What’s your favorite movie quotes? Mine is:
“Look, I am your father”.
What’s your favorite movie quotes? Mine is:
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Elijah Hall
“Ok then”
Mason Peterson
'love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like ketchup'
Grayson Ward
Don’t trigger me
Brandon Lee
"Prosper and live for a long time."
-Mr. Sopck
Easton Johnson
Usually they come at night...usually.....
Noah Anderson
Wendy you pull the skin back
Chase Walker
"Say hello to my little friend". I think of it every time I drop my pants to masturbate.
Nolan Perry
“Please use all the lotion”
Jose Kelly
Zachary Baker
"Am I the only one around here who gives a fuck about the runes!?"
Parker Johnson
Such a great thread.
Much LuLz
Alexander Baker
That's not what he said. He said:
"No, I am your father."
Angel Jenkins
Loads? Where we’re going we don’t need loads
Isaiah Mitchell
Wrong
It’s
Nope, I am. You’re further
It was an argument about who was closer to the console
Elijah Hernandez
"ALIIIIIIIIIIENS!"
Xavier Scott
what this guy said
Landon Cox
youre both wrong
its "Jude, I am your Fuhrer"
Jeremiah Myers
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
Jaxson Hughes
“I’ll come back”
Wyatt Scott
That is the actual fucking quote. Honestly, way to ruin a perfectly shit thread.
Ryan Taylor
Good thread, I mean good thread.
Liam Price
Spot on
Henry Ward
Yeh, good one you fucking cuck
William Perry
Kek’d
Jose Powell
"Daddy, daddy... daddy. Baby wants to fuck!"
Luis Ross
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his clipboard with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Henry Gutierrez
Ffffthththththththth
Camden Peterson
You're turning blue, violet
Good gracious, Charles Brown.
Go ahead. Make my name.
Dude, where is my jar?
William Perry
Life is like some chocolate sweets
Jog forest. Jog.
Oh Barney no
Fish stew fish sandwich fish tacos fish cocktail
What are you retired or something?
Your momma sure cares about your aids son. Mmmhmmm
Please smoke some herb and fly far far away
Lieutenant Jam
Benjamin Young
Your shilling me smalls
All the hoes chew it
Eli Collins
Lukee, ju du not realize importance
Camden Phillips
Say hello, my little friend!
Isaac Clark
Why
Nathan Cooper
oh sorry, "my not good..."
Jordan Lee
Lost
Andrew Rogers
I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Anthony Davis
>Bazooka
Gosh i love this film
Landon Stewart
They call me Bond......James Bond.
-James Bond 1337
Luke Flores
I will offer him something he can't say no to.
-The Good Father
Nicholas Sanders
Fucking queer
Mason Howard
Luke: The sacred Jedi texts!
Yoda: Okay it is, when the Jews do it.
Tyler Williams
"It is easy. We shall murder the fatman."
Brody Green
You broke my fredo
Lincoln Nelson
"Altavista, baby"
Angel Moore
Look. Look how they messed up my son. :,(
Noah Roberts
IS THIS SPARTA?!?!
Charles Price
"Honey I shrinked the children"
Anthony Taylor
Bring me Jif!
Ian Morales
"Fuck you."
Grayson Smith
"Forget it Jake, it's Little Italy."
Jaxon Rodriguez
Man, AL Green was so good in brave fellas
Juan Martin
Ima call a couple of hard, pipe installing niggas and we gonna go to town on mr. broken toilet here.
Ryder Murphy
Evil is a point of view, God kills indescriminately...and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him...as ourselves.
Michael Brown
"Did you see a sign outside my house that said Free Coffee for Niggers?"
Jacob Lewis
>Bring me Solo and the spooky
Luke Myers
I love the smell of ocean palms in the morning. Smells like... trees.
Angel Taylor
Do you see a sign in my yard that says "dead person of color storage"?
Ethan Gonzalez
Fuckin lost
Lucas Collins
underrated
Adam Ward
"Go ahead. Have a nice day."
