What false assumption do people most commonly have about you?

If I had them on the craptop I’m currently using I definitely would

that i'm straight

That I am high

my disappointment is immeasurable

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Do you ask girls to open cloth and send pics of their bobs n vegana?

idk if i would now, but 20 years ago?
>nice

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I can tell by by your post that you are a shit person.

but i'm a bottom

You suck the white cock, you stay in wonderland.
You suck the black cock, and i show you how deep my ass hole goes

everyone thinks im a psychopath even my mom

that I am stupid
thst I have a family
that I philosophyse too much (common phrase where I come) whenever I try to get the """truth""" out instead of supersticious belief

that I'm politically authoritarian and/or collectivist

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That I’m an honest person.

That I'm relevant to them

You sound like a horribly intolerable person.

That i'm sober

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That im antisocial

That I’m happy

Same. You're better off letting them think you're a quiet autist than having them hate you when they find out you do have a personality.

That I'm a nice person, yes I help a lot of people but I also have a lot of hatred towards people so I like to manipulate women mostly, treat them well and say nice things to them, make them fall in love with me. I've been the cause of two divorces and a 3rd one is on the way, they all wished their husbands were like me.
I've been married for 17 years myself.

Yes, there it is.

You sound like the worst kind of person.

I think you mean [s4s]

Hate or not, I would choke the fucking ever-loving life out of your wife while I nut deep inside her cunt. Post ass, wife looks like she could take a serious fucking pounding. I would definitely have to take a turn at her asshole and throat as well.

Calm down there, internet stud.

that I have a shitty/no job or I'm poor or I'm a hippy because I have long hair and a beard.

I should be alive.

>internet stud

I'm sorry you have a small dick and weak libido lad. I'm just saying, I'd go to town on his wife, as I'm sure others would too. I'm not saying he doesn't have a right to hate her, but if he's staying with her, he should at least capitalize on that and hate fuck her, especially if she's a decent slice of ass.

People always think I'm a nerdy virgin, who's quite dumb
While I'm in fact pretty much the opposite
:/

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She's an average hag, and you're talking about her like she was a prize peice of ass. You sound like the Virgin.

this

Congrats man, i´m on the same way but im not sure if i should marry or just fuck all these stupid women for the rest of my life.

That I'm physically weak.

>talking about hate fucking some dude's wife is talking about her like some prize piece of ass

If throating fucking some chick and choking her out while getting your nut off is your idea of "treating her like a price piece of ass" you might actually be a virgin.

>mfw permavirgins reveal their power level by actually thinking that hardcore porn is how real sex is had

Yeah nah lol

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That I have an opinion on them. Some people are so egocentricc they think that just bc you met them a few times you already got a well-formed opinion on them. Not in my case, I have learnt during the years not to be lead by the first impresssions, since that usually means bad assumptions.

care to elaborate? Greentext maybe?

I'm cool.
I only listen to Hip-Hop.
I have a healthy social life and am great at socializing with people.

The thing is just because I'm black doesn't automatically mean I'm cool. I listen to other genres of music than just Hip-Hop and while I can socialize easily with people, I like being alone. I hate parties, clubs, etc, just hate being around people in general, besides when I have a significant other and even then, sometimes I get annoyed and want to be alone.

TL,DR I just want to smoke weed, listen to music, and be left alone.

I don't have particular stories, but like popular kids in highschool were shocked I used to smoke when they saw me smoking at the pause, I usually never did that
Also, the new friend I made after highschool were surprised to see me getting wasted in parties

Always small stuff like this

'aight

That I'm smart and happy.

All the people I ended up being friends with say the same thing: "I thought you were boring and too serious when we first meet"
I'm not going to fucking explode on their faces on the first "hi", I'm insecure/shy and I don't know what to say to not give a wrong impression, so I don't talk that much the first time I meet someone.

havent got it said to my face, rather hints i got..
but my friends think im poor.

im not the richest, but i like my shit so much, that i only got 1-2 set of clothes to go out, one shoe and shit, and i never have much cash on me while out with them, cuz i know myself that id always spend, what i have on me.

i also managed to convice them, that i know a lot about weed, so they always ask me if they about to try something new.

lately, ive been thinking that im just a high functioning autist. i always talk fast, and say the first thing that comes out of my mouth. so sometimes they say that im a fucking moron.

im quite the opposite.
i always talk a lot with new ppl, even strangers.

That I'm depressed. I don't know why, maybe because I always dress in black and don't say too much if I don't know the other person, but many people, family included, can't stop thinking that I'm depressed. They always try to tell me about "how good this psychologist is, you should try it" or "I found this natural medicine that helps with depression, I can get you one if you want"
I'm not sad nigga, I'm having the same amount of troubles and sadness like everyone else in the world, I don't want to kill my self or anything.

I just can't, I get too nervous and start to only talk when asked questions or specific things, short answers only, at least the first 2 or 3 days after I meet somebody.

that i am a left leaning individual
but i'm quite the opposite

just fucking tell em' to shut the f up and say that you aren't depressed

i keep saying to myself that "overthinking kills" cuz i always do. dont overthink Yea Forumsrother

doing smalltalk is easy. find something the person might like based on how he/she looks, etc. and talk about it.

that i'm black. am actually spic

From the average person they think that im autistic but its mostly cause im quiet and have ocd
The people that know me a little bit better seem to mistake my cold and detached attitude as me just being an easy person to talk to or "chill" whatever the fuck thats supposed to actually mean

That I want to murder them. Apparently I have a resting murderer face. I mean, sure sometimes I'd like to murder someone, but only if she's cute enough to warrant it.

i fucking hate ppl who state that a person is something. specially if it is a mental thing.
this is how a depressed person will be even more depressed.

its like putting ppl in a psychiatric wards. even a sane person would go insane there.

Trust me, the people close to you know, they just don't pry.