Loli stories

She was asking for it.

I say this all the fucking time:
THIS IS NORMAL BEHAVIOR.
It will always be normal behavior.

I know - my goddaughter is just being a silly kid. She knows boys have different rude bits, and finds it funny. My younger son also finds rude bits funny. Nine-year-old walking from bathroom to bedroom nude doesn't seem odd either. It's OK to be relaxed around the house when it's just family.

But stripping naked in a classroom seems a bit weird.

Yeah apparently they're supposed to be interested in differences of gender. It's one of their stages of development. Take it with a grain of salt though, same Freud said every kid wants to fuck their mom at some point in their life.

I was 19 at my friend's house in his outdoor hot tub with some other friends.
His 14 y/o sister who was hot as hell came out and gave me a footjob while we were all chatting. Loved it

I agree that its normal behaivior but i shared it because of the nature of this thread

>Be me 9
>Go to parents friend's house
>"user your remember (Calling her S) your were playing together when you were little"
>9 years old asian girl short black hair really cute.
>"Come user let's go to my room"
>Enter bedroom she had a console fuck yeah
>Play for a bit
>"user want to watch a movie ?"
>"Sure"
>"Come in my bed"
>"Hum ok"
>Start the movie
>After a bit she put her head on my shoulder
>"Can i user ? "Yeah sure"
>I try to move my arm away, cause it's between us.
>"Oh sorry user" She moves down a bit her head resting on my chest
>I'm like, i'm doing it fuck it
>I put my hand on her head and caress her hair slowly
>Touching her cheek at the same time
>She looks back at me
>"Oh i'm sorry i'm sorry"
>"It's ok i like it, don't stop"
>Watch the movie while caressing her soft hair
>She looks back at me again for like 10 seconds
>"What's wrong ?"
>She moves her head in front of mine and look at my eyes (green btw)
>And kiss me on the lips (just a kiss no tongue)
>Huge smile on both of our faces
>"Let's finish the movie now"
>"Ok"

My first kiss

now that's a believable (and adorable) loli x shota story

Thanks for the adorable.

My cold cynical heart has melted a little this day

Someone post a good greentext

I prefer analytical psychology. Freud was a quack.

I may have overreacted. I started working with little girls, and realized how often they just take their clothes off. It's social programming to wear clothes I've concluded and they haven't grasped that yet.

Some of them have actual issues, though, and our societies' nudity obsession takes attention away from them.

>girl (black 4yo poor both parents murdered)
>so poorly behaved
>just the worst
>one day I spank her without telling her guardian
>I decide she gets too much freedom because of her tragic life
>she LOVED IT
>constantly acts out around me every since hoping I speak her more

>one day I spank her without telling her guardian
You had me until that.

Anyone have loliharem? I need parts 6-end, I think it ends at like 10 or 12

Why?

I figured I owed a story.

Hot.
As.
Fuck.

i love playing doctor with my niece, she let me touch her body, feel her nipples and legs. She simulates a heart attack and then i give her a mouth-to-mouth breathing. I showed her the "heimlich maneuver" on youtube, so i rub her butt everytime until i cum. Best game ever 10/10 IGN. sorry for bad engrrissh

Anyone have any success stories

How old? Body type?

Did anything else ever happen between you two?

Green text it

Substitute teaching one day and while reading a book a loli sits on my lap....difficult to
Finish the story but it was
An unforgettable experience.

I licked an 11 year old's cunny once, but I was 15 at that time so I didn't do anything wrong.

> be me 16 yo friki gamer that no one gives a fuck
> Have this popular besr friend who's also a gamer and realise I can be as him to start having more friends
> Go to an academy with him during vacations
> Learn how to socialize correctly by copying him
> Fast forward
> We're back to school, shit I learned a lot from watching bfriend
> There's a new girl in the class, she's a charapa
> Petite 5'2 long haired whitie girl from the northern part of my country, has a weird last name
> Don't really give a fuck about her for some months in school
> The knowledge gained from bfriend has started to work out
> I've been doing good with some friends
> I've been able to keep up a nice conversation witg female friend for more than 2/3 answer chat
> Bfriend makes a class group for a homework
> Petite girl is in there
> Bfriend says we go to MY home for the homework
> Conttt

(1st greentext ever made srry if autism)

Yes, 4 years later we were dating cause we found each other in the same private school and we both were in the pensionary.

Post the first 6?

are you [spoiler]_me[/spoiler]?

I don't have it I just need to read the rest

kek

my step daughter used to love sits on my lap, make diamonds everytime, i been grooming her since she was 7 (she is 12 now) i seen her naked many times, used to take a bath togheter when she was 7 untill 9-10. at 11 she start developing more and more she got her period at 11 and a half, she seen me naked many times too, BUT only when her mom is not around, i play a lot with her too when we are alone, she nticed my boner and sits anyway just in her inderwear, i love how soft her skin is, she knows we are doing something else than just "playing" when her mom is not around but she like it what we do, i noticed how she lies to her mom when she ask her about me, she told her mom how her "daddy" treat her well and she loves me, and i just love my little girl :)

10 and slim, she is always wearing tight leggins and shirts from cartoons and things like that.

You are one luck daddy

kik?

Any old green text stories people can post?

I watched kodomo no jinkan too

155chan dot com ?

ROAD TRIP user! ROAD TRIP user!

FINISH THE STORY

That site is illegal to visit.

Kill yourself

No.
Your accent turns me off a great deal.

Too bad it isn't up, or at least I don't know of a DNS that actually will work for it.

here i see any problem

That site is illegal to visit.

people are funny xD

How can it not be, you sicko

It’s not dot com

Okay. Post it and I’ll finish it.