Jason Morales
"Bring me jello and a cookie"
Elijah Price
Best movie quote ever From Avengers
"That's my secret, I'm always hungry."
Oliver Adams
"You can't handle the TRAPS!!"
Angel Fisher
killed the fuckiing thread, go bath toaster
Jaxson Perry
Your skin looks like the chocolate in my box.
Luke Adams
This is so stupid. I lost.
Kevin Gonzalez
Check em rerollio Spray pepper spray into eyes free my nigga papa john put a ifunny in the game for itself, them nips are disgusting. pretty ok.
Instead cowardly fat white boys have to tell that whole story!
Jaxon Smith
"Boy I shure would like to stick my fingers in your chocolate box"
Josiah Davis
It's not studio ghibli but I don't accept this, she doesn't deserve to be and we can talk about not Whats really funny is that baddie Briana S whats the s stand for? wheres she from?
Her wins used to be ???-type as well . i just finished an interview yesterday. do you eat?
Chase Phillips
It’s your fault.
Christian Howard
YOU'RE MOVE CREEP
Aaron Cooper
"...clam chowder, clam cakes, spaghetti with clam sauce, clam fritters, fried clams...."
James Moore
Get off my flowers
Ian Torres
They tell me your wife squealed like a girl when they nailed her to the cross. And your son, moaned like a whore when they ravaged him again, and again, and again.
Benjamin Morris
TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
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Logan Jackson
I saw a movie quote thread once when I was young. Now they're everywhere. Yea Forums went and got itself in a big damn hurry.
The parole board got me into this halfway house and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much.
Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.
I have trouble sleeping at night. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.
Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.
I doubt they'll kick up any fuss.
Not for an old crook like me.
Jeremiah Powell
*shrimp
Justin Roberts
"E. T. Ho. Mo."
Julian Edwards
You are ignorant, John Snow.
Aiden Allen
"You're tearing me appart, Lisa!"
Jayden Anderson
Wait until I hit 88 years old, I'm gonna do a massive shit.
Camden Jones
Rain Forest, Rain!
Camden Ortiz
"Faster Forrst, faster!"
Adam Russell
I'll get the pizza, baby
Jack King
Are you staring at someone else, are you staring at someone else, you must be, because there is only I here.
Asher Scott
Yippee I'm gay mother fucker
Eli Hall
This requires a larger sailing vessel
Camden Cooper
do I make you horny baby
Ryan Powell
I'M THE ONE WHO RINGS THE DOORBELL
Ethan Ramirez
"Motherfucking snakes live on the motherfucking plains."
Alexander James
" 'Tis but a scratch"
Grayson Thomas
»MONICA!«
Hunter James
I'm the Secretary General of the United Nations!
Isaac Morales
Oh jah, what was it you sayings before? Jippee-i-gay...mothfucker
Cooper Rivera
DAS SHOOOOOOOEEEEEE!!
Jason Mitchell
"Round up the usual suspects. Then eliminate them based on physical evidence or alibis. I don't want to bother them if we can help it."
Noah Gomez
"It's the one that says bad motherfucker"
Eli Hall
I'll catch you later Rick.
Joshua Myers
I require the urge...I require the urge to go a bit quicker.
William Allen
It’s okay sarge, I just got the heck knocked out of me.
Josiah Peterson
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to get my Sausage of Vengeance between your Beef Curtains."
Robert Bailey
Squael like a pig
Xavier James
Dominic Thompson
Come up and fuck me sometime
Andrew Bell
“Soylent Green contains gluten !”
Jason Diaz
Jack Burton. The guy with the truck.
Gabriel Harris
Is that a rain slicker?
Anthony Cooper
Misquoting a misquote.....and you didnt even do it on purpose because youre fucking stupid.
Adam Moore
Man, that was hardcore.
You wouldn't get away with showing that in cinemas today,
Jeremiah Ward
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. And pussies. Sieze pussies."
Gavin Gray
Christopher Torres
“OK Google, open the pod bay doors."
