Post sob stories as to why your life is so hard. Greentexts preferred

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>Fuck greentext.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
TRIPLE NICKEL BRO

Cancer.

>The primary goal was sex tourism
Tell us about some of the best biatches and whores that you fucked.

911

Had sex with the girl on the left both times in Montreal and I've had two threesomes with these two on other trips.
Girl on the left, gave the best head I've ever had. Great girl too. Super bubbly, funny and had an encyclopedic knowledge of music. Fucked like a minx too.

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Fucked this one in Montreal too. She mostly does dominatrix stuff, had an incall apartment with one of those big x crosses. I just fucked her though because I've got a thing for fucking.... dykish chicks, not for getting spit on.

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>it’s not

Fucked this one in Tokyo. Had a great 69 and came in her mouth. She didn't speak much English, but was fun to cuddle with a bit after. I fucked her a bit after that. SHe had a great little Jap bush. After we fucked she pulled out this little card that said "I do not have sex." Because vaginal intercourse for money is illegal in Japan.

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>be me, having a beautiful life after years of struggling
>had literally nothing after leaving the military, spend three years working manual labour while also going to school
>get 2 diplomas and an associate degree
>land a great job
>fall inlove with a beautiful 21 year old brazillian woman
>we love each other more than anything
>move in to a beautiful house together 3 minutes drive from work (we worked together)
>years pass
>girlfriend starts getting harrassed at work
>her depression comes back
>try to keep her strong, take her to therapy, make sure she takes her medication
>she's terrified it'll scare me away but we become closer than ever, we're a team
>get's threatened at work by a supervisor
>calls me half way through her shift, saying she's sorry about what she's about to do
>I'm the last one to speak to her
>I spend days looking for her, eventually find her body, hanging from a tree
>her family are trash so I pay for the funeral
>almost broke
>i report the bullying to the fair work commission
>work fires me ( on new years eve)
>spent over two months half drunk and applying for job
>apply to over 80 jobs, get 4 interviews, 1 job
>15k less per year, over an hour away from home
>doesn't matter, can't afford home
>move into tiny dump apartment

I have way more reason to kill myself than she did at this point

Had this one for a few hours in Bangkok. She was Chinese/Malaysian. Not bad either.

Bangkok is fun though. Especially the blowjob bars. You go to the front, and choose a girl from a lineup. They had them colorcoded by price. They take you upstairs to a room with a line of booths, similar to changing rooms. Inside is a big armchair and a little cock height sink. The girl washes your cock in the sink, then sits you down for a super professional grade blowjob. Then they wash your cock again in the sink. You go downstairs to the bar for a drink, then do it all over again. The one I went to had a regular who was a white expat that sat at the bar playing LoL on his laptop.

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Live stream it?

This one was from Vegas. Real fun too. Super easy to get along with. Asked if I wanted to smoke some pot with her beforehand. I didn't (I was going out later), but it was nice of her to ask. We fucked once (nice juicy ass for slapping in doggy) then I didn't even have to ask for the second round, she asked me! lol.

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>Used to be talkative
>Used to hangout with friends during middle school
>Parents decides to move to another country
>???
>Turns into an austistic introvert
>Never hangout with people from high school to college
>Never had a gf
>Approaching age 25
>Still no progress for anything in my life besides decaying
I guess I'm too afraid to change myself. Maybe I'll need to see a therapist?

What? I'd have to clean the house, set up a camera, put clothes on...

You're turning a treat in to a chore with that shit.

>be me
>have to write 100 word essay by tomorrow
what do?

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Not really, just the camera bit. If you still give a fuck what people think of your house or appearance then you aren't ready for death.

Write it you retarded fuck

Turn 18 in 6 years? 100 words isn't an essay. It's a paragraph.

>heroin addict
>have been for about 13yrs
>before dope was a few years of pill addiction
>all in all been battling an opiate addiction for almost 16yrs
>pretty much just waiting to die at this point

Why wait? Drop a speedball and go out like a champion.

how much each?

Very nice

Hmm.. Only ones I remember the price for are the Montreal duo. $240/hr for one $500/hr for duo. That's CAD.
Included: BBBJ, FS, DATY, DFK, COT, GFE
Not included: CIM, COF, Greek

nice

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Not really a sob story, but more on the funny but true side. This happened today about an hour ago.

>be me
>get finished with workout at gym
>go get some food
>server is starting down the entire time
>think nothing of it at first
>suddenly realize that I'm not wearing compression shorts so an outline my small dick can be seen through my shorts
>fml
>she eventually looks up and says not a word to me as she's serving my food

I mean, I always knew I had a small dick, but fuck man. Today is already sucks.

wwyd if she just asked you?

What are compression shorts?

I've tried tbh. It's a lot harder to kill yourself with drugs when you have ridiculously high tolerances. Even ordered RC benzodiazepines off the webs and someone always finds me to "save my life". So yeah, it what it is now. Don't do drugs.

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>It's a lot harder to kill yourself with drugs when you have ridiculously high tolerances.
I'm sure you can find a way.

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Whut?

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I'm highly neurotic and life is harder for me to cope with than the average person. Can't even drink coffee without getting bad anxiety. Can't even play video games without getting anxiety.

Are those your only two examples? Neither of those things are necessary to live a productive life. What the fuck are you on about?

Write a book about this....win.

>life is harder for me to cope with
>life
Can't work a job without getting anxiety. People drive me crazy. Little things bother me that don't bother average people. Life is more stressful for me to deal with than the average person. That's my example...life in general. The other two are just my escapes

Grew up in a lower middle clas family had an amazing mom that was the sole bread winner in the family for years cause my alcoholic father would always get into fight with his bosses. Out of highschool used to go to parties ince a month. Then a year later it turned to 3 times a month then a year later it turned into two times a week. Now i get drunk 4 or 5 times out if the week. Used to be fit and skinny now im about 50 pounds overweight, still strong tho. I can tell my gf of 5 years is starting to lose interest in me cause everytime we’re hangingout im getting pissed drunk. I have a decent job right now, my girl makes double the money i do working less hours than i do. She definitely deserves better than me. All my cousins are lawyers, engineers, doctors or researchers and im over here with a two year degree that took me 4 years and working a labor intensive job. I feel bad for what a let down i made life into and I especially feel bad for my mom who worked soo hard and dealt with my abusive father bullshit just to have a son that’s basically a alcoholic like his father. Ive been diagnosed with alcholic fatty liver disease and still drink a year after finding out. But luckily im still kind of young and believe i can turn my life around. I just need to kick alcohol before i push away both women who mean alot to me. Pic related its my gf

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This, but make the greentext just the first third of it. Then make up some sort of uplifting story and live it. Get on Oprah, make millions. People will eventually find you out, but who cares? You're saved.

