celeb thread - slow lood edition
Celeb thread - slow lood edition
Nathaniel Hughes
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Brody Moore
that's worrying I should do something about that, I think
Nicholas Torres
something is afoot
Lincoln Nelson
It's Lily Collins' birthday today
Say something nice about her!
Dominic Sanchez
something nice about her!
David Rodriguez
To the robot who turned 90 days into 15 years of exploration:
You were, and are, the Opportunity of a lifetime.
Rest well, rover. Your mission is complete.
(2004-2019)
Hudson Williams
wat?
she's a lovely pretty lady with a beautiful body
she looks fun
Cooper Flores
was just testing things
I think the connection error is only when I try to post webms
Aaron Evans
dubs!
for me it's when I try to post something with a too large filesize
Elijah Hughes
I'm too tired to lewd though :/
She was the one that made me create a new folder for the first time after a very long time
Colton Howard
Kevin Williams
i love alice's tig ol bitties
Anthony Lewis
who is this
Landon Hall
Olivia Taylor Dudley
Jace Robinson
apparently a girl named Alice.
i know a guy who likes her tig ol bitties
Levi James
What guy doesn't like her big tiddies?
Robert Reed
>Olivia Taylor Dudley
gods work user
Tyler Evans
Seeing way too much of her lately.
Michael James
thanks, but no need friend
I am suddenly feeling very wholesome again
Benjamin Collins
how odd
Ryder Phillips
Jonathan James
I'm sensing some funny business went down...
Isaac Jenkins
sometimes it's just weird like that
Ryan Gutierrez
Jayden Foster
Nathaniel Foster
Isaac Smith
Lucas Williams
listen, those tits are pinnacle.
Evan Stewart
More of this cute ass
Anthony Morgan
Tyler Jackson
I would Meika let me beat me up
Cooper Roberts
:o
Connor Moore
>chilling on the beach
>she give you that look
Dunno if spaghetti or no
Brayden Smith
she doesn't give you that look without reason, user
Isaac Thompson
>yep, cooking Spaghetti tonight
Zachary Perez
Back home, feels good bros. (U u U)
>Normal fap:
>Blow load.
>Close 300 tabs.
>TayTay fap.
>Blow load.
>Close 1 tab.
=^ -------- ^= Can't explain that.
Eli Clark
Its called being a faggot
Jack Nguyen
Me neither :3
Ethan Ramirez
babs likes it when her boys cook spaghetti for her
wb friend
David Morales
Does Tayter need help?! I happen to know a celeb who's an EXPERT on makin' sketti!! Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ
Ethan Gray
:p
Jordan Green
Ethan Young
It's calling your mother.
:3 It's just there in the air.
fuk u u son of basterd bich
Caleb Russell
Seems too fine to be real.
I happen to be a spaghetti expert too, let's make some together :3
Tyler Gray
(ﾉ´ ヮ ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER POT!
Leo Baker
Kevin Jenkins
:(
tay so elegant while using those chopsticks
(jk, I think it's super cute :3 )
Grayson Johnson
she making babs hungry, das her hungry face
Jace Rogers
I've got so many big pots!
>but no lids
>fml
Asher Powell
Back to playing drums I go :3
Robert Taylor
TFW no smiling Elle with her tiddies out.
Of course I'm kidding. c:
Samuel Kelly
I don't think Babs' hunger is for burgers...
Aaron Brooks
Jace Wilson
autism
Nathan Reyes
I'll be back in a bit
thanks for paying us a quick visit tayfriend :)
Dominic Smith
Jaxon Thompson
Austin Kelly
My fuck buddy
Jordan Perry
She is your fuck buddy?
Nathan Hall
Kek I wish
Connor Barnes
Tyler Martinez
I don‘t get it
Jace Turner
Easton Young
Jose Howard
She's a celeb. I was just larping
Adrian Gray
Hunter Myers
truly a sloooow edition
Ian Sanchez
Easton Bennett
Austin Powell
Henry Perry
lovely kissable dove lips
Tyler Barnes
Leave my Dove alone
Grayson Parker
nobody is going to hurt lovely dovey
Asher Jackson
CAW CAW CAW
Alexander Sanders
Liam Evans
>ywn be balls deep in her butt blowing everything out of your balls while you smell that pit stink
Why, God...why?
