Do you guys like pregnant chubby girls? Gonna head to bed soon but I don't mind sticking around if I have some company...

How does one timestamp?

I was going to say you look sexy as hell

Thank you, baby. Here's your treat

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Take photo with you holding a piece of paper saying...

Yea Forums and today's date

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Those looks perfect to kiss and squeeze

Oh, duh. Don't know why you want orangutan tits all of a sudden but I am exposing myself to strangers for company so I'm not in any position to judge.

Just take the damn photo of you with a timestamp

I would think orangutan tits would be hairy

soooo fucking sexy.
I like a little chin on the tummy.
And pregnancy is beautiful and sexy. Carrying life and still being seductive.

You don't think they look saggy?

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I think they are perfect

Do you have it out right now?

Yes I do

Am I big enough for you?

You are just right

stop that and timestanp retard

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Call me mommy, baby

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I fucked up

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How much have you gained?

Hell yeah. Nice body

From 160 to 180. I'm legit fishing for compliments.

You look great. Honestly one of the best pregnant women that I've seen.

Cool. When you due?

Got me hard

You single?

Two months. I've been squirting with my orgasms recently and it's very unhelpful

Would suck in those tits!

No, I'm quite married and very happy.

Post more. So i can continue

Honestly they look really damn good

If you're happily married, why are you posting these here?

I feel like I'm the one doing all the work here. Who's gonna help me get off?

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You consider this cheating?

I mean it depends on what u want/ what u wanna see

But wow idk i guess its the size cause this stuffs doing the trick. good job OP

I hate to admit it but I'm going miss my "shota/milf" doujins after baby.

Youre gonna give up on them entirely op. What a damn shame

I'd eat your pussy for you babe

More belly shots please! Maybe one from the side? You look great.

all fours thanks, lets see those udders and belly hang down

My favorite one is about some huge milf that substitutes at a preschool and teaches them sex ed. Obviously it turns sexual and the whole class gangbangs her with their soft, little penises.

I don't know if I'd consider it cheating per se, but I wouldn't be happy about it if it was my wife. It's not very good if your wife has to turn to other men for sexual satisfaction.

Good tastes

He's great in a lot of ways but I have a lot of fetishes. One of them includes public exposure and being watched by strangers.

I'm not an acrobat but I appreciate the vulgarity. Here's your treat, baby

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Was thinking this myself user, thanks for mentioning it to her.

Call me mommy first

man you are gonna fucking love public breastfeeding. I wonder if you're the kind of girl who can cum from it?

thanks, I appreciate it you tubby little whore xx

>thanks, I appreciate it you tubby little whore xx
was meant to be at but either way really

asshole shot.

Don't talk to your mommy like that. And I can't make cummies because they're too sensitive and they hurt

Please, mommy, show me how big your belly is!

You'll get what I give.

Kik me steve89420

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I like pregnant girls, I found this out about ten years ago. You look great!

awww c'mon mommy, you know the less appropriate the language the more you like it.

Thank you, baby. I appreciate it

You sure do know how to push my buttons. More importantly, have you cleaned your little glans today?

yeah, and you're gonna give a pic of your wet asscunt.

Wow, mommy, that's awesome! Can you please give me one from the side to stroke my little cock to?

>We can talk about hentai while y'all jerk off to my tits.
Your top 10 tags?

I'm sending you to your room with no dessert if you keep this up

How does it feel to be pregnant? Is the baby moving a lot?

I tried mommy, but you always tell me I don't do it good enough.

spread for me fucktoy.

Mommy loves incest mostly, as you can see, of the mother/son variety.
1. Incest
2. Rape
3. Egg-laying
4. Beasties
5. Neotare
All my other tags are clothing related

He keeps me up at night, might have ADHD like his pop

Well you made me cum. Thanks OP

You just say that so I use my tongue. Why don't you try being honest and ask politely?

Egg-laying? Could you demonstrate a proper laying position?

Did you clean up?

God if I was in the mood for you I'd have you just to myself and not just on this board. Just you, me, and a stockade

Yeah.. Whoops

Not right now, angel. Daddy is home.

Fuuuuuuuck, I'm gonna cum soon...

Does that mean no more pics?

Mommy wanted to see all the milk you made. Maybe next time

all im hearing is bullshit. where the fuck is my asshole shot?

No more new pics. I stockpiled two or three for my little angel

If you ever do another thread like this mommy then hell yeah definetly

Good boy! Do it for momma

You're gonna make momma cum. The little ones kinda sputter out but you get the honors

Can we see them, mommy?

