Today is the day. Tied myself a nice sheet noose...

Every an hero thread I see has drastically different replies even ones up around the same time. I wonder what the equation for such variance is

Okay, whatever. Just let this thread die.

Make sure the knot sits behind your ear or the blood wont be cut off to your brain and you'll choke to death slowly.

Tire your legs out thoroughly beforehand with squats or wall sits - That way when your survival instinct kicks in you wont be able to undo what you've started.

Tie your hands or put them in the front pockets of your tightest jeans - same basic reasoning as above.

Personally I would advise against hanging as a means of suicide - Go for something less traumatic and struggle inducing. I recommend a large amount of liquor, sleeping pills, a hot bath and a sharp razor.

God bless, user. I hope you reconsider; The world needs more determined folk like you.

like this user said, why not consider another method?
or reconsider offing yourself altogether.
I saw a post once about a guy who said he realized that once he had the though to kill himself, he rebooted his whole life and just did absolutely whatever he wanted. Traveled, drugs, women, he lived life with a new lease. Forgetting about all the things that caused him suffering.
Seek out a different purpose, and if you realize all that other stuff isnt cutting it for you, then go ahead and do what you think is best.
All the best, OP.

What bothers me the most about this is who the fuck writes the number one as a triangle? A FUCKING TRIANGLE! I can also see you put the day before the month so it proves that you Eurofags are retards.

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Don’t do it. Go for a walk outside. Go pet some dogs at a shelter. That shit will make you feel better. I know it’s tough to do anything when you are depressed, but if you do something to help someone else, you’ll feel much better. Literally anything to help another person. If you are too fucked to leave the house, google uplifting stories and read some. Some children’s hospitals have pages where you can buy capes for kids with cancer. If you do any of these things you’ll start to feel better. Keep doing it. Go volunteer at an old folks home - those poor bastards have no one to talk to and many of them are awesome.

You clearly have nothing to lose, so why not delay it a little and go out on a high note. Go to a country with liberal drug and hooker laws and fuck you brains out in ecstasy for a couple weeks before you go. If you’re going to kill yourself anyway, leave with some debt and enjoy yourself. Germany and Switzerland have some all you can eat, drink, and fuck brothels. Go there and have a good time.

Noose is fucking lame and gay. Why not spend your last savings to get some hard drugs? You'll have so much fun tripping you won't even regret dying afterwards.

Jesus, stop doing that. Stop trying to talk me out of it. I'm fucking empty and I just want to break free of this emptiness. Took many different antidepressants and not one helped. You people with purpose just don't get it.

hey my man, you have dubs which is an omen to stay around

Antidepressants don’t do shit compared to exercise and having some type of purpose. Go fuck some whores and get high in a different country. If life still blows, at least you’ve confirmed it’s not gonna improve. If you don’t have any money or credit, get one of those shitty high interest cards that will approve anyone and then start your trip. Who gives a shit about debt if you’re going out.

Antidepressants are a false hope big pharma pushes to make you more fucked up and take your money as well. If you based your hope on some gay pills you seriously need to consider at least taking out whomever has been "helping" you with that bullshit by scamming you at the weakest phase of your life.

And double dubs there.

The fact you're even asking about this instead of doing it tells me you don't really want to die.
Consider the infinite possibilities of life - you could meet your dream girl tomorrow morning or win the fucking lottery!

Why take yourself out of this game when you have so much time left on the clock? You can be a winner nigger but not if you're dead!

My friend who is a fairly attractive girl said if you're from Australia or NZ she will fuck you if you don't do it. You in?

If today was the day you would have done it not post here. Better luck tomorrow

>Took many different antidepressants

That could be your problem right there. Mind altering substances are mind altering substances whether a man in a white coat sold them to you or fucking dingus at the club.

Cut that shit out then see how you feel.

Google club globe in Zurich. I’ve been there. The girls on the website are real. You can go there and fuck them. Book a flight and have a good time.

I can't do this right now because my landlady is at home and I'm waiting for her to go to work.

it's important to make sure your suicide note is written in such a way that everybody feels like your death is some how their fault

Stop being such a kid and go live your fucking life, stop having pitty of yourself, get up and do something useful of your existance, mother fucker.

That's not going to work doofus, use a shoelace or your belt.
or just don't kill yourself but don't try and fail, that would just be embarrassing

Worked perfectly when I tightened it without the knot to check. I tried with belt before but it was fail.

fuck hanging, do train instead

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You want her to find your bloated fucking corpse? Eyes red and bulging out of your head? Tear marks at your throat from where you changed your mind 30 seconds in? You want your mother to see you that way in the morgue? Fuck no!

Fuck suicide, user. It's a pussy way out that puts all the sorrow of your life onto those who care about you most.

They will see YOUR death as THEIR failure and never recover, don't be that cunt, user.

