I am God

I am God.

So.. whatever.

Ask me shit I care about with my spacetime lattice stretching consciousness.

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Wize he sitting their. He' (shocking noise)z just standing their. Look why. Just staring at me.

where did i leave my phone i cant find it

2D girls or 3D girls?

is there a scenario in which jet fuel can actually melt steel beams?

Yes there is, it is called nuclear fission.
Virtual reality upgrade coming soon.
It is not in your car, isn't it?

I am god fuck that OP queer ASK me

i don't know im just god, maybe in your couch cushions

27 dimensional megagirls

yes if the jets are of a different design and run on a more volatile that can scientifically melt steel beams

how do i shot web?

why don't you wear the tshirt she bought you

god would know i already am. whomp whomp

how do I make my dick smaller

Kindergarten

on top of the fridge.

I need positive change. What should I do to find it?

Circumcision
Do not care about anything.

*crickets*

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The fuck is your problem?

Holy hell!

Your truculence doesn't surprise me.

If you aren't taking any medication, I may suggest some drug use.

>truculence
its a perfectly cromulent word

>cromulent
stay zealously angry faggot.