Get a job that keeps you away from people. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm going to be a long-haul trucker. Find new escapes until then.

Don't they make medication you can take? Makes you sick if you drink or something. Have you considered it?

I'm going to try to work from home. Maybe learn web design or something

Just broke up with my girlfriend. We loved each other for 3 years. And all shit went downhill this year. Pretty bumped out about it. But I must move on. Any tips on how to move on, Yea Forumsros? Trolls are very much allowed. I don't fucking care. Just looking for some kek's.

You could look into transcription work in your spare time.

>joined navy
>been in for 6 months now
>only joined because my dads face lit up for the first time in several months when i said i was gonna join
>the first time in several years hes been proud of what im becoming
>only considered it while drunk on HS Grad HYPE
>mom saying shit like "oh whatre you gonna do with your life now son huh huh huh huh huh h-"
>her husband is a shitbag and a half, beats her and she still slides back and i really want to beleive its because she doesnt have anywhere to go, but she would get somewhere decent like my grandmas house to help take care of my brother but she just complains and leaves
>losing my other brother to someone who is an asshole who only wants him so he can make mom miserable
>every few days i talk to my dad on the phone just because i know hell say "youre doing a good job son"
>ive been in the navy for 6 months and still dont believe him
>cant go to anyone about this because theyll just sep me
>tried to talk to chaplain about it but while i waited the cheif on my ship just kept interrogating me
>almost sends me to psych and i just clam up
>i want to not feel this way but i cant
>and if i get separated i have no future
>its a public execution back home

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This is now a whore thread.

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>all friends abandoned me because of some freshman girl causing conflict between two grown men that i had to either shut up and be called an asshole for holding out or say everything and be called an asshole for snitching
>family would disown me if i left the navy seeing as i have serious trouble finding a job elsewhere
>had a shot at my moms callcenter
>"oh no you didnt get it, sorry bud."
>"oh your in the navy? well do you want a job while you wait? ill just put you in the office easy peasy"
>cant tell if thats what happened but i just cant stop feeling like everyones trying to push my life onto a track its not designed for.
i just want to write comics and live a normal 9 to 5 man, i dont belong here, but noone wants me back home, they want me in their idea of where i should be
pic related, its terrible looking but my phone is all im able to have lately, no real time to sketch anything.

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How long do you have left?

I'll look into that, thanks user

Yeah they do, but im trying to beat it on my own before i resort to that

Hmmmm...who think...was him...?

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one more,
its the last remnant of my friends and i throwing ideas around.
its a whole JJBA Fan part taking place in a version of the universe where pucci failed.
>main villian acknowledges hes not supposed to exist and that the world is a living corpse
>first fight is a kid getting stabbed
and then having his memory of it wiped repeatedly while someone he thought was his mother eats dinner with the same knife
>Gorillaz= Gol Rillase
>Holly Rillase is his real mom
>died in arrow experimentation by Lucky Land Corp.
>her stand remained even though she died
>further testing called "project buddy"
>holly rillase=buddy holly
>but how did Gol get [SFJF]?
>but who was phone
>hes one of Hol Horses illegitimate children
>Holly Rillase =/= Holly Horse
>more importantly Gol Rillase =/= Gol horse
>no spoilers because this comic is the only thing keeping me going rn and ill upload panels to shitblr because i have nothing else

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a good 5 years and 6 months

Good luck, I guess, but why bother? That's like saying you're going to try jumping off the Eiffel Tower with wings taped to your arms before you resort to an airplane.

Where can I get the drugs you're on right now? They seem fun.

it was written by stoners if thats what youre asking

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that is if i last that long, i think theyre gonna send me there anyway at some point

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Where the fuck do you live that you dont sue the fuck out of them for retaliatory firing? Illegal as fuck here.

He probably missed the statute of limitations by this point though.

No, I'm saying it makes absolutely no sense.

True. It's just shitty how many people leave school and are never actually educated on their rights as a worker. Even in "right to work/fire" states in the u.s., they cant fire you out of retaliation, cant treat you like shit just to get you to quit, etc.

>grew up in a pretty poor family, electricity or water would be disconnected often, ramen for breakfast lunch and dinner, that sort of thing.
>parents would always fight, their yelling could be heard throughout the whole house
>as a kid, I mostly just played games to try to ignore it (when the power was on)
>ended up being the nerdy kid at school, picked on a lot, had anger issues which meant it was just funnier to pick on me.
>things finally get slightly better when I turn about 11 years old, dad starts to make more money, parents fight less, still get picked on plenty though.
>puberty starts to hit in full swing
>hate every bit of it, the hair, the deeper voice, everything
>"oh well, every one hates puberty right?"
>finally start dating around 15, start to get picked on less
>shortly after a messy breakup this nerdy girl asks me out, turns into a 3 year relationship
>around 17 or 18 finally put it together as to why I hated pubery so much, turns out I'm a degenerate tranny
>lets just repress that and focus on being a good bf for my oneitis
>about 2 years after that she breaks up with me through text
>all motivation gone, only doing the bare minimum to scrape by and spend the rest of my time trying to use MMOs as an escape
>around 20 finally have a mental breakdown, decide I'll try transitioning in secret, and if it doesn't work, well that's what my shotgun is for
>end up passing fulltime and even have guys openly flirt with me from time to time
>get current bf of 2 years, love of my life
>still have no self esteem, depression is back in full swing and I think about killing myself every night
>only reason why I don't is because I don't want to hurt my bf.
>secretly wish he would break up with me so I can finally leave this shithole world
Sorry if its rambly... Tired as fuck and phoneposting

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>Grew up in rural germany.
>1000 people village in the middle of nowhere
>Parents are some of the richest around here
>Introverted and observatory from birth
>Didn't talk until I was 4, when I suddenly started speaking in complex run-on sentences
>Was always strongly fascinated with technology, video games and art
>Spent most of my childhood playing video games in the dark, barely socialising, but teaching myself important things like english and programming.
>Always overweight and unhealth, emotionally unstable
>FFWD to being like 17
>Just got into a new class in school, hope to finally start off on a fresh note with new people.
>Start hanging out with "cool kids", start smoking weed
>Know that only a few of them are actual friends, most of them just use me for my car and nice house, I guess, but don't mind at the time..
>22 yo now
>Study Computer Science and have promising internships
>Still no clue how to socialise
>Still overweight and now stuck with a nicotine and cannabis addiction
>Girls look at me in disgust, even if they try to hide it...
>Lived my whole life inside my own head, never collecting experiences, just experience points in vidya.
>Still a kissless virgin..
>Contemplating suicide night after night

wat fucking do??

