Pros and cons of visiting an escort?

It's shitty sex for the most part. I mean, it's better than no sex in many cases, but it's still not great sex. I've fucked plenty of hookers. I can dump greentexts of some of them that I've written.

Please do, was looking at a GFE if that's even slightly more personal?

Exactly. Go fuck an escort then go out to party. Youve already gotten laid and if you wanted more you now have the confidence to go get it.

fuck, actually a good idea tbh

Just think about all the dicks that have been inside of the escort. Lets say shes been an escort for 2 years, thats probably at least 7 dicks a week. Thats over 700 dicks in just the last 2 years alone.

GFE means she'll kiss and cuddle with you. It's OK if she's good at acting, otherwise it just feels like bad acting. Anyway, on with the greentexts. Where to start...
>be me, walking home from work
>see hot japanese girl standing on street
>yep, she's working, and I can cum in her mouth
>when she opens her mouth she speaks with thick aussie accent
>sounds like a skank from manly
>she pulls the upsell on me, but I pay up
>let's do some 69 - she has great dick-sucking skills
>she's got a totally smooth, milky white japanese pussy
>total JAV-quality pussy
>finger her like crazy while she sucks my dick
>four fingers in, stretching her out
>silent duck manoeuvre, try to get whole hand in for fisting
>won't go in, dammit - having big hands sucks sometimes
>ah well, still pretty good
>stretching out that japanese pussy while she sucks me
>cum in her mouth, she goes and spits in the bin
>asks if I want to have sex, don't really feel up for it
>she gives me a competent massage and chats
>she's from yawata, but moved to aus with parents when young
>seems disappointed that I'm not fucking her
>enjoy massage for the rest of the time, it's relaxing
>as leaving, she wants to kiss, I try to avoid it
>she still manages to land one on my lips
>so much for hookers not kissing customers

Yeah, had a hooker pressuring me to fuck her when and kiss mouth-to-mouth.

>be me
>frustrating day at work, stayed back late
>a relaxing massage might help
>go to massage shop I haven't tried before
>room is small and smells dodgy
>young, hot massage girl, so it's all good
>say "yes" when she asks if I've been here before
>pretty decent massage
>inevitably gets to "the flip" and she brings up extras
>"can I play with your pussy?"
>"sorry, I'm on my period"
>look disappointed and let down
>"how about I give you a blowjob instead?"
>alright, this is OK
>pay the agreed tip
>she sucks my dick
>feels good, man
>cum in her mouth
>she swallows and giggles
>wags her finger at me in a scolding way while smiling

>go to shitty strip club that has no cover charge
>no liquor license so have to drink Cooper's Extra Light
>shitty pissweak non-alcoholic beer
>watch the strippers do their thing
>skinny, petite, black Californian hooker sits next to me
>starts talking, I'm not interested
>give her shit and make bad jokes to try and make her go away
>she laughs and tells me I'm funny
>so much for that plan
>eventually convinces me to come upstairs for a blowjob
>pay the money, go upstairs
>she's actually pretty hot and has a nice little pussy
>ask her if niggers really have huge dicks
>she says some of them do
>says she finds working with really huge dicks uncomfortable
>ask her why she has a nice little pussy
>say if nigger dicks are huge, nigger pussy should be big/loose to match
>she laughs and tells me I'm funny again
>is it impossible to offend this nigger?
>let's get on with the job
>she sucks my dick while I finger her pussy
>she's pretty tight, and rocks her hips getting into it
>seems to actually enjoy it at least a bit
>tells me to keep the fingers I've had in her pussy away from face
>hates smelling her own pussy
>cum in her mouth
>she spits in the bin

>be me, in hong kong for business
>take a look around wan chai at night
>"velvet curtain" clubs everywhere
>staffed by filipinas on entertainment visas
>go into wildcats and sit down with four girls
>overpriced beer for me
>even more overpriced lady drinks for them
>hear their sob stories
>no money and no work in philippines
>come to hong kong to try and make cash
>supply of bargirls far exceeds demand
>lucky to get one customer in two weeks
>not really making much money
>one hasn't fucked in HK or fucked for money yet
>calls herself a "hong kong virgin"
>got a daughter back in philippines though
>want to take two of them back to hotel
>they talk me up to taking all four
>get substantial bulk discount over individual price
>they change into something less slutty
>taxi back to hotel, take them up to my room
>they're impressed, especially by the view
>(happy valley racecourse just across the road)
>they take selfies in room they can't afford
>I shower, they shower, they see me at full attention
>one of the more experienced ones: "Wow! Is that fake?"
>me: "No, it's real. Why?"
>her: "Because I've never seen an Indian with a huge dick before!"
>fuck you, I want to believe I have a merely average dick
>they all suck my dick, feels good man
>fuck three of them one after the other
>have to change condoms in between
>why do asian girls insist on changing condom?
>would be better if I could freely switch back and forth
>they're OK but not really into it
>want to fuck the "hong kong virgin"
>she doesn't want to
>her friends talk to her in filipino
>they convince her to do it
>fuck her for a while, best pussy of the group
>back to blowjobs
>joke about their dick-sucking skills
>tell one of them that another one sucks better
>she apologises and puts in more effort
>cum in former "hong kong virgin's" mouth
>she swallows
>they dress and leave to go back to their bar

