Faces of Yea Forums thread

It's the streamer Vargskelethor

Yea Forums is full of trap/furry faggots. Idk why I’m here

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no need to use slurs. you're handsome but something about you looks a lil creepy

Oh I see.....so you morphed yourself to look like him?

Eh not everyone us a trap or furry.

You look pretty normal...like I see a bunch of normal people here actually but you're extra normal lol

what up Yea Forumsastards

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I’m depressed and drunk. That may be it

i'm depressed too. i know your pain. feel better, user

for all that is holy: SHAVE and as a girl to fix your eyebrows. Then you will move from 5/10 to 7/10.

Is it really you?

Well not to sound conceited but of course...you think a lot of people who know they're ugly want to post their faces and be made fun of?
It's only expected the ones who are confident in their looks (or those seeking approval) would post.

The ones who look like ogres arent gonna expose themselves

OP here... what do you guys think

Try low carb for a month and get glasses that aren’t O shaped. The low carb will lean your face out. New glasses will freshen you up.

appreciate the tips

no i'm growing a beard.
tis I!

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I feel like I hadent seen you here in a few weeks

Bro there ain’t no beard gunna grow there

At least not now. Maybe in 5 years

It’s fun here

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sorry user, but I am serious, shave. This looks ridiculous. Wait 3 years and try to grow a beard than. You're not there yet.

Nigger

Lmao extra normal is a pretty good way to describe me

Not gonna post a pic but I will cum on my hermit crab while farting.

Is that the best you can do autist

I went on holiday for a bit, now i'm back to work
yeah still can't be arsed shaven it

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Shave

fuck fix you hair. get some hot water on your roots

Imma give some dude advice for your hair. So the right part of the picture (left part for you I guess) I would say have that closer to the top of your head. You see how it looks like you had a bowl Or something on top? If you had a little more on top to comb to the right (your left) it would look better. Then for the side you are combing over to if just say have more water or product to hold it down so it doesn’t look like a small hat head. That make sense?

Bump

Just a bit, but even without the morph, I look like him

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janky

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wow, not really. You just grew your hair out and did the face.

Now post your hermit crab

I think I saw you listed in the sex offender registry for all 50 states.

Been growing em for 2 years now, goal is 7 years.

Wait, there are actually "normal" people here. Dafucc

>take me out tonight

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uh, the crab?

What’s good homies

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Your picture makes me sad.

Not posting my dick here sorry pal.

is this real

How I feels man

No you fucking faggot, why would I want to see your dick. Do you think I'm fucking gay? I want to see the hermit crab you keep as a pet so that I can fucking fart

yes but i'm still sad

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define normal

It's nice to see people :) here's me

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Lmao what.

AAHAHAHAHAAHA

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POST CRAB

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i see you. 1 question, why would u put a pic of chad. makes u look autistic lol.
also i discovered sex is amazing recently but i am still sad because i have yet to fuck a really hot girl. been fucking decently attractive girls but yeah no emotional connection..... dunno if u have a similiar thought process

Really? you seem happy in the photo.

Not you again fuck off to instagram or what ever dark hole you came from you vile cunt

I KNOW THAT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING CRAB REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Don’t call everything they don’t like gay. They don’t call everyone they disagree with faggot or nigger. They aren’t into trap or hentai porn. It’s obvious what normal is to this site

Alright, here is my snake, my ex killed it.

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snake =/= crab

I can't fart to this

Why do you want to fart on crabs?

no no, you cum on the crab

but why though?

i added the chad pic for the meme and quickly removed it, ik the importance of blending in w/ the normies. My experience is kinda the opposite fucked some hotties and thought i needed an emotional connection but met an npc with some crazy girl who i had to block. just give me a hot non npc femanon trad qt gf fuckkkk tinder whores get boring quick, i wish i was still a volcel

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I just gotta

Goofy people know how to hide depression I guess. Honestly I think I look like pretty neutral in this pic

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>23:38:06
Pewdiepie is that you?

>Goofy people know how to hide depression I guess
I think what you meant was 'literally every single person knows how to smile when they are taking a picture of themselves'.

