My girlfriend got beat up by her dad. What do Yea Forums? I'm literally shaking right now

even if this were real, you wouldnt do shit because he'd beat your ass too cuck

post a time stamp and I'll give you the best 10 minute legal advice a damn lawyer can give you. Really, I have my juris doctorate in family law...

Cap him user, that's what any man with more than one testicle would do

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>op says she got beat up
>"The only reason to have a bandaid on her arm is cause she's a junky"
how the fuck do you exist

LOL

Also this is now a NZ shooting thred

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>phone poster
>having to look this up

Anything that ends with 'I'm literally shaking' is a pasta. There's a few variants of this one.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Should've listened the first time

Real talk: Report it to the police. She probably wants to protect him because he's her dad, but that piece of shit deserves to stew in prison. She'll thank you in the long run, and not doing anything at all means he could hurt her or someone else worse in the future. These problems don't go away and almost always escalate. Tons of domestic abuse situations end with the man killing the woman.

Thank you, Time to abandon thread. Snortin powda time MOTHA FUCKA!

Kill yourself for constantly posting this Shit.

What did she do to deserve it?

thanks for the stale copypasta, OP.

Denver fag?

Her dad has an odd fixation on her ass and thighs...

She deserves it

kill her and her dad

Are you saying every victim is a liar? Literally shaking rn. Stop.

Go beat him up, or call the cops to beat him up.

cringey

you did it wrong...

>What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
>Nothing, you already told her twice.

faggit

nice b8 m8 fucking newfags'll definitely fall for this one

Go over there and get your ass beat too.

>What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
>"How about a third?"

then you fuck her in her brown eye until it's black and bruised.

mfw the first one wasn't sufficient enough, who's the faggot now?

also, thanks for ruining a joke on a thread that is already obviously a troll thread

have you ever touched a breast?

>Can you provide some more pictures? It might help us to help you, user.
It's copy pasta, faggot.

You probably deserve it. What did you do big mouth?

You must go fuck her dad to assert your dominance.

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Stop posting pics of my daughter, you dumb fuck, or I'll beat the shit out of you too!

>2) Face off with him yourself.
This. Channel your inner Tom Hardy youtube.com/watch?v=SOl0wRIIsWc

I like that movie.

It is one of Shia's few good movies.

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beat up her dad obviously
and probably move to a different town

Teach that bitch to shut up and make a sandwhich

All threads are nz shooting threads

Real talk; cut all ties with this bitch. People with broken homes are mentally fucked. They rarely break the cycle and are generally as bad as shit skins and part of the reason for the downfall of the white race.

Real talk. I hope someone’s dad beats you up for posting this stale copy/pasta

For those in this situation wanting to fight-
You go into his house, make sure you have a pocket knife on you in your pocket

Do not touch him, but yell loudly.

Call him out, get right up in his face, call him a weak faggot, pussy bitch cunt sissy whatever you need to to get him to hit you.

Make sure he hits you hard enough to leave a mark, then lose your fucking mind and go almost as far as killing him, but don’t. Beat the ever living shit out of him.

Only pull the knife if he has you cornered and you fear for your life. Hit him with whatever is near and don’t stop until he is unconscious.

Then call the cops and say he hit you first and you were defending yourself when you confronted him about abusing his daughter.

Everyone wins.

also bruises don't turn black like that faggot especially not recent ones.