Because I feel like such a monster breeder today,
Why not another dick rate bread?
Because I feel like such a monster breeder today
ugly, cut and dry as a bone, poor you
You're just jealous of my monster balls, wombs growl as they wait for my powerful seedhammer.
small nuts
Impossible my balls can fill at least 3 wombs in one load.
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checkin' my own dubs for monster balls
Pretty big, your body looks like a deflated bag of mayo tho
Thanks for the r8
Women have been known to moan as they pass me on the sidewalk.
Handbreeder is just another meme in memehell now...
Wow what a powerful male mating unit. How much would you charge for a vial of your cum so I can impregnate my wife with it and make breeder babies?
OP is a larping faggot, obsessive over my cock
wow what a dick 10/10
Why thank you, yeah op is a weirdo obsessive about my cock
10/10
fuck that op he's just jealous keep posting here
Check em, and wow. Thanks, I appreciate fans. Yeah idk dudes weird as hell, obsessive over my dick. Even more than myself keks
this dude's a Yea Forums meme already
If I had a cock like that I'd be showing it off a lot
9.5/10
It's funny because he started it and now its your thread and the people love your cock
In his defense I'm a little obsessed with you dick as well. It's obsession-worthy
It’s like my fan group just ended up taking his thread over, fuckin keks. This is honestly hilarious. Thanks anons keks
De nada, mi amigo mas machismo
Please don't ever stop posting. I show my gf your pics before we have sex and she gets so wet
Post pics of her, she probably wants monster to get her pregnant
Soo...he was behind that?
I have a folder of big dicks she likes to go through before we have sex, and yours are her favorites
Fuckin nice
I showed my friends my dick and they thought it was funny, the head is so big it makes my shaft look small. What does /b think?
Honestly i can only rate that thing a 6 it's long but that's all you got going for you and OP seems to have the personality of a wet paper towel
It's funny
Hello
Alpha! Finally some good angles on those studmaking balls
This taint, my nose was made for it. Snff...snfff...snff....
Couldn't take more than a minute of that till I'd have to try sniffing lower.
My monster breeders
exactly it's an average cock but this guy has some heavy ego issues and who knows what else
still would suck, lovely balls, thats simple
Why dont your balls sag like normal balls, lack of testosterone? They look small and shriveled maybe a deformity? Definitely check with your doctor
some girl is gonna treasure that mushroom homie! fear not!
Who would suck this?
o/
This thread made me laugh a lot
he hits the nail on the head, that dick seems to be the only thing you have in this world
Ugly, fat, mayonnaise
>pic related
>literally you
I see this fucking dudes dick more than my own at this point.
is this whole thread just one dude talking to himself? I'm high af and those some weird ass balls. in any case lol
Aw lawd he comin’
Love those balls
yes and he does that each and every thread while also flooding it with his pics that no one asked for
Here goes nothing
I want a head like yours
Can i see it soft?
I love your belly button
Butthole?
Rate
I'd huff it. Ever have your ass eaten?
Gabby is meant to breed with this cock
rate my downward angle
Fuck yes, I need to pump triplets into her fertile womb
Imagine being this lonely fucking loser with an average cock posting it every day pretending to be a monster lol
My wife never returns the favor. I wish i could find a man
shave that disgusting nipple hair
Someone needs to send her that cock. We all want to see it happen.
9 rate mine
Fuck yes, would love to know Gabby’s reaction to it
This is my reaction to your dick
She would drool
Lol. Thin and spindly.
Her womb would rumble, she wouldn’t be able to resist. She’d want to get pregnant at the sight of it, her primal instinct as a woman taking over
Youre the most pathetic Person on b. Posting you 5/10 dick in b the WHOLE FUCKING DAY. get a job u fucking loser
As you can see if you paid attention to thread someone was being a larping faggot and it greatly backfired on that user