I wasn't sad because I thought you looked sad you faggot.

Nigger alert

LMAO WHAT

If you knew depression you would see it on this man's face. Don't worry dude, it gets better

>not a single crustacean

Why did you even post this?

Why do you want to fucking cum to crabs lmfao?

I bet people try to make plans with you. You sound fun

Terry motherfucken crews

Yeah i have a gf rn. NO label though i dont wanna even risk getting cucked so fuck that. shes everything im looking for, kinda dumb, nice breasts. i stopped fucking other girls after she found out because i dont wanna lose a “good” girl. first kiss, v card and everything. only problem is i have had more attractive girls in the past so i want a hotter gf. everything else is good though so i am w/ her for now. id rather have her over olling the dice every friday night though.

normalfag

yea dont get cuffed, i had a similar situation until i lost all freedom. after i nutted i would be forced to cuddle watching npc movies and wasting all this fucking money. after she told me she loved me within the first week of meeting i blocked her everywhere, kek she signed into my netflix to contact me hahahaha

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>he doesn't want to fart to crabs

I know thats not your fucking snake ! I mean i dont got proof but i know thats not your fuckin snake!

Fine, it's only you faggots anyway.

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Kinda cute

I'm gonna cum on this picture and upload it every day for a month

You a trap by chance?

I expect nothing less from Yea Forums and no i am not a trap just a fag with long hair.

I look young in this photo, ok

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Virgin? Gay?

If there was a hermit crab in this photo I would understand but otherwise I just can't fart to this.

Neither.

Nicee one Elon...Nice one!

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Fuck off you chimpanzee ass nigger

U cute

Joel is that you?

Be mean

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you're all fuck ugly

I bet every boyfriend you've had left you for hotter chicks.

Ive only had one bf
And we are celebrating our 3 year anniversary the 27th

trap

>get rejected by 3/10
>Save her pics and post on Yea Forums

So Chad bro

Im a 3/10
Oof owie
Perhaps

If that's actually you, you know the fucking rules

are you, probably not but you could be, you seem like a cutie traditional white pilled girl

Here
Im not taking the bra of tho

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>on Yea Forums
>has boyfriend
Pick one.

Wow, I'm convinced faggot.

Timestamp nigger

moarrrrrrrrrrr

Definitely a trap

>implies she knows the rules
>doesn't take bra off
>doesn't time stamp
Yah OK sure bud

>Implying im gonna leave my cozy bed just for your stupid rules

>do nurses make that jew money
made me kek

I couldn't if I try. Lifeless eyes, I'm not hammering that last nail into anyone's coffin.

>literally no tits
Trap for sure.

Pack it up folks, nothing to see here.

A pic I took a little bit ago. I've grown out my beard since.

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You "know" the rules.
You chose gtfo

You cute, ignore ill.

5/10

Lifeless eyes are my aesthetic

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Tits w timestamp pls

Is that a "hear-when-you-steal" bell around your neck?

You'd look good with a facial.

i only go on here when i’m sad and tired so idk if i count

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soulless/10

Hairbro here again, to the one fag wanting to nut to my picture, how about now?

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They have that in Alabama, so they can hear when a nigger approaches or is in your house.

I feel unattractive.

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I sense you have a tiny wiener

supreme gentleman/10

You're not that ugly, but that doesn't make your dick bigger

Honest thoughts?

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can i seed you

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yer a wizard harry

timestop or not brandon

post your most treasured family photos too, guys
this one was one of those chilled vibes days, no worries about girls wanted money to buy make up and stilletoes. It was just overall a precious moment of love and fun times forever in my memory

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Huh? My dick is just great

stop posting my images online dude

Everyone has always said I looked like Daniel Radcliffe. I never saw it.

Crystal meth/10
You look like a junky dude

Meh. Looks kinda creepy.

Post dick faggot

tfw weird cheekbones

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It's surprisingly average.

It’s anti sneak because I’m always somewhere I shouldn’t be doing something I shouldn’t be doing

No. Why would I? My dick was never in the picture anyways. I only ever cared about my appearance.

