SETI has detected several signals emanating from the center of the Galaxy. Official announcement on Monday at 10AM PDT.
An IAU (International Astronomical Union) telegram was sent on 16 March 2019. This is a standard way of informing the astronomical community of important discoveries. The telegram contains all of the important information (frequencies, bandwidth, location in the sky, etc.) that would be necessary for other astronomical groups to confirm the observation. Post detection protocol was been completed on 17 March 2019 at 8:21AM PDT.
well, its currently being translated, but so far the message begins with
'good evening gentlemen'
Brandon Thomas
Reply to this beacon or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Elijah Peterson
I doubt they were sent in a human language.
Levi White
seti is not a government project. if shit happened, it would have been dropped, they wouldn't schedule a press conference except to provide additional information.
11:42 PDT: “Unfortunately the search for extra terrestrial intelligence (SETI) continues as detected signals found to be result of bouncing balls on OP’s chin.”
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Yea Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
