The guy I'm crushing on is about to fuck my housemate, her room is across from mine and the walls are paper thin...

The guy I'm crushing on is about to fuck my housemate, her room is across from mine and the walls are paper thin. I'm about to hear him rail the shit out of her while I just lay in my room with a depression boner. My stomach is in knots. Cheer me up anons.

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You've got to get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed! That WEEDLE-DEE-DEED haha oh my goddddddddd user haha Jesus man Jesus! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!

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>depression boner

nigga you gay. he probably just don't like dicks get over your silly fag self

Why don't yo join in

set fire to your apartment and lock them inside tbh

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>this straight guy wants pussy over fucking my stinky gay ass

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He doesn't, I know that, I hate myself so much for being an irrational faggot, but that doesn't make me feel any better, I just wish it wasn't happening while I'm around.

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fucking queers everywhere .....damn faggots need to be eradicated!

GAAAAY

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He's going to fuck her and he's never going to look at you like anything but the detestable faggot you are. He's a real man, unlike you.

Look on the bright side, a single bullet won't cost you much.
You know what you have to do you whinny little faggot.

Bruh that pussy so wet too. I bet he's having the time of his life in there.

>The guy I'm crushing on

Stop being a faggot , faggot

I know that, I'm so self hating that getting up in the morning is a struggle, but it's just that I could suck it up and just let them be happy. But it's so much more painful than I imagined, too much of a coward to kms so all I can do is cry about it.

Serves you right for being a complete faggot

Or you could just fuck women like a real man.

I have actually, a few times, there is no emotion besides anger and guilt. I can't love a woman romantically

So why are you staying around? Go for a walk you stupid faggot

Why?

Suck shit faggot..oh you would probably like that....

Yeah women are bitchy as fuck but it still beats sticking your cock into another man's shit hole.

I don't know, I wish I could, always felt like shit, like I was leading them on, I don't want to hurt a woman by lying to her.

So have they started fucking yet?
I'll give you some honest advice, if you don't want it to happen start louding playing gay porn. Spank it furiously as well, leave your door open.

don't sacrifice your feelings for a female. Go fuck pussy again.

You're inadequate for a man and a woman. Pathetic.

Yeah, but it doesn't beat having a cock in your shithole

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Post a picture of your housemate.

Never woke up and said to myself "cock in the ass sounds good today" so I will disagree respectfully.

That's fine, love men romantically and women sexually.

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>Bob Saget
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Butthole is for shutting you fucking degenerate

This user knows what's up

>shutting

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You can poke a hole and jerk off to them

>I haven't tried it but I know it's bad

Kys fag