>I was 14-ish I think
>Xmas at my house
>Whole family is coming over
>First few families are all adults
>Including one of my sister's family
>They have a daughter, my niece
>She's probably 10-ish
>Parents tell me to entertain her until more kids show up
>I'm all whatever
>We're up in my room
>She's watching me play XBox
>She gets bored and starts kicking me with her bare feet
>It's super annoying because she's fucking up my game
>Give up and start tickling her feet
>She's laughing and laughing
>She's like "tickle me here" and she points to her calf
>I do
>"Now tickle me here" and she points to her knees
>I do
>"Now here" and she hikes up her dress to point at her thigh
>I do with both hands
>"Here" and she points to the crease between her leg and body
>Basically the edge of her underwear
>I'm thinking holy fuck what am I doing
>But I say out loud "well you have to move your underwear then"
>I'm fully prepared to backtrack and say I was only kidding
>She does it without hesitation
>Just pulls her underwear to the side
>Flashing me her whole naked crotch
>I wiggle my fingers lightly on her vaj lips
>She laughs and squirms more
>Falls onto her back
>But she's carefull to keep holding her underwear to the side for me
>Weird that this was her idea
>Tell her I'm surprised she's cool with me touching her privates
>She's like oh I know about this kind of stuff now
>Uh...
>Ask her if anybody ever tickled her here before
>She's like "yeah!" and points downstairs
>Like she was about to say someone's name in particular
>But the doorbell rings
>She hops up excited to see who is at the door

Later after dinner
>A bunch of us are hanging out in the living room
>Watching whatever shitty holiday movie was on TV
>I'm on the big recliner chair
>Niece is the type to get on people's laps
>She moves around from person to person, trying out laps
>Eventually climbs on my lap with a blanket
>All that's separating her ass from my dick is a few thin layers of fabric.
>Start getting a half chub
>She pushes my knees apart to sit in between my legs
>After a while she is absentmindedly touching my legs
>Following the inside seam of my pants up my leg
>My half chub is pointing down one of my pants legs
>She finds it and starts tracing it with her fingers
>Now it's a raging boner
>She starts "massaging" it
>Not handjob motions
>Just running her hand along it and squeezing a little every now and then
>Basically playing with it through my pants
>I move her hands away a couple of times
>But she goes right back to it
>She reaches behind her with the other hand
>Starts feeling my balls
>Same absentmindedness
>Sorta kneading my ballsack like a stress ball (but softly)

>This goes on 15 minutes or so
>I'm secretly going crazy
>Horniness takes over
>I reach around her to put my hands on her legs
>She hikes her dress up for me
>And tucks my hands in between her legs
>Her thighs are SO SOFT and warm
>In my head I'm freaking the fuck out
>She casually reaches back
>Keeps playing with my dick with one hand and ballsack with the other
>I want to say I was super conflicted but truth is I 100% was not
>I start rubbing her thighs and work my way over to her pussy
>When I do, she opens her legs more
>If the blanket wasn't there it would look absolutely obscene
>Her legs splayed open, draped over the top of mine
>Me rooting around her crotch
>So I go for it and lift my hand to dip underneath her underwear
>I can't quite manage it
>She stops to lift away her underwear so my hand can go in
>I'm moving my fingers around her pussy lips
>Eventually slide a finger down through her lips
>Feel the little nub of her clit
>Then down further
>And I feel her getting a little wet
>HOLY
>SHIT
>I WISH I could say I fingered her and she came or some bullshit like that
>But no
>Feeling her getting wet was too much
>I start cumming in my pants
>She looks down at my leg
>Keeps a hand on my dick like she's feeling it throb while I cum
>My eyes are like dinner plates while I am re-aware of EVERYBODY sitting around me
>Nobody's looking.

I know the old address, my local DNS has failed to resolve it as of a few months ago.... and google free DNS doesnt either. I'm too lazy to try much harder than that though.

>A few minutes later she decides to move to another seat
>I have to quickly grab a pillow to cover the dark circle of cum soaking up through my pants
>My plan is to wait for the right time to run upstairs and change
>I notice my niece has settled on one of my cousin's lap (12-13yo guy)
>My niece covers them up and sorta settles in
>The same way she did with me
>I'm watching like NO FUCKING WAY
>Sure enough I see her arms move around
>And I can tell she's reaching behind her
>I watch my cousin look down at himself, then at her, then back at the TV
>His eyes are huge and panicky
>I can make out the movements of him pushing her hands away
>And her moving her hands right back
>She does something good, I guess, because his eyes roll back a little
>He reaches down under the blanket
>I know he was wearing track pants
>Looked like the sort of suck-in-and-dip-forward motion when you take out your dick
>Holy shit did he?
>She starts moving a little at the shoulder
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>She IS jacking him off!
>Once I see it it's impossible to mistake that motion
>It's crazy obvious
>But nobody else in the room seems to be seeing it
>I'm astonished and a little jealous
>I should've worn shorts or something
>My cousin is arching his back and lifting his hips
>By the looks of how their sorta rocking in unision she's pumping him hard
>Another minute or so he clenches his eyes and tenses up
>I see him twitch a few times as he cums
>Then she pulls the blanket off of him
>He quickly lets the waistband of his track pants snap back up
>Same as me, he grabs a pillow to cover himself
>She holds up her hand and looks at it
>I can see his clear cum glistening on the top of her hand
>She casually puts her mouth on it and sucks it clean
>Then she sinks to the floor, pulling her blanket with her
>He has a WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED face
>Meanwhile my niece curls up into her blanket nest like nothing happened
>I eventually run off and change

Aren’t certain sites illegal visit? Isn’t that how Law works?

WsX0Kv4z on pastebin

Missing at least two posts

thats a long read. thanks user

How much of a fap fuel is this memory to this day?

Cool story bro

Can you put them in then?