It's my first time. I know I'm gonna feel guilty after this

mom, will you please help clean me the way I like? pretty please?

Do you have your little sword out?

cock in hand bitch. just waiting for my inspiration. spread open, play with your asshole for me, and then give me my goddamn picture slut.

Of course! Am I stroking it right, mommy?

Awww. Well you did great and i woulnt be the only one wanting to see those gorgeous assets you have on ye. Dirty little mommy

I would love to see more

I wish you'd keep it cleaner so I wouldn't have to help you so much. What's gonna happen when you grow up and move out? Is momma gonna have to follow you around?

You're just gonna cum and go to bed. I don't like selfish boys

I feel like I'm being pulled in so many directions

I'm sure you'll love to come by and meet my roommates, mommy.

Yes, baby. When you're ready aim into mommy's mouth so it doesn't go every where

Man, I hope that I find a girl like you one day. This covers all my kinks...

They're gonna laugh at you when they find out your mom still does your cleaning for you.

Maybe you will find me one day

they'll just wish they were as lucky a boy as I am when they see how good you are at it

Your husbands one lucky guy

Okay! Can you...nngh... post a picture you have while I do it? I wanna see your tummy again.

You gonna stick around?

look, I usually take what I want anyway, and I guarantee you I would hold you down and get an eye full, a mouthful, and you'd get an ass full, but I'm not, so you are going to have to do a little dirty work, so hold yourself open for me, and give me a look at your holes.

Aren't you just full of lip today. Mommy is gonna have to smother you to keep you quiet

Actually feel super guilty thinking about it and even more so considering how wet it gets me.

smother me with what, mommy?

A girl that's not already taken, I mean. No offence.

Of course, angel

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... yup, my dick's out. fap fap fap.

you need your outlets in a relationship same as everyone.

doesn't stop you being a whore but it could be worse.

show me your pregnant pussy, mommy?

I can make an exception. Just don't disappoint me

serious request, can you come back not far from your due date? I would love to see you near bursting

My boobies obviously

Yeah why not.

thanks for being a good mom tonight slut, but daddy still needs to see your holes.

Seeing you like this makes me wanna go at it again

Mngh... Mommy, get your mouth ready! I can feel like I'm going to explode!

I got carried away with these great posters. I actually wanted to make it quick but I was having too much fun. The original topic was hentai so what are your top five tags?

Aim for the back. You always get it in my hair

Maybe after the children fall asleep we can get a different session in. No more pics though cuz "Daddy" is here

I think I'm ready to die mommy. take me.

...

Hmm mine would have to be MindBreak,BigBoobs,Forced,StraightShota,Inflation

I would love to reveal everything right now but I just can't. You are getting me so unrealistically wet

Maybe, it's two months so I might forget. Forgive me if I do

Shit, I wasn't even planning to fap to this, but the roleplay pushed it over the edge. You're not really my type, physically, but 10/10 thread anyway.

thanks for nothing girl. cock was in hand, but I can't go anywhere without an asscunt shot. Sneak to the bathroom and take a quick one. maybe slip a finger in and out a few times.

Shoot, baby! Good boy!

just think of your little boy whenever you get wet and I'm sure it'll jog your memory.

Thanks for the honesty. I read a lot of Literotica. Probably masterbate more that you guys

Eww, but what if that happens? That's so weird to think about. Hopefully it's a girl

>literotica
strange, I had you pegged as an asstr girl with these tastes

Knowing the general population of Yea Forums, I highly, highly doubt that.

I don't wanna disappoint right now. Believe me I want to obey.

asstr?

A what?

then OP just spends a few minutes making sure they can separate fantasy from reality. same as a girl calling me daddy has zero impact on how they feel about their father.

I mean, you are into incest.

Super active and minimal rules /pol/ server, allows Christchurch discussion/media sharing unlike all of the other (cucked) servers:
discord
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Only cuz it takes thirty minutes. The longer I wait the higher the chance of a squirt, and believe me it's harder to clean up than a cumshot

big old edgy erotica site that started in usenet.

zero rules but also no ratings system so you end up reading a lot of garbage

I'm also into insect rape but I don't get a boner when I see a spider

Why the hell do you think you'll get recruits for that from a fap thread?

I fap to everything but I mostly browse nhentai. I like my plot

So squirts are rather a pain to clean. Hmm who would of thought

How do I get rid of that guy?

