How come the lava sun hasn't cooled off, since it's in space?

wait, so if I remove my shoes in space, I won't get cold feet?

jalapeno peppers are hot no matter where they are located. Therefore, the sun is made out of jalepeño peppers. QED faggots

Fake and gay

In order for something to absorb the heat from your feet it must have molecules of something to be sped up by that heat. A vacuum has no mass, in other words, no molecules.

Chunks of molten rock take millions of years to cool down in space.

Jalapenos don't burn, they just go black, but what else burns? WOOD. Wood burns and floats. Witches float too therefore Witches are made of wood therefore the sun is made of Witches powered by space Witchcraft.

Why don't we take some of the icebergs that are breaking off and floating south and send them into the sun to cool it off instead of just melting here. Global warming solved

almost trips of truth

I don't believe you though

Heaven forbid you do a simple Google search. It's basic physics man.

But here's something simple enough for you to grasp even if you don't understand physics.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widmanstätten_pattern#Use

Or if you prefer pretty pictures and someone spelling it out for you:
youtu.be/vff68_q-beg?t=179

It's a gas giant, no rock to form lava.

Don't use the embed. You need to watch the video and go to the 2 minute and 59 second mark.

God keeps it that way. And you're all sinners.

God is dead. And we killed him.

You know, five years ago I hated this kind of post. Stupid troll-baiting bullshit. Waste of time and space.

Now that Yea Forums is nothing but an amateur porn board, I miss this kind of thing.

moron, space is a vacuum so the lava stays hot like it's in a thermos

l2science fagballs

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That's clearly an Orange.
And don't forget Earth is flat!

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OP is not a science dude. The concept of heat conduction and why it is impossible in a vacuum escapes him.

Speaking of which it is a wonder it took scientists so fucking long to discover the "solar wind". How the fuck else did they think the warmth of the Sun got here given that there is a vacuum between us and the Sun? Duh.

Fuck it.

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if your day is remarkably shitty, and you were pushed out of an airlock in space lets assume in orbit above the earth, a number of things would happen.

despite what you might think from sci-fi films... you dont explode. Or become a meat iceberg.

in fact, the first thing is your lungs would exapand, with pressure differential, unless you exhale. exhaling will prevent the fine blood vessels in the lungs from rupturing under sudden inflation.

the second thing will be you fart, uncontrollably. lets hope its a fart, not a shart, given that's just going to be unpleasant to float around.

the third thing you feel is the surface of your eyeballs boil.

that's because with pressure being so low, water instantly boils. but your eyes wouldnt freeze, or anything like that.

the third thing you'd feel is heat, raw, unfiltered sunlight burning your skin. with no atmosphere to filter out the harmful bits, it would be vicious UV and IR radiation, as well as light. your skin would likely blister and sunburn in a few minutes.

However, with no oxygen, you dont have a few minutes, and will likely be unconscious in 60-90 seconds (because lets face it, you've been thrown out of an airlock, you wont be calm, your eyes just had the water boiled off them, you shat yourself, your lungs are screaming for air that isnt there, and hurt like fuck, and your heat's going to be screaming in the total silence. You're going to panic and be trying to scream. only you cant, as there's nothing in your lungs to push over your vocal chords.

unconsciousness pretty rapidly, you'll have oxygen starvation after 3-4 mins, heart failure a minute later, and brain death. Your body will probably not freeze, though it would if you're in mars orbit or further.

not the most fun way to die... but you dont explode.

It’s cuz the earf is flat stupid

there's a small space heater behind it, but it orbits opposite of the view from the earth, so we can never see it.

Materialistic sinners, all of you. REPENT.