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

that's not the shape of my heart

Ding Ding Ding
looks like somebody never watched JoJo

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>Be me
>Have to listen to all of the leftist/libtarded
>millenial/zoomer manlets on Yea Forums

Sorry, guess I'm missing the joke..

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omg it's not a joke it's a song by sting. hello thank you i love you

>Degenerate tranny
And I'm out... You will find no pity here. You deserve none. Die in a fire before you spread your useless DNA. Die now.

>Broken engagement
>Still live with her
>She also sucks with money. It was never terrible but it got really bad recently.
>We have dogs
>If we move apart I can't take them
>She also can't afford them. Will likely lose the house and the dogs
>We've lived together 8 months since the engagement
>I've had two jobs and school working tirelessly to cover her dumbass
>She's gotten two jobs since and made manager at one of them, so shell be better off I hope..
>Ive been trying to fix the relationship the whole time. She's my soulmate gents. 5 years.

The last 8 months has been hell boys.

Plus side I finally broke and got tinder. Never got to try it, it got popular after I met her. This shit is shockingly easy. I'd say I have a normal history with women and Im no player but no virgin, but this app makes me feel like a Chad.

>JoJo
Just Googled it. Is that the singer or the weeaboo shit?

You had my sympathies until the end.

Don't worry, can't have kids even if I wanted to, no DNA spreading here.

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Well, as long as you're not spreading your degenerate liberal tranny propaganda...

i said i love you answer me

gf has borderline personality disorder
pls kill me

Nah, hate liberals, just doing what I need to to not blow my head off. Feels like a losing battle though..
Y-you too?

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>"is that the singer or the weeaboo shit?"

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Oh I'm not going. Should have mentioned I literally can't bring myself to meet these girls because its a step toward letting go I can't take.

aww thanks can u send bobs and vegene pls baby

>asking a tranny to see their vagene
I think there's a flaw in your plan pajeet

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What?

Okay, I'll let it go... this time.

Are you beat the bush guy

>Be me

I have a spending problem, I can't get a budget to work and am in $20,000 in debt. It isn't climbing but I'm not paying it off either. Self inflicted? Sure, but I can't figure it out and I live alone, so no one to help me.

Any time I ask for assistance (and not the "give me money kind") I get ridiculed by people on my Facebook and banks turn me away. but you know, I'm white, so that big fat privilege check should be coming in the mail any day now, right guys?

What do you spend on?

I paper cut myself to death, I'll buy a $15 thing here, $10 thing there. I always find ways to rationalize it to myself. Las thing I bought was a game to play with my friends for $10, before that $15 on a jacket I liked.

lift

Do you have a separate checking and savings account? You can try separating your budget by utilizing both, maybe?

I've tried asking for counciling at my bank but they're a bunch of fucks. Tried asking for help in Facebook and I just got a bunch of one-liners of "learn to be an adult".

I'm not good with money. I can receive the first amendment, but can barely function in the real world. Thanks public education.

>pretty bad childhood trauma
>bad domestic issues too, neglected by parents because they were too busy fighting
>bullied at school, literally "that sad kid who's always on their own"
>mental health issues got so bad I had to drop out at fifteen and failed all my exams
>developed severe anxiety issues and agoraphobia, can't leave the flat by myself
>living in a temporary homeless place
>no friends
>no relationship with family
>sometimes go weeks at a time without seeing anyone
>can rarely sleep, reliant on alcohol most nights, and when I do sleep I have chronic nightmares about past things
>probably have some kind of ptsd
>therapist can't see anymore because I wasn't making enough progress
>everybody else my age live their lives and I'm just trapped here watching time go by
>even the other homeless people (who're pretty scummy) think I'm weird because I don't speak and I'm so on edge
>literally have no future

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Also, I've tried budgeting with an application to track it all, and went a year almost spending no money besides on bills but still ended up making no head way (at least it felt that way) and was even more miserable cuz I wasn't enjoying my life. Was just work, sleep, pay bills, repeat.

Shit dawg I'll be your friend

Hmm... budgeting software was the next thing I was going to recommend. Is there any way your loans can be consolidated, or is it all one thing? You're going to have to do the work, sleep, pay, repeat irregardlessly, but at least you'll make more noticeable headway.

I'd hug you if I could bro. Hang in there!

>grew up with three older sisters and single mom
>mom was rife with issues and by the time I was 6 she was sleeping all the time from meds
>in and out of hospital/looney bin
>saved her life like 6 times
>one day when 16 found her face down in a puddle of bloody vomit, the closest she'd come to death so far
>scared shitless of coming home from school finding her dead or the trailer burnt down with my cat and dog inside
>I was never a social kid, didn't even have a friend until the 7th grade
>became a hermit and stopped going to school and racked up about $4000 in truancy fines and 3 1/2 year license suspension on top of other fines
>March 17 2006 in a series of events I'll never forget mom died with 2 hours of seeing her last
>dog dies March 2 2007 only three years old
>get tossed in looney bin where I go completely insane because the meds they jacked me up on
>confessed all kinds of shit to people most notably my sister who I confessed to fantasising about
>never speak to any of them ever again
>September 2007 a little angel in the shape of a puppy fell into my lap from a cop I knew in Maryland who thought it would help me, it did
>couldn't get my license until 23, wrecked my car about a month later on my birthday that year

Not all bad. That puppy is now almost 12 and has been the best fucking dog anyone could ask for. Especially since she's a bully breed.

Whelp.
“Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. No one should blame you for walking out early.”

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>a filipino

top that off faggots

Thank you, but I would probably punch you. I can't handle that kind of physical intimacy from a dude. I should probably talk to my the rapist about it.

I tried consolidation. Another middle finger from the bank. It's a bunch of stuff adding up. I did have a lot of medical stuff ony credit card, home repairs on my credit card, loan for a home water filtration/softening system cuz the local water is practically toxic.