>be me, in HK for business
>frustrating day at office
>drink large amount of beer after work
>walking down lockhart rd on way back to hotel
>"velvet curtain" clubs everywhere
>all staffed with filipinas on entertainment visas
>see chubby filipina standing outside crazy horse
>ugly like most filipinas but hitting it might make me feel better
>chat, talk prices, tries to talk me into taking her friend too
>friend is younger, taller, slimmer and prettier
>really not interested in friend though
>convinces me to do the double by promising lesbian show
>negotiate bulk discount over individual price for double
>pay tip for old chinese woman running bar
>walk to dodgy short-term hotel on Lockhard Rd with girls
>on the way the prettier one gives me a bit of background
>I'm her first customer, she's been losing money
>not a virgin, but never fucked for money or in HK
>"hong kong virgin" they call it
>if no customers she'll lose money on her work trip
>typical story, far more supply than demand
>get to short-term hotel, pay fee
>I shower, they shower
>it's clear they have no clue how to do a lesbian show
>so we have to skip out on the whole reason for the double
>both suck my dick, feels pretty good
>fuck the "hong kong virgin", she goes OK
>change condoms to fuck the chubby one
>why Asian girls always insist on changing condoms?
>fuck her right in the pussy
>she's really not into it, not even pretending
>obvious she just wants me to cum and get it over
>beer kicks in, her attitude definitely isn't helping
>start to soften a bit
>pull out and make her suck me hard again
>she clearly doesn't enjoy tasting her pussy on the condom
>go back to fucking her pussy
>start to soften, make her suck it again, back to pussy
>repeat a few times
>get sick of this, pull out, condom off
>jack off over former HK virgin's tits to finish
>clean up and leave
>when leaving, chubby girl asks if I'll give them a tip
>"you didn't deliver promised lesbian show - I'm not giving you a tip!"

>walking home, pass brothel
>walked past dozens of times, may as well step in
>they suggest girl, say she's half Japanese, gives good service
>don't believe the girl's Japanese at all, pure Chinese
>gives me a bit of a massage
>blowjob with condom
>lubes up and jumps on
>shit this is the tightest pussy ever
>probably because she's not into it at all and hasn't loosened up
>not gonna last long anyway
>cum in the condom, push rope for a while
>clean up and leave
>feels a bit unsatisfying

>working away from wife and kids
>haven't got pussy in a while
>drop in to brothel one morning
>Chinese girl takes me to a room
>sucks my dick a bit
>she opens her legs, and her pussy smells of stale lube
>has she been working all night?
>doesn't she clean it out properly between customers?
>whole point of visiting in the morning is to get a fresh girl
>puts a condom on me, but it's too tight
>stick it in her stale-smelling pussy
>she does the overblown fake moaning act the moment I'm in
>I hate that shit, it's so disconcerting
>overly tight condoms make me cum too fast
>not having fucked in weeks also makes me cum too fast
>I cum too fast
>keep fucking her while I go soft
>give up after a few minutes
>let her clean me up

>go grocery shopping
>decide to stop at massage joint first
>get cute 23-year-old slightly chubby Chinese girl for an hour
>the kind that's cute now but will probably turn into a whale later
>she gives a decent massage
>asks if I want more
>give her $50 tip, get her nude on the massage table
>suck her tits, finger her to orgasm
>whisper to her the whole time that she's beautiful and shit
>she agrees to fuck for another $50
>asks if I've got a condom, nope
>she gets a condom from the other massage girl
>condom too small, sex sucks

>friday night, on the way home from work
>walk through red light district on the way
>see Viet hooker I've fucked a few times
>she has the same first name as my wife, so it isn't cheating
>say hi, chat a bit, decide to hit it
>talking about general shit while fucking her
>find out she's back with her on-and-off boyfriend
>ask if he knows she's doing this
>ask how he'd feel if he knew
>she gets massive guilt trip
>"um, can we stop talking about this?"
>fine, nothing else to talk about, fuck in silence
>never see her working that street again
>kind of miss her