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Thank you

fishing for compliments af

...

Yeah. Just stop taking weird pictures. It’s blatantly obvious by your expression that you’re a sociopath.

fatty potter

issa me

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What's up with your lips? Are they always radiating like that?

You are very attractive

I can sense the autism is trong with this one

go fuck yourself you dipshit

post hermit crabs

Joel what are you doing on Yea Forums? You know better.

>It’s blatantly obvious by your expression that you’re a sociopath.
Kek'd out loud

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Look like a nerd dress like a nerd but an attractive one. Change your hairstyle.

I'm glad you gave me that detail, was thinking like, hey how about his beard now days. Can you use your old picture and paint how your beard is looking right now? Just so we get the beard-thing correct.

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Are you filming a youtube video, sweetheart?

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You're a beautiful boy. I'd eat that ass if it tasted like hermit crab

Sup fags

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here’s one of me spending my first christmas with someone. their whole family brought dogs. same grill as the one with pink headphones above

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Your lips look like herpes uncle tbh worry about those

Thanks. I’m just a very self-negative person. Not negative in general, just tend to hate myself a lot. Don’t even know why but hope to one day feel differently.

Listen here you little shit, I will make all of those who make fun of me and tell me to kms suffer I will send them to God and he will deal with the final judgement. That is my mission.

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nah, just trolling on tinychat

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This guy is not Joel, he just grew his hair out, did the face and warped it in Photoshop. Plus he doesn't own a hermit crab, so you know he's disingenuous to begin with

u-uh junky!
mad that I mog you fags
>sociopath
?

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adorable

Haha, I guess that just comes from my lack of fashion sense. I've had a few friends that have offered to buy me outfits, but I've turned them down. I prefer to stay casual.

i bet you smell of fish and death.

Eww

Nah I’d suck your dick don’t even worry about your looks they’re good

sure thing deadboi, you can't frighten me without the power of crustaceans on your side

What is that fluffy thing on the left? It looks like a schnoekie owo

Nerds can look fine just change your hair man you’d get tons of pussy

Awwww shucks

Rate me Yea Forums its late...

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Your messages are very bad. Joke or not, very lame my guy.

You look like the bottom third of an unpeeled banana. Nice cheekbones you have an e boy face

she’s a shih tzu! her name is cookie and i was the only person she wouldn’t bark at.

i used to be blonde, i miss it but damn did bleaching hurt. it only looks this dry bc i got back from swimming

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You look like you might have weird hobbies but are actually a cool guy once somebody gets to know you

You are actually pretty handsome, i must admit

I dunno. I'm kind of awkward at times and it's hard for me to chat with others I'm not familiar with. Romance of any kind never really been the focus of my life anyway. I've got my friends and family. That's good enough for me.

Your hair looks damaged as fuck

Thanks user

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Need a beard trim, prob a haircut too.

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it's like you want to selfie to be a meme. loosen up, smile more loser

As long as you’re happy keep doing you

Hmm is that a good thing?

it really was, honestly. it’s all back to my natural color, and looks healthier. i miss how blonde looks on me though. if you wanna see the black now scroll up to the pink headphones, that’s me now.

smile more!

You as well. Have a good one.

idrc i can say whatever i want, messages dont matter looks do, take the blackpill newfriend

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do NOT take selfies from that angle, i do not want to see your boogers ever

only if you lack potassium

chads dont smile

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Example of an e boy

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Oh you look cute don’t even worry about the blonde

I’ve some impressive nasal caverns, without a doubt.

nigger nose

Sup faggots.

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Me on the right.

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Fake and gay.

nah just chapped, i think...
why did you make the exposure blinding

e boys paint their nails black and run around with chains and locks around their necks

You look like you fuck niggers

thanks, that means a lot!

The light is so bright it looks like you have no facial features do you think you’re ugly or something

I used to do that in highschool but not now

is the reason your exposure is so high is to cover up the fact you have eye lines?