I wish I could just reset from day one in my house and unfuck everything.

>>decent stem job now, have money
So no issues at all.
WOMP WOMP

>puppy is now almost 12
That dog is ready to drop dead at any moment. What you gonna do then?

>Be me female, mid 20s, depression and past suicide attempts
>Have younger brother, early 20s, depression and past suicide attempts
>Brother lives with our dad on the other side of the country
>I dont get along with dad because he is an abusive cunt
>get into fight with bro 3 years ago because he wont fuck off dad, even though he is an abusive cunt to him too
>havent talked since
>Get phone call from our mum (who lives close by to me) early one morning
>"user, your brother killed himself"
>hang up phone, jump in car and race to mums, still in pyjamas.
>get to mums house, and hold her inconsolable body for 30 minutes while she sobs
>she tells me brother rang his best childhood friend (who also lives close by to me) at midnight
>tells him hes drunk and wants to die
>Friend keeps him on the phone for as long as possible, telling him not to.
>Brother hangs up phone.
>friend freaks out and calls my mum. its now 2am
>mum freaks out and calls dad - lives 10 minutes away from brother - asks him to go check on him, given his history.
>Dad says ok, and hangs up phone.
>Mum tries calling my brother continuously, no response
>Fast forward to 7am. Still nothing
>Mum rings dad: "Did you check on Brother?"
>Dad responds: "I haven't gotten out of bed yet." hangs up when mum starts blasting him
>15 minutes later, police show up at dads house
>brother hung himself from a tree on the side of the road 2 doors up from his house
>a pedestrian spotted him and called paramedics but was too late.
>Dad texted mum: your son is dead

I let a shitty excuse of a father get in between the relationship between me and my only sibling. Now I have to carry with me the guilt of cutting off my brother who needed me in his life, and the burning anger I have for my dad and how his sheer fucking laziness got in the way of potentially saving my little brother. It doesn't get easier.

>teaching myself english

Yeah, I noticed:
>observatory

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Are you poor enough to file bankruptcy?

Tits or GTFO. You know the rules.

no big speech this time.
you just irk me as a human being.
seeing someone happy so you just want to bring down that one pang of happiness.
he didnt deserve such events, but you certainly need them. itll give you perspective on how shitty you are as a human being.

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you as well

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Is 45k/yr poor enough?

No shes not. She still has the energy of a 4 yo dog. Always running through the house tearing up and rolling around in beds. Usually they have tons of health problems at that age but all she has is a big nipple looking thing growing on her hind thigh. Vet said it's just a big skin tag and shes fit as a fiddle.

However, when she does die I'm probably just gonna kill myself. Shes my only friend and has long been the only reason I get out of bed. I'm not the kind of asshole that abandons a dog friend. Pic related

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Just something I learned in the psych ward. You always gotta have a plan B. I'd suggest getting another puppers now. Then at least he'd have someone to share his grief with when it happened.

>be 21
>last week
>buy a ticket to see long distance girlfriend
>$250 round trip
> arrive at my parents place early in the morning and drive up to see her at school
>tell her I'm going to be there round noon
>decide to surprise her by showing up a few hours early with breakfast.
>get to campus and knock on her door.
>"user!?!... is... is that you?"
>hear frantic scrambling
>sounds like someone is in there with her.
>mfw no roommate.
>ten minutes go by.
>I feel like I'm about cry
>a guy answers the door.
>he's taller than me.
I was already feeling pretty depressed from school, work and chronic diagnosis, I think I might kill myself, will post a thread if I decide to go through with it.

That's sad. Tits or GTFO timestamp or it doesn't count

Rule only applies to women. Nips out or ship out.

>schizophrenic with brain damage
>i just lay in my bed for days
>constant high pitched buzzing sound in my ears

I'd trade for any of your lives pussies.

No. You just gotta keep doing what you were doing. That's not nearly as insurmountable as I was picturing.

This. Tits or beat it. Timestamp or it doesn't count.

>Be 17 years old
>Only eat grilled cheese
>Mom makes meatloaf
>Whine like a 8 year old
>Mom gives in and starts cooking grilled cheese for me
>As she is getting other food ready grilled cheese starts to burn
>She grabs pan and tried to sling it in the sink
>Lands on floor
>Dog rushes over and gobbles up sandwich
>Starts choking because its hot
>Dog starts freaking out like having a seizure
>Mom, Dad and Sister take dog to vet
>Dad is driving fast to hurry up loses control hits another car then goes into a ditch
>Mom, Dad, Sister and Dog all die in crash
>Get a big check for life insurance
>Become a insta drug addict
>Find out being sued by person other car my dad hit
>They win, lose not only all money but have to sell house
>Message kid suing me, send him multiple letters in post
>Never any response, fake suicide attempt so maybe feel sorry
>My lawyer tells their lawyer no response
>Get pissed send a message "If you dont respond to this post your mom will die in her sleep tonight"
>Next day finally get a response from the other person
>It says "At least I have a mom"

Well what the fuck did you do? I'd have asked him if he knew she was in a relationship. If he said yes, he gets a trip to the dentist to look forward to.

It's gonna be a long grind is all

nah fam lemme see them man titties i know you got em

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I see a lot if greentext, but no tits

Have you considered self-trepanning

>still have a major drinking problem and major trust issues

You and every third adult you pass on the street. But I'm sorry that happened to you.

Yup.

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You don't want to see my tits. Have done this in the past. Yea Forums said my tits were shit.

I have shit tits.

>This is the real reason why my life is so hard.

>be me 22
>live at home with parents and older sister.
>sister is psychotic and turns on alarm every time I try smoking weed with friends.
>try covering speaker of alarm as I press obnoxious beeping buttons.
>”SYSTEM ARMING” roars up the stairs.
>shitting_bricks.png
>wait about 10 minutes to see if sister heard alarm go off.
———————
>12pm
>outside smoking now looking in at pitch black kitchen
>see phone torch flicker as someone’s coming downstairs.
>sister wakes up dad after hernia operation.
>claims that the house is being robbed
>dad catches me and throws me out of house.
>sister grinning smugly at me whenever I see her.

Why are they shit?

Yup, every day.

So you come to Yea Forums for sympathy, but don't want to follow the rules? Fuck you. I'm glad your brother isn't alive to see what a cunt you've become

I've got salami nips

Why would God allow this? Now I'm depressed before work.