Jackson Morales
Hop in.
Hunter Edwards
"veritably"
Jeremiah Jones
kek
Christopher Harris
Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind... “ Frankly Scarlett, I give zero fucks you entitled cunt”
Benjamin Long
"Hasta la vista, baby. I don't mean to culturally appropriate a Mexican phrase, by the way. Please take this as a culture-neutral farewell.”
Ryan Cruz
You got me. At first I thought those were the quotes.
Jacob Evans
HEL-LO GUUUUUUYS!
James Moore
"Make it like that!"
Adam Gonzalez
Good one :o)
Carson Phillips
“May the Force be with you, although technically speaking it's omnipresent and my wishes are redundant.”
Chase Martin
Does He Look Like A Bitch?¿¿¿¡?
Caleb Taylor
"GOKUUUUUUU!"
Jacob Morales
"Get yer own fuckin robots!"
- Oby Juan Gonzales in Star 4: nuckular Boogaloo
Jaxson Brown
Get away from her you stupid cunt
Jack Miller
"Some tea, surprise me."
Ian Clark
'I'm hilarious'
Brody Jenkins
I’m funny?! Thanks for the compliment! Let’s have some more drinks on me!
John Cruz
Michael in Godfather III... “Just when I thought I was out, I realized I better go back in because I suddenly had to shit and I had a long drive ahead of me.”
Zachary Young
WHY!? WHY AINT A COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF!
Liam Wright
DEATH TO ISRAEL!
Cameron Cook
"OVER... 8000..."
... wait...
Joshua Martinez
"I'm Solo. Hand Solo."
Isaac Price
"I'll be back"
Leo Miller
wtf 2 seconds apart
William Morales
“Noooo! That's not True! That's improbable!”
Nathan Wright
Punch her Bishop!
Nathan Perez
Nice
Alexander Cook
You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. What they stepped in
Ethan Bell
"Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man"
Gavin Green
Don't linger here, this is bird country
Bentley Reed
We have a black helicopter down. We have a black helicopter down.
Isaiah Smith
Travel to Mars
Ayden Ortiz
What’s in the fucking bag?!
Nathaniel Butler
Jayden Bailey
Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Laugh.
Luke Brown
Fellow Delegates
Adam Fisher
"Are you sure you're 18"?
Gavin Diaz
Give me head! Make my day!
Luke Wilson
Good. Good. Daniel my son.
Asher Bennett
"in these dark times, your feeble attempt to seduce me is pointless."
Gavin Jenkins
"Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a flying fuck. Suck my dick, thot!"
Austin Morales
Good one
Dylan Sullivan
and I was about to post one at the same time where he was "What am I funny like a comedian?"
fucking freaked me out seeing those two as I clicked back from searching for a goodfellas photo
Cameron Allen
What the hell are you niggers up to?
Anthony Martinez
“Hey fuckass! Get me a Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri”
Michael Bennett
"Badges? What badges, we don't need no stinkin badges!"
Caleb Russell
Look at me! I’m Indiana Jones!
Oliver Rogers
Josiah Edwards
kek
/thread
triggered
Carter Hernandez
Lots of Batista, buddy.
Charles Richardson
Where we’re going, we won’t need glasses to see.
Lucas James
"Listen to me... Don't you fuck anyone else after I'm dead. You're going to go on and live your life alone. Maybe you'll get a cat. But that's it"
Daniel Morales
I'll be your tom sawyer
Thomas Morris
Hey Plissken, I heard you were dead
Jaxon Brooks
"Hippy by day, Ricky Martin!"
Zachary White
Jabba? You're a wanker, Harry
Jonathan Garcia
JOOOHHHN!
Xavier Wright
Welcome to planet earth.
Gabriel Thompson
My name is Maximum Deadkidicus No Wifycus, and I will have my vengeance.
Charles Lopez
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Oh wait that's not a movie quote
Brayden Flores
"I see people that would have benefited from socialized healthcare."
Henry Thompson
We're gonna need a larger ship.