Doesn't matter how do you commit suicide, you will always be a loser. There is a lot of crippled ppl out there that would give everything to have a chance of living a good life and you have this chance, throwing it in the toilet. Go do something useful! If you are fat, go to a gym! If you don't have a girlfriend, boyfriend or friends, maybe you should get out of your fucking house and meet people. Stop having pitty of yourself.

If you are drinking while taking antidepressants, stop. Drinking more than offsets anything the drugs do.

I was so fucking close to killing myslelf before, but instead i got help from friends and family and im glad i didnt, just speak to someone u feel comfortavle with, u dont uabe to end it all

There is no pussy way out. You eventually die and I'm just doing it on my terms. My corpse won't be bloated because she will find me two or three hours later. It only takes several minuted to kill the brain by cutting off blood flow to your brain.

I jumped off a hotel roof in high school. Didn’t work - regretted it as soon as I started falling - broke a bunch of shit and had everyone walking on eggshells around me for a decade after. You can’t just stay in the same place and expect something to change. Go do something different- get around some normal people. If you stay in a hostel - even in your own city, you’ll be around a bunch of young people that aren’t psychos and you’ll start to feel better. If you volunteer somewhere, even if you hate volunteering, you’ll meet other kind people who can help you get your shit together.

Okay fine I can't argue your logic to the corpse situation.

But on a personal, spiritual note. I believe very strongly that the last few moments of existence on this earth are stretched out by the drugs in your brain reacting to your imminent death. Stretched out by a factor probably hard to believe (If you have ever done acid, DMT or other potent psychedelics you already know that's possible).

I believe this purely physical reaction explains after-life mythology - If you judge yourself evil you will torment yourself for "eternity" inside your own head . If you judge yourself morally upright you reward yourself with a paradise of good memories inside your own mind to enjoy for your dying moments and obviously suicide is a confession of self-loathing so you know where you're headed.

DO NOT subject yourself to the closest thing to hell that, in experiential terms, is fucking REAL willingly you moron.

Do drugs and sex. Live your life and when the cops come shoot yo self.

I don't feel the need for kindness. I wanted to stay here for the only person I've ever felt something to. She loved me but she's decided to stay with her abusive husband because she loves him too, so there's really nothing I can do.

Op what kind of shit do you enjoy? Treat your life like you were diagnosed with something fatal with a few months to live. Go do whatever you enjoy for a little while before you end it.

What a pussy way to kill yourself user. If you're gonna do it at least do it by fighting off the Invaders first

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Of course it's a woman. Fuck.

A woman is the worst goddamn thing to kill yourself over. If she’s an idiot who wants an abusive relationship, she’s not worth your time. Do something to take your mind off of her.

I enjoy feeling something.

Of course. She's the only person I feel like I don't lack anything. Without her I'm empty. I feel nothing.

fuck all you anons we should help op achieve his successfully an hero. I support op in the bathroom.

This.
You realise those fucking reptiles get off on the idea of a man killing themselves for them?
It's baked right into romantic tragedy since forever. Don't give the cunt the satisfaction, user.

This is the Yea Forums I know.

Lol fucking noob

goodbye my friend. Do not forget to watch "enter the void - gaspar noe" before killing yourself.

This guy gets it. If you want to die why not go out attempting something kickass or just join the military and go out kicking someone else's ass

What makes you feel something besides this woman?

Sooo what happens to OP

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If you fuck up youll become disabled. Dont so it. Id give you a hug

make sure the room is properly locked off, this way paramedics won't be able to rescue you without having to first break open the door, also, fair warning, the carbon dioxide building up in your blood is going to hurt like hell if you only suffocate yourself

He’s right - she’ll get to milk all the attention off of you killing yourself.

Read the redpill stuff about scarcity. Most redpill stuff is nuts, but this false notion of scarcity is something that happens to a lot of men. There are literally millions of women that you’d enjoy.

Are you here OP? You want someone to talk to?

I'm a NEET so I have all day.

Nothing else. I tried to kill myself when I was 11. I swallowed all the pills I could find, and there were a lot of them. A few handful. Most of them expired. But I was too stupid and took all of them (some of them were activated carbon pills which probably saved my life). I didn't puke, I didn't get to hospital. No one ever knew. But I was shaking for the next two weeks and it was fucking freezing everywhere.

Yeah sure right user. I'm 100% sure you'll do it & not post the same shit later today/tomorrow

So how is cry for help round two going for you so far?
Are you dead yet? Or starting to think maybe some cunt meat isn't worth your entire life's work and all the potential work you have in front of you?

Kill yourself already and stream it

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Just killing time before I have the opportunity to kill myself in three hours.

You sound young and are romanticizing this woman. The older you get, the more you’ll realize how many women you can be happy with. None of them are that special. Statistically, what are the chances that you happened to meet and date the only woman that could possibly make you happy in the whole world?

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If you kill yourself over a woman, she’ll just bring her new dude to your funeral.

>she’ll just bring her new dude to your funeral.
It's an odd sort of pain that keeps you alive

Oooooof FUCKING THIS OP

Slim, but she's the one. I don't feel anything for anyone else. Not even for my family.

and shell regret the shit she did to op

This

Pics or it didn’t happen

If these ugly shits can find an attractive woman, I’m sure you can find another.