Casually admitting to molesting your sister.

part 1
>be 15
>parents are on a 3-day weekend cruise
>trust me enough to have the house to myself
>next door neighbors are white trash
>cops are over there a lot
>no clue how they were able to afford a house
>one friday night I'm walking past the front hallway to chill in my room
>through the windows I see someone moving around the front door
>it's the drunk neighbor dad trying to figure out how to ring the doorbell
>open the door and ask what he wants
>he wants me to babysit his kid
>what? no.
>he starts to walk away
>"awright I hate to leave that kid alone all night"
>god damn it
>I think she's like 5 years old
>that's too young to be left alone...
>I stop him and say fine I'll do it
>he grabs my hand and crushes some money into it
>wad of fives, tens, and twenties
>wait this is like $100
>he's already walking away to his pickup
>yells at me that he'll be back in the morning
>in the fucking MORNING?!?
>pickup peels out and drives off
>well fuck
>text my friends what's up just in case I get murdered by The Hill's Have Eyes family next door
>friends are like sux2bu lolololol
>grab a stack of comics to read
>head over

part 2
>their yard has toys and broken washing machines and other white trash shit all over the place
>knock
>girl opens the door
>wtf she's only like a couple of years younger than me
>"are you my babysitter?"
>"I don't know. Your dad wanted me to keep you company, I guess."
>she pulls me inside
>makes a big deal of giving me a tour
>this is the kitchen
>this is the living room
>this is the etc etc
>she's well-spoken, polite
>says she's home-schooled
>I bury my salty attitue and just try to act like a good guest
>ask questions, seem interested
>she already had dinner
>so...
>she says she'll just watch tv and I can do whatever
>cool
>we chill in the living room
>couple of hours go by
>she leaves the room and disappears for a while
>she calls me over to the bathroom
>yells through the closed door
>"I need you to wash my hair."
>"Uh...you're taking a bath?"
>"I'm almost done. I just need help with my hair."
>I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
>but I guess there's some kind of routine she's trying to stick to
>so I go in
>sure enough she's sitting in the tub buck naked
>she puts the shampoo bottle out for me and turns around
>sit on the edge of the tub and wash her hair
>try to get a good look
>but she's sitting on her legs with her back to me
>I can see the swell of her small tits but that's about it
>meanwhile she talks nonstop

part 3
>to rinse off she dips forward and dunks her head
>putting her naked ass into the air
>butthole and pussy are pointed right at me
>like two feet away from my face
>her butthole winks
>and my eyes bug out
>she suddenly turns around and points at me
>"I CAUGHT YOU!"
>"huhwhatnoIwasntlookingoranythingshutup"
>I walk out while she laughs at me
>pretend to go back to reading
>she comes out, drying off but completely naked
>try to take it all in
>her little tits, almost no areola but hard tic-tac sized nips
>goosebumps
>a little triangle of bush the same color as her eyebrows
>I immediately zero in on the lotion bottle in her hands
>she gives me the lotion and stands in front of me
>okee dokee
>start putting lotion on her back
>"user put it everywhere cuz my skin gets itchy. Get my butt too."
>fuck it I'm going for it
>work my way to her butt
>she seems fine with it
>she's got a muscular bubble butt and it feels amazing
>massage her cheeks, spread them
>move my hands in between her cheeks
>she laughs and looks at me over her shoulder
>then she bends forward to present everything to me
>rub lotion on the inside of her thighs
>brushing against her pussy lips
>staring right at her butthole
>slide a finger over her butthole
>basically play with her butthole for a minute or two
>no finger in, just rubbing the outside of it
>she turns around to face me, arms out and ready for more lotion
>I massage her tits, working my slippery hands in towards her nips
>she watches my hands slide over her body

Visiting websites like that is illegal

part 4
>move my hands down her body
>eventually get to her pussy
>she immediately backs up
>"I don't like lotion there."
>"Oh sorry. What do you like there?"
>she shrugs
>I'm like "well can I just go down on you then?"
>she makes a face like she doesn't understand
>"Like with my mouth. Can I lick you and stuff?"
>she's like "OHHH! Okay!"
>then reaches down to pull open her pussy lips
>holy. shit.
>I sit on the floor and bury my face in her crotch
>I feel like this ride could end at any moment so I try to slurp as much as I can
>she tastes so clean and slippery it's amazing
>get my tongue inside her for a little bit
>reach around to squeeze her ass cheeks
>I even get a finger back near her butthole
>she dutifully reaches back to spread open her ass
>start circling my finger around her butthole
>what the fuck is happening? what's my next move here?
>get her to rub lotion on me?
>are we going to fuck?
>I'm about to put a finger in her butt when I glance up at her
>she's watching me, but kind of passively
>try a few other things (flicking my tongue on her clit, long slow licks, etc)
>not getting much of a response from her

This whole thread is crazy rapey.

I haven't.

part 5
>ask her if she likes this
>she nods
>but seems like she's more curious than being turned on
>that makes it feel a little too molester-y for me
>so I find a good moment to stop so it's not too abrupt
>ask her if she'd like to do anything else
>(maybe she just wants to suck my dick?? please please please)
>she like "that was fun thanks!"
>she grabs the lotion and, no joke, does a cartwheel away from me
>she goes back to her room
>hear her singing
>I'm licking my lips to taste the last bit
>like, what the fuck just happened
>she comes back dressed for sleep
>she hangs out on the couch with me, burrowing her feet under me sometimes
>after awhile she announces she's going to sleep
>I'm like "OK. I'll just stay up until your dad comes home?"
>more of a question
>hoping she'll be like, "just come sleep in my bed"
>but no she goes to sleep
>I'm staring at the wall
>wondering if I should go in there and try to fuck her
>but that feels too rapey too
>eventually pass out on the couch
>get woken up at 5am by the sound of his loud ass pickup
>meet him outside
>he's drunk af
>he crushes some more money into my hand and staggers inside
>never got asked to babysit again
>never saw her around