>walking home through red light district
>white aussie hooker strikes up conversation
>decide to give her a go
>she's a nice girl, but dumb
>have to be really gentle playing with her pussy
>if the fingers get a little rough she goes dry
>talk about general shit
>talk about other local working girls
>she tells me not to trust girls who'll fuck raw
>"I know you're clean, but they might not be."
>slowly her story comes out
>her partner committed suicide recently
>she talks me into extending booking all night
>somehow get talking about what she won't do
>"you won't let me fuck you without a condom"
>"oh really?"
>she gives a price
>after the warnings about not trusting girls...
>irony is not lost on me
>pay it anyway, fuck her white pussy bareback
>asks me not to cum inside her
>tells me no-one's ever cum inside her pussy raw
>express my surprise
>cum on her tummy
>clean up
>she gets me to hug her while she goes to sleep
>can't sleep
>at some point some Asian hookers open door
>(we've got the best room in the brothel)
>tell them to fuck off, don't wake her up
>get hard again
>toy with the idea of fucking her in her sleep
>think better of it
>get knock on door at closing time (like 9AM)
>she wakes up
>say something stupid to her
>"last night we fucked, can we make love now?"
>"sorry, I'm too tired"
>she gets up and pisses standing in shower
>tell her I considered fucking her sleeping pussy
>"how'd you like to wake up with a dick in you?"
>thanks me for being considerate
>gives me her number
>tells me no time limit if I come to her apartment
>freak out for weeks that I've caught something
>didn't catch anything - lucky

>You're paying for it
>It won't help you get into a relationship
>stranger danger

>decide to drop into a massage joint
>all Thai girls
>get a nice petite girl for an hour
>wearing a short, tight dress
>gives a good massage
>fondle her thighs while she massages
>make small talk
>time comes to talk extras
>quicky handjob is cheap
>but for $90 there's bodyslide
>OK, let's do this
>give her two fifties
>off comes the dress, and the panties
>she's got a tight, rockin' body
>lovely tits, too
>body slide is great
>all that skin-to-skin contact
>idly daydream about marrying her
>look down at her as she slides up me
>nope, she's a butterface
>great body, great skills
>but wouldn't want to wake up to her face
>finishes me off with a handjob
>asks if she can keep the $10 change
>let her have it

>have to take business trip at short notice
>decide to fuck hooker on last day
>tossup between two brothels
>had bad experience at one, but under new management
>advertises on web site that all girls do BBJCIM
>decide to give it a shot
>take slightly chubby Taiwanese girl for an hour
>nice curves, nice tits
>beginning of her shift so she's fresh
>won't blow me without condom, fucking false advertising
>cum pretty quickly from blowjob anyway
>she gives shittiest "erotic massage" ever
>get hard again, get condom on
>fuck this bitch hard
>after five or ten minutes she's begging me to cum
>nope, I'm getting my money's worth
>air conditioner in room, but it's still too hot
>get her on top
>won't ride for long because effort in the heat
>get her on all fours on edge of the bed
>stand behind her, slam away
>that chubby butt is nice
>pussy pretty tight, even tighter with her legs together
>sweat pouring off both of us - it's just too hot
>flip her on her back, keep pounding away
>"ooooh, cum for me baby"
>eventually cum, about five minutes past time
>collapse on bed, let her clean me up
>she giggles, tells me, "You're number one!"

> we all pay for it some way
> don't want one
> fuck it

>there's a massage shop with hilarious advertising
>"Girls like to make man very happy with our massage. You happy we happy."
>heading past to go to bank and post office, may as well drop in
>two women at reception, one in yellow dress, and a chubby Chinese woman in a white dress
>pay for an hour, and chubby one takes me to the room
>would have preferred yellow dress, but let's see how it goes
>lie face down naked on the massage table, she does the massage in silence
>always feels like a CFNM female power thing
>lying face down naked while clothed woman has her way with your body
>she gives hints with her hands that more's coming but doesn't talk at all
>eventually whispers in my ear, "boom boom condom one hundred"
>didn't realise anyone actually said "boom boom" IRL - thought that was just a stereotype
>agree, and give her the money, she starts to go to get a condom
>nope, these places always have shitty condoms that are too tight and ruin it
>lucky I came prepared - pull out my preferred Ansell Skyn condom, she's pleased with that
>she takes off her dress and underwear - being chubby she has big tits for a Chinese woman
>suck on her tits for a bit, try to make some small talk, but she knows zero English
>that explains the silence - conversation just isn't going to happen
>she seems keen to get it on - puts the condom on and lubes up
>sit her on the edge of the massage table while I stand facing her and fuck her
>not as tight as I'd hoped, but still feels pretty good
>go to flip her over for doggy, she resists but I'm strong enough to force her over
>fuck her bent over the massage table while I rub her clit
>after a while in that position she lies on he back on the massage table and spreads
>fuck her missionary while she moans and finish in the condom
>she cleans me up and gives me some more of a massage, I think she went over the time
>turns out it wasn't false advertising for once, she really did try to make me happy

