Would you guys recommend watching lesbian porn for tips on how to eat / finger a woman?

get a gf, experiment, talk with her about what she likes and doesnt like. remember boys your worst day at the range is your best day on the field

Eating pussy is unironically homosexual

Lesbian porn is made for men. No shit, lesbians watch mostly gay male porn.

I've helped 3 lesbian couples conceive my kids. If you want to learn how to really fuck, find a girl, when you get intimate make it clear you find nothing about her repulsive or taboo.. Gently ask for feedback if she goes silent. Learn to read little cues, like her lower abs tensing, and especially watch for "fleeing" behavior due to an hypersensitive clit or genitals.

Here's the thing: No 2 women are exactly alike, some will want you chewing on their clit and inner lips, others go ballistic in chain exploding orgasms from gentle brushes from your tongue and fingers..

Each girl/women has their sensitivity and patterns. The fun part is figuring it out and getting her so lost in sexual frenzy she rips off the condom or refuses to let you put it on as she's babbling about having your babies.

There's no one and done lesson. There's an advance cheat, but I'm sure as hell ain't giving to these nerds. Hint: It's something only some ranchers would even know about.

Found the incel kid.

Found the pussy eating cuck. How do other guys' dicks taste?

Your idea makes sense. I mean, no one knows what you like more then you. So it'd make sense to ask a woman about what other women generally like. Of course what 1 woman likes wont be the same as the rest but its a damn good start

Tastes like your mum's cunt, funny enough.

Eating pussy in porn is typically a meme. Just sticking your tongue out and licking it doesn't feel good. Typically can't really see what the person is doing when they are going down on a girl.

Sounds about right honestly

Aww, is the little horny incel boy mad?

You're gonna end up being a faggot with the fat nerds. You're probably already aware of your homosexuality hence your bullshit attitude and punk ass stance about oral sex on females.

You'll be sucking more of other guys cum than I ever will.

Such a sad little faggot.

If you don't eat pussy, you shouldn't expect to get blown. Also have fun being cucked by a guy willing to pleasure your girl.

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What kind of a troglodyte eats pussy? If you’re not sticking your dick in one of her holes then you may as well have a pussy yourself.

how newfag are you, and the 30 other newfag cunts in this thread?
literally just watch this.
youporn.com/watch/200577/pussy-eating-lesson/

kek nice forced relationship you will get

>thinking females are worth more than a quick fuck
>a paragraph
Yeah, I'm the fag

ITT: incels cringe each other

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If you try just going straight in there and fingering her that ain’t gonna work. You gotta try slowly and very gently caressing the clit first and work up slowly. Insertion comes a lot later and that’s not even straight in/out but more of a curving of your fingers back towards you to hit a spot that only your dick would from behind; kinda like doing a “come here” motion with your fingers. Which is an accidental pun also

Wow, a brit faggot at that.

Enjoy getting gangraped when the shitskins make you a bacha bazi bitch.

Pathetic. Nobody in the UK deserves any respect, just an island of cucks and faggots.

I mean ya I like them, I think worth more than a quick fuck

I feel bad for you

i thank you so much for this

Why? Is hard for me to find emotional connection so when I do its nice.

NEVER take advice from a woman.
PRO TIP!

Ask her to douche

Grandma ma agrees!

New fetish?

CUCK! How Virgin R U?

That statement is enough, but the fact you think a woman won't fuck over a guy like you

going to happen anyway

Chomp another Tide pod, precious snowflake.

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No, read a blog post about it. Some dukes know how to compensate for lack of cock and they tend to be able to write long ass blog posts due to their fingers being used to the strain.

No, because it's porn. They aren't doing what feels good, they are doing what looks good on camera.

I know this sounds crazy, but if you're ever in a position where a grill is gonna let you put your mouth on her crotch and you're not sure what to do, just ask her what she likes.

My gf likes a finger on the peehole while getting eaten out, she tried to return the favour on my dickhole and it was meh

No, because lesbian porn is filmed for men.