I'm not speaking for all girls here. I'm just saying that I gotta lay a towel down. Legit thought I pissed myself the first time

I'll have to take your word on that, but the load I just blew is gonna be a massive pain to clean up. It was way bigger than I was expecting...

Can I see it?

Just ignore him,nothing else you can really do.

Haha. Must of been some type of scene

also a good choice. text just works better for me, and as a bonus lets me read it in public without being caught.

I keep seeing this bullshit about wanting to obey, but you don't. you some like a disobedient little fuckhole right now, and I think you should head to bed, play with your soaked holes and fall asleep. Disobedient little bitch, Im pissed enough to beat your little whore ass.

Wrong fetishes, buddy.

Seriously, dude, you are the best. I love your attitude so much. I want you to choke me while you fill me up, baby.

I just wanna suck on those tits while you slowly stroke my cock.

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ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

You might as well just fuck me while we're at it

Do you enjoy being a pervert in public?

I'm gonna imagine all of you doing this exact thing in unison

Id love to fill you up with my warm cum.

yes. dont you?

op left a while ago, didnt she

can't follow one simple instruction. I want my name on your ass slut, I would love to beat you red, teach you to listen, make you fall in line.

Yep. Always wanted to cum from a concealed vibrator or something.

I'm already pregnant so you can use me as much as you want.

If that's what your wet little cunt wants,
i'd be happy to. Instead of cumming for you I'd just cum IN you, then make you clean me up with your tongue before wiping up all the dribbles and feeding them to you.

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wanna pick up a remote controlled vibe and go to the park with me?

Saving all of op's posts so i can relive this moment and cum for mommy whenever i want

Thats an offer id gladly take once i build up more.you already emptied me

When we were young, my brother had an orange that he named Willie. He took it to school and talked to it. For a few days they were inseparable. Friday night, he left Willie in the kitchen. Saturday morning, my mother made fresh OJ for breakfast. My brother came down to eat and asked where Willie was. Mom asked if he meant the orange with an eye patch drawn on it. ''Yes'', he says, ''that one''. Mom described mistaking that orange for one of the others meant for juice. My brother loses it; his best fruit friend has been served to him in a ghoulish twist of irony. He is inconsolable and Mom is perplexed. From that day onward, we referred to orange juice as Willie juice in our household.

OP is out of pictures for now. No one has helped me cum yet so here I am.

Fat girls = usually larger areola.
pregnant girls = usually larger areola
combined = even larger areola.
larger areola = more feminine
its a win win unless you're gay and like guy nipples.

I would love to. I'd take a load in me first and hold it in with a plug

It was a beautiful evening, everything had gone good that day. I was going to go to the store, but then, anon2 appeared infront of me. He said "user-san, I feel so turned on, plz fuk me", user said in his deep, manly voice, "uh-" but before he could respond, anon2 jumped ontop of him, unzipped his pants, and started to give him a handjob. "nuh-" user said. "UUUUUUUUHNGH" said anon2, feeling more turned on. After 5 minutes, user's cock was full erect, 12 inches. "lel" he said as he got intop of me. "Why anon2… Why are you doing dis" I asked. "Bcuz rape" he said. He began to put my whole dick inside his ass, panting. Once he got it in, he moaned then began going up and down. It seemed to go on for a while until he got off. "You're liking dis rite?" he said, trying to sound sexy but failing because hes a nigger. "nugh", he managed to say. "You'll enjoy this even more", he said. "GAHHH!" I said as he began giving me a god-awful bj. After 20 minutes, user eventually came into the air, hitting anon2. As he was cumming, he came to teh realization he just came all over a nigger, jew, and a fag. He commited suicide afterwords. Press F to pay respects.

well, since you are being a disobedient little whore who can't listen, I'm gonna go wake my also pregnant sleeping wife and punish her ass for your fucking failure to follow my instructions. I hope you are happy, she's about to get everything I'd give your insolent little ass.

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed me!