It doesn't matter. Rules are rules.

>Hah, faggot, you want sympathy

>Is literally in a so story thread

-_-

The rules only apply to women ya summerfagging, holy shit

Boy seeing all this shit sure makes me feel good. I'm glad I contribute to society unlike all of you sad depressed faggots who don't do anything because "oh my feelings hurt soooooo bad." If you all killed yourself, our society would be better off without your burdens. "oh I can't get a job because I'm so saaaaaaaaad waaahaaaaaa" fuck off you cunts. Everybody feels sad and everyone hates their jobs.

>severe behavior problems in school
>send me to shitty 90% nigger alternative school
>drop out to become NEET at 16
>27 now, still unemployed
>friends are in college, graduated, or have wives & kids
>still live like I'm 16
it's amazing how fast the days become years

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fuck you and fuck society

Salami makes for a great starter. Timestamp that charcuterie.

Yes, that is true. What's your point, you loathsome, cockgobbling newfag?

Theyre big.. but not perky.. they sag thanks to the weight.. mid 20s and I have saggy old lady tits. and thats why Yea Forums hates them.

Responded to wrong post or just idiot?

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>but why bother?

I don't think you understand alcoholism. I'm not that guy but I start to shake uncontrollably after only half a day of not drinking. I'm not saying he's at that stage but that shit can be hard to kick is my point.

I'm glad you feel so secure in your belief that you're a better person that you had to come here to lord it over all of us.

You put the jinx in now. Just wait for the Godsmack.

>Triggered summerfags

Doesn't mean you can break the rules.

Nah, you're just arguing with someone who's on your side. Or just a troll.

Yea Forums doesn't hate on femanons that follow the rules. Let's see them

Are you gonna add a little mad to all your sad? Society is the only reason you haven't starved to death and you should be on your hands a knees thanking the strong men and women who contribute to your societal support system everyday. Real talk, if you're making less than 30k a year, then the only reason you haven't starved to death is the system that has been propagated by the strong (people like me) that allows some of their wealth to trickle down to your pathetic, insignificant, and outright obnoxious little ass.

No, that's MY point. I suggested seeking medical treatment to help him succeed. He said he wants to do it on his own.

I'm guessing idiot

Do you mean the band? They sold out hard on their last album.

>Continued REEEEEEEEE

>Be me
>Be white conservative male
>college degree
>6 figure salary
>Have 2 kids, a wife, and a dog
>Life sucks

He didn't know. He opened the door explaining himself. I wanted to hurt him but this had been going on for about 2 weeks and she never told him. The only bad guy was her and I left the doorway without saying a word to her

Oh thank you wise master. Whatever would I do without you? May I suck your cock, wise master? Would you like me braid your ball hair while I'm at it?

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You got married, it's understandable. Plenty of people make the same mistakes

Easy fix my man I was like you but weed made me active.

Lol, "strong men". You only thrive in modern society, pussy. Up to 100 years ago, someone would have caved your mouthy skull in.

Settle down cum gurgler. I donate sperm and spread my genes for a living. One day when you realize that you're infertile and your wife goes down to the local sperm back you're gonna kiss my balls and call me Jesus.

Should have chewed her the fuck out.

How is anyone talking about being " a man" on Yea Forums? LMFAO bunch of internet dwelling keyboard monkeys that have a mental breakdown over text and images on a computer screen.

????
Your damn fault isn't it?

I came here to let you know that if all of the people posted their so stories in this thread collectively kill themselves, I might have a little less money taken out of my paycheck every month. Grow a fucking pair and contribute or get fucked. They won't tell you this shit in therapy, but if you're ever thinking to yourself "man I'm just a burden on everyone, people seem to really not like when I'm around, maybe it's because my sadness makes them feel sad too" take a fucking second to realize that you're absolutely right. You are a burden on everyone around you, but not just emotionally. You're also a burden financially, and since there are a growing amount of you faggots that are spreading this notion of "I'm too sad to work society is fucked we have it too hard I'll be a loser forever," you're a burden culturally. Go listen to that pop song "I just wanna die" and take those lyrics seriously. Just end it all

There is a reason it has been called "The Ball and Chain" for decades now.

Bro, off yourself first, not even gonna read your shit post

tl;dr this nigga mad steaming writing an essay on Yea Forums

True dat. Lol, at strong man vs on Yea Forums. Only an uberfag would post that.

I have two kids with plans to have more. I'm disgusted that lowlife wastes of money like you are spreading their genes.

Be me, asian
Father died when I was 4
Mom had to raise kids by herself
She is an immigrant and we are 1st gen kids here
Mom struggles through life raising her own kids all by herself
She uses life lessons and reasoning to push hard and to succeed for a better life
Now kids are all grown and successful
Be me, make over 100k a year
Laughs at multigeneration white, blacks, and latinos for not succeeding even though its not a rigged system
Ppl are just lazy and prefers to be dumbed down and handouts

Welcome to the American dream.

Least you have a dog

The way I write is the way successful people think and communicate. They use a lot of words to relay complex emotional and factual data to one another. Have you ever had a casual conversation with a surgeon or an airline pilot? They speak to one another in paragraphs and novels. If you have a hard time with this, then you probably need to realize that you are low IQ

A father of two shitposting on Yea Forums.
Should have walked to the sperm bank, please don't have more.

You're a monkey that has access to a keyboard.

>Thinks having kids makes him important

Listen Jew cuck, no one is impressed with your two fucking shit stains onto the world to later be fuckwads causing everyone problems as adults.

8 billion people in the world, kids aren't miracles, they're a burdening fact of life. Being able to fire a load into some whore and spit out sentient meat bags isn't impressing anyone.

You want to impress people? Go make ACTUAL changes in the world for the better of humanity and this ball of dirt we live on, and not just over paid desk monkey shoveling papers pretending your productivity means anything beysond making more money for the true billionaires in this world.

you coulda left out the female part but you didnt. So please, tits or gtfo

>wastes of money
>I have two kids
>plans to have more
It costs $250k to raise a child in the US. Who's wasting money? Me scraping by with my miserable existence? Or you making me pay taxes for your little ham planets to go to school?

>being this mad at people for not propping up the semitic ring of control
Lmaoing at your life. No one in this thread is THAT pathetic.

