celeb thread - medium lood edition
Celeb thread - medium lood edition
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Quick new thread, I like it!
Nice dubs Babsanon! Maybe you could pass the time by playing tic tac toe with sticks to draw in the dirt or something
Messaged you on disc nbvg
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alright satan, we'll play tic tac toe, devlish trips command it -_-
I was just trying to be helpful with a suggestion, if you have a better idea I'm sure Lily would love to hear it!
I think you have me mistaken for someone else
pls no T n T
Sorry I was lying down. I'd like to see the sequel if you're still here. :3
henlo again (again (again))
Behold!
I prefer high lood.
God, I'm so fucking pent up. I can't wait to get home and pump my cock to some beautiful women and shoot a thick load all over myself.
Enjoy yourself. Who you gonna go for?
Idk, looking at her has my mind all hazy and makes me unable to come up with anything reasonable, her dress looks really thin though. I'd love to keep her warm :)
I'd never, I enjoy beeing here for you anons way too much.
>Be me.
>Trying to devise a sleep schedule to account for the fact that I work nights on weekdays and days on weekends.
>Lying in bed trying to work it all out.
>Get on computer and type it out.
>It's literally 3 hours of sleep each exactly 12 hours apart.
>Now I can sleep at the same times no matter when I have to work.
I'm a fucking GENIUS.
OH NO NO NO NO!
This is a big step backwards.
A) Dresses are better.
2) Her hair is wavy and luxurious like in the other pic.
3) Softer shade of lipstick.
4) Better makeup.
5) Matching heels.
I'm gonna have to pretend I didn't see this.
; n ;
It's still Lily Collins' birthday and you still have to say nice things about her
Just back for a bite to eat
And it only took what, 7 months? Truly I am on another level of intelligence.
So smart in fact that I forget my picture.
:3
what tickles your fancy foodwise?
there isn't a word good enough to properly describe the beauty she radiates in that lovely red dress
Lol where's that Selena Gomez album art people seem to love that
and in a way you all are here for me aswell, even if it is just one part of me that gets most out of it :3
Anyone want to help me cum?
I'm sure she'd appreciate you keeping her warm very much! Also I think I've run out of traditional hoops
Sequels are never as good as the original!! They are only tied together by filename! Also your sleep schedule reminds me of the uberman cycle or whatever it's called lol
It's also the one year anniversary of the Pope firing all of Chile's bishops for covering up child abuse.
I could fuck you in the ass until you squirt your worthless sissy load
anything thats quick to make, I'm hardly a foodie
I really wanted Captain marvel to be good. I didn't have the highest of hopes, but sure I wanted it. It wasn't good. I went into it with high hopes but low expectations and I was still disappointed.
O 3 O
That's where I got the idea from, and also because that's what Dadfu does. It's more efficient to sleep in two shorter periods than it is to sleep in one big one anyways, more REM sleep.
t. Scientist.
And TBF it's practically impossible to top my favorite Lily set (the dress one) so really it's not that bad. ^ u ^
>expecting anything good from a marvel movie
you played yourself
hoo boy, do I have a game for you.
Not really, I'm a turbo nerd and have loved a few and at least liked all of them so far.
There it is lmaoo
that's ok, it's the thought that counts
Maybe I should try something like that, I've been feeling short on REM sleep lately...
>blessed be the royal rack
That's what I think when someone faps when they shouldn't be.
>Congrats, you played with yourself. >:c
DUH!
a shame, you see there is so much fun you can have with good food that is often simple to make
I love eating/drinking the good stuff
I haven't decided yet, I just know it's gonna feel fucking amazing
I don't think I have seen that set of her yet.
Seeing her like that makes Mr. Banana very happy.
Hhhnnggg
She'd probably love for you to hold her like that, pinning her arms against her chest as she shivers in the soft chilly breeze... And that's almost exactly how I imagine she smells, only with a distinct vanilla aroma on top
You should definitely try! The hard part is going to be having to adjust to it at the beginning like I'm having to do right now. I'M TIRED AS SHIT
I'm just posting any pic of her I can find, but I don't think you'll mind this set.
Wow
Stroking
>someone
would kiss that tummy
How long should the break in between be? And two four hour periods I assume?
>tfw no Karlie gf
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IDK BB, I'm literally just trying it out right now, I've not tried it for a single day.
Strangely enough the two sleep isn't in here, but I think 8 hours would be excessive. I sleep 6 hours already in one big sleep, two is even more efficient so I should be more well rested.
