Trips and I show my ass
Trips and I show my ass
you aint gonna do it, but it cant hurt to try
...
yw
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
TOGTFO
it's a trap
If you wanna be a slut you may as well just kik me but sure, roll
Roll
you fucking whore
Fuck your nasty ass attention whore
I've already tripped. Fell on my face.
Your move.
R
Cunt
no bitch, anus or gtfo
trips or no trips
C# maj 7 -> C# m 6 -> C m 7 -> Ab maj 7
Spread those cheeks for me
I sense a trap, but I'll play along anyways, roll
Hell with it I'll roll
Fuck it, one roll won’t hurt.
Is your name amanda
try it anons it sounds really pretty
Roll
Dubs to show your penis?
I will
Go away Cass
Roll
Roll
Waiting on those trips ;)
Did a dumb bitch order some attention because her family never gave enough to her?
Luckily we got plenty
Def a trap
Boom
Trips
Done
Now give me a dollar
Roll
please dont have a dick
Nice fucking Adams apple dude
Waiting on that penis..
Do it now come on
Trap as fuck, look at those forearm veins
Now
Oh baby a triple
hm
If this is trips dont post anything
Did a gameshow host get lost on his way to some right price?
Cus we have none of that.
rollerino
Roll
N
Trips get
Roll
Show us that big ole' floppy cock
ok go
Rollo
Gay.
Fart
Ha
rolando
ADAMS APPLE DETECTED. ABORT.
But we ain't waiting on that dick...
I would like to see your ass.
doesn't hurt to try i suppose
You look like a fucking trap nothanks/10
Ass is ass you faggot
Dylan?
Rowl
Xxx
Fake and gay
....wat
get trips or go home
Ñ
Roll
Tits
555
I’m tempted to go pick up my guitar and arpeggiate it but i’m smoking a cig right now
Balls
cmon
Roll
Don't post if you're a guy
hahaha so close
T
Rollin
Clearly your ass is an ass faggot
rolling
Just gonna keep rolling randomly and hope for trips
This
here you go
manly arm veins
I'll try I guess
You heard me, faggot. Now lemme suck your cock
666
Rolling for trips
Fuck it ill roll
Trips get
OOH BABY A TRIPLE
Its a mannnnn
This post better have trips
yeeyee Israel isn't a legitimate state
Roll
>that adam apple
Ugh it’s a fucking trap, i knew it
post
Fuck I was 3 off from trips
777
roll?
post 2
Poop
Plz be a boy
yw fags enjoy the ass
Ez trip
Trips baby
Trips
ass it is
for the glory of rome
post 3
Roll***
Roll
Lmaooo
L
i got this
rolln for the stinker
Winrar
Roll
Fuck I was one off from quads
damn it skipped 777
trips
butt of hole
Trippie
Trips
succ
Ń
trip get
get
Lets seem them cheeks trapy
Roll me daddy
Trips for trap
Show your feet first and we have a deal?
888
We either won't win or op has a dick
last time
boom
Penis
trip get 9.9
Penis
Schh
YAHTZEE
LET ME GET SUM
GOTTEM
dat azz be mine
Vagina
WINRAR
trips get
V
You're welcome
Of op has a dick we still lose
If this comment gets trips you need to show that ass with bbc porn playing in background! Wish me luck anons
Gimme them trips
Test
rollin
Is op even still waiting
Just tried it with closed harmony arpeggios
Sounds pretty nice
Lemme see them feet bih
boi
Checked
WINRAR WINRAR
Yeah
SHOW THE ASS THOT
Got
WIN
Plz no penis
All might is here
Slut do it
Nobody like pokemon anymore fag
boiiiiiiiii
He’s done it!!!
BASED
Incoming trips boys
bloop
Epik
WINRAR.EXE
Winner, post ass
Booooom
Winrar
Winrar
Tripppppppppppppps
WINRAR
I need to see your butthole
Trips trap
Let's see anus
trips
OOH BABY A TRIPLE
>broad chin and Adam's apple
Yall just gayed yourselves, lmao.
Winrar but the prize is gonna be dick so also loser
OP get with the program fag
How greasy is your unkempt hair?
OP has a massive cock
probably a trap, but here's the winer
wait while the gueer tucks his roids back in
its a trap look at those alien fingers
LolxDxD
>we know
Check em
>roll trips but the winrar is a trap
Better angle?
I threw up
Sharppie in poo poo
OP has everything that makes a man but a penis.
I see a ballsack
Dw?
huh, fair enough user
turn around to prove you're not a trap faggot
No dick Bois
Waiting for moar op
I rolled trips if you got a dick im tryna see it at this point
Gay dude
Well I'll be damned. Pussy sighted. Have a nice night OP
>whats descending?
oh great i got aids now
Fulfill trips op
It’s a guy
>ill get you! And your little Dog too!!
That's clearly a tucked in pp
did you ever in your life saw a pussy?
thats a ballsack
its a trap
Lmao
Another WIENER!!!! Show your pp OP
>no ones fooled
Kys fag
traps are just as bad as women, if not worse
both have horrible attention-seeking behavior
I FUCKING CALLED IT
Disgusting!
Go on.
>Mon
u fucking nigger
did you stick a hairless cat in your ass?
I admit I was fooled, but the asshole is the pussy of the butt
Omg!!youre a fucking genius!
>this whole fucking thread
>pussy of the butt
Pfffft what!?
Welp guess now we're all gay
duh dreaded trips of cringe
i fucking called it, kek'd but fuck you
you'll say anything so as to not be labeled as a faggot, wont you?
Reference
Yeah, you and 90% of the posts in this thread
You’re all gay now
Put dick in ass feels good
Put dick in pussy feels good
Label me a faggot, at least im not showing my ass and cock off to people online.
Not yet anyway
so where the link
Put dick in ass feels good
Put dick in pussy feels good
Label me a faggot, at least im not showing my ass and cock off to people online.
Not yet anyway...
Not yet
nice armpits fag
Anyway
how you keep them tentacles from covering the lens?
You never tricked anyone, you hairy muscular fag, get a sense of style you ugly cunt.
..
>muscular
?
Get dick in ass; prison
Get dick in pussy; prison
Motherfucker I came in this thread wanting you to be a trap. Now SPREAD THEM LEGS
Just take the complement. May/b/ this will lead to love.
>implying I wasn't gay from the beginning.
Y-you too fag
Mr.Late comes home angry from the straight bar.
A gaggle of fags
basically, I want this thread to be over now.
Tits or gtfo
Not bad, not bad
frog pussy
1. skinny arms
2. wide shoulders
3. bony structure
no thx. i'm not a faggot.
Gaggle of faggles
FUCK
there is literally no fucking way you didn't know. stop pretending to be straight
Mr. Lates angry because he didn't get to the bar
look at that fucking arm, how could people fall for this? kek
And now my nights complete.
stop pretending every male is a closet bisexual.
Winrar. Nice ass
but you literally are a bit fucking gay for being in this thread at all nigger