Girlfriend ate my ass the other day. shit was cash

damn she sounds wild. was she into other crazy shit? ever try to peg you

I regularly get my wife to doublefist my ass (just yesterday, actually) and I come buckets, but getting rimmed does nothing for me.

Loooove to tonguepunch her fartbox, though.

She was into all sorts. Got me to dress up as a kitten for her a lot, loved spanking me, making me eat my own cum, but no, she never actually pegged me.

you think it's because you've desensitized your ass. like how when you watch porn you gotta keep watching more crazy and crazy porn and the vanilla stuff just doesn't do it for you?

No, the only time she rimmed me was twenty years ago, waaaaay before I got into extreme anal stuff. It was just... boring.

just a man of a naturally refined taste for double fisting

Try it, man. It takes a while to work up to it, but your prostate will thank you for the effort.

How'd you convince her to do it?

This really hot girl that I knew from high school years before was coming to the city I lived and we were going to hang out. I knew she had become a big slut and we were flirting a lot in text, going back and forth about our kinks and she tells me she is really into ass play. I am a recently single user and decide I'd be interested. We grab a drink or 2 and then go back to her hotel where we immediately start making out and she pushes me on the bed and starts blowing me, then without warning, she moves south. I like getting my balls licked so I was already loving it, then she starts passionately making out with my asshole. It's the best feeling I have ever had, she ended up fingering my ass and made me cum harder than I ever have. Then I fucked her in every hole until the next day when she left town. I still fantasize about that night almost every time I jerk off. I've never gotten a chick to do it again, and it's my biggest kink/fetish.

Pic is exactly what her body looked like

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Imma guess that OP's GF is not a boring prude and didn't need convincing.

we've been dating a few years so pretty comfortable with her, I've been eating her ass out for years. last couple times she blew me I had her lick under my balls, asked her to eat my ass but she refused. cut to a couple nights ago on St. Patrick's Day, she's had a couple beers and a couple glasses of wine. we hopped in the shower together, fooled around there, asked her to eat my ass again and she said maybe. go to the bedroom straight from shower and she starts blowing me and then I'm like "eat my ass". And she just goes to town on it.

she was way prudish when we started dating, she was a virgin. took convincing to get her to just suck my balls.

guess again haha

she's naturally prudish, would only be doing missionary with the lights off if it were up to her I think

My GF's kind of a prude as well, though not that bad. I just ask because it's my biggest fetish and I want her to do it to me

Using the term "shit was cash" = you are eleven, maybe twelve = your non-existent girlfriend didn't eat your ass = your self-esteem is so low you try to impress other eleven-year-olds on an anonymous = you are a faggot who will grow up and fuck strange men in a bus station bathroom

get her sucking your balls then coax her lower and lower

does your shit just fall out of your ass when you sit on the toilet now

whats the best way to clean your ass for rimjob?

issa meme

No u gay

I love to rim a guy's ass

This is grnuinely inspiring to me. My gf was a virgin ultra prude and i want to get her into kinkier shit. Thanks for sharing

how can you possibly kiss a girl knowing she has done this?

Guys I want my gf to touch my butt more. Whats it like? I love her and Id never let someone else to that

Enemas seem to be the gold standard. Some people even do vogurt enemas to keep their colon biome from getting sanitized by repeated enemas

You'd think so, but no.

You know how a ballerina can lift her leg straight up over her head, effortlessly? It ain't like when she isn't, her calf muscles are hanging off her leg like ropes, right?

The anal sphincter is just muscles and mine are very flexible.

People have sex. You kisses your mom and she had your dads dick in her mouth as some point. Grow up

I’m listening

I just stick the shower head up my ass until everything is perfectly clean.

Feels so much better than toilet paper

Like all the way up the ass? Or just spray really close

np my friend

I'm the double-fisting guy, so all the way.

If you can't handle that, though, you can buy shower head adapters with a very slim nozzle.

I like how every single person doing extreme anal stuff will use false equivalences to defend their unhealthy practices.

Anal sphincter is "just muscles like any other" and fecal bowl isn't a thing. Have fun with your diapers later.

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I've been getting fisted for years and I have zero problems.

I have experience in this area while you do not. Why is it so important to you to assume the worst implications when you lack the necessary knowledge?

I had two fists in my ass about twelve hours ago and if you looked at my asshole right now, it'd look just like yours.

Never rim job yet, but the girl im seeing loves licking/massaging taint spot right under my balls. I didnt know handjobs and blowjobs could feel better til I got to experience that. Last time she did, we had a few drinks and she was feeling more horny than usual, so her tongue was going all over the place and there were a few times I thought she was going to eat my ass then and there. She has asked if I've ever had my ass eaten out so I feel like it might be coming soon

oh yeah it's coming

>Be Me
>Be sexually repressed teenager
>Been dating for a few weeks now
>Only done hand stuff
>Was leaving for a trip the next day
>Went over to watch a movie
>Start cuddling, pop a boner
>Cue dry humping
>This lead to mouth wrapped around my cock
>Tongue action on my taint
>I was in heaven at this point
>I felt my ass being pleasured
>Warm, wet, tongue stretching my asshole
>It stopped for a second
>He slid his thick cock into my tight boy pussy
>My back arched in ecstasy
>He grabbed my waist as he thrust himself deeper
>Where had this been all my life?
>We come together in a whirlwind of euphoria
>As I left his house, he told me
>"Make sure you're on time to class Thursday."