Loli voice request thread!

I really don't know what to say >< I don't want to make it awkward by saying something stupid tbh...

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"Cruspy, please play minecraft with me, please, man..."

youre a legend

"sometimes you just gotta dab away the crippling depression"

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This is actually really fun, I'm saving it myself ^-^

"Cause you got that
I like you cause you got that something
that I need in my life so give it to me"

some reference:
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I-I-Im honored...

"dabbity dabbity doo, dabbity into the room"

All I've ever hoped for. Thank you

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"Mozambique Here"

I would kill to hear you say that

I-I-Im honored....

"Hey guys Hankvenom here"

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Could you please say
"Remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie"
please?

Yknow I'll actually just send this to my friend who lost his dog lmfao

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>mfw no Ricardo

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Thanks OP.
Here's your ricardo

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Kiwis

i’d like to fuck w my younger brother pls lmao :
“listen william, maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on your dick”

It really do be like that sometimes anone

tyvm ;333

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You're absolutely amazing

Thancc

Oh also, OP, your voice is amazing, you should consider making a fiverr or something, people would pay for that

Fuck dude this is actually legendary

Will do OP

Can you sing the whole song of
Take Me Home, Country Roads?

Please, do this one, in a sad loli voice if possible. You may cut the part after "weird with my cats" if it's too long.

"i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible."

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love it.

OP PLEASE LMFAOOO

Thanks, I am actually considering that, but there are so many much better actual female voice in there so I don't see that working too well.

thancc

LMFAOOO THANK U OP

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“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds“
Please would be so cute

OP you are a legend, godspeed

"SMILE SWEET SADISTIC SISTER SURPRISE! SERVICE"

“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.”

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fite me.

Please say

" Adam is a filthy hook nosed jew. "

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Little stutter if its too bad ill remake it

Holy fucking shit

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

YOU'RE A GOD OP

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O.o

"Fan Courier consists of a bunch of lazy ass nibbers."

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You mixed it up but I repaired it anone ^-^

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plzzzzz
This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates the memory. Fuck all of you."

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I love saying jew because it sounds like choo~

thanks always wondered what a loli Oppenheimer would sound like.

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Fucking kek it's perfect mate, cheers

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florian come and play dota

To live without Hope is to Cease to live.

holy shit :3
thx

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This would be good
Any part would do

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I pimped it up so it's less puss puss

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I'll go with the 'why did you leave me' one

I always seemed to enjoy everything that hurt. The desire to inflict pain, that is all that is uppermost rest in peace Albert Fish.

ty mate

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8/8

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say "the jury of the city of Chicagroove, Cool County, Illinoise has ruled that you're an uncool cat AND a square"

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

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GUILTY! >:(

Love isn't actually a feeling at all--it's an illness, a certain condition of body and soul.... Usually it takes possession of someone without his permission, all of a sudden, against his will--just like cholera or a fever.

say "Dr Dick is the greatest song ever made and also the greatest man ever made"

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god i need to save these this is gold

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upto 0:28 will do

Wow thanks anone! ^^

Could you say "Lucy is a plum rawr xd" for me

Just say "Stop it Onii-Chan"! and that would make my day.

hey,can you say this?

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Anyone want a mega link with all the recordings so far?

I'll post it after my garb internet uploads it all

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

Hey, can you say "hey Benjamin, watch JoJo, you lazy fuck, sincerely, Oliver, uwu" would appreciate it uwu

yeah that would be real coool

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Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

sure that would be great

I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.

mega nz/#F!hcsCFCrZ

then the key is

W90FbM8KsdDIGYTbhLz2aw

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Definitely

dude no

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Awe :(

thank youuuu and nice digits

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Literally any sentence from this original peice of literature

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Thank you lol

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

say "marxsman is a big gay"

OP has been at this for > 1 hour you god

This is beautiful! Bump

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Please read

"I don't want you to cum Blake. Nope, Blakey isn't allowed to cum at all."

Tell anonymous dnd requesterfag that i failed to deliver this and that I'm deeply sorry.

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>:(

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Thank you OP, the "nya" at the end was beautiful

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Went until I stuttered.

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.

FuckYou

Oh, FuckYou leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough.

Oh yea? I'll kick your ass!

Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?

Yeah, no problem buddy!

You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.

Yeah, smart ass.

I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.

turgenev quote from a loli weird world

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My thread sometimes go up to 3 hours mate

thanks,now i can insult my friend with loli

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wait what

Hey boios!
I think I can't actually keep going with the thread anymore, so in case I don't come back in 15 minutes, thanks ya'll for comin' and keep up that YEE (and I can't stress this enough) HAW!

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TY

You've absolutely made my day. T.T

thanks this was great

the one good thread in a sea of shit.

jesus fuck

"Hm. Hm. Okay." With notable pauses in between.

Ay mate, could you say " Listen here firewolf, If you won't cum, I will make you come, two"
Thanks either way

can you do an evil laugh

FUCK NIGGERS

Can you say "I require immediate cock and ball torture" Thx

could you say: "Lucas stop drinking so much Monster it's going to kill you!" ~please?

"Poke, poke. It's so squishy"

"9/11 was an inside job"

Fucking died on this topkek

"Aquatic is my daddy"

"Isaac Nya~ watch Jojo you little hentai UwU. This message is brought to you by Christchurch mosque praise Allah" Do this, please.

Di "Brian, dame un abrazo"

xyaro/doggo, is that you?

Soo...nice one Elon.

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