ylyl
Ylyl
Much comical!
fottiti
That bag of salt looks good
lost
That's a pretty stupid idea. Men already shoot two different liquids from their dicks and they aren't going around doing that. Why would blood be any different?
Dudes will skeet on anything
discord
~>~>~6~>~>~
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are you autistic?
>>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
more funny roleplay ylyls?
>2019
>not jizzing on random women on the train
also guys literally pee outside. We'd probably bleed outside too
Lost
Sorry my guy, that's the only one I got. Here's something sorta kinda similar tho.
Fag
You've never pissed in the snow? Came in the snow? Wrote your name in piss? Or pissed on things like door knobs and car handles?
Bad use. Do you have more?
I lost
The individual is the largest minority
Kek, love how ameritards are to stupid to write wiener correctly
Are you implying that I made this and didn't steal it off another thread, europoor?
>to stupid
oh the irony
you better delete this quick
it's the same guy dumbnon
I'm implying that americans are stupid and can't write correctly. You even seem to be to stupid to read.
What was the point of you coming here and being a fucking doughy eyed, smooth brained, mouth breathing, cum guzzling retard?
Lost at “walked into the courtroom”
Gotdamn! That dog is fuckin packing quite the hog. He must crush lots of dog pussy
aye ! i'm american and i can read
I... I don't know man, I'm sorry.
Lol nice boomer post faggot
3spoopy5me
To piss off faggots like you. Mission accomplished
Dude, I've been losing HARD to this for ten fucking minutes. Well done.
Also, checked.
it doesn't work
>Israel
>Loves Jesus
love both user
Or neither, faggot
Kys
You know that the jews don't believe in jesus as the son of god?
suck my dick you cuckold
it's a spider man thread now
No. It’s definitely not.
it is
>signs point to yes
Quite the grip on that things nuts
:^| nigdroid
I guess he just wanted to remind what we think about americans. Nothing personal but you guys are pretty fucking syupid :DD
Heyy...he was behind of this...
>You even seem to be to stupid
Is this trolling?
I love the ironic cringiness very well done
Everytime
>7 replies
no tits or gtfo
i am disappoint in you peeps
it works my finger is now red and black
The jews loved jesus so much they crucified him
wtf i literally just finished calculus homework and i open this
Unsettling
do it fucking isn't tard
As an Australian, this whole thing is fucked. Most of us aren't so backwards, but there are always a few that fuck things up for the rest of us
How, HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE TO SUCH AN OLD THING
Lost
Tarrant did nothing wrong
Lost way to hard....
FFFFFFFFUuuuucking lost ahahahaha
Or pissed on a dudes windshield on a cold winters night so it freezes over and the poor bastard has to scrape your piss off his car while hung over and late for work.
Imagine the smell
Thats just dangerous
Lost, Lost, and Lost. Thank you sir.
Try a cock instead.
>that pic
>those trips
CHECK EM
Now that's clever.
jesus titfucking christ how did i lose to this
Poor guy. One of these days someones gonna off him.
What ylyl was ment to be.
lost
Doing God's work.
I was wondering what that said. When some user posted the full video a couple nights ago you could see all sorts of writing on his guns
i put my finger in my butthole, and the colors look the same now. I put my fist in my butthole and the colors are different again. what i'm doing wrong plox.
Media is saying the names are a bunch of neo nazi members names
fag
>climbing the hairs
Devito baby
Kek
^top kek
I was replying to Xiao Xiao video
10 years after seeing that animation for the first time I was sitting in an auditorium with my professor and my fellow students, having a seminary about our master degree progress. For some reason I thought it will be a good idea to smoke some weed before that and I was already regretting it because I really felt like I'm about to burst out laughing all the time. So one girl (always nervous) had a presentation about her thesis and she was quoting some Chinese papers. I wasn't looking at the screen when I heard her struggle to pronounce something. I looked there and one of the guys' names was W. Xiao. I was so not expecting all those memories right now that I just started laughing like it's the best comedy I've ever seen. After few seconds I apologized, I said this name reminds me of something funny and I'm really sorry. They carried on.
*too stupid
>too euro
Dubs of truth
Lost
that dance is hilarious !!!