If it is female, then they can't leave it out. Americans think having a vagina makes you a good sent deity whose very steps on the planet turn shit to gold.

You think I had kids to impress you? I had kids to further promulgate my family name and fortune. They will be raised with silver spoons in their mouthes, but my wife and I are making sure to raise them with a good work ethic, just like my mother and father raised me.

Another user said it perfectly

>Be white
>College degree
>Six figure salary
>Wife works out to keep nice ass after birth
>Two kids and a dog

Life is fucking great

>family name and fortune
>They'll inherit 70 iq points and two bags of fertilizer

I lose half my salary to support lowlife trash like you. My kids won't get any breaks, but that's ok because that's the way it should be you welfare guzzling fuck face. You think I would be stupid enough to have kids without being able to afford it? Let me just tell you that my wife and I are already working on kid 3.

>Blames other people for their own problems
Just end it all

Be hot 10/10 femanon with a glass bottle figure and thicc
Sexy as fuck, guys wanna put their diccs in me all the time
Sell my nice tight pussy to desperate anons
No quickies, 250hhr, and 400hr
Make so much money because im a 10/10 and 19 years old
I pay no taxes
My pussy still be making money

>tl;Dr

You had kids cuz you drank the kool-aid and believe it makes you mightier-than-thou. It's painfully obvious it gave you a superiority complex.

Go piss away money on your ham planet and cheating wife and have a mid life crisis. You haven't done anything with your life then be another drone on this planet pissing out future generations of wage slaves.

>I had kids to further promulgate my family name and fortune.
Literally meaningless. That shit has zero value after you die, and negative value while you're alive. You should be ashamed of yourself for forcing your sexcrement on the rest of the world.

some fat neckbeard - 2019

Then you should just go ahead and end it all if life is so meaningless. Don't worry user, it will only hurt for a second. I've known several who have killed themselves, they all did it with a smile just like you will.

>I lose half my salary to support lowlife trash like you.
I don't support a welfare state either. Doesn't mean I'm not going to exploit you if I need it. Just vote it out. I try to. You're still retarded to think kids have any value.

You have pretty poor reading comprehension, user. I didn't say my life was meaningless. I said what you were doing with YOUR life was meaningless. Having a wife & sexcrement is not the same thing as having a meaningful life, despite what you've been indoctrinated to believe.

Neckbeard AND incel. That post was on a delusion level even Beerus fears.

Ignore the LARPfag bro

Yeah... okay.

You sound like a nihilist. Every friend I've had that killed themselves in their 20s were also nihilists. Weird how that works huh

>Kids have no value
>Life has no meaning
>Nothing matters since we're all just space dust
>Might as well kill myself as there's no point in living

Then go ahead. The most painless way I believe is to use helium, which you'll like since you're probably a pussy

>born poor
>have a lot of ambition, but no passion for anything
>2x college dropout because classes were boring
>existential crises keep me anxious, and self loathing
Working shitty, dead end job until i grow up and find something i'm passionate about. Been working out, and considering self-teaching myself in some profitable field, or something. So, things are looking up i guess

I'll commit suicide by sticking my nose into your mom's anal orifice and placing my lips on her loose labia, I'll die suffocating, playing a harmonica.

You use this word, but I don't think it means what you think it does.

I think you missed the last population census broke, pushing in on 8 billion humans, and that's just who was reported on. Probably closer to that big 8 then we realize.

Children.
Aren't.
Miracles.

They are dirty facts of life

Actually, I used pills. See the top of the thread. Didn't work though, and I've been trying to claw my way out of this hole since. Again, I never said life has no meaning. I live for sex now. That's my meaning. It makes me happy, and doesn't but any burden on anyone else (as long as they're consenting adults). So fuck... shit... I forgot to ignore him.

You have pretty poor reading comprehension my pal because you seem to be (deliberately?) misinterpreting what I'm telling you:

My kids don't get their value from what you think of them. I wake up in the morning and go to work where I control the lives of hundreds of people, and then I come home to see the only three that I truly care about; my wife and two children. The three of them are happy with having all of the money they'd ever need, but the self-respect to not over indulge in immidiately gratifying bullshit. We're a beautiful family.

You seem to think having children is meaningless. You must not have a lot of meaning to your life.

Lol, ur funny

>They are dirty facts of life
Please help me popularize the phrase "sexcrement".

You don't even control the amount of cum that your boyfriend shoots down your throat buddy..

You have potential with your comic drawing. I would work on your text as its a little hard to read. But if you keep doing this you'll eventually get to where you want to go I think.

Hahahaha holy shit, done bro

You showed him!

I've spent 30 minutes trolling retards on Yea Forums. This is my life now.

Dude you like weed and video games?!

Man so long are you aren't a total mong you can get tons of pussy with those two things alone.

I don't know if you have any friends of the female variety but try this...

Invite some girl who is a friend over to play, works really good if you can find a gamer girl on the poor side. The absolute perfect scenario is you get a game you know she's been dying to play.

That's the hardest part.... Step 2 is offer smoke them out.

If you get that far, wait for her to die or pause for something, then go in for a kiss.

Not a nasty wet one, just a firm pressing of the lips together....

Not gonna lie this is kinda hit or miss.... You'll either have an awkward girl who is still very much a friend... Or a cock hungry gamer slut that wants your nerd sauce more than another life.

>growing up youngest of 3
>parents struggle financially and fight constantly
>always had to wear hand me downs, get made fun of for it
>I would hide under my bed bc they would yell so loud, dog joined me bc he was scared
>dad decides to leave on christmas eve, demands we decide who we want to stay with on the spot
>couldnt speak crying to much, he takes it as we dont want him there
>he moves out for awhile then comes back, nothing changes
>grow up as the fuckup bc older brother and sister talk me into taking the fall for things they did
>get hit with whatever is closest, dont know why i didnt catch on to this and stop taking the fall for everything
>get diagnosed with dyslexia in public school bc i was a slow learner (am not dyslexic)
>get pulled from class a lot for special tutoring with other slow learners
>contemplated hurting myself bc of parents fucking with my head bc of being the fuck up
>pretty easy to get singled out bc of it, but i had a few good friends so it didnt get to bad
>HS im awkward shy skater kid with 2 friends
>social life gets a little better after acne clears
>being poor growing up made me good at fixing things myself with what i had
>decide i want to work construction after high school
>get entry level labor job, work 50-60 hours a week
>boss gives me more responsibilities with bigger equipment
>work on repairing my credit after finding out my mom took out credit cards in my name
>put in 5 years, get job at an open pit sand mine working with heavy equipment makeing 100k a year
>buy my gfs parents house, buy a nice truck, buy her a new car,get married, have a kid, doing good
>brother and sister only talk to me when they need something
>parents realize im not the fuck up since im still bailing out my brother and sister
Thought you guys needed something positive, where your coming from doesn't decide where your going

If you're worried about the population getting too big, be a hero and kill yourself you larping fuck. You're not super special because you tell people that having kids is a problem while you stay here still being alive. I contribute to society, and my kids will too. You and I both know that the children of the upper middle class and beyond typically go on to do work that helps society. What do you do? Work at a minimum wage job and play vidya and wack it to porn? Kill yourself.