Daniel Brown
"Minister and his sin"
Luke Russell
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.
-- Eddie Temple, Layer Cake
Camden Miller
“Hi cutie wanna tickle my chin?”
Jaxon Campbell
"I'm threading with a bunch of slack-jawed faggots here! This stuff will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus... just like me."
Nolan Martin
No need to act humble before Zod.
Carson White
"I'm feeling really wired, what do you say I take you home and we play connect 4?”
Owen White
I just can't wait to participate in the general election as an agent of free democracy!
Jace Martin
"twister" might have been more appropriate there but I guess they didn't want to pay for product placement.
Camden Ward
"So 2 blocks down and then a left at Maple? Thanks."
Dominic Bell
Ok, ok, ok
Justin Adams
I have the hemorrhoids you're looking for
Sebastian Scott
Listen, when I called him a 'damn dirty ape', I thought he was WHITE
GOD DAMNIT
Leo Clark
You are a bad mouse, a bad mouse
Chase Morales
You bastards broke it!
Oliver Murphy
Like all suspected criminals, they deserved due process, and I hope they win on appeal!
John Martin
It’s not about what you know! It’s about proving what you know via hard evidence to the judge and a jury of your peers!
Grayson Martinez
Welcome to my backyard, I had the landscaping redone recently.
Luke Cruz
kek
Blake Rodriguez
I don't really care, just put it in a blender.
Xavier Garcia
My Nigga
Henry Nguyen
How do you kill women and children!?
Easy! When shooting at a moving target, you have to shoot out in front of them as the bullet takes time to reach them. For women and children, you just shoot out in front of them less then that of a male target. They don’t run as fast as the men you see. It’s all very simple once you get used to it. I’ve been doing this for some time so it’s not that difficult anymore.
Robert Clark
kek
Eli Kelly
mine too
Jack Taylor
The names, Bond. If it’s alright with you, I prefer not to reveal my last name. I’m currently performing international espionage and compromising my full identity could prove disruptive to my current objective.
Ian Harris
Cobra Kai may dissolve eventually, so we will try and sustain our cultural roots while we're young.
Dominic Walker
How’s it going old friend.
John Richardson
"You didn't get me down Mr. President"
Camden Turner
"I much rather be a schmuck for a lifetime"
Gabriel Martin
Just look at the flower beds. No spared no mind to the expenses.
Ayden Ramirez
"Never mess with Trump, and always keep your mouth shut."
Samuel Butler
Trix are for kids you silly rabbit.
Ayden Jones
what I meant 2 say is: "what we've got here is failure to masturbate."
Carter Robinson
(after a slice)
"You're not being the ball Danny"
Lincoln Long
You don't really move like they do, Neo. You need to try harder, I'm very disappointed.
Logan Bennett
William Myers
Gee willikers, that was incredible.
Cooper Morales
thats's "Luke" idiot
Andrew Nguyen
Waiter, I believe that this steak is a bit undercooked.
Jack Perry
Good one. This whole thread is getting funnier, stupider and more deranged the longer it lasts.
Wyatt Foster
You'll get nothing and like it!
John Smith
Yes, sorry.
You are so smart...
Andrew Martinez
The name's James Bond - MR James Bond.
Landon Sullivan
If you want to eat like a dog...you can live and sleep outside like a dog. If you want to live and sleep like a human...pick up those sticks.
Jaxson Robinson
You looking at me
Jace Miller
I find you agreeable. I'm sure you and my sister would get along, swimmingly. Do you want to meet her?
Sebastian Lee
No it's look
Adam Wright
You want to see some random shit off of youtube?
Sebastian Gomez
I bet you're sad about the mosque shooting, too, newfaggot.
Anthony Robinson
"It's a doggy dog world"
Samuel Edwards
Jason King
No, it's.... "no"
Bentley Harris
"ASS DICK!"
Isaac Sanchez
Psycho: My name's Francis Sawyer... but everyone calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis... I'll kill ya.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff... I'll kill ya. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me... I'll kill ya.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis. We're all in this together. One of these men may save your life one of these days, you understand that?
