Because I feel like such a monster breeder today

Because I feel like such a monster breeder today,
Why not another dick rate bread?

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ugly, cut and dry as a bone, poor you

You're just jealous of my monster balls, wombs growl as they wait for my powerful seedhammer.

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small nuts

Impossible my balls can fill at least 3 wombs in one load.

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checkin' my own dubs for monster balls

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Pretty big, your body looks like a deflated bag of mayo tho

Thanks for the r8

Women have been known to moan as they pass me on the sidewalk.

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Handbreeder is just another meme in memehell now...

Wow what a powerful male mating unit. How much would you charge for a vial of your cum so I can impregnate my wife with it and make breeder babies?

OP is a larping faggot, obsessive over my cock

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wow what a dick 10/10

Why thank you, yeah op is a weirdo obsessive about my cock

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10/10

fuck that op he's just jealous keep posting here

Check em, and wow. Thanks, I appreciate fans. Yeah idk dudes weird as hell, obsessive over my dick. Even more than myself keks

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this dude's a Yea Forums meme already

If I had a cock like that I'd be showing it off a lot

9.5/10

It's funny because he started it and now its your thread and the people love your cock

In his defense I'm a little obsessed with you dick as well. It's obsession-worthy

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It’s like my fan group just ended up taking his thread over, fuckin keks. This is honestly hilarious. Thanks anons keks

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De nada, mi amigo mas machismo

Please don't ever stop posting. I show my gf your pics before we have sex and she gets so wet

Post pics of her, she probably wants monster to get her pregnant

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Soo...he was behind that?

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I have a folder of big dicks she likes to go through before we have sex, and yours are her favorites

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Fuckin nice

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I showed my friends my dick and they thought it was funny, the head is so big it makes my shaft look small. What does /b think?

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Honestly i can only rate that thing a 6 it's long but that's all you got going for you and OP seems to have the personality of a wet paper towel

It's funny

Hello

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Alpha! Finally some good angles on those studmaking balls

This taint, my nose was made for it. Snff...snfff...snff....

Couldn't take more than a minute of that till I'd have to try sniffing lower.

My monster breeders

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exactly it's an average cock but this guy has some heavy ego issues and who knows what else

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still would suck, lovely balls, thats simple

Why dont your balls sag like normal balls, lack of testosterone? They look small and shriveled maybe a deformity? Definitely check with your doctor

some girl is gonna treasure that mushroom homie! fear not!

Who would suck this?

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o/

This thread made me laugh a lot

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he hits the nail on the head, that dick seems to be the only thing you have in this world

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Ugly, fat, mayonnaise
>pic related
>literally you

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I see this fucking dudes dick more than my own at this point.

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is this whole thread just one dude talking to himself? I'm high af and those some weird ass balls. in any case lol

Aw lawd he comin’

Love those balls

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yes and he does that each and every thread while also flooding it with his pics that no one asked for

Here goes nothing

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I want a head like yours

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Can i see it soft?

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I love your belly button

Butthole?

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Rate

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I'd huff it. Ever have your ass eaten?

Gabby is meant to breed with this cock

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rate my downward angle

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Fuck yes, I need to pump triplets into her fertile womb

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Imagine being this lonely fucking loser with an average cock posting it every day pretending to be a monster lol

My wife never returns the favor. I wish i could find a man

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shave that disgusting nipple hair

Someone needs to send her that cock. We all want to see it happen.

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9 rate mine

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Fuck yes, would love to know Gabby’s reaction to it

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This is my reaction to your dick

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She would drool

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Lol. Thin and spindly.

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Her womb would rumble, she wouldn’t be able to resist. She’d want to get pregnant at the sight of it, her primal instinct as a woman taking over

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Youre the most pathetic Person on b. Posting you 5/10 dick in b the WHOLE FUCKING DAY. get a job u fucking loser

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As you can see if you paid attention to thread someone was being a larping faggot and it greatly backfired on that user