Brayden Allen
I want it all
Henry Sanders
I probably enjoy my thots as much as the next guy, but meg never did anything for me :(
Blake Gutierrez
Could that be because you have the testosterone levels of a Japense school girl?
Angel Turner
Oh yeah it's my dick get a measuring stick. What? 12 inches of wood.
Connor Perez
Colton Hernandez
>he doesn't know babsanon
Keeek
Grayson Peterson
Stop talking to me
Samuel Torres
Perspective matters.
Jayden Wood
FYI
Elizabeth Debicki - 1.90 m
Dave Bautista - 1.98 m
Matthew Watson
Charles Brooks
Samuel Martinez
Applying you wouldn't fuck
Thomas Collins
I have to admit, that's one of the better ones I've seen. Maybe you are right and I do have the testosterone level of a little sissy trap, but that doesn't change the fact that she isn't tickling my fancy in general and I prefer actual cumdumpsters not fatty excuses attemting to leech money from nerds with their substandard bodies.
somebody seems to :o
Joseph Evans
Kevin Perez
Aiden Howard
Why have you changed, Chaddy? :(
Asher Kelly
Fuckable doesnt mean attractive.
Id fuck plenty of ugly chicks, my dick dont make them pretty.
Matthew Flores
Carson Bennett
>Id fuck plenty of ugly chicks
ew
William Rogers
Those hard nips and dirty socks...hhhnngggg!
Dominic Taylor
go in here
Jeremiah Lewis
Carson King
a lovely fuckdoll
Aaron Hill
Butterface ugly or ugly ugly?
Ethan Scott
oh, and don't get me started on her face
Austin Walker
Jaxson Gray
Since I probably couldnt hit that unless I raped, I hope I can convince her for at least a dutch rudder.
Dylan Hughes
???
Brandon White
I wouldn't call her ugly, she's pretty attractive actually, just not amazing
Alexander Baker
How much booze is involved?
Carter Torres
fuck
Tyler Martinez
They probably smelled their best here.
Ian Wilson
What's a dutch rudder?
I rarely see you talk and especially not lewd talk to anyone. I'm starting to worry
And I don't mean that in a 'boohoo he doesn't talk to me' way. I mean in general
Over the last few months you pretty much changed so much
I just hope you are alright and that nothing is bothering you
We all change, yes, but I am still the same perv from 5 years ago
Cameron Jackson
Isaiah Clark
dis gon b good
Austin Martinez
Oooooooops
Anthony Davis
Its when you grab your dick, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Like imagine I am grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm . . . Now work it. Work my arm, up and down. See that? Its like somebody else is jerking you off
Dominic Powell
That's... pretty boring, isn't it?
Jordan Kelly
This is still my fav to fap to tbh...
Robert Gutierrez
you might have noticed this leaves an arm free for both parties, so you can return the favour
The joke is that it is not gay, because he's not literally jerking you off
Owen Bailey
Its a compromise when you get shot down. Its not so bad, beats nothing.
Easton Smith
kek
Benjamin Reyes
Still don't like you talking to me
I'd rather jerk off just looking at her tbh
Samuel Wright
Pic forgotten
Jaxon Allen
i wouldnt pull out of that
Julian Price
Ian Wood
is this db or is there another reason?
Jonathan Hughes
Isaiah Lopez
Ah the Double Dutch Rudder, which I grab my dick, she fingers herself, she works my arm, I work hers. Same time! Same time. It's like jerkin' off together. She is workin' it, and I'm lovin' it. It feels good, sir . .
Brody Ross
better
Charles Hughes
Just shut it man. It's what you said now deal with it
Thomas Wilson
Or you could hold hands! Wouldn't that be sweet.