'Winger: Then again maybe one of us won't.
Ian Rodriguez
Arrrgh, my fucking head is fucking killing me, wtf was I thinking? For fucks sakes put that stupid box down and call a fucking ambulance, arrrgh.
Julian Bennett
All I have in this world is my balls and my word.
And every Sunday I pay a high-heeled dominatrix to kick the hell out of them.
David Morales
Meet my Pow Wand!
Isaiah Evans
Joseph Parker
We traced the call, and it's coming from overseas. Your data plan doesn't cover international calls and it's very expensive.
Juan Campbell
Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. EXCEPT YOU, SOFIE! You stay right where you are!
Evan Rogers
Aiden Watson
Hand on Whack off
Justin Fisher
Abbut: A herring is just a herring, but a good cigar is a Cuban.
Kosh: A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles. Do you understand, Miss Winters?
~~ B5
Isaiah Torres
It's about 30 minutes away.
I'll be there in 45, I'm a bit hungry so I'll get some takeout on the way. You want anything?
Jordan Hernandez
it's Luke i rewatched now u can stfu
Evan Foster
Reptile genes!
Jason Morgan
Den, Den, Den, Den, Den, Den........Den, Den.................Den, Den,Den..................Den.
Tyler Perry
But thats ware i poop from ... not right now you dont
Julian Davis
Hurry, to the helicopter
Michael Wilson
I love the smell of pussy in the morning
Noah Lopez
I remember that line. Did it also have, but that's my poo hole?
Mason Morris
Oh yeah? Well, I really like your opinion, guy.
Logan Sanchez
Wrong, it was "Fuck Off"
Landon Rivera
Warriors, please reveal yourselves, hide and seek is over.
Lucas Adams
I FUCKING LOVE BEES
John Brooks
Just checked, you're right. I remember it was shocking at the time.
Isaiah Long
Trips don't lie.
Warriors, come out to play-ay
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Grayson Peterson
Isaiah Russell
That question is logically unnavigable!
Jason Ortiz
"I am a batman"
Camden Gutierrez
Popeye "well blow me"
Brody Lopez
To Infinity and above!
Isaiah Bailey
Marcellus Wallace doesn't like his weiner touched by anyone except for his appointed weiner-toucher.
Austin Fisher
She was a qt back in the day.
Ayden Sanchez
IT BELONGS IN SOME RICH GUY'S PRIVATE COLLECTION
Austin Russell
I preferred 2's "talk to you later, child"
Jack Lewis
is it save to click? cheers
Dylan Flores
"a"? did u even seen the movie? smh
David Harris
kek'd
Adrian Rodriguez
SHOW ME THE FINANCES
Thomas Turner
Seriously?
Wyatt Reyes
Miss Kitty: [Sitting together in the Long Branch] What is it, anyhow?
Doc: Oh, well, it's nitrous oxide. It's a... it's an anesthetic is what it is. It's also an intoxicant, and pretty dangerous if you get too much of it.
Miss Kitty: Well in other words, you don't recommend that we start using it here instead of whiskey, huh?
Marshal Matt Dillon: Listen, the whiskey you serve here is dangerous enough.
Miss Kitty: Oh? Except when it's on the house!
-- Gunsmoke
Lincoln Moore
it's a subtle but important contextual difference..
Luke Cox
t. the trapfather
Leo Perry
Billy, Billy, drinks are on the house.
Justin Peterson
penis
Jaxson Ward
"We're going to need a boat."
Alexander Perez
"For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to remember to be a gangster."
Samuel Wright
"I have HIV"
Adrian Sullivan
"ERRRRR, I'm dropping fuckin' loads!"
Asher Young
2 and a half man?
Owen Price
"get to the helicopter!"
Connor Lopez
Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction?
Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.
Clubber Lang: Pain!
~~ Rocky III
Austin Howard
I prefer
"Esta La Vida (such is life) Bobby" (Name of the receptionist