brandon Evans
Damn son well said. I was hoping to be a big factor in gentrification of the area, seeing as the jews are setting up shop there, but these people actively resist.
Jackson Richardson
licensed banker lol
Colton Edwards
You can use a usb killer, except for a USB you can use an auxiliary cord and plug it into the aux port, you’d have to get close enough to do it. But it would work, you’d have to make it or find it somewhere on the web, u can make it out of a disposable camera. Unless you can find someone on the web who will make it for you, you will need 1. Disposable camera. Link: youtu.be/YrzJvZmeWNU 2.. soldering iron with solder 3. Wire strippers. 4. Auxiliary cord ( just cut in half and strip the wire then connect it correctly.
Wyatt Jones
what does it mean to drop bottom? that's an idea
Nolan Sullivan
What the fuck bank can’t just buy his shitty Spenser’s ripoff and piss in its grave? Fuck the speakers just run his ass out of town
wouldn't it be seen as me defending the interest of the company? he is blasting shitty music that probably deters customers and civilized people from even walking near the place. When corporate came for a visit last month, they immediately told him to shut it down. He just brought it back the next day
Brayden Miller
Just got plant some shit, call the police and be all "yeah, idk what it is but I smell something weird coming from the guy in this shop. And I'm not sure what it is, but there was a definite bulge in his waistline. Idk if it's a gun, or his nigger dick, but it definitely looks like it might be a gun"
Cooper Green
damn you right
Easton White
Like anybody would waste their damn time checking for fingerprints because some one destroyed an idiots speakers. You act like he is comiting murder
Jose Fisher
Nah I hate hearing petty shit like that. Handle it on your own, upper management doesn't want to have to deal with noise pollution.
Lucas Rivera
Planting drugs would be the best way to go user, just don’t get caught, forget the USB killer, too much work.
Nolan Anderson
I always check for cum first when my speakers go out. You must not know a god damn thing about technology
Oliver Thompson
When it comes down to it there’s there options. A. Destroy the speakers, B. Destroy his reputation, C. Destroy his business. Which means A. Self explanatory, EMP or some shit into the crate boom problem solved. B. Somehow get into that speaker and play something that will either make him not want to play stupid shit or anything at all out of embarrassment, or C. Just while to big dick daddy Jews that run the bank and have his shitty store run over by the Goy Mobile™
Anthony Hall
it would probably have to be coke right? recreational weed is not legal here but would the cops even come for some weed?
Nathaniel Thompson
Yeah it could even be pills. But if you’re looking for him to be gone gone, then coke.
Jack Cook
Doesn't matter what drug, if you say he's got a weapon on him they'll show up
James King
i mean of course i can get the cops to show up. Just gotta say "based on his actions, he may or may not have a gun, I can't tell" and say he's black. But i don't know if that will make them shut down the music.
Joshua Thomas
Maybe you can shoot your dick off and say it was him. We're coming up with ideas for you, now go by some coke or some meth, hide it in his shop, call the cops, and post pics for proof.
Jose Reed
Could I just call the cops for a noise complaint? Do they do that?
Asher Hill
Drive by and shoot it. Use a potato to suppress the flash. Then skirt off and come back 40 mins later when the cops are gone. No more speaker. I seen my friend do the same thing to a person once.
Juan Young
Yeah but what're they gonna do about that? "Excuse me sir, according to penal code blah, your music is too loud. Do you mind turning it down a smidge?" No. Plant drugs.
Ryan Thompson
Just plant the drugs OP. Think of how cool of a story it will be to tell your future gay husband.
Dylan King
Wanna come to deep brooklyn for a nice hit and run? I will take you out for a beer after and we can laugh
Lincoln Clark
>I am within touching distance of the speaker
Build a small pocket size EMP device. Nuke them.
Easy enough to do with basic electrical work and like $20.
Or get a USB PC killer and fry his computers if he is using them to play the music.
Adam Garcia
Just kys OP
Matthew Perry
20$ emp? Where? How?
Jeremiah Barnes
Rates are thankfully falling fast in the US.
Current rate for newborns is somewhere around %50.
This makes me think of the idiots who build their homes in flood plains. Hey, you chose the spot. Live with it.
Jaxson Hall
this is brilliant and exactly what i need. But how does your average joe with no experience build this?
Dylan Ortiz
Magnets do work The question is how
Michael Ramirez
I can barely last a minute without foreskin, I'm glad it's gone
Kayden Evans
You know what I do when my speakers suddenly stop working? I buy newer, louder speakers. Breaking the speakers isn't going to solve anything.
Lucas Thompson
Fuckin quit user, leave the nogs to their own
Asher Gutierrez
You certainly wouldn't want to get caught when it goes out. Your best bet is from afar where the theft cameras won't get you.
If it's radio, the easy method is to overpower every frequency. It can be traced, but mumbuktu man likely will believe it's his shitty boombox/reception and not electronic warfare.
Anything else (USB, iPod, bluetooth, etc..) microwaves work, assuming there is an unobstructed line of sight to the boombox. You can cover it with any decoration you want. Will pass through glass/most plastic, but not metal or any dense material more than say 2inches thick. No need to leave it on all day, it'll short out the electronics fairly quickly.
Either option could likely be done with small battery power given the distance/target.
Zachary Jones
>average joe with no experience build this
The first video breaks it down very well. Do some research into though. you are messing with stuff that can hurt you.
With music blaring you could use the watter bottle build with a false wraper over it to hide the device. go in with music blaring, turn it on and the speakers will cover the poping.
walk up to one speaker and lean on it like you are shopping, turn it on and when it blows act freaked out and turn the device off.
Maybe go into his store a few times to not draw attention. make it look like you are somewhat of a regular.
Again. For educational reasons only. i would never advise anyone to do anything illegal.
Ayden Hughes
Thats fine. You want yours gone you have every right to have to removed. I wish I had mine and I never will because mine was stolen from me at birth.
When a male comes of age that should be his choice to make. not the choice of his dum ass parents who bought into all the lies.
At this stage in the game people who are pro infant circumcision are a stupid as anti vaxers in my book.
>I'd never advise anyone to do anything illegal Cop detected
Logan Ortiz
Im not going to get charged for OP if he gets caught. I gave him educational information only. What he does with that information is on him.
Jaxon Martinez
There's no way you could be connected to this. This thread will be gone by the time he does anything. Jesus Christ, all you sperg lords act like he's raping mother Teresa
Julian Morales
What is posted on the interwebs will always be on the interwebs.
Noah Robinson
Load up super soaker with muriatic acid walk in store spray nigger in the face and eyes. He’ll be blind so he can’t identify you in a lineup it’s the perfect crime
James Evans
Buy a gun, aim it directly at the speaker, and, I can't stress this enough, replace the speaker with your head and fucking kill yourself. >hurr i got job i dont like what do? Life decisions very hard!!1!