Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Hey Faggots
No U
Faggot
Your girlfriend looks as fake as your story sounds. Also, I wouldn't fuck that plastic cum pocket with your dick let alone mine
here, we have newfags who haven't seen this copypasta being posted before.
Everybody get in here. It's 2010 again!
lol
I/we know what it is. We're just that bored if Yea Forums's useless shitposting that it has somehow become fun to just reply to this shit
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Yeah you're right. Let's all reply to another cuck, cock rate, wwyd, local sluts, dubs get, political bait or edgelord thread that has taken over Yea Forums
Twas a simpler time
You look like if Jersey Shore and Detroit had a love child and then stuffed it with Justin Timberlake and plastic
Do you know that reverse image search exists you baiting degenerate
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated scribe of my bootcamp in the Marine corps, and I've been involved in numerous shitter scrubs on fecal matter, and I have over 300 confirmed shit streak cleans. I am trained in swab warfare and I'm the top swabber in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another urine stain. I will wipe your ass the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lance corporals across the barracks and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that cleans out the pathetic little thing you call your laundry. You're fucking clean, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can clean your room in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed window cleaning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps supply and I will use it to its full extent to clean your miserable room off the face of this barracks, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will wash all over you and you will bathe in it. You're fucking clean,
Lol. I'm an ex army ranger, degree in microbiology, make six figures a year, and can bench over 250lbs multiple times. If you don't believe me, feel free to check my post history where I have to other people that wouldn't stfu about it and called me a liar. Soooo.... No? I think your projecting. I'm guessing you're young, probably fat AF, and still love with your parents. Or, just your slut of a mother because your dad was smart enough to run the fuck away. If you had a real dad in your life, you wouldn't be such a disrespectful little shit. Like I tell everyone else who tried to be an online tough guy. I'll tell you the town I live in over a PM and we can hang out sometime... Hope you aren't a guy who ever gets married, has kids, get divorced, and then have everything, including the kids you help raise taken away. When that does happen to you, since most marriages don't work out, and divorce are initiated 80℅ by the wife. When you come here looking for legal advice or needing help because the family court treats you like garbage for having a dick, I for one, will simply say, told you say. Then, probably laugh a little at you. Take care bud.
I don't need your shit today John
everyone's the fucking same on this planet your all fucking retarded , screw everyone on earth i hope you all catch Ebola, and screw you OP
F
You just called yourself a retard
Massive bait. Posted over 100 times.
this guy is a gay pornstar, change my mind
Hey Faggots,
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. You girls have never been attracted to me. I'm the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen. I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution I am going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up, blonde slut I see inside there.
I will take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true alpha male (Got a BMW for my birthday; Shit was SO cash). You are animals, and I will slaughter you like animals. I'll be a god, exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it, and you do deserve it. If I had it in my power, I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of skulls and rivers of blood, and rightfully so. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
You don’t have a post history here you redditfag.
That's what you think
MOAR!!!
classic copy pasta
I was there that night, I took pic related. AMA
Did he died?