>be you
>on vacation in las vegas
>suffering from a minor bout of IBS
>loose your shirt at the black jack table
>get it back at the all you can eat rib buffet
>HIT ME
>realize you fucked up
>rush back to your hotel room
>swing the bathroom door open in a panic
>see this
WAT DO
How rude. How terrible, indeed.
fuck
I do love vanilla, it's so varied and complex when it is natural (you hit exactly the right spot). I'd just soak and bask in her presence. Feeling that warmth radiating back from her body and the the goosebumps under my fingertips ... I'd be in heaven. Ofc I'd not let her know that taking all that in threatens to overwhelm me. I just hope she can't feel how hard and fast my heart is pounding in my chest.
Oh, I definitely do not mind. It's angelic
Damn that’s a nice load
>not a celeb
I've read that before electricity people used to wake up in the middle of the night every night and have a smoke and stuff. That's the kind of schedule I'd like, maybe sleep 3 hours be up for 2 or something and then sleep 3 more, something like that
I think it'd be hard not for her notice, but she'd probably find it cute and just quietly enjoy the rhythm of your chest.(The next image I'm going to post is the last non-traditional hoop I have but I've renamed it in your honour!)
I once helped out in a command post, 8h shifts constantly rotating for 2 weeks. You'd never sleep at the same time you slept the day before. t'was really weird and exhausting.
I think bd's idea of trying 3h every 12 might be a solid try.
:^]
STOP letting your dreams be dreams.
I think so, I know what I'm doing trust me.
>me on your left
Please someone post Olsen leaks
I'm cum
Cosplayer lady may not count, but surely HRH counts?
I don't think my schedule would allow me to do what Beady's trying to
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and the step gets taken tonight!
More plz
the family that shoots smack together, stays together
hnnnngg
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR!
the troublemaker
(oh my, you renamed a pic for me, you make me blush)
The time would probably go by at blazing speed for me. I'd probably be super exhausted once the tow-truck actually arrives. And very sad that our time so close together is about to end.
(also this turned out way more wholesome than I originally expected, I like it :3 )
such a yummy bum
trips! yeah, doing something like that isn't possible for everybody
but any sleep schedule is better than none I guess
Pretty good reaction images
When that Manchester couple invited the Queen to their wedding as a laugh, but HRH decided to go anyway.
I guess I have to up my game
Even after the tow truck arrives, maybe she'll let you hold her in the backseat as he drives you two back to town, even though it's plenty warm inside the truck.
Thank you for believing in me Beady!
I dont often fap to babs but...
Gonna cum
Wow
Fuck yes Jojo
Yummy
Aw fuck yes
Classy slut always gets me stroking
Instant erection, everytime
imagine how comfy that dick would feel
oh my, having her fall asleep in my arms would melt me inside. I know myself, I'd be way too excited with protector instinct in full overdrive ... I couldn't sleep even if I tried when holding such a delicate lovely girl.
...
Imagine her softly snoring into your arm, a little bit of her drool onto your sweater, as the uneven road gently rocks the both of you
I'm about to blow
on a candle?
Let it blow, let it blo
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it blow, let it blow
Turn away and slam the door
LET IT BLOWWWWW
imagine her wearing those shoes at a 90 degree angle
mmmmmmmmm...
lovley, please share more user
comfy sweater :3
I'd gently pet her a bit and keep her from slipping into an uncomfortable position. Not hiding that I try to take in as much as I can of her intoxicating scent.
user you are giving me weird feelings for lily *-*
Soo...nice one Elon.
excellent!
incoming
dont get cheeky with me m8
I fuckin came a ton
thanks for sharing
It's not weird, it's only natural... Maybe as you get closer to town she wakes up, and there's a nice song playing on the radio, and she quietly sings along as she clutches your arm firmly, as if she'd never let you go. You start singing along too, and while neither of you will say so, you both consider it your 'song'.
What song's playing Babsanon?
oh THAT'S what you meant
Rather watch her turn 360° and walk away
Mah dick
am I supposed to believe she can read?
memories of you by the ink spots *blushes*
I'd probably have a hard time hitting the high notes and she'd find it funny that somebody with such a deep voice actually tries.
Seeing her smile at that would make me blush so hard and I'd just go a bit deeper overall.
fug
I must go, my people need me
Fucking hot
cu later friend
Her back vibrating against you as she giggles, turning her head to watch, enjoying your attempts to sing along. The tow truck passes the sign telling you you're entering town and she snuggles up to you even tighter, humming the song even though it ended a few minutes ago.
pull down pants
sit in lap
shit
yes, much in the same way we are to believe that youre not gay
It's nice sharing a bday with an angel
why would you believe that
(you are killing me with cuteness right now, I hope you know that)
I would use my arm around her to pull her closer aswell, leaning my head against hers. I'd listen her humming and join in with humming along after a short while while we watch the sun set right in the alley we are driving along.
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