>"also, ew"
>I'm fucking done
>"why is there also so much? Like.."
>sister gets off me and runs to the bathroom
>muffled "uuuuuugh youre disgusting!"
>I'm not satiated at all
>but dick is soft and I have some sense
>that sting of regret and shame
>thank god I didnt actually fuck her
>turn on the lamp
>jesus christ I really did cum a shit ton
>certainly doesnt happen when I masturbate
>looks like someone spilled a liter of watery yogert
>wipe it up as best I can
>turn lights off
>bed is fucking soaked
>sister comes out of the bathroom
>she pauses at the door, but after a moment I hear her crawl in bed
>goddamnit I have to sleep in a puddle of cum
>"um... goodnight"
>"goodnight"
>5 minutes pass
>"did that feel really good"
>goddamnit sister let me live
>"go to sleep. but yes."
>"pervert"
>"did YOU feel good?"
>"ew, no"
>I fucking know she did
>never seen pussy in porn look as wet as she felt, just on the outside
>am I really getting hard again
>goddamn cum puddle, goddamn hardon
>half an hour passes, then an hour
>pretty sure sister is asleep by now
>have you ever slept in wet cloth? and its cum
>maybe if I jerk off
>barely need to touch my dick before I'm at full mast
>wtf am I doing right now
>I'm just making myself sweaty
>goddamnit It only makes sense
>I had to for the sake of well rest
>"sisteranon"
>"what?"
>she wasnt asleep
>"I need to sleep in your bed my bed is soaked"
>she sighs in disgust
>"whatever"
>"but no sex stuff okay?"
>"you're literally disgusting"
>crawl into her bed.

Someone put this in the pastebin!

>then she pushed her naked ass into my dick and I had no choice but to put it in
>ravage my 12 year old sister all night long
>epic troll lol
>I put my arm around her, she protests about my sweaty body so I get off her
>she really does want to sleep
>accept my somewhat hard on will get no release unless I force myself on her
>we sleep side by side with absolutely no lewdness whatsoever
>one of my most fond and wholesome memories
>discounting everything that happened an hour before
>wake up to her getting up
>she runs for her clothes, grabs them and runs to the bathroom
>dude her body blows my mind every time
>like a delicate shell
>so skinny and small and smooth
>fresh and untouched by the world
>its fucking beautiful anons
>also that fucking ass
>what is it about kid asses that no matter how small and bony somehow look plump and firm and round
>wait I'm in a post-coital morning bliss over my fucking sister
>we are here only one more night
>this has to end here right?
>this will only keep escalating until it explodes in my face
>take comfort in the fact that I'm 17 so when I get found out ill only kind of get disowned
>sister comes out dressed
>I'm just lying on the bed completely naked with the covers off
>"why do you feel the need to do that" covering her eyes
>"look"
>"what"
>"look"
>she peaks through her fingers
>make my dick jump up
>"look how happy you made him"
>she covers her face and crumples slightly like she heard the worst news of her life
>"I amost had sex with you..." shudders
>"but we never would have really done it"
>"NO, no. no way."
>"yea, okay good. cause your my sister"
>"I just was being nice like letting you be a pervert cause you know, whatever"
>"yea, and your 12 I mean... 12 year olds should not be having sex"
>"I know right like, duh. and your my brother too like what"
>"I know how fucked up would that be if we did it"
>"like, yea"
>"yea, yea"
>"I'm saving myself for marriage"
>"same"
>long pause
>"please put clothes on."

I was in my room at age 16. My 14-year-old sister said, "I'm going out". I tell her "Later, slut." My 12-year old sister enters my room, sad. She has me comfort her again over some sister vs. sister trouble. My sister had her eye on a 13-year-old boy. My other sister swooped in and got his attention instead. Sis12 said, "Is it because I'm fat?" She wasn't. She was thick. I told her she's fine the way she was, some guys like thicker girls and besides, our pervy drunken dad made her a cock hound. She probably does others to get the taste of what dad makes her do out of her mind. I give her pointers on how to better dress for her figure and to stop being so insecure. I also pinch her nipples and tell her to stop going braless, even at home. She tells me that was inappropriate. I then say "No, this is inappropriate" by reaching up her shirt and grabbing her boobs. "And this", rubbing her inner thighs, lifting up her butt to grab her butt "and these" then rubbing her crotch and saying "and especially this." We wrestle. She gets to grabbing my crotch and it reacts and says "You are a pervert." I then cover my crotch with my pillow and say "No, it just reacted because a hand that isn't mine grabbed it." She then stomps out of my room.

That's normal behavior

>imagine being this much of a fag

Solid.

So... your niece become a roastie?

>imagine being a criminal

No she's pretty god damn cute, I'd say. This must've been a phase or something because as far as I know she hasn't been slutty since this happened.

Put them in but can’t save the pastebin

I consider that I may have either really got her mad or turned her on... the things we hear during our dad and Sis14 "private talks." Nope, I didn't hear her "electric toothbrush" so I go back to watching TV in my room. Then, Sis12 comes back in in some of Sis14's clothes, stretching them a little. Spandex pants and a tube top. She says "So, I'm a different kind of hot?" I shrug and say "Yeah, I usually like girls that are like my ex's." She then walks between me and the TV, fondling her tits through the tube top. "So, my boobs are nice." Feeling strange, I say "Um... yeah. Please stop doing that." She takes off her top and giggles "What's the matter? Am I making you horny?" By that time, my pillow was on my crotch to hide the chubby I was fighting. She then turns her back to me, sticks out her butt and begins shaking it, verbally making bad booty-shake music. She then gyrates her hips as she removes the pants. She slaps her butt and turns around. She says "I did not touch you, right?" I nod, not knowing what to say. Giggling, she steps forward and snags the pillow off my lap, and my raging boner can be seen through my sweatpants. She laughs and starts picking up her clothes. I strip naked in a split second and pull her down on my bed.

