Trips and I show my ass

Trips and I show my ass

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you aint gonna do it, but it cant hurt to try

...

yw

>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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TOGTFO

it's a trap

If you wanna be a slut you may as well just kik me but sure, roll

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Roll

you fucking whore

Fuck your nasty ass attention whore

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I've already tripped. Fell on my face.
Your move.

R

Cunt

no bitch, anus or gtfo

trips or no trips

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C# maj 7 -> C# m 6 -> C m 7 -> Ab maj 7

Spread those cheeks for me

I sense a trap, but I'll play along anyways, roll

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Hell with it I'll roll

Fuck it, one roll won’t hurt.

Is your name amanda

try it anons it sounds really pretty

Roll

Dubs to show your penis?

I will

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Go away Cass

Roll

Roll

Waiting on those trips ;)

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Did a dumb bitch order some attention because her family never gave enough to her?

Luckily we got plenty

Def a trap

Boom
Trips
Done
Now give me a dollar

Roll

please dont have a dick

Nice fucking Adams apple dude

Waiting on that penis..

Do it now come on

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Trap as fuck, look at those forearm veins

Now

Oh baby a triple

hm

If this is trips dont post anything

Did a gameshow host get lost on his way to some right price?
Cus we have none of that.

rollerino

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Roll

N

Trips get

Roll

Show us that big ole' floppy cock

ok go

Rollo

Gay.

Fart

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Ha

rolando

ADAMS APPLE DETECTED. ABORT.

But we ain't waiting on that dick...

I would like to see your ass.

doesn't hurt to try i suppose

You look like a fucking trap nothanks/10

Ass is ass you faggot

Dylan?

Rowl

Xxx

Fake and gay

....wat

get trips or go home

Ñ

Roll

Tits

555

I’m tempted to go pick up my guitar and arpeggiate it but i’m smoking a cig right now

Balls

cmon

Roll

Don't post if you're a guy

hahaha so close

T

Rollin

Clearly your ass is an ass faggot

rolling

Just gonna keep rolling randomly and hope for trips

This

here you go

manly arm veins

I'll try I guess

You heard me, faggot. Now lemme suck your cock

666

Rolling for trips

Fuck it ill roll

Trips get

OOH BABY A TRIPLE

Its a mannnnn

This post better have trips

yeeyee Israel isn't a legitimate state

Roll

>that adam apple
Ugh it’s a fucking trap, i knew it

post

Fuck I was 3 off from trips

777

roll?

post 2

Poop

Plz be a boy

yw fags enjoy the ass

Ez trip

Trips baby

Trips

ass it is

for the glory of rome

post 3

Roll***

Roll

Lmaooo

L

i got this

rolln for the stinker

Winrar

Roll

Fuck I was one off from quads

damn it skipped 777

trips

butt of hole

Trippie

Trips

succ

Ń

trip get

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get

Lets seem them cheeks trapy

Roll me daddy

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Trips for trap

Show your feet first and we have a deal?

888

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We either won't win or op has a dick

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last time

boom

Penis

trip get 9.9

Penis

Schh

YAHTZEE

LET ME GET SUM

GOTTEM

dat azz be mine

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Vagina

WINRAR

trips get

V

You're welcome

Of op has a dick we still lose

If this comment gets trips you need to show that ass with bbc porn playing in background! Wish me luck anons

Gimme them trips

Test

rollin

Is op even still waiting

Just tried it with closed harmony arpeggios
Sounds pretty nice

Lemme see them feet bih

boi

Checked

WINRAR WINRAR

Yeah

SHOW THE ASS THOT

Got

WIN
Plz no penis

All might is here

Slut do it

Nobody like pokemon anymore fag

boiiiiiiiii

He’s done it!!!

BASED

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Incoming trips boys

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bloop

Epik

WINRAR.EXE

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Winner, post ass

Booooom

Winrar

Winrar

Tripppppppppppppps

WINRAR

I need to see your butthole

Trips trap

Let's see anus

trips

OOH BABY A TRIPLE

>broad chin and Adam's apple
Yall just gayed yourselves, lmao.

Winrar but the prize is gonna be dick so also loser

OP get with the program fag

How greasy is your unkempt hair?

OP has a massive cock

probably a trap, but here's the winer

wait while the gueer tucks his roids back in

its a trap look at those alien fingers

LolxDxD
>we know

Check em

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>roll trips but the winrar is a trap

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Better angle?

I threw up

Sharppie in poo poo

OP has everything that makes a man but a penis.

I see a ballsack

Dw?

huh, fair enough user

turn around to prove you're not a trap faggot

No dick Bois
Waiting for moar op

I rolled trips if you got a dick im tryna see it at this point

Gay dude

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Well I'll be damned. Pussy sighted. Have a nice night OP

>whats descending?

oh great i got aids now

Fulfill trips op

It’s a guy

>ill get you! And your little Dog too!!

That's clearly a tucked in pp

did you ever in your life saw a pussy?

thats a ballsack
its a trap

Lmao

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Another WIENER!!!! Show your pp OP
>no ones fooled

Kys fag

traps are just as bad as women, if not worse
both have horrible attention-seeking behavior

I FUCKING CALLED IT

Disgusting!
Go on.

>Mon
u fucking nigger

did you stick a hairless cat in your ass?

I admit I was fooled, but the asshole is the pussy of the butt

Omg!!youre a fucking genius!

>this whole fucking thread

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>pussy of the butt
Pfffft what!?

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Welp guess now we're all gay

duh dreaded trips of cringe

i fucking called it, kek'd but fuck you

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you'll say anything so as to not be labeled as a faggot, wont you?

Reference

Yeah, you and 90% of the posts in this thread

You’re all gay now

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Put dick in ass feels good
Put dick in pussy feels good
Label me a faggot, at least im not showing my ass and cock off to people online.

Not yet anyway

so where the link

Put dick in ass feels good
Put dick in pussy feels good
Label me a faggot, at least im not showing my ass and cock off to people online.

Not yet anyway...

Not yet

nice armpits fag

Anyway

how you keep them tentacles from covering the lens?

You never tricked anyone, you hairy muscular fag, get a sense of style you ugly cunt.

..

>muscular
?

Get dick in ass; prison
Get dick in pussy; prison

Motherfucker I came in this thread wanting you to be a trap. Now SPREAD THEM LEGS

Just take the complement. May/b/ this will lead to love.

>implying I wasn't gay from the beginning.

Y-you too fag

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Mr.Late comes home angry from the straight bar.

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A gaggle of fags

basically, I want this thread to be over now.

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Tits or gtfo

Not bad, not bad

frog pussy

1. skinny arms
2. wide shoulders
3. bony structure

no thx. i'm not a faggot.

Gaggle of faggles

FUCK

there is literally no fucking way you didn't know. stop pretending to be straight

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Mr. Lates angry because he didn't get to the bar

look at that fucking arm, how could people fall for this? kek

And now my nights complete.

stop pretending every male is a closet bisexual.

Winrar. Nice ass

but you literally are a bit fucking gay for being in this thread at all nigger