Keep digging yourself out of the hole. Once you realize that the meaning of life is responsibility, you will truly overcome your hardships. Don't be triggered, but God and Jesus can help you, even if you're willing to "fake" believing in him just to get the other benefits of the religion. There's a reason as to why Christianity has helped so many people, don't think you're above it.

You have to be popular before you can popularize something faggot

>Accusing of larping while larping

Laroception

Also tl;Dr. How big is the nigger dick your *wife" is taking? Cuck

Stay strong ladyboy, life will get better

Almost forgot, if it works, after your simple kiss she'll come in for another deeper one. Now you can use tongue.

Be forewarned though, this method also has allot of girls catch feelings for you.

It's stupid it's just weed, games, and fucking, but to them I guess it's like serious bonding and shit.

Is that really the best you got

Are you acoustic?
I am cringing.

>Be me
>Femanon
>Just want to get involved with Yea Forums and have conversations about shit
>people find out I'm a female
>"Tits or GTFO"
>realise I've blown my cover
>escape to the internet to really be myself because I can't IRL
>Can't even be myself online because I have to pretend to be a boy.
>feelsbadman.jpg

Tits or GTFO

Give me something other than LARP from your Reddit blog

>People find out I'm female
>Start post with "be femanon"

Ok sloot tits or GTFO

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If you are married i feel sorry for that poor woman.

>the meaning of life is responsibility
To whom? If I don't waste my time and money (and wife's waistline) on kids, then my responsibility is just to me and my woman (if I have one).
You seem to think that in order for your life to mean something to you, you have to mean something to others. That's ridiculous.

>Is on the internet
>Genitalia doesn't actually affect your ability to type and share stories
>Keeps pushing as hard as they can that they have a vagina
>Complains when told to prove it

Your tits don't do anything for you in the context of this thread, you get harrassed for tits and timestamps because everyone is sick of women getting on here acting like they're more important than other cuz they have pussies. You want to talk so much about your cunt? Prove you have one. Otherwise you're just some shit posting LARP neck beard baiting for attention.

Take responsibility for god and country faggot.
Now go and reproduce because it's good for you.

oh no you need to try harder buddy!

>Brother and sister dont acknowledge my son, fine by me i have good friends now that will serve as aunts and uncles
>buy my sisters kids nice toys, xbox, 4 wheelers, etc.
>good relationship with parents now they are also doing better together after retirement
>happy with where im at in life
only downside is wife wants more kids but i only want the 1 bc i dont want him to go without anything and feel left out like i did, feel like siblings make life hard and i want the best for him

Or you could just show us your shitty tits and be done with it. You're like a nigger. You think the system is discriminating against you when you get punished for breaking the rules. Just comply and you'll get by!

You don't have to mean something to others for life to be meaningful; however, when you live with good values and a strong work ethic, you wind up meaning something to others regardless of what you do. When you live properly, you become important to other people whether you want to or not.

No, you become an asset, you silly person.

>it's good for you
It's not. Having less disposable income and the inability to change my lifestyle without upsetting the lives of people who depend on my is good for me. Keep your god too. That asshole gives AIDS to babies.

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That depends on your concept of ethics. I believe it is better to live for myself than to think I have a duty to serve others.

Then die alone, faggot

Damn. God will condemn you for those words you heathen. It is not too late, cease your tomfoolery and reproduce.

Hope you die with your wife, lol.

When you truly live for yourself, you still become important to others. I became an airline pilot solely for the money. Now I become responsible for 100s of lives everyday. I became a plumber just because of money. Now I become responsible for my neighbors' sewage systems everyday. When you live for yourself, you do impact others. Eventually you learn that it's not about the money, but it's the responsibility behind your job.

>God

Hahaha

Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder

hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Think to yourself, if you disappeared, who would notice?

What the fuck, your logic is so flawed my dude, I sincerely hope that you rethink things.

Come on guy I'm fucking with you.

>Be me
>Watch Carl Sagan video on YouTube once
>Become atheist
>Live in poverty
>Mock Christians
>Christians have more money and are generally happier than me
>Being this pathetic

>are generally happier than me
Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

My lord and savior Jesus Christ would.

Why would I rethink it? Thinking the way I have has gotten me to my six figure salary, my beautiful wife, and my darling two children.

>Doesn't suck the proverbial Bible cock
>Must be an aetheist.

Typical Bible thumping fag

gay clubs pay that much? shit.

Do y'all want to know how many ski trips I take in a year? I'll give you a hint [spoiler]double-digits[/spoiler]

...

>Is poor
>Is unhappy

Typical atheist/agnostic

Please stop, my sides are already in orbit

its not that your life is hard, it's that you're a gigantic piece of shit

>be me, younger than 6
>little sister (3) touched my dick and nipples a lot and it made me uncomfortable
>told parents, they thought i was lying
>end up getting mentally, emotionally scarred from all this
>get clever and learn how to gain trust from people
>eventually parents and older sis believe me
>manipulate them into hating my younger sister (now she has major depression)
>tfw learned how to lie and manipulate efficiently at 6 years old
>be me now, 18
>i lie 24/7, to everyone and everything including friends and family
>everyone thinks im extremely smart and they all trust me because of how i handle myself
>start believing in my own lies to escape reality
>have manipulated multiple friends into attempting suicide, and made managers at my store scared of me
>co-workers tell me their deepest secrets, so much so that they can get fired on the spot if i decide to tell my boss cause my boss trusts me the most even though i've been working there for 10 months
>mfw i manage to completely fuck up someones life and i have no remorse

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And everyone is out of steam.

why not go kill the people form her work at least

I'm well aware, thank you.