Whoo think was him!?!

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How do I save it?

Well shit

one time my little step sister reached out and grabbed my dick through my gym shorts

i told her not to do it again lol

Experimentation I guess
I remember the best friend of my sister flashing me her "training" bra when I was like 10 or 11, my sister is one year younger than me, so her friend was that age as well.
Now I can see that she liked me, I remember more moments like that, we were neighbors so we spend a lot of time together in those years, I am a pussy so never acted upon to, but boy, she wanted my young dick bad. If I were more brave I would have a lot of fun with that little slut.
Young girls are crazy.

Sis12 now has a look of surprise and alarm. I begin working my mouth all over her neck and her boobs, prying her legs apart with my legs to rub her inner thigh and pussy lips. She starts stammering "Sorry, /user/, I won't do it again." I say "Nope, I know what you want. You talked me into it." I then begin fingering her and she begins to pant. Wet almost instantly, pussy already reacting as if "almost there." I put my fingers under her nose and say "Your body doesn't lie." I then climb on top of her and put my dick to her pussy lips and she says "Too far! Too far! I'll be..." then she grunts as I slide it in. I begin pumping. She was obviously turned on before she was willing to admit or has a super-sensitive pussy. She began to orgasm, given that, my orgasm began not long after that. I didn't stop pumping until we were both exhausted.
I then propped myself up and looked down on her "Guess what?" She says "What?" I say "I have a new favorite body type. This is going to be hard to keep a secret." She says "Why? I won't say anything?" I say "Neither will I, but we are going to fuck all the time now. You have the best pussy ever."

I guess the guy who made the paste needs to do it. Not sure he’s even aware that it was incomplete.

Quick, somebody else make a new one! Maybe road trip user since he needs peeps caught up before continuing?

Either most of the people posting ITT are making shit up or this place is getting full of some stupid mother fuckers. If you do anything that's illegal, you NEVER mention it on Yea Forums unless you want a file to be opened up on you. Even if the stuff you're saying is related to drug use or other minor crimes, you NEVER say it on here. In fact, you shouldn't even make up stories like this. When it comes to illegal activity, you should ALWAYS keep it to yourself.

I wouldn't be surprised if some of the people ITT are feds looking for confessions. It'd be a fun job sitting on here, waiting for people to post incriminating shit, grabbing their IP addresses, identifying them, and then and then launching investigations to catch people who thought they could outsmart the law. The law always wins.

ur a moron lol

Correction: its okay to make up shit if there's no ambiguity whether its true or not. For instance, if you want to make up a story about fucking your little sister, its ok if you don't have a little sister. However, if you make shit up and the people involved are real people, then you're a class 1 dumbfuck even if everything you say is untrue.

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So I shouldn't talk about any rapes or murders I've committed?

Retard criminals are retards. Always sharing and bragging about their crime and trying to justify it.

ur a criminal lol

You're glowing. Shouldn't you be busy trying to incite terrorism on /pol/ so you can set them up and arrest them when some dumbfuck you're grooming decides to try to carry out a crackpot terrorist attack on another mosque?

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lol neither of you know anything about me

but if you think fbi agents are parsing the loli threads on b, then youre a retard

hey go ahead and show or name one case in the history of the practice of law that was won or even given heavier sentencing because of a greentext story on Yea Forums

i'll wait

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Lets say one of the people ITT talking about molesting/fucking a child actually did it. Well, its not hard for law enforcement to open up an investigation especially when their post identifies the perpetrator(themself) and their potential victim. The FBI just has to go interview the likely victim and the brazen dumbfuck bragging about fucking a child ITT will find himself being interrogated. Snitches deserve execution even if the person they're snitching on is themself.

I don't get why people can't figure this out. You NEVER admit your crimes on here if you're a criminal. It can come back to bite you in the ass very quickly. This is why people get caught for 'perfect' crimes all the time.

On the one hand, I shouldn't be saying what I'm saying because it could prevent justice from being served but, as someone who cares about Yea Forums and the people on the site, I'm not going to keep my mouth shut when users of this site are doing stupid shit like admitting to potential crimes and posting links to outside sites.

3 unwritten rules of Yea Forums:
1) Don't admit to anything illegal EVER. Don't even make shit up. The FBI doesn't care what the banner at the top of the page says.
2) Never say things on here that would be stupid to say to law enforcement. Yea Forums used to be filled with child porn. Its not anymore. Why? Because the FBI has a back door to the site. They don't need to ask for your IP address from the site admin. You talk about planning to commit a terrorist attack and you'll have someone at your door asking you questions.
3) NEVER follow links in threads that are suspicious. FBI employees likely post links to actual child porn and other illegal shit as a form of a honeypot. If a 'reasonable man' would suspect a link would be to illegal content, then you can be arrested for following it. Obviously they can't just throw misleading links out to arrest people but, if they give you a link that purports to be to illegal content/activity, its likely a honeypot

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Bump

That’s why you say “nice try, FBI” and tell people who link to websites that are illegal to visit to fuck off

And actual sickos just need to get gassed

Copy pasta but good copy pasta

>lol neither of you know anything about me
We don't have to. The FBI can figure out who you are with minimal effort. You can thank all the dumbfucks who used to post child porn so heavily on this site that the FBI got a back door into the site.

It plays out like this: lets say ITT you said you molested your little sister. An FBI employee in this thread(and there likely is one considering that the nature of this thread would likely involve confessions to crimes) can easily get your IP address, find your identity, check to see if you have a little sister, and, if you do, they can then pay her a visit and ask her if you did X to her when she was Y years old. In fact, if the FBI wasn't doing that, then they'd be a shitty law enforcement organization considering that self-snitching is the easiest way to catch criminals. They don't want you fucking your daughter or other children.

