Why do they always look better than they smell?

Why do they always look better than they smell?

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Snnnff...sssnnff...

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Weekly coffee enemas followed by vigorous buttfucking, works for Gwyneth

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To a brap lover, sometimes they smell better than they look.

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I asked my wife that once. Now I have to lick her slimy anus clean on the daily. It's the only time she lets me touch my penis tho so I guess it's not so bad

God I want a woman to fart on me. So bad. Fart in my face, then on my penis.

Tell that to this dude.

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The smell is meant to arouse you you idiot.

Why that order?

I gotta admire his dedication to this fetish

The face-fart will make my cock hard. The fart on my penis will cause me to cum.

Lelu Love Any busty black only thing thats fucked well these days is her face She eats your ass quads for the next few hours, wanna look at live broadcast.

You can't get wood unless you smell a woman's flatulence? That should be a concern.

as a man who fucks thicc/fat girls almost exclusively, i know exactly what you mean

Yep, I bet that doesn't smell like warm sugar.

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Of course I can boner to other things. I just mean the purpose of the face-fart is a "warm up" before the orgasm.

The smell of shit doesn't un-boner? I have to respect that.

I'm pretty sure is designed to condition that response

Truthfully, most shitty farts I can handle. And many farts don't smell like shit.

It all boils down to what a woman ate, and how good her digestive system is.

More please!

Why are girl's butts so attractive even though they are loaded with fart gas?

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Instinct. We desire the ass.

And for fart fetishists, "He that loveth the gas is summoned by Dat Ass".

The better the butt, the better the farts.

Gorgeous women make hot farts in particular, because of their healthy digestive systems. On the right diet, the fumes are heaven.

You are clearly the Brap Priest.

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Interesting. I've never really been attracted to farts myself, but that theory actually kind of makes sense.

My advice? If you ever dare to test the waters with fart fetishism, make sure the woman hasn't had certain foods in her diet recently.

Ice cream can yield some serious stink-bombs.

Broccoli and other veggies can produce a very decayed scent.

Eggs is particularly bad.

Heavily processed food tends to be the worst for fart gas, because of all the additives taxing the digestive system.

I don't think fruits and other non-processed foods along those lines result in strong fart fumes in a woman.

If I could, I'd happily get surrounded by gassy woman ass.

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She obviously got farted on at 0:04.

help

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Thanks for the help, but I'm too much of a germaphobe to be aroused by farts. You do you, though!

What's a good diet to ensure maximum gas passage?

Also, any good fart games or just the classic sit n smell?

Depends on what you desire. Are you looking for sound or smell?

It's always sad to see whales beach themselves

beans and oats