What the fuck animal is that? Cat? Rabbit? Baby kangaroo?
lost
When will you idiots realize that this post isn't fucking funny? It's been re-posted 800+ times on every single fucking YLYL I go on and it just makes me cringe. Fuck off. Go back to inst@gram
lost
shut up cunt
Anime or character name? I could use a good catboy rn.
stop saying lost you idiots
lost
Lost hard
lost you idiots
Lost already...
lost
>americans can't write correctly
>writes to instead of too like a retard
Don't go telling people how to write when you don't know how to do it yourself faggot
That's beautiful
It’s funny because we don’t think about you at all :)
okay fag, he did the world a service
I bet she could suck a dick like nobodies business though
only boomers hate liberals?
So that's where they call them Winener dogs
b8
>princess
nice image
Dammit Carlos.....
It's fucking hilarious. What you talking about? The sister thought she was hot shit with that guy, but the dad totally called it!
he can't keep getting away with this
God damn it
>tfw thats fuckin me
these are great
legendary
lost
lost
Hellsing ultimate
Character is shrodinger
Poor kid's too mexican to live.
well apparently he didnt get away with it this time
>nuts
baby girl.
did the court order him to wear a disguise?
Yup, definitely, totally not a joke, no way dude, no way could it be a joke.
hello clarise.
Yikes I could smell this bait from three threads away.
Smelled like your last date.
yeah that came out of nowhere!
No it didn't.
>Princess
Fucking kek
Agreed, losing your kids and having to pay for a crazy wife is cringe. Just man up!
Kek.
>I dislike bugs
lost
kektacular
My best friend used to post on here all the time. I miss him so much
Kek'd.
What happened? Did he grow up?
"They killed innocents"
"Those fuckers ill show them"
>Proceeds to kill innocents
What a fucking brainwashed cuck
>Calculus
Get off this site underagefag
>get bombed,stabbed,kidnapped.
>it wont stop
Well i guess theres nothing i can do huh
Robert who is at 519 this 657 number 9826 is a complete loser who assaults women. He left a friend of mine with brain damage.
lost.
and checked.
Muslims are not innocent you retarded (((brainwashed))) nigger. Fuck off JIDF or I'll get the gas
They were innocent. Don't turn into a retard ok we already have the left.
You ripe fucking dickhead
fucking kek you only get rid of it in partials
Why is his health bar so big
I've been playing Fallout: New Vegas lately and IMMEDIATELY recognized the structure. Sheesh
It's a kid you fuckstain.
nice digits too.
Oi wanka, doe yo have a mealing loicense?
this is very dumb
sounds like a personal problem
check'd and kek'd
kek'd
Filth like him will always be remembered as murderers so we always know what ideologies to destroy whenever they are supported in public
Kek
Where did you find the baby picture of electroboom?
that's because it's s black boy
they can't afford the neuter
Nazi vampires, Truly a classic
>black
You have black shit?
T H I N
IT'S COCK YOU NASTY TOOTHED FANNIE!
That's pretty Islamophobic. Check your white privilege.
fuck off Ed
I always do :)
Good boy.
Funny pic, replies on pic even funnier.
fuck you and everyone else
Hells Angels in europe but they do it when the cop is facing the right way and he still can't do anything.
throw it into the fire
gasgsdh
cuck
Have to admit the IS-3 gotta nice fuckin ass
Is that the isis flag?
My stomach is bloating up just reading that
Imagine that thing drawing a pentagram and summoning Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of worlds right there in the mud room.
God DAMNIT I KNEW IT WILL THEY EVER STOP HIM
Nice trips white boooooooi
Written by a pinch of garlic, I’m impressed
Nobody recognizes Sam Hyde in this bitch anymore?
you're not old enough to be on this site right now. if and when you come back in a few years, just remember that you're here forever
>be me
>iq of a nigger
>think muslim populations are all shithole countries
>ignore the kike conspiracy and military industiral complex
>UAE.jpg is a shithole country too
>ignore abdul and his lamborghini parade for keks
fuck off. Gve us some ylyl or shut your pie hole andrew
I don’t get it
Ray Pist.
more tony memes pls
Hello newfag
So stupid but I lost.
>be me
>drinking beer as a 14 yo faggot
>"I think i am capable of fighting the whole world and this is how I'm going to feel forever"
>be next day
>"holy shit why did act like and obnoxiois faggot?"
Omfg lost so hard, I'm crying.
Fuck the police...
Except when I need their help.
> goes to moon
> owns earth
Hmm. Interdasting
>theet's not a knoife
i fucking lost
You guys be looking at the dude.But.I can't get over this