This is how people get caught all the time. When you brag about doing illegal shit on a site that's basically an FBI honeypot, then they're likely going to investigate since its much easier to arrest some dumbfuck on here who admits to everything than it is to do all the hard work of tracking people down the traditional way. The more arrests they make, the more funding they get and criminals LOVE bragging about the crimes they've gotten away with.

A smart strategy for life is this: NEVER admit to anything illegal ever. It can and will be used against you. Doesn't matter how arrogant you are to me ITT, you'll cry like a little bitch when you open your door only to find an armed FBI whatever(what are they, officers?)

please type more retarded bullshit you retard

its fun to watch you waste your time typing shit that makes no difference

again, if you think fbi agents are sitting on Yea Forums parsing loli threads and trying to track people down who post greentext stories, youre a FUCKING MORON

pastebin com
/WsX0Kv4z from last week

wait, so Yea Forums is just open to providing all the information the FBI wants? they're just sitting there, waiting for a request and willing to fill it out?

are you suggesting that the FBI somehow legally commandeered this site and runs it? i highly doubt it. the media loves to mention Yea Forums. i know you're all too young to be familiar with "cult of the dead cow" but they were hoping to interest you with how beto orourke--i honestly hope he goes further because making a "godfather" joke and calling him an "spic mick" would be funny--being a member.

Yea Forums is 100 times as well known to the modern crowd. they'd LOVE to report people getting busted. people DO post CP here all the time. the mods delete it. are you thinking that this only began a very slow investigation requiring secret warrants and ISP infiltration to watch all their traffic?

the reality is that the FBI only has 50,000 employees, not 5 million. it is not an army. it's just a big law enforcement agency. they are certainly NOT using a "back door" to Yea Forums. now, the NSA collects it all--in fact, this post will be on google in a minute--and any time you mention the government, certain politicians or especially the president, the CIA gets it. they will read THIS.

that has nothing to do with the FBI or CP. the CIA couldn't care less.

>hey go ahead and show or name one case in the history of the practice of law that was won or even given heavier sentencing because of a greentext story on Yea Forums
1) I'm too lazy to find the examples. There've been plenty.
2) They're not going to openly admit it and tell the press. That would defeat the purpose.

Here's one example(not the one I was looking for): techdirt.com/articles/20080320/102209599.shtml

Now if you're glowing, I can understand your opposition to what I'm saying and I hope the next person you arrest [redacted]. However, if you're not, then your attitude is retarded. Law enforcement LOVES self-admission to crimes and its easy to see if you're worth investigating on here because they can get your identity without getting a warrant or even having to ask the site admin. Its easy work.

Now I understand you may've said some shit you're regretting and you're trying to do that ol barganning shit where you try to assure yourself and me that you totally won't get in trouble for doing something retarded. And maybe you won't this time but you might in the future. But listen to what I'm saying so you don't learn this lesson in handcuffs.

Fuck off

fucking pedos

>imagine being to retarded that you think watching videos is evil

hexagonalpeach#1703
actual *nder*ge loli here
dm me if interested

When the videos are illegal, its evil

Nice try FBI

ducko#1946 IM A CUTE SHOTA ADD ME PLS

A loli went to the store to buy some rice, however she got raped in the nipple holes on the way.

Agree.
But there are also dumbasses on here that make shit up that could, nonetheless, get them into some trouble and waste taxpayer dollars. For instance, if someone ITT makes up a story about fucking their little sister, tax dollars may have to be spent paying law enforcement to find the idiots sister and interview her. Not only does that waste money, it also probably causes a very embarrassing situation when some girl is being asked if her older brother molested her(even worse if they tell her that he said he fucked her).

If you have a problem with pedophilia it means you should grow up

k

>Not only does that waste money, it also probably causes a very embarrassing situation when some girl is being asked if her older brother molested her(even worse if they tell her that he said he fucked her).
Or even more embarrassing, there is no sister. Or any siblings. And they just wasted all those resources policing some pervert’s BS story

>please type more retarded bullshit you retard
You're scared. I bet you said something ITT that was true and now you're worried that you'll get arrested. Don't worry though: even if you did commit a crime, its unlikely that you'll get arrested so long as your victim doesn't rat you out.

>its fun to watch you waste your time typing shit that makes no difference
Clearly it does. So tell us all, which story above was yours? Were you the guy molesting the redneck neighbor's daughter? Or were you one of the other dumbasses?

to you pedos out there, lets say u get the kid do you guys still like the kid when they grow up into adults?

In my case, yeah. Not all pedos/hebes are in it just for sex.

How Redneck Babies Are Made 101

lol i just think youre an idiot

i haven't posted anything bad at all

>again, if you think fbi agents are sitting on Yea Forums parsing loli threads and trying to track people down who post greentext stories, youre a FUCKING MORON

No, its actually very logical. People who commit crimes very often admit their crimes when they think they won't get caught. Maybe its to a friend or maybe its to a website but, at the end of the day, such self-snitching has gotten countless people arrested.

No, the FBI isn't sitting in every thread on here wasting their time. They're intentionally hanging out in, or creating, threads like these where the entire premise of the thread is self-admission to sex crimes. Heck, some of the stories on here were likely taken from actual cases so as to be believable and make people feel safe admitting to illegal shit.

Its actually a really effective form of law enforcement when you think about it. Idiots will admit to illegal shit on here and then a preliminary investigation can happen(identify the poster and see if the 'victim' they mention could exist) followed by an actual one after that if the people mentioned can be shown to actually exist.

Fuck off faggot. I hope you die of cancer. Leave this place and go become a security guard you fucking prick.

youre dumb

>wait, so Yea Forums is just open to providing all the information the FBI wants?
Yep
>they're just sitting there, waiting for a request and willing to fill it out?
No. My guess is that a deal was worked out where the FBI has their own interface to this site. Basically a point-and-click kind of thing that also shows deleted posts and IP addresses not only linked to one's post but also all of their previous posts on that IP address.

