Well?
Well?
Caleb Cox
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Lucas Gomez
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Cooper Roberts
Logan Smith
Usually how I sleep
Hunter Phillips
Always on my side.
Cameron Myers
Joseph Allen
This thread made me laugh thank you user.
Nathaniel White
stupid niggers this is how u sleep in a bed
dumb darkies
Christian Brown
this is me every night, i wake up with alot of shoulder pain but i cant sleep any other way.
Carter Foster
Xavier Kelly
>sleep
Samuel King
Blake Wilson
Pregnant or fatty?
Benjamin Sanchez
this me too
Robert Diaz
Its fun to larp
Eli Williams
Levi Clark
Green = Blanket
Evan Long
Andrew Lee
Matthew Hernandez
Fetal position godtier
Bentley Turner
I toss and turn into about every position at some point in the night.
Dylan Cruz
Josiah Hall
Jaxson Foster
I sleep on a floor on top of a single folded blanket.
Andrew Ortiz
Based
Dylan Flores
Adrian Gonzalez
This
Easton Cox
Benjamin Carter
Too late
Ethan Scott
Adrian Jones
Wow lil dick nigga incels rlly b like that!! Damn.
Lucas Diaz
Enjoy
Ayden Garcia
Too soon?
Joshua Lee
>he doesn't fap 3 times before falling asleep
Jeremiah Rivera
Carter Ramirez
Surprised none of you faggots posted this shit yet
Josiah Wood
I hate pillows and I love sleeping as far away from the middle of the bed as I can without falling off
Noah Myers
Colton Brown
Screenshot sent to FBI
Gavin Bennett
Cuck
David Rodriguez
kek
Jordan Martinez
oi what the fuck what about me
Colton Hall
Join Discord
It's got E-Girls and Boys, Nudes, Lewds, Boipussy (Traps/Femboys), Memes and the potential to get mod just from posting. Use the link below:
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Jeremiah Myers
ur gay
Joseph Gonzalez
Whoo think was him!?!
Jack Kelly
Anyone else have a bed but sleeps on their couch often?
Nathan Sanders
>phoneposter
Connor Phillips
Nolan Jenkins
Where and how can you still find candydoll?
Adrian Barnes
Same but armchair instead
Jason Jenkins
ma nigga
Oliver Rogers
Noises and light have a tendency of keeping me awake very easily, but the friction from ear plugs starts to really hurt after a couple days. So when I can wear them, I sleep on my back to cover my eyes, and when I can’t, I sleep on my side to cover my ears.
I am also unable to fall asleep with a person or a pet beside me because I’ll automatically wake up the second they start to twitch.
Alexander Harris
Caleb Peterson
Screenshot?
What is this? 1997?
Owen Sullivan
I remember candydoll they were boring as fuck dont understand why thdy so popular no penetration on the gurls
John Roberts
Henry Nguyen
you in 40 years
Gavin Ortiz
Jokes on you im not even from the US, fbi is domestic
Dylan Jackson
Angel Roberts
Zachary Cooper
Chase Jackson
Ryder Gray
The armbands are on the wrong arm you fucking degenerate
Ryder Myers
>screenshot this bed
what is this unruly faggotry
Henry Davis
Lincoln Bell
I usually wake up with all the pillows having been tossed across the room and looking like that Davinci diagram but only face down.
Luke Kelly
>both
Jonathan Sanders
This guy gets it.
William Gutierrez
too soon...
Aaron Nguyen
user, could you at least draw your gf correctly? Last time I checked, she seemed to be an inanimate body pillow.
William Rogers
Life is kicking your ass, or fucking your ass?
John Howard
did someone cut your arms right above the elbow?
Brandon Flores
Jayden Richardson
Some shit like this. Right leg hiked up and arm under pillow is a must for fast sleep.
Ian King
Charles Butler
>friction from ear plugs starts to really hurt after a couple days.
there's places you can get them done for you personally. no, idea how expensive it is in america though, it's about 100€ over here.
Bentley Flores
Your mom's a whore.
Daniel Sanders
Both
At once
Aiden Wright
Xavier Diaz
With the lights off.
Jonathan Martin
lool
Henry Martinez
Legit laughed way too hard at this one
Anthony Wilson
Carter Wood
manlet genetic trash btw
Brandon Morgan
When your at least 6ft tall and own a single bed.