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She will never know. I don't want her to know.

No she won’t. She’ll convert it IG and FB likes.

No she won't it will give her a fucking rush.

>"Because of MEEEE?! Wow he really MUST have LOVED me. I must be SOOOOO SPECIAL to be worth a man's whole life! I mean look how sad his family is, he did that for MEEE."

Disgusting cunts.

It's not about finding an attractive girl. It's about how I am able to feel something with her. I've been with girls. Now it's only her, I'm not interested in other girls anymore.

Don't hang yourself. Pay respects to our kiwi and shoot up a mosque.

Please don't do this.

Where do you live, OP?

Keep calling the cops anonymously on the shitbag husband and telling them he’s abusing her if it’s true. Then email everyone at the other dude’s office and tell them he’s a domestic abuser. She’ll drop his ass when he doesn’t have any money.

Listen to this song while you die, it's a good one. I'm going to listen to it if I decide to hero
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You can also trap him with a hooker and have her take pics.

Love is fucking gay. Don't kill yourself over some pointless fucking emotions.

This couldn't possibly work

Don't do it user tomorrow is an other day with new prospects.
Go suck a dick idk

Kushner’s old man did it: nytimes.com/2004/08/19/nyregion/major-donor-admits-hiring-prostitute-to-smear-witness.html

Trips for not shooting anyone except perhaps yourself.

FB filename?

Giv your organs to transplantation! That would help a few people to survive don't be that selfish!

This OP
Don't listen to this fag

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Then fuck this bastard take him with you make the one person you love live a better life.

Lmao you’re such a little bitch. “Poor me! I’m empty! You don’t understand!” You fucking bitch, go in the woods and do it pussy. At least your family and friends won’t be traumatized for life. Fuck you kid.

Get help OP, or Livestream it

It requires the husband to be enough of a fag to fall for it

don't do it.

you are loved.

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He's enough of a fag to beat his wife, just sayin'

DOAFLIP!

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He doesn't. It's mental abuse.

Hey OP as you have plenty of time to kill why not green text your story as that may also helps us understand you and it can help you clear your mind

I was in a mental health facility after I over dosed on roxicet and I got an old guy as a roommate, he had been living in the woods by a farm. He tried hanging himself with a bed sheet and when put his weight onto the sheet it started slipping off over his head and made a sort of chin strap kind of thing. It left him hanging, still alive and he was too fat to pull himself up to get his head out of it. So he hung there for three days until farmer saw him with he was discing the field. The funny part was he found out he was 3 inches taller when he was admitted to the hospital from stretching his spine

Get a P.I. to follow him around and figure out his schedule and his preferred type of woman. Hire an escort to meet up with him at a predictable point on his schedule. If he’s a dumb enough fuck to beat his wife, he’s likely dumb enough to think a random woman would be into him and want to fuck him. Have the escort wear a wedding ring as well so it looks like she is also taking a risk by fucking him.

Fuck you if you are OP.
Mental abuse? Seriously?
Like he gaslights her? Or intimidates her? Or moves her shoes when she's not looking? What?

I'm less and less interested in your continued survival, user.
Spill the whole story.

This is semi-well thought out but assumes OP has money, connections and isn't a pussy bitch, which the nature of this thread seems to contradict.

OP ever watched Grand Torino if not you should absolutely go for it in your last three hours.
Then afterwards think about your desition you can be a hero in your last seconds leave the world a better place. If you hang yourself you will be considered as a weak pussy, and then think about what walt did. Do what you hav got to do I wish you all the best

Don't do it user

>Tied myself a nice sheet noose.
let's see ya get your head through it

Dont do it. A very permanent solution to temporary problems. Man up and talk to someone, start working out, smoke weed whatever it takes to make it another day or two.

True. Here’s a cheap/pussy friendly version. Catfish the husband via email/text using random google voice number with local area code. Get his info from pipl.com if you don’t have it already. Pretend to live down the street from him or work in the same building for more credibility. Get him to trade pics using random hottie from here. Anonymously contact the wife as a concerned friend/neighbor saying you saw some woman matching her description at the house with him. Keep leaking damaging info to her bit by bit - photos and messages from him. Spray women’s perfume on his shit - get his clothes from the dry cleaner and put lipstick/perfume on them. If he leaves his car unlocked throw incriminating shit in it like condom wrappers or a woman’s earring. Get a motel room receipt from a nearby motel and stick it in between the mail in the mailbox. Send messages to his phone at odd hours of night. Create a tinder or okcupid profile with his photo, but try to obscure his face a bit so he looks like he’s trying to hide his identity a bit, but so the wife still recognizes him.

not everyone wants you to do it, man

>Smoke weed
This is terrible advice for avoiding suicidal introspection. If you want to kill yourself but don't have the balls just smoke weed for a few weeks straight.