>are you suggesting that the FBI somehow legally commandeered this site and runs it?
No, I'm saying they have a back door and probably log all the traffic. Its not just for shit like this but also due to foreign involvement in Yea Forums. For instance, there's lots of shit on /pol/ that comes from foreigners and likely even foreign governments and organizations. Having a backdoor is very important since it allows them to deal with shit that comes from foreign countries and monitor connections. When some /sg/ thread on /pol/ is created, its in the FBI's interest to know what IP addresses are being used for intelligence purposes and so they can identify any American traitors who deserve a bullet.
The FBI doesn't run the site and wouldn't have to. They just have access to the flow of information and software that makes it easy for them to identify posters. Considering how many illegal things have been posted on here, its in their best interest to have access. That doesn't mean that they want to run the site(besides, government can't run shit).

>rapey
kys

>Yea Forums is 100 times as well known to the modern crowd. they'd LOVE to report people getting busted.
The media only knows what law enforcement tells them. The FBI has no incentive to tell the media how many dumbasses they've arrested especially since it would cause people to be more tight-lipped on here.

>people DO post CP here all the time. the mods delete it.
Yeah, but law enforcement obviously wants the IP addresses especially if the CP is new so that they can catch the dumbfucks making it. Its far less common on here than in the past because the people posting it got arrested.

> are you thinking that this only began a very slow investigation requiring secret warrants and ISP infiltration to watch all their traffic?
They don't need warrents. This place isn't your mailbox or your home. Its a public platform. Hell, this place could've gotten shut down for the content on it but Moot decided to cooperate.

>the reality is that the FBI only has 50,000 employees, not 5 million.
And it takes less than 100(probably closer to 20) to monitor this site. When shit is reported, they see it. Obviously they have algorithms so that suspicious foreign IP addresses are flagged.

Every post in a thread like this will be checked. It takes less than a minute to find out if a poster mentioning illegal activity is worth actually investigating. Monitoring this site is probably very easy.

>that has nothing to do with the FBI or CP. the CIA couldn't care less.
Its still easier than doing things the old fashion way. Better value too.

Hope you die of ass cancer you worthless faggot.

Its more fun to yell at them. If you're lucky, you may ruin the person's day.

>The law always wins.

Yeah, that's why all crimes are reported/solved.

Oh wait.

>Or even more embarrassing, there is no sister
They can figure that out in less than a minute. All they have to do is check the poster's IP address, get a names associated with it, and see if the person has a younger sister. Not very difficult if you have access to public records.

>this

maybe if you paid for it fag, otherwise you just wasted bandwidth

pretty difficult if said poster uses a vpn or is on a public network

>lol i just think youre an idiot
No, you know I'm right but your cognative dissonance is getting in the way. Face it: times have changed and law enforcement has adapted. 30 years ago if someone openly said they raped a child, those who heard them could report them and an investigation could take place. Just because the idiot today is saying that shit on a modern website doesn't mean that the same rules don't apply.

If its 1980 and you're in a bar and you say you molested your little sister, the other patrons can report you and you'll get investigated. Its 2019 and you're in a modern version of a bar. What makes you think that its now magically different when you openly say you've done something very illegal?

>this

as if you get instantly v& as soon as you do illegal stuff, no country has enough resources

>sickos need to be gassed

Sick people need to be cured.

Good luck I'm behind 9 proxies

No, I'm logical. Am I right? maybe or maybe not. But the fact is that what I'm saying is closer to the truth than your retarded belief that you can go onto a public space, admit to serious crimes, and then magically never get investigated by law enforcement.

Or you could be glowing in which case I hope an acolyte of Terry Davis's runs you over.

Wow, what a stupid thought. Should've expected it, I guess.

>he literally believes this
Fuck off, you are wrong and glowing more than the sun. Fucking honeypot bastard

Why?

Because they’re illegal. Illegal=evil

Yeah, but when people openly admit to crimes(eg this thread), then the law wins. The only time the law doesn't win is when someone commits the perfect crime and keeps their mouth shut.

But yeah, when it comes to dumbasses like most people posting ITT, the law always wins since arrogant stupidity is the legal system's best informant.

so if it was against the law to protect your own son from harm, would it be evil?

Retard, you don't look very smart right now.

just stating the obvious, but a little bit of paranoia is healthy, especially in this case

of course, just as people under 18 can't have sex without it being rape
it's hilarious when both parents sue and there's suddenly two rapists, thank god I didn't grow up in the US

>pretty difficult if said poster uses a vpn or is on a public network
Yeah, well, not all criminals can be caught. As for public networks, each machine has its own IP address and that machine's mac address can be found since its logged. So if you're on a public network, its not hard to track you down for a post you made since you made that post at a certain time from a certain IP that, at that time, was linked to a certain mac address. Yeah, you can change your mac address and whatnot and get away with admitting to illegal shit but the vast majority of people who admitted to illegal shit ITT aren't that smart.

>Good luck I'm behind 9 proxies
Virtually every proxy has been banned on this site. You can thank all the dumbshits who used to post child porn here and got every proxy imaginable permabanned.

oh boy, because i am very interested in appearing smart on Yea Forums!

No, they need to be stopped from harming others.

Also, its 7, not 9

are you retarded?

it would be evil to protect your own son?

What about digital piracy?

>Virtually every proxy has been banned on this site.
Did you forget that that’s a running joke on this site?

>implying that exists

>maybe if you paid for it fag, otherwise you just wasted bandwidth
Still illegal
>but it wasn't paid for
Still fucking illegal.

And because they involve harm to others.

yeah, but its 7, not 9 unless I misremembered.

It IS 7. Still, it sounded like you didn’t get it was an old meme

Its funny how all the stories in this thread immediatly stopped. No matter how arroagant the idiots are that claim that they won't get in trouble for the stuff they post here, its funny how they quit posting. Or it could be that many of the greentexts were posted by FBI pricks and they realized they might as well high-tail it out of here.