Easily the most beautiful here

Yh I knew you had one of those faces

hi brandon

quit revolving your life arou d stupid shit
smile more

Me. Pics taken within days of eachother. I really should make an effort to shave and cut my hair more often.

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What’s his full name

Left is on a government Id, too lazy to figure out how to import pics from stupid iphone.

long hair would look fine if you didn’t brush it and took care of your curls. cute boys with curls are my absolute favorite

Gay yes. Fake no.

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I hate my curls.

Im only 20 so maybe ill try it out again. Used to get more girls back then anyways so maybe thats what im missing

hi

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you look like you have two kids and you get people to lower their prices on facebook marketplace

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I agree curly hair on cute boys is a pussy wetter

Fuck it, going to go take a pic and then shave and take another right now.

Fuck off normie

seriously try not brushing them and towel drying gently after showering. you’ll notice a huge difference, it’s crazy. I taught my boyfriend how to take care of curls and now he loves them a lot more.

Girls love that look

Kek

:o)

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yesssssss ur gonna look great

every fucking time

DO IT

It me

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Nice teeth

only the absolute batshit ones though

Haha like you’ll ever know

can i pet your dog

Not all but yes mostly the shit ones

Hmm any tips on what i could wear or do?

What y’all think

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Of course his name is boots

Ah ffs

Fuck whoops

3 am poop reporting in

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if you groom your brows you’ll be a solid 7/10

fatty lol

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Yoooo ive seen you on /soc/ before, post your toes again mate

Hey Yea Forums

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on my fucking way

How the fuck is that fat m8?

Paint your nails again grow your hair a little longer. Not as much jewellery as the modern e boys I think a more minimal approach would suit you better. I think those trousers with a lot of pockets would suit you as well

Be careful he judges though

Hey twink

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Hard pass, I'm totes not metro dude. I'll leave eyebrow grooming for the lady bois

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Well fuck me I guess

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Grooming your eyebrows doesn’t make you a metro

okay stay at a 4 then. there’s a difference between unruly and ungroomed

I can tell you think you’re so peng

unf

Don’t flatter him 3.5

Lol a 4 yeah right

Most of you are hotter than expected gg, bois.

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just look at its face shape fella.
round as a soccer ball. obv 250+ lol.

Fuck it ill go for it

imagine being so insecure as a man that you won’t pluck some hairs because you’re afraid of being “metro”

Nah it’s not that bad I think it’s the beard I agree on a 4

Not much rates on these photos though.

Definitely brain damaged

You look autistic not that that means anything particularly negative

Please don't judge me to harshly. I'm a bit shy but I can be extremely arrogant. I prefer middle eastern men. So white boys please do not comment.

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Why'd you think that

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I regret my decision

aite chief, you're delusional. you defending sum fat thot on a mongolian hieroglyphic board isn't going to get you any pussy. P.S. still fat lmfao. bmi higher than iq etc.

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Long hair only looks okay with the beard, my hair is currently long

Show us!!

Am I ugly

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i don’t think i’m fat, feelsbadman. i’m like 178lbs

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you already posted and got no replies, mayb?

get off my board you dirty fucking chimp

Anyone here from the 626?

Idk that picture is one of them “aye I’m peng stiiiiiiiiiil” pictures

Need more feedback

Nah I just really think you’re brain damaged

>tinychat

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

Let’s have a look

Smile more and maintain the hair with a matte pomade and your looking like 6.5/10

No

they grew back, took fucken ages.
3rd week sober

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The baby face oh god oh fuck. THE JAW LINE OH GOD OH FUCK!

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THE CAMERA QUALITY AND POOR SELFIE SKILLS OH GOD OH FUCK!

First recent photo I could find. I can take one right now if any of you care

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WHY IS MY SKIN SO PINK OH GOD!

You can’t take pictures for shit but I’m not seeing a problem with your face

HoO HooOOo HOO HAAAAA HAAAAAA MAKE ME

Wash your face and pillowslip dude cmon

Well, besides the fact that I am a fatfuck

Ahaha dude i didn't even take the picture just screenshot straight off the camera Cause I know I'd look like shit after

next schoolshooter?

