Really craving boiled eggs right now, anyone have a good recipe?

Really craving boiled eggs right now, anyone have a good recipe?

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I could never figure out how to make boiled eggs, if someone has a recipe please post it.

take the yolk out and add guacamole. put the mix back in the yolk. It's easy, delicious, and most of all, keto.

You honestly have to be autistic if you can't boil an egg.

steam the eggs in 1 part vinegar 6 part water for arround 35-40 minutes, then shove them all up your ass for a couple of days to ferment.

Just put eggs in water, turn on the fire on low, and wait 10-13 minutes

>boil water
>acquire eggs
>place eggs in microwave
>set on high for five minutes
>when you hear the shells start to release from the egg dump the boiling water over the microwave to shift into maximum overdrive
>???
>profit

Bring a pot of water to a boil over high heat. Reduce the heat to low, then add your eggs and cook 7 to 8 minutes. Drain, cool in ice water and peel.

Hard:

Place your eggs in a pot and cover with cold water by 1 inch. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, then cover, remove from the heat and set aside 8 to 10 minutes. Drain, cool in ice water and peel.

1-4 eggs
boiling water

place eggs in some sort of container filled with boiling water. wait several minutes

fill the container with the boiling water with cold water to cool the eggs. remove the eggs from the container of water and place them on a paper towel or dinner plate.

peel the outer shell from the eggs and place the eggs in your mouth. chew. swallow. repeat until there are no more eggs left.

then chop em alllllll up and mix it up with a hefty helping of mayonnaise, salt, pepper, chopped celery or scallions or fuck it just some fine onions, maybe some hot sauce, maybe jizz in it I don't care but egg salad sammiches are good fuck you