Little Shlomo slowly tries to make his way to his computer. His extreme physical weight makes it much harder for him to navigate properly across the room's floor, littered with empty Mt. Dew bottles and all kinds of various dragon dildos. He seats in his dirty and run-down chair, which groans at the shock of his 200, extremely heavy pounds bearing down on it, and presses the start button on his outdated computer. As his computer boots up with a humming sound, Shlomo picks up a dossier from the trash-littered floor and examines it. It's his trusty old manual made by the JIDF, containing various instructions for debate with anti-Zionists in online forums. He proceeds to open the dossier with his fat, and very smelly hands. One of Shlomo's fat arms accidently knocks down one of his countless empty Vaseline tubes, and underneath exposes an old picture which he had long forgotten. Shlomo was utterly surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Miranda, you dirty Gentile shitze, why wouldn't you love me?" Shlomo whimpers under his heavy breath. Suddenly, all of his repressed and painful memories back from high school return to Shlomo. Being rejected by his love, her filthy goyim friends laughing at him, him starting to cry and running off like so many times before. To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the Gentiles for his own failures. "I don't need this stupid shitze anyway, or any inferior white Gentile cattle girl for that matter," Shlomo bitterly mumbles, filled with his own impotent anger, and proceeds to throw the picture of Miranda into the trash, which is already filled to the brim with used Kleenex tissue papers. Finally logging into his computer, Shlomo is greeted by his wallpaper consisting of a huge black cock. After discovering the Internet, he soon found an outlet for his repressed sexuality, by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach Tyrone about his feelings, just so he could lose his virginity before he turned 25...

If only I could watch. Maybe that could be my punishment?

you are so cute. that sounds perfect.

you can sit there on the park bench, eyes closed as you try desperately to stay still, vibe buzzing away. listening to people jogging past and children playing nearby.

Rip in the chat bois

Khazar Talmudic Jews believe this of all they call goyim/gentiles (any non-jew): Jews = biggest racists of all for which they "jew guilt" you for no less! They're hypocrites known as thieves all thru history or were Argentines in the 1940 under Peron, Spanish inquistion, France (1306), Egypt (despoiled/robbed by jews), Arabs (pre & post 1948), England (1330 Edward longshanks), Romans under titus, Russia pogroms and Germany who got rid of them from their nations nazi german's too? No. Driven into DESERTS ages ago! Don't wonder why after all those exilings above.

Should anyone doubt any of this see Jacob Javits' crony Rosenthal spill the beans on it youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI/ [youtube.com] where he called all Christianity fools for helping Israel and the biggest scam of all time per their beliefs below from their Talmud.

This is the province of the synagogue of Satan (Pharisees whom Jesus Christ himself kicked to the curb out of the temple & they killed him for it. Jeremiah did the same to them also + the Essenes could not stand them either breaking away from the pharisee corruption):

Jew Talmud excerpts (the book that calls Christ's mother a whore & a bastard of a roman soldier):

1. Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal."

2. Abodah Zara 26b: "Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed."

3. Sanhedrin 59a: "A goy (Gentile) who pries into The Law (Talmud) is guilty of death."

4. Yebhamoth 11b: "Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age."

5. Schabouth Hag. 6d: "Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording."

6. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Do not save Goyim in danger of death."

7. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Show no mercy to the Goyim."

Maybe you can leave the remote unattended and some curious boy stumbles across it?

F

/pol/ pls go

>the book that calls Christ's mother a whore & a bastard of a roman soldier
I might start fapping to holy texts now

Shadilay, fellow Kekistanis!

The_Donald mod here. Please make some time to read this (and upvote teehee)

Now that geoflags are done, we'll be sending more of our pedes this way since they don't have to worry about being made fun of because of their country. These racists have to go back! Haha MAGA.

We'll be the ones with the Kekistani flag (BASED) so be on the look out. If you have any questions, let us know. Shadilay! Hail the God King! Pepe protect us!

Sorry, somehow the old thread got deleted.

Hi, i'm The Donald Ambassador, im part of the mod team at T_D. I've done these threads a few times in the past and only had lukewarm success. But i'll give this another try since i'm bored. Im here for several reasons:

-I would like to coordinate memes, and lines of attacks, etc. in our on going war vs. the democrats.

-suggestions on how to improve the look of T_D

-shill strategies

-promote pro trump twitter accounts

-advice on how to conduct successful ops againts other subreddits

Please only post in this thread with one of the above reasons, only trump supporters please.

Wow they just had to ruin this thread smh

that can definitely be arranged.

Mummy your tits are disgusting

Nicee one Elon...Nice one!

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JFC are you pregnant

Boner officially dead, boys. /Pol/ won again. I'm glad I made so many of you cum though. Might be on again sometime this week with more to show than just softcore shit. I love you all

Yes, indeed. Seven months

come back and spread so wide we can almost see the baby peeking out xx