Do I have a feminine face? Girls ain’t swipin right

I rarely experience breakouts or acne, this happens to be like the one week of the year that I have any.

yes you are.

Did you happen to see a joke fly over your head a minute ago?

Some photo and general tips!
For selfies, try not to raise your eyebrows to the point of wrinkles. It makes you look older than you are.

And you should dry your hair before you post!! It looks like you combed it, if you did please don’t because brushing is so bad for curls. Give your whole hair a bit of a ruffle to let the curls reform, then let it air dry. Try to moisturize your skin, it’ll help with the pinkness.

Which one are you..?

But I am a soulless individual, I can only muster the expression of raising my eyebrows.

hey there

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i like your horns

The school shooter

Beard doesn't make up for the lack of hair user. Shave that shit and style it you could get a good thing going though

Or guy with glasses also ok

O nvm the “am I ugly” guy with glasses. Jesus

Wtf you are like 12 yo, what are you doing here nibba

Rate me 1 to 10 lmao

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Can never figure out if you people think you're funny or if you think the fact that people think you're retarded is funny.

Why don’t I get any tinder matches tbh

This is how I look

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Is it too late to glue my beard back on?

kek

ha ha no way

I got way more attention once I grew out my hair. Try it if you haven't

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I can’t. I work in a job that doesn’t permit that for safety reasons

chad, get the nazi haircut tho if this is u

Side note everybody how many tinder matches do you get a week? And no not first week shit I mean a few weeks in.

I tend to get 3-4 a week. no idea how that compares

For real though. I keep trying to get a good photo but the more and more I look at myself the more I look like shit. Someone tell me that this isn't just me.

get better pics brah i used to get 3 a day

Rate me, cum lords. Also no homo.

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i also have instagram attached w/ the gay bio of "don't worry i'm 6'0

eh on a good day it could happen. Not many people within my 20km tho. where you swiping @?

Ah mine just said I eat High Class ass. Bootee.

Yeh a chick mate made mine for me

You looked troubled like you’re dealing with some tough shit. And mildly like brad Pitt in fight club

post pic of tinder

Very round. Not a fan of the beard style tbh

my range is 30 miles and I'm swiping in a rich college town in new england, college makes tinder easier
post pic of tinder, i've spent a solid year on and off of dating apps, im pretty good at it now

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Deleted it since I got in a relationship so found a screenshot that was what I had when deleted.

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>user forgets he’s on Yea Forums

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Can I get a reply????

appalling... show benis brandon

Haven't shaved in a while. Not really a style. the only thing I usually keep is my goatee. I'm kinda going for an Anton LeVey type beard. I'm just not keeping up with the rest of it.

>inb4 edgy retard

But yea, im also gaining weight... I should probably stop eating like a retard.

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I can see where your goatee stops and the scruff begins. Get on that shit user, it looks worse than it needs to.

My dick is great. I can’t get likes on tinder so I’m worried about my face. If tinder was dick pics I’d have no issue.

thought you were gonna be ugly, great genes especially your canthal tilt, def need a haircut with the shaved stache though, you'd get a shit ton more matches, was asian qt gf a meme?

what do you want from a woman?

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To take her out, make her smile, have sex, cuddle, enjoy life.

thats hot

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Tits or gtfo

Na just never actually put effort into Tinder. and Yeh meme girl.

I'll eat your ass with a spoon if you compliment me.

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And that’s genuinely child porn catfished when I was only age 15. Enjoy your ban

wheres the porn?

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Your fingers look brown. bro, if you're gonna pick your ass, wash your hands after.

Also, im a straight dude, but I'd fuck the ever-living FUCK out of you.

I just call it CP cause I was underage

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Heres what I look like RN for what its worth.

Tbh I would enjoy rates

Apologise for shitty low Res

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Ill be real mate being skinny is unattractive as fuck. fucking get some meat on your bones or something

I'm going to use your selfies for Steam avatars on csgo cheating accounts. Hue xd

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buzzpill or nazi cut fam, and shave ur moustache, seriously could be an 8 on the lookism scale, height matters too tho