Nolan James
Every day we stray further from the Lord.
GET HIM
James Thomas
I didn't realise you were db, had I known I wouldn't have approached.
Don't worry I still don't have any interest in interacting with you again, but for some reason you seem really salty.
You should get that looked at, high salt levels aren't healthy.
holding hands while doing that? oh my O.O
I do not understand
Parker Wright
Hypocrite
Caleb Roberts
James Morris
Kayden Walker
You see the thing about me is, I'm a dumbass 90% of the time every time, so if you see me say something that doesn't make sense, it's because I'm being a dumbass.
Why is he so mad at you tho?
Daniel Davis
Henry Reed
Evan Thomas
Connor Martin
Hunter Morales
>not a celeb
Juan Reed
Yeah...or arm wrestle.
Ryan Baker
Because he blocked me cause I sperged out one single time for the same reason to what he did with me
While I talk to the user I was mad at, he still wants to be a child
Evan Edwards
Austin Smith
Joseph Brooks
Name?
Grayson Sullivan
He'll be missing you in a few days and begging for you to take him back! ^ - ~
(I think, maybe.) < __
Colton Price
Jose Wright
No because he is a manchild, but wants to blame it on others while being the biggest jerk of all :)
I messaged you a while back on disc btw cause you weren't here
Oliver Kelly
i love emma so much. Can't even jerk off to her anymore. I just want to worship her as the goddess she is
Liam Long
Das a sexy Nigri
Ryan Mitchell
dubs!
I'll give you a short rundown of what happened.
Funny that he should call me hypocrite though, you'll see why.
While making first contact with a now mutual friend, this friend revealed an information about me that he had from db.
db snapped at said person not beeing able to keep his mouth shut despite db beeing the one spilling the secret in the first place.
I told db to apologise in a what I considered teasing and playful manner. I guess that's when db started to panic and attacked our mutual friend in a most distasteful way.
The things he said and did during that time led me to believe that he isn't the person I came to like and enjoy, wich he is just proving again by beeing salty and I asked him to stop talking to me. I am very disappointed in him.
I didn't block him and told him this was for emergencies only not to further resolve the situation. Wich he tried.
He forced my hand, not that there would have been any difference. I'm not going to talk to him again. Ever.
Jaxon Jackson
>cept she is
Wyatt Sullivan
Hmmmm...who think was him...?!
Andrew Barnes
no one cares, drop it already, just post pictures
Jeremiah Adams
>reading what babsanon just wrote
sounds like you are the one with the double standard fagfu
Robert Morgan
Well you may have noticed I sperged out as well and deleted my account again lmao. or maybe you didn't notice.
I like this pic way more Ah I see, classic drama. Time will heal it tho. :3
Thomas James
Justin Baker
I'm not the one constantly crying about or starting it again *shrugs*
However I'm not getting tired to end it every time.
I don't think so, friend
Adrian Williams
Sebastian Bell
Nah I need to do groceries
Not really, otherwise MJ wouldn't talk to me but hey, suck him off while you are at it :)
>threatens someone to not lewd with them again
>says it's against your manner to threaten people
Hypocriiiite
Oh it didn't say message not delivered so I assumed you had some other troubles
Cameron Edwards
She has many good ones.
Sebastian Reed
Hudson Harris
But hey, the dozen other anons that forget dumb stuff after one day are all in the wrong
Delusional af
Cy@
Oliver Anderson
>I'm not the one constantly crying
True cause you don't care about people
Jace Evans
Asher Wilson
; _____________ ;
Oh, I have plenty of troubles, but most of them have nothing to do with Discord lmao ;3
... for you...
Aiden Nguyen
Nathan Gomez
name?
Austin Watson
Oh my...
Xavier Clark
Jeremiah Anderson
So wait dovebro can not keep a secret? He tells other anons?
Nathaniel Garcia
great, now everyone knows about my sissy fantasies
Alexander Anderson
I was still playing a character then and that was part of it, silly
did you seriously think I'd actually never lewd with you again for beeing needlessly angry at someone? Also I think I said it was for the rest of the week or something I can't remember and don't really care.
