Hey /b I just accidentally cuffed myself, anyone knows an easy way out?

Hey /b I just accidentally cuffed myself, anyone knows an easy way out?

Very late here and I lost the key, dont want to call my parents or someone.

>pic related

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You have a phone don't you?

Yes, thats how I took the pic and posted

Look up how to do it then

Probably the best idea, lol

Shit I got this. I saw it on several movies so I know it's gold
Opt 1 Boondocks saints have your brother stomp your fucking hand until it slides easily through the cuff you ass fuck
Opt2 saw. Use the rusty as fuck bacteria infested hack saw laying on the filthy floor and hack off your hand you fucking game playing fag.
You're welcome

I saw some ways to escape, but id rather not to tamper with the lock...

Call emergency services

Dislocate your thumb thats one way to do it

Most handcuffs have the same key as toy handcuffs. Just try to fashion a simple handcuff key out of aluminum from a soda can and good luck.

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I find using my hands, rather hard at the moment

try taking it off

Turn yourself in, Clyde.

Just to clarify the obvious. What is the other side cuffed to? And can you just take the cuffed chicken home and fuck it later? Maybe chicken snack. Cream ofsome you g guy later?

Its cuffed to my other wrist, hard to take photos like this

Leave it and masturbate for me instead

Straight to the point

A good magician never reveals hos secrets.
You are a crappy magician.

This is what got him here in the first place

Use a wire to burn that it off like in Breaking Bad

I got out, I just inserted a clip into one of the holes and managed to get some slack and pulled the cuff off, Im free

Pfffff whatever. My hacksaw idea was better

Your local pd should be able to remove them

Do you even read bro? Hes fucking free alteady

Guillotine your arms

Jesus Christ btards. Can't fucking read. That's why you keep finding yourself handcuffed to chickens HE IS OUT

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I saw that later. THANKS AND CONGRATZ OPIEH

nice try fbi