Been here since 05 or 06. Its just that others haven't and thus they might actually think that proxies work.

ya, you sure showed them

you're so smart and cool

Kys

I literally came to this thread about anons always have interesting stories about just real life shit
This is one of those
I've worked with kids since I was about 13 and even now I barely work with high school kids when my schedule isn't fucking me up the ass
Can confirm kids do weird shit.like this all the time, though I think it'd going through way of the dinosaur in western nations as more and more are being raised by the internet instead otheor parents

Well yeah you dumb shit, most girls start puberty at 9 or so

Fukken pedo
Don't even have the decency to keep your obsession away from family

Not always accurate, but good enough in this context.

Nice

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Faggots I had a good fap and you destroyed it all

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Oh, and the "post your secrets" threads likely glow too. If a thread's opening post encourages the disclosure of illegal information, then it likely glows(not always, but probably more often than not).

This guy literally draws lolis being raped to death.

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Well, my work clearly succeeded. If you glow, then tell me: any of the stories ITT warrant further investigation?

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you're welcome.

>be me
>get kicked in nuts after leaving party by bitch I used to date
>petite little brunette, about 19 at the time
>gonna make this bitch pay .jpg
>follow her for about a month getting down her routine
>who does she talk to?
>when can I find her alone?
>me and my bros grab her during midnight dog walk and take her to deserted parking lot
>kill poodle
>hit her 5 or 6 times in face and body
>take turns hitting that sweet teen pussy
>wreck asshole, no lube
>this goes on for close to 40 mins or so
>eyes absolutely dead by the time we’re finished
I was convinced we’d be caught. But that was over 2 years ago, so lucky me. Looked kinda like pic related.

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>baby sex baby sex baby sex
>its awwwwwwwwright!

i dont even know wtf "glow" means you fucking weirdo faggot piece of shit

newfag

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Everyone here is a newfag, it isn't exactly an insult anymore. This place is infested, get used to it.

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kill yourself you colossal faggot

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That’s all I feel like sharing—other threads need me. If you’re curious about the artist, he goes by Ketsune.

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How much left to the set?

the way he draws loli rape is sooo hot

>be me
>glownigger
>lurk loli threads
>find illegal content
>view said content
>start to get into it
>boner.png
>might as well
>beat my dick like a runaway slave
>ropesuponropes.webm
>realize i just became the very thing i sought to destroy
>mfw i have to arrest myself

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How do I find the rest of his work?

oshiditme

Google “Ketsune hentai” come on m8, learn how to internet.

>be me, 14
>backstage during a rehearsal of a high school play with cousin, also 14
>we're both on stage crew, only people on that side of the stage
>it's dark af
>quite a long scene so I have nothing to do for a while, relaxed sitting on table with legs straight out
>can't really talk loud backstage so have to whisper
>she walks up to me from the front, right over one of my feet
>I know it's a joke/to try making me uncomfortable since we're quite close
>call her bluff, and wiggle my foot right where it is, still pressed into her crotch
>talk turns immediately flirty as we try to one-up each other
>she asks if I've ever touched a boob before
>honest boi me says no, as casually as I can manage, but heart pounding through the roof
>she doesn't even wait, grabs my wrist and puts my hand up her shirt
>delicious tight A-cup tits on my favorite cousin
>dunno what to do, give small squeeze out of politeness
>our cue comes, needed for scene change, we hop to it and never talk about it again

It never came up nor did we go any further, but she definitely brushed up a lot closer to me than was necessary on many other occasions. Still kicking myself for never trying more, she's married and shit now.

I remember there was an article about lolis are pedo shit, this thread right here prove that. Please kys, society has abandoned you "ohh the system is flaw", shit that's fucking lazy talk

>this thread

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FUCKING CUTE!

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>dunno what to do, give small squeeze out of politeness
lol'd

You forgot the 'kompromat' angle wherein the Russians ensure that your browsing habits get brought up if they ever want to blackmail you for something.

Why bother with all that 'hire a hooker to become their wife' shit when they posted in a loli thread on Yea Forums once?

>Be me, 17
>working on a medium/large family farm as a mechanic
>fixing damaged equipment in a barn
>group walks through
>mostly 10-14-year-old girls
>recognise manager
>she smiles
>It's a riding class taking a tour of the farm
>shows them around the equipment stored here, I talk a little and introduce myself
>they leave
>ff 3 months, I know most of the girls
>working in a barn the day of their rehearsals for their show
>different barn
>hay barn
>greet girls occasionally as they come to get hay
>see Hannah
>Hannah
>14, 5'1, really fit, small but nice tits and ass, beautiful red hair
>greet her
>we start chatting
>finish working, crack open a cold one and sit down
>she sits too
>blue skinny jeans
>ass
>asks if she can try some beer
>ok.wav
>she likes it
>give her one for herself
>she's talking about getting a haircut
>tell her she shouldn't, play with a little of her hair
>she giggles and smiles
>tell her that her hair is beautiful
>she thanks me and gives me a kiss on the cheek
>asks what I was working on
>man things.avi
>Go to hayloft, show her new beams that allow more room for storage
>she says I'm a big strong man
>let her feel my biceps
>cring
>she asks for a kiss
>lol ok
>we sit together and kiss a little more
>keep going
>making out
>my hands are all over her ass
>trying to reach further down

you're a terrible person

Ty, i'm still there but i shouldn't

Well if you weren't caught before, you definitely will be caught now. Have fun, the FBI has a backdoor on this website.

get terminal cancer.

Continue

Yeah, cause THAT doesn't happen ANYWHERE else in the world but the U.S, right? Fuck off goyim

Not to agree with the chatty fuck but Mad Thad was a tripfag that got v&.
>McMichael claimed this was a joke