YOU JUST KNOW

the hymen divider Schneider

Dan "The Hymen Divider" Shnyder

stop bragging, Dan

She was Dan's fucktoy in exchange for fame and money. Wonder if Cosgrove regrets it now.

Why is she crying

just imagine being used and abused by this fatass. you will cry too.

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

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it's Arianna Grande for fucks sake
you KNOW she enjoyed every second of dan don't let the ham go bam schneider

fat bastard has a shrine dedicated to her

proof

damn this made me feel some type of way

Probably. She dated "that".

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You just know she's a size queen

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schneider must have really done a number on her mentally to make her go for him. i mean she's actually pretty gorgeous, yet she nearly married pete fucking davidson, the guy who looks like he had to have facial reconstruction surgery after a horrible accident. wtf even attracted her to him in the first place, since she has way more money and fame than him

Maybe there's some comfort that some justice was served with Nick letting go of Dan. At least he can use that power to manipulate any more young aspiring starlets?

^can't

I'm not even overly religious but this is satans influence on humankind right there. Sun ceases as Dan Schneider touches you for fame.

Heard she is a huge nympho, into massive gangbangs and drugs. Dan fucked her up.
Poor lost soul.

watching her in interviews she seems way way too immature and childlike for somebody who's 27 years old. you know she lost her innocence when dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" schneider rammed into her and now she's mindfucked trying to hold on to the tattered shreds that remain

there's no way you could possible know that

Not everyone's a shallow kobold who only thinks of appearances user

Why else would a chick put up with a retarded smelly fuck face like Pete Davidson if not for his horse cock?

but appearances are what you first notice. you're telling me you'd marry a straight up 1/10 if they were a nice person?? you're either desperate or deluded. she could do infinitely better and she clearly knows it so what attracted her to him in the first place, when he introduced himself to her, wtf made her think she would let him smash?

there's no way that dude has a horse cock

google it user. I mean she even confirmed it in that whatever song. Why in the fuck do you think hot ass Kate Beckinsale is making out with him in public? That fucker is 10 inches soft and thick as fuck. True story. I hate it but that's the cards he was dealt. It was not some big secret in the comedy world. All his comedy friends call him horsecock and other shit.

>you're telling me you'd marry a straight up 1/10
that's not what I'm saying bro
But yes I would marry a 5/10 if she were hygienic, nice, not retarded (antivaxx etc)

I get that appearances are important and that's how we judge people most of the time because who has the time to get to know every single stranger out there right?

But I just don't get the mentality of "ew that person is ugly therefore I will associate with them period"

Vicky never ate Dans meat

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Meant to type "will not associate blah blah" fuck I need sleep

can we post more cock hungry ari pls

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I can attest. I'm a solid 5/10 on a good day and I married a legit 9/10. I'm smart and funny. I'm also hygienic and I eat pussy like no other. If you treat people well and take care of whatever you do have you can get a hot girl.

>Pete Davidson
He literally looks like a ex porn star that is dying from HIV. Why any woman would get near his cock even if it is a horse cock.

need pics or you're a liar

That's what I'm saying. He's a fucking idiot. Drug addict who looks half dead and isn't funny so resorts to being the type of clown who makes fun of his dead hero dad who died on 9/11. A genuine piece of shit and that's what women go for while claiming they hate. Because he'll throw a big dick down their oversized clam pocket.

Why not? It's an open secret at USC campus that Miranda is a ultra-whore.

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Ariana grande is a slut

>There is possibly Ariana Grande sex vids from 2014~2015.

>the lighting in the room is literally red. Ari gets banged by a absolutely giant black man. A phone is not used to video, a cam is and it is on a tripod or base, makes for some great, clear shots. He uses her like a fleshlight for like 20 minutes. She appears to be on drugs, maybe ecstasy. He finishes inside of her and is very rough with her.

>2nd video: she is in white bra and panties, lighting is not great, taken with a phone. She sings some song nobody has heard, maybe a future release. Missionary and doggy style with a light skinned black man with arm tats. He finishes inside her mouth.

She is insane and horny and loves it rough and brutal.

check out her red room vids
lurk and get yr digits out

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pls be true

Can I sniff your fingers, Dan?

Explain, user. Did you see it?

Dan"YOU BETTER LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTER BEFORE I RIDER HER"Schnider

Campus myth or really happened?

youtube.com/watch?v=o6XznbfyXR8

I'm surprised Jennette don't outed Dan yet. Her career is dead and she is just doing pathetic vids at youtube at her crappy one bedroom apartment. She has nothing to lose at this point.