>Actual true story inbound: >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >>announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
So, was he blind? Why else would you greet a man toting multiple firearms, walking into your mosque with "welcome brother." Did he perhaps mistake him for someone else? Do people often bring guns into a mosque?
Can I just ask, why do you do this? I mean I know the actual reason, I'm just curious what you'll say.
Levi Cruz
>Actual true story inbound: >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >>announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Really though, these threads are terrible. I think filling it with things some people can genuinely enjoy is a good thing. I didn't touch the history thread because it was relatively fresh starting out.
but the problem is you've gotten me hard in a situation where i cannot masturbate
Liam Evans
this started out as a really promising ylyl until that fuckin cuck, cocksucking, wank scholar, douche sucking, shit eater ruined it with those fuckin stupid comics. every fuckin time bro. seriously fuck off and die
That's really disappointing, I thought you would have a better cover than that. I mean nothing you said made any sense. The only way you can get off is obvious bullshit, and finding these threads terrible is totally irrelevant. Just start a new thread - this thread is for ylyl, if you don't like it then leave, why hijack it? Cmon user, why don't you tell people here the real reason? Or at least a better lie, I'm guessing you're too much of a coward for the truth.
Looks like those 2 kids on the beach where the chick gets kicked in the face
Justin Thompson
I don’t get it?
Carson Taylor
I concur
Jackson Walker
real classics.
John Gonzalez
The hentai fag tried. Still a good ylyl
Michael Flores
a lot of questions here... first off, how did his eyed do this? is that a pickle bandaid.
Joseph Richardson
Good luck using that wood blade to cut through metal
Luke Cox
Fuck off
Elijah Garcia
this guy saws
Charles Green
orbit achieved
Gavin Martinez
I only stayed for the hentai. Nothing made me laugh. Ylyl is for newfags.
Lincoln Robinson
OONNABLLBLBLE MEMBAH
Andrew Sullivan
Fuck. got me good.
James Wilson
This shitty but oc
Adrian Nelson
Ylyl threads are all that’s left on Yea Forums. Raids are banned so why fuck with the only thing that’s left
Thomas Jenkins
Why does the girl remind me of Betsy DeVos?
Robert Phillips
oh shit i totally lol'd
Bentley Cooper
Underrated
Oliver Russell
>british uniform
This is supposed to be a joke?
Xavier Ortiz
Yeah. No way this is ever getting into a mass murderer’s manifesto.
Oliver Sanchez
where is the video??
Connor Martinez
He said it, but not to the shooter, his fucking back was turned but the media does what they do best, twist the story
Samuel Jones
Sauce?
Landon Ramirez
Always check after I'm done posting
Xavier Kelly
hi brow
Mason Myers
You should be shot
Zachary Green
Is this true? Source?
Eli Rodriguez
I don’t get it. Wouldn’t the sales pitch be the compartment for the soldiers? This is gay.
Austin Peterson
They didn’t actually say this did they? >sees guy walking up to mosque wearing riot gear and carrying rifle with flashing strobe >”Hey guy what’s shak—AAAHHHH!” Fucking media I swear to Jesus. They are poisoning an entire generation.
Aiden Roberts
You can’t possibly tell what type of blade that is from that grainy ass pick.