Holy shit I haven't posted on Yea Forums in at least 9 years

Holy shit I haven't posted on Yea Forums in at least 9 years.

I'm playing internet detective and need your help. Some fagtron sent a 14 or 15 year old girl a dick pic and of course she got spooked but something doesn't seem right. The penis itself looks realistic, but look at the surrounding area. Where is the curvature where his ass should be? Why are his legs so perfectly hairless? Where are his gracilis muscles? There should be a bump because that's how muscles work.

Me and the girls are thinking either this is shooped or it's a toy. Like one of those realistic dildos on a platform or something. What do you guys think?

I'll post feet pics if you all want them. No titties though so let's get that put of the way.

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I am a woman of my word so here is the promised yet shitty foot pic

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feet pics then I will give you a definite answer.

holy shit time to get to work

How fast is Yea Forums nowadays anyway?

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Do you want to see my feet in socks or heels?

heels would work.

It looks like a extension shop combined with an angle that makes it look l as larger.

Not sure though, because the skin tone seems to match, but the upper part seems off.

Hold on a sec then bro.

Lmao you autistic mong. He's not spreading his ass or anything you think, that's the upper part of his thighs, rest is covered by black pants. That's why there's no curvature.

Fast depending on the hour and the amount of spammers

>but the upper part seems off.
Right? It seems fake.

Can someone spread their legs real wide and post a dick pic please. I want to see how your ass and thighs look when you do that.

it looks a lot like my dick, except that the hand is too small. I'd say it's shopped, maybe even with one of my old tumblr porn blog pics

BUMP I ALSO DEMAND ANSWERS

exactly this, and the dick is shopped

This

Oh shit maybe that's it.

Okay. Plot twist he’s laying flat and took the picture from the side? The hand/arm covers up where the leg gap would be

whats his profil picture ?

Like what said
It is just a confusing angle however I can reassure you that this pic is nothing new because I have seen it somewhere before but that isnt too good of an answer but this dick is not rather fake but angles make it look super weird and different. There are a couple ways this could of been taken but I can reassure you that this dude isnt some weirdo without muscles where they should be.

Way to ruin it user, now we won't get feet pics you faggot

you funking mongoloid he clearly has black sweatpants on and pulled them down a bit hes under white covers so the light from them made the sweatpants look darker.

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Gimme a few.

gotta find someone to get off to knocking up

No no, here you go. Slutty open toe heels.

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fuck thats what i get for not reading before posting

Quit samefagging

Anyway, thank you based penis wielders. Turns out I'm just retarded but whom here is surprised. Not me that's for sure.

These feet are fucking disgusting
Better you dont post them

Die mad about it nigger

>woman of my word
>woman
fucking harambe had more feminine feet than that shit

Don't listen to this homosexual, keep posting

OP here you are fucking based & redpilled

It's fucking obvious this is a dude.
Probably started hormone treatment last week so "now i'm officially a womyn xd"

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Post tits right now slut

Someone's mad that they got gross ass feet and even footfags wouldn't say good shit about them.

Not gonna lie, that's a damn cute voice for dirty talking

You haven't even seen them when the hairs in my big toes are at their fullest length. I'm one hairy gal.

Checked

That's a big fucking cock
I'm sure any little girl would be happy for her first time to be with that
Not your army

Don't be a fucking narc OP, you cunt..

Post soles?

Nah idc about hair, just the shape of them. Do something with your nails. They look like man feet bro.

Nah brah I just wanted to know if the dick was legit. I don't care about some whiny high school slut.

You sound frustrated, boys not noticing you at school?

They do now since I've check'em.

I'm gonna go whack it to loli now so let's have fun again next time! Thank you guys for helping me in these dire times.

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Looks like he was just fingering himself when the pic was taken OP

Thats one massive boi.