>place directly on center oven rack then bake
And how am I supposed to take it out, genius? Don't they know that the people making these are already drunk?
Place directly on center oven rack then bake
Mason Parker
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Luke Brooks
>Place pan directly on center oven rack.
Nathaniel Ramirez
I may be toasted but I'm still literate, faggot. It says specifically "place pizza directly on center oven rack".
Jonathan Gutierrez
Pull it out with a pizza cutter OP.
Christopher Gutierrez
you placethe damn thing on the oven rack and the slide it on to a pan when done. Dumbshit
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Jace Johnson
(then onto the pan)
Xavier Jones
Fuckin' retard can't cook a damn pizza. I guess bush did leave one behind.
Aiden Rogers
Henry Kelly
Ya need a spatuler Opie.
Colton Ross
Fold the box inside out and use it as a pizza peel.
Angel Gutierrez
Aye, Mr. Krabs. Did you enjoy your vacation in Linsdey Lohans undergarments?
Carson Butler
Bitch I am not taking out my camera to show to you that that is not what it says on my box.
Brayden Carter
This.
I use the box as a plate too...less dishes that way
Carter Cook
that is literally from the digorno website. watch the video if you have to you stupid fuck.
digiorno.com
Jonathan Ortiz
I passed out once after putting a TV dinner in a toaster oven.
didn't go well when I woke up two hours later
Thomas Perry
Why is there a fucking website for a grocery item?
Joseph Clark
because americans are just that retarded.
Asher Allen
so like get a fuckin oven mitt you retard?
Kayden Kelly
And touch the pizza with it? Eww, there's like drawer cooties all over it.
Jordan Morgan
Oven mitt and spatula, you dolt.
Nolan Adams
Also This, bachelor skills are important Grasshopper.
Jason Smith
>Yea Forums cant prepare a ready pizza
Oliver Bennett
if you don't have a spatula just use the edge of your plate as a wedge and push toward the back of the oven until it's forced up onto the plate
William Cox
Sit on your hand for like 5 minutes until it goes numb then pull the fucker out.
Brayden Fisher
oh for FUCKS SAAAAAAKE JUST USE A KNIFE TO PUSH IT ONTO A BIG ENOUGH CUTTING BOARD AND CUT IT DAMN
Christopher Parker
You are pathetic and should not reproduce
Henry Clark
>not knowing you can literally wait a few minutes then take out the rack with an oven mitt
OP are you actually retarded?
Bentley Barnes
Shut the fuck up.
Nathaniel Moore
Fuck you in the arse with your mother's slightly enlarged clitoris, it is my pizza to drink and my vino to eat.
Elijah Howard
I hope you burn the roof of your mouth with your shittily cooked pizza shit.
Matthew Thompson
It's actually delicious, thank you. The burns on my fingers are only first-degree and will be fine by the time I wake up off the floor at 4 in the morning.
Camden Jackson
Why the floor tho? Just use the couch or bed.
Jason Watson
Frozen pizza better with the softer crust you get with a pan anyway. There's a place for crispy pizza when it's cooked at high temp with a stone but grocery store box pizza just tastes burnt and bad if it's too crispy, it's better not to risk it
Julian Brooks
If it's the floor it will teach me a valuable lesson about drinking in excess while home alone, otherwise I'll find a roleplaying game to play until dawn and I won't even realize that I'm hung over.
Hudson Martinez
Use a pair of tongs to pull out the rack so the pizza can cool off on the floor
Jeremiah Williams
You won't learn that lesson.
Xavier Rodriguez
Of course not. I always overstate how drunk I am so that I never risk not finding my way home.
William Brown
The floor is your home.
Grayson Peterson
I would say that if I didn't completely pay off this bed with my last paycheck. Feels good to own something, man.
Brody Fisher
Beds are overrated. The floor will always be there for you, no matter where you are.