Juan Reed
>nice trips.
Thanks man.
Jacob Watson
Leo Barnes
Benjamin Stewart
How can white boys even compete?
Gavin Diaz
Isaac Thompson
please can I have the png of armstrong you used to make this
Jaxson Hughes
Gavin Ramirez
Tsugumi=best girl
Blake Morris
Calm you Islamic boner of peace goatfucker
Hunter Hill
I'm actually not as happy as I look
Jack Collins
on the floor left side of the bed because my wife and my son use up all the fucking space
Lucas Evans
Zachary Hernandez
unironically based
Zachary Edwards
Robert Jones
When you have to remove your sheets with a toffee hammer.
Evan Price
this will be me on the first of next month
Isaiah Harris
I need more of this in my Yea Forums. Whatever happened to good threads like this?
Luke Smith
DELET THIS
Jaxon Baker
fuck, you too?
Christopher Miller
Isaiah Hill
LOL
Parker Russell
This is the best thread I've seen on Yea Forums in years.
Thank you bros
John Bailey
Someone needs to archive this and post it as "Old Yea Forums isn't dead".
Justin Johnson
Screencap*
Lincoln Ortiz
shut the fuck up Satan, this thread isn't THAT good
Alexander Gutierrez
No, but its a step in the right direction.
Nathan Lopez
Nolan Diaz
Jordan Baker
James Hernandez
This looks like a shitty attempt to draw a swastika in a public bathroom stall.
Camden Morales
lets take it down a notch
Adrian Hughes
At least its somewhat creative and not just spam, as much as I hate andy sixx logs and his creamy shits.
Gavin Jackson
I don't know why but I always fall asleep with my legs curled up and my hands between my legs.
Not like on my dick or anything, just pretty much between my thighs.
Christopher Bennett
Have you heard of our lord and savior, the pillow?
Owen Carter
I was expecting a reply like that tbh
Robert Collins
Its not the same.
Connor Young
Xavier Diaz
By not going to jail with the other niggers.
Lucas Nguyen
Facedown
Nicholas Lee
I always fall asleep on my side but wake up on my stomach.
Andrew Miller
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Brayden Taylor
>Implying I will ever be caught committing a crime
>Implying crime isn't only committed white people
John Bennett
I might have joined if you didn't use that autistic stutter typng. Now that I know you're a faggot I don't think I want to join.
Blake Lopez
feet literally have to be off the bottom of the bed.
i know. im a heathen......
Chase Bailey
Oh, don't worry. No ones gonna care if you are guilty or not.
Adam Evans
>Implying I'm not actually white and this was a shitty attempt at baiting
>Implying I haven't actually committed a bunch of crimes and gotten away with it because I am white
>Implying it doesn't feelgoodman
Parker Lopez
This is my hell. My wife is 5 ft and I'm 6' 3". She laughs at my diagonal sleeping.
Eli King
Get a king size bed.
Christopher Smith
get a taller boyfriend?
Mason Sanchez
Had a king sized bed in one of the places I rented. Can confirm it was great.
Camden Cruz
I bought a king sized when me and my girlfriend moved in together years ago. We broke up and I didn't need a bed that big for myself so i got rid of it.
God damn I miss that bed.
Adam Green
Connor Moore
up against the wall, i guess that way i can feel something.
Asher Brooks
>implying blacks go to law school
Andrew Bell
like this.
with my knees almost up to my head.
and my dick and balls tucked downwards so i don't crush my balls between my legs.
Angel Campbell
Have to sleep like that cuz i'm a huge guy
Landon Wilson
Lincoln Sullivan
for you
Matthew Ross
i dont get it
Henry Kelly
You dont sleep in a cuck shed?
Asher Campbell
Adrian Rivera
please dont judge.
(btw im retad)
Austin Flores
Matthew Gutierrez
Good thread OP. Actually had a good laugh.
Jackson Foster
Lol
Ian Adams
Same here heaps were funny as fuck. Good work chaps.
Michael Taylor
How did this get me?
Josiah Howard
can't draw, but I remember basic so..
10 sleep on right side until ear hurts and wakes me up
20 sleep on left side until ear hurts and wakes me up
30 go to 10 until time to wake up
Nathan Moore
Brody Parker
Ayden Harris
Isaiah Gutierrez
Anthony Turner
you know i
Cameron Powell