>Really shitty day at work
>Like, might not be worth going back to work tomorrow
>Get drunk at home
>Still don't feel better
>Go for walk
>Happen to live near red light district, so wander through
>See blonde milf hooker
>Not interested, but she is
>She's cheap though, so I'll pity fuck her
>Gives me sob story
>Hubby left her with two kids blablabla
>Doing her doggy style, not doing anything for me
>Tell her it's not working and apologise
>Go and fuck another (more expensive) hooker
>Actually cum
>Go to strip club, get massively wasted
>Get one of my credit cards blocked for suspicious activity
>Go home, call bank, and unblock my card
>Log in to work VPN
>Shitpost on forum using my alt account
>Go to sleep
>No fucking way I can make it to work next day

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

fuck me. How much do you cunts pay hookers per year?
My gf costs maybe $100 a month and leaves after I fuck her... they're not that hard or expensive

And that's all the hooker greentexts I have sitting around, but by no means all the hookers I've fucked. Sometimes you click with a hooker, and the sex is good, but most of the time it feels really mechanical and emotionless. You may as well save some money and jack off. I know it sounds soppy, but sex is better in a good relationship.

Sometimes you get weird situations where she's more into it than you. Like you just want to pay for a massage and a blowjob, but she's pressuring you to fuck her, or trying to open-mouth kiss you.

Why do I still do it? High-stress job that involves being away from family for extended periods of time, and hookers provide some release. Wife would rather I fuck a hooker from time to time than have a mistress - she doesn't really care as long as she doesn't hear about it. And then there are those really shitty days at work where you don't want to dump that stress straight on your family, so you stop at a host club and pay a girl to drink with you and listen to your woes for a couple of hours before going home.

Not the same green text guy here's my story.

> job makes me travel about 4 months out of the year.
> be me at an upscale hotel down in the bar drinking
> slow night just me and a few others
> I'm about 3 drinks in this young sexy little number comes in wearing a form fitting black dress
> chick is too young to be a standard business traveler and man the material on her dress was so sheer her nipples were visible
> chat find out she's an escort turns out 180 will get me everything since her last date flaked and she didn't want to drive an hour home
> Get to room and fuck this short busty white hooker no condom for an hour.
> she was super enthusiastic and swapped positions without me being director
> pussy was the perfect amount of tight and wet and I got her to cum a few times before I shot my load inside of her
> fuck a few more times and by then her little black dress is ruined
> give her one of my t shirts and basketball shorts to leave in without her asking
> she starts crying. Shirt is the same school her dead dad went to. She starts to suck my dick crying as a thanks?
> cum in sobbing hookers mouth
> she packs up and leaves after we exchange numbers

this to be honest.
sex is only good when you're getting it for free, knowing you're not getting any permanent diseases and doing it with someone you care about.
OP if you just want to put your penis in a hole just fucking buy a fleshlight.
sex is honestly overrated.

Have only ever had sex with escorts, here’s my opinion.

Pros:
Guaranteed sex
No bullshit
Only way for guys like me to get any

Cons:
Feel empty afterwards
Guilt for some of them, especially the ones who are just trying to put themselves through college
Always a chance it’s an undercover cop
STD risk

So I dunno man. I have to hire them to get laid. If you have other options, maybe do that instead.

>push rope
What does that mean?

fucking while your cock is soft - it's like trying to push rope through a grommet

But at the end of the day you are still a dirty filthy indian.
Go shit in a street you piece of shit.

Fuck off, I earn more than you ever will.

>sex is honestly overrated

I'm not sure that sex is overrated... it's more a case of whether it's worth going through the hassle of 'earning' it rather than paying for it.

Thanks to Tumblr feminism, even women who are distinctively fucking average as both objects and people think they're entitled to the finest male specimens. Personally, I can't be bothered to waste my time and energy feeding their egos for the sake of a bit of sex... I don't need it that much, thankfully.

Haha. Maybe you do, maybe you dont. But no matter what, you are still a filthy ethnic.

pro
cheaper than a girlfiend
no bullshit , you are there for a reason
escort means you get a fantasy chick not the fat girl at the end of the night

con
least energetic passionless encounter you can imagine
look fuck all like the pictures if an escort
you know she finds you disgusting
hard to shake the feeling of having done something wrong , dont worry , only lasts forever
future girlfriends when they find out will also think you are dirt
std is a given if shes happy with bareback

You can tell someone has nothing else going for them when they fall back on "muh white race".

>future girlfriends
>find out
You're a real fucking retard, aren't you?

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Heyy! he was behind of this...?

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maybe ..... but this retard knows something you are too childlike to understand

friends will burn you ten times faster than you do it yourself , it will be let slip , it will get back someway somehow , its in the post waiting to be delivered

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