I coulndn't live with myself.

Why? I haven't hurt anyone. Not seriously anyway. That hooker I ripped off when I was suicidal that time, I suppose.

Anyway, I have something I'm trying to work towards. Just gotta get this shit behind me and get there.

I thought all this stuff was normal wtf am I neurotic too?

>get brutally raped for years.
>repress memories
>everyone I trust decides that is their ticket to rape me
>eventually memories return
>realize I have been raped up and down my neighborhood
>realize at least 6 of my rapist still live here
>I have to see them walking around
>I can't do anything
>I can't do anything
>I can't do.......

Does it bother you?

what

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Nice roleplay my dude

yeah that too my life is so fucked up normies can't even understand it

Wait. Are you on hormones?

>living w dad while going thru college
>alcoholic stepmom and her retarded aunt
>stepmoms mom died in our house, inherited the retard
>retarded aunt has horrible hygiene, bathroom is unusable
>stepmom makes it so siblings can never visit w her drunk rage fits
>walks around in the dark listening to music and talking to herself all night, prob schizo
>stepmom wont get treatment
>wastes all my dads money on drugs alcohol and MLMs to avoid having to get a real job
>mfw

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>have to

>Healthy, good weight, eat specific diet foods now, dont smoke, dont drink and no drugs
>When at home on a weekend and on my own time, I generally fair better with my day.
>50/50 chance when I wake up in the morning for work I will need to use the bathroom to shit 3 times in 3 hours before I leave for work
>This causes me a lot of pain. Also yes, plenty of fiber and whatnot.
>Cant drive for more than 30 minutes before I need to take a liquid shit
>Late for work even if I try to leave early because I am either in the home bathroom or at a store bathroom in the AM.
>Sometimes my stomach will make noise and pain will be there but I end up not needing to shit and I sit there in a stall for 15 minutes hating this life.
>Cant eat anything 3 hours before I have to drive or I am going to need to shit right when I begin to travel. This includes buses and trains.
>Eating lunch anywhere has a very good chance of requiring a bathroom in 1 hour.
>Shit my pants at work once because I was in the elevator and had 30 seconds of warning.
>Almost shit my pants more than once on the road.
>No medication has helped.
>3 different doctors
>Weed helps but I cant get legal weed yet in my state. Cause they need to perform studies for a year, but they are cool with killing babies and protecting illegals with like a week of debate.
This is my fucking life. This is how I barely can function. Go ahead and try to take away more of my constitutional rights. Go ahead and try assaulting me for my red hat. You'll find I am becoming a product of not caring about anything anymore.

move to a state where it is legal and surround yourself with more diversity user. solves your shit and hat problem.

>surround yourself with more diversity user.
That's like stabbing yourself in the arm so you forget about your headache.

Man thats fucked up, wish you the best

Fuck off fagot

You know how I know you're gay? Because you got more upset than the guy I actually said that too.

>be me
>married foreign wife
>she can't find a decent job because her diplomas aren't recognized
>need money to get her the proper papers
>be retard that fucked up my studies and took 6 years to get a bachelor's
>almost 30 and haven't worked a whole year in my entire life
>been unemployed for almost 7 months now
>can't find job because small experience
>done fucked up

Fuck Green text
My life now is kind of better but before it was shitty. I lost my 13YO sister to a drug overdose some dickhead forced her to take cocaine and left her to die a block from the hospital, my mom died in front of me when I was 9 as I was the youngest my brothers and sisters made me the tiebreaker on whether I should pull the plug or not I chose to pull it because I remember my mom telling me she was in a lot of pain and I don’t want her to suffer no more and be brain dead, I buried my baby cousin just a month after playing with him all day seeing a baby coffin just changes you, there’s one family member I talk to now and that’s one of my sisters everyone else either abandoned me or died, and I was sexually and physically abused growing up

Where's she from and can we see her vagoo?

How did your mother get in that situation?

Just do something thats not sitting around, so it takes your mind off of it and in a few weeks/months it will be gone

Ukraine and even if she let me take pics you'd be disappointed by her vagoo. Her butthole is fantastic though.

Women are weak she killed herself all because of words and she didn’t even considered your feelings what a selfish thing to do. I’m sorry user for your loss

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road road-apple, user. The Ukraine is week. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

She went into the hospital for pneumonia and was put in a medical induce coma. One week from her leaving I don’t know what happened due to me being young at the time but the breathing pipe on her neck wasn’t put back on the whole way and she died. My brothers and sisters never graduated high school and low IQ scores so they never thought of suing the hospital for malpractice. I see these stories of nurses killing people without being detected and it just pains me to think that maybe that could of have happened

>the Ukraine
Ukraine isn't a Soviet republic anymore.

Yeah well that episode came out in 95, so it hadn't been that way for long.

Need to start lifting weights. Need to find hobbies that aren't screen related.

> test

Found the /r/iamverysmart person. Next thing we know he is sherlock Holmes' sister and just speaking to us turns us into zombies.

You just wrote 12 words. That's 12%.

She obviously had some other demons you fucking idiot, nobody just kills themselves because of words unless they’re already unstable.

Are you an anxious person?

Not really, I was the most relax guy you could find. In my later teens and early 20s I was hanging out all the time, not a care in the world. Got my degree and worked full time. Money was never an issue, own outright my own house, car and money in the bank.
Then the stomach issues began. Figured it was just getting older and cant eat specific types of foods. It got worse. Over 12 years and nothing to show for it. I quit everything, between then and now. Honestly the only time I feel okay is when I dont eat for 3 days. I later became anxious about driving but that was well after it began being an issue and had a few close calls.

>born deaf in one ear
>by 11 or 12 was legally deaf
>in HS learned to read lips fairly well but because I was poor as fuck I had to go to regular school and really struggled
>kids would come up to me while smiling and say fucked up shit pretending like there being nice, thinking I didn't know what they were saying.
>by 23 I was what I would consider an expert in reading lips
>was able to attain a shitty law degree from online schooling and passed the bar
>at 26 I was hit by a police car when crossing the street (didn't hear it coming)
>sued the city (lodi)
>lost because I didn't have any type of service enhancer (ear aid, service dog)
>accident left me pretty fucked up
>im legal blind and deaf now
>on the plus side it heightened my hearing an sense of touch.
>So now most nights and days i spend sitting on my city rooftop waiting to fight crime in my red jumpsuit