What's the last thing Yea Forums has bought besides groceries?

What's the last thing Yea Forums has bought besides groceries?
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alien dick?

Nope, just off brand fantasy dildo

Why not just fuck someone for free

Gas to get the groceries

Who done it

of course,op.being the faggot he is,bought a dildo

My drunk ass bough a pocket pussy from Amazon and I can't cancel it lol

10 function vibrating prostate massager. It is awesome. wish i had bought one years ago

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thoughts? should I have just bought a fleshlight or was this worth the $70?

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price

£30 in the uk bondara.co.uk

Did you achieve a handfree orgasm with it?

New banjo bolts for my truck

the red one, a week ago

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Some extra glock mags

The Getaway, album by RHCP

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The Christchurch GoFundMe for supporting all those poor muslims who lost family members

The big one in the back about a month ago

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This thing was too big for my boipussy

How expensive was it?

usb cable

Is it very large?

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Where did you get it from ?? How can i buy one it looks nice, I hate how bad dragon toys are way too girthy to enjoy, this looks perfect.

Fallout New Vegas during last Steam sales. 10 euros for the whole game, just awesome!

This is on the way. Already did my 4473.

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Shroom growkit

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>Where did you get it from ??
A german online sex toy shop for 17 euro bucks.
> How can i buy one it looks nice,
When looking for reviews I saw it sold in the US and Canda as the BMS Factory Addiction Ben in black and sold as Tom in pink

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Is it a 70% or a full lower ?

Jesus Fucking Christ, user. Have you no shame?

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>I hate how bad dragon toys are way too girthy to enjoy, this looks perfect.
Do you speak from experience?

Stripped lower ready to go. Already have all the other parts.

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>too girthy

lies and slander

I bought new pillows.

No exact idea how old the previous ones were, but probably over ten years.

20mg of salvia. gonna sprinkle a bit over a joint, go to the woods and get blazed

20x 1g salvia*

Yes, for a toy to be enjoyable to has to be a certain length for me , all of the bad dragon toys with enough length are to girthy I find, and if I use a smaller one thats less girthy its not long enough. They really suck at ratios. I havent used them all but ive tried 8-9 different ones and only a few were enjoyable where i would use them often.


>slander
I really love the idea of bad dragon toys and I wish I had them all to use at my will but in my experience I wouldn't spend anymore on them

I'm bigger than that.

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Rape is a crime.

Proof or didn't happen

For my vr4

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Escort

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beer fridge

The little knobs you will not feel, but the ridges you will, plus the narrow/thick/narrow is a VERY nice design. It over performs for it's size which I go back to all the time because sometimes it doesn't need to be huge :)

Don't have a receipt yet but here's the link to the offering:
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DOOM 2016

My man

I bought a similar one for my wife, except it is a vibrator also.

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Are girthier dildos better for prostate stuff or will average girth suffice?

Do you have one of those?

A bunch of PVC figures

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Why?

It probably has the same feeling as a fleshlight, which is good since fleshlights are like, $120 USD

I have that big one in the back too. it's amazing. which one is your fav?

I have a similar one and can't get it up my ass. Any tips? Have never stuck anything up there successfully before

5 random steam keys, 3 of which being games I already owned so I gave them to my friends

Levis selvedge jeans for 15$ on ebay

>pic related
i run ems. lotta down time. gotta do something to kill time, and holding that shit hurts after a while

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Nothing sexual, I see them as a type Art/hobby
They remind me of better times and I enjoy looking at them when I walk through my back room; about 70ish figures so far in 13 years of collecting.

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the thick ones are definitely better

Hey I bought that when it came out - the only RHCP I sit and listen all they say through. One of my favourites.

bought a cordless electric pole saw, it's pretty neat. the (((battery manufacturers))) tried to get me, but I got an aftermarket 5amph one for half price. hope it doesn't explode

10inch

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Claypool > flea

Useless paperweight but I’m making a custom ‘Ghost’ from Destiny 1 & 2 for my girlfriend. Going to make a silicone mould and cast it with epoxy resin, should be interesting.

>I’ll literally spend $100’s on this woman as any 8/10 who is actually competent at video games and has an 80’s fashion style makes me cum buckets. (I don’t play games too much cause work but I’ll sure for shit get a blowjob while doing it)

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Heresy

retard

Obviously, it's music

make sure to use body safe silicone because she will definitely put that thing in her pussy

Just look up guides for anal play for men on google, you should find tons of stuff.
General rules:
1.Use of tons of lube
2.Strech slowly and steady using for example your fingers.

I’ve been a musician for 14 years and can say without a doubt that Flea’s knowledge, love and passion for bass, funk and jazz trumps anyone’s perceived notion of “cOoL aRtIsT sO DeEp!”

>there’s a reason everyone loves flea and doesn’t give a fuck about les claypool, even though he is great.

Isnt silicone bad for sex toys? Like fast to degrade and hard to get a good clean?

they all break down

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I think you mean all the cheap rubber, plastic and jelly shit you find everywhere.
Silicone is actually one of the best materials as it's nonporoous and you can actually simply boil it in hot water to sterilize it.
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Ordered the new Fleshlight quickshot launch. Also bought a new TV yesterday.

Priorities my dude. I feel ya.

Good to know. I can never remember which materials to avoid.

What toys do you have?

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bumping

Weed most likely.

You're not a real fan, you're just some elitist faggot who likes to tell everyone that your taste in music is superior. Know how I know? Because literally nobody said shit beyond "I like the chili peppers" and you start your predictable bullshit. People can like more than one band/musician. You like claypool? Great. Nobody fucking cares faggot. Other artists can still be good.

Neck yourself.

apex battle pass

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I just did a M4E1 build with a PSA railed rifle build kit. Turned out great.

Where’d you buy from?

That’s pretty small. My gf would be disappointed

My dick is longer than that dildo.

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bottoms up

everybody is bigger than 14cm you retard

Donald Trump's ''build the wall'' hoodie.

That's neat! I wish somebody would make me a Ghost

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Pencils, rubber, sharpener, protractors, set squares, batteries