Post what you carry in your pockets bros

What I got that isn’t heavy, poorfag here. Better than nothing. Also this

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A old Halo 3 wallet I've had since I was like 11.
The mario thing is an acrylic charm that is based after that Hotel Mario meme of them walking into places. This thing lets me just hold it up anywhere I want and make a meme on the go. The original maker did a limited run, but for all I know he still sells them. Use to be on my key chain but it broke off, now I use slide it in my wallet.

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Fuck that's cool. Can you link me the guy?

Yeah. Lemme see if I can find him.
And I know, I really love this thing. When it came in the mail it was on a little paper card with a house drawn on it. Little speech bubble above Mario's head. "Nice of Dallas to invite us to his house, aye Luigi?" written on it. I fucking died.

This is the shop page for it. You could maybe ask about it. rezllen.storenvy.com/products/22840845-hotel-mario-charm

how alcoholic are you to carry a flask and a bottle opener that isn't small enough to put on a keychain

pocket .380, wallet, keys, knife lighter, cigarettes.

maybe a server or bartender?

that's super gay.

my brothers a bartender/bar manager and he never has a bottle opener because they would have heaps at work? and no he never had a flask on him, I don't think that has anything to do with being a bartender.

You just jealous of my pocket Italians.

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Mario is French idiot

wallet, keys, phone. because i don't have autism

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Wallet and keys, phone, and maybe a lighter

Fags

If I have to go somewhere shady I have a tac light from my MTB. Will blind your ass. I accidentally caused at least one car crash with this light...

>a fucking money wad next to a wallet
What're you, a nigger?!

>at least one
Bitch, know your kill count, until its 49+ mulims, yaint shit

>A fucking polyester wallet with a zipper!!
Are you fat and sad?

This user will not only stun you with his plastic nucks, but will threaten you with a gun every female secret agent uses

I carry a phone, wallet, and some times a pocket knife.
Fedora wearing losers up in these threads all the time.

>I'm protecting my fedora with the akward and unnecessary placement of a rude fedora comment.

Too much edgy faggy gay shit. I carry money, my phone, and my toilet paper plug I shove into my foreskin to prevent a wet dream from happening the coming night. A pen, money cards, keys, are only in my pockets when necessary.

A gun is carried in a holster, so it doesn't count.

Post the pics fags

Why TF would you carry a watch in your pocket? Wear the damned thing.

Why did this arouse me?

Nothing.

Nope. Just carrying it because when my other one died in the washer I needed a back up. Aaaaand I just never got a new one.
Also proof of not fat and sad.
Me and my girl on a day hike.

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>This thing lets me just hold it up anywhere I want and make a meme on the go.

that's some severe autism you got there.

Only if you think about it too hard.

It's like a niche charm I would say. I'd buy it but too bad it's sold out.

It's like a spastic Tarantino that definitely still has the foot fetish