Don't you think it's hypocritical to babble out my secret and then beeing mad at someone for actually telling me my own secret back?
Stop beeing delusional FFS.
If you want more drama find another story to milk. I'm done.
stop samefagging db, it's painfully obvious
at least I pretend to care and don't attack my friends for nothing
Nolan Sullivan
silly me, forgot pic again
Aiden Morgan
the other user if I got that right
Gabriel Diaz
db can't
about the other user I'm not so sure, it wasn't even that big of a secret and telling me my own stuff back isn't really revealing it now, is it?
Ethan Taylor
D I C K
Jose Harris
if she screamed that at me, I couldn't deny her
Adrian Nelson
Hello everyone!!
Nathaniel Hall
Oh dear
Jacob Peterson
What did db do to the other user that was so distasteful?
Tyler Ramirez
See what happens when I leave you alone??
abandon hope all ye who enter here
Jeremiah Cox
>threatens someone to not lewd with them again
THIS is what all this drama is about? Jesus fucking christ, y'all need a gf asap
Joseph Young
herro
Isaiah Hughes
TFW I should be asleep but I don't wanna.
Jessica is an even bigger thot than Meg and takes even more money from nerds, is that not a problem with her or something?!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Juan James
oh dear indeed
I am sorry you had to witness this
nice very hoops though
*feels like a dog that was caught destroying the furniture when his owners come home*
I don't think that's public business
Chase Miller
That's not a problem, that's fucking hot
Andrew Martin
nothing bad now that they talk again
Jaxson Evans
Abandoning hope will be the last thing I ever do
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Ryder Rogers
I was just saying silly stuff because I don't like the way she looks like. I do like nigri, she makes my pp hard. Face is still a matter of debate though, not as bad as meg IMO
Luis Hall
Just trying to get a general sense of what he did. Unless he just released user real name and possibly pics. He seemed like a chill user.
Juan Bailey
the damage control is real
Chase Hughes
It's ok, I didn't read much of it, just enough to know there's some heavy tension in here
Charles Reyes
Blake Reed
It's also less about what he did, just that it revealed his real character to me and I didn't like what I saw.
I think we had enough drama for several threads, let it rest friend.
I thought we were done with this, tbph.
Y-you aren't posting those intentionally, a-are you?
Benjamin Russell
Matthew Russell
Sorry whenever someone comments on part of a picture I follow up with more, just a habit
Eli Parker
that's a habbit I could get used to, qt
especially with lilly
Jacob Robinson
ogod, I fatfingered lily :(
Julian Peterson
>Lily.
>Two L's.
Into the gulag.
Gavin Lewis
Luke Cooper
It can be hard when the detail I'm looking for in my thumbnails is so tiny though
Adam Lewis
time to commit sudoku
Aaron Reed
Beady want to see the sequel to your favourite Lily?
Levi Lopez
Saying I samefag is the easy way, isn't it? Just as the 'I was just pretending'. Classic
If someone tells me to not tell anything I don't. Unlike Ems or MJ I never leaked private stuff. Am I mad at them? No, at least not longer than a day. But yeah I am the hypocrite, sure
Sorry that I don't like losing friends and try to avoid it
Not even pointing fingers at anyone. But hey, you do you
Also Chad I tagged you in something earlier cause I worry about you
Caleb Jones
I understand the pain and appreciate the work anons like you put in their posting, to cater to my weird fetish(es). I think it's super cute.
>dat filename
And I doubt there'd be difficulty in finding something, completely wholesome of course. :o
Charles Bailey
Lincoln Bell
Just trying to get a general sense of what he did. Unless he just released user real name and possibly pics. He seemed like a chill user.
Isaiah Cruz
I did not do that and never will
Elijah Bailey
You are her agent. Shut up, no one's buying it.
Leo Wilson
David Long
Luis Allen
...
Liam Bennett
bump