AMEN
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AMEN
Colton Bennett
AMEN
Eli Foster
AMEN
Adam Thompson
GAYmen haha
Jordan Parker
AMEN MY LORD
Samuel Martin
Hail Satan
Tyler Murphy
Amen
Thomas Parker
Ave Satanus
Henry Jenkins
gods not real.
but we have all the empirical evidence we need to confirm the legitimacy of fat white girl ass.
Liam Gonzalez
well i didnt ignore but OP is fag
Gavin Ramirez
Amen
William Morris
Amen
Jack Campbell
amen
Jaxon Flores
Amen
Alexander Jackson
amen
Brandon James
AMEN
Liam Evans
Amen
Joshua Thompson
Amen
Ryder Parker
not gonna iglore but fuck you OP
Joseph Campbell
AMEN
Sebastian Thomas
AMEN
David Bell
AMEN
Jack Cruz
AMEN
Caleb Gomez
Amén
Charles King
As above so below
Oliver Thomas
someone should stab your eyes out.
AMEN
Jack Jones
Amen brother
Alexander James
amen
Josiah Anderson
Amen! My Lord, My Saviour!
Jackson Ward
Amen, Yea Forums is a Christian server, fuck kikes.
Mason Scott
AMEN
John Diaz
Amen.
Nicholas Robinson
amen
Brandon Gray
amen
Aiden Morgan
Joke's on you Satan, I'm thingken of fast.
How can I ignore fast if I AM fast?
Brody Martin
Amen
Cooper Stewart
Amen
Gabriel Sullivan
AMEN
Ethan Martin
Nigger
Dylan Reyes
AMEN
Christian Barnes
Ramen
Kayden Powell
Amen
Robert Hughes
amen
Jonathan Stewart
AMEN
Austin Taylor
Amen
Alexander Wood
I dont want St Peter to tell me " if only you 'd of typed amen"
AMEN
Andrew Garcia
Amen.
Jesus, I know I fucked up, and I'm probably going to Hell, but I'll follow you as much as best I can
Dominic Russell
Amen
Thomas Taylor
amen
Brody Fisher
Amen
Levi Rivera
AMEN
Ian Myers
Amen
Isaiah Gray
Amen
Aaron Long
Jesus is good and you should love him and accept him into your heart God is great
Elijah Cook
Sage
Nathan Miller
so Yea Forums is doing facebook shit now?
Elijah Long
ITT: Delusional christfags
Wyatt Turner
Amen
Austin Hall
Amen
Christian Campbell
Hail Odin.
Nathaniel Reed
Amen
Noah Rodriguez
People actually believe that Jesus was the son of a god. The stupidity is unimaginable.
Gabriel Diaz
A M E N
Jace Nguyen
Op is a fag
Chase Adams
What so many amateur quofers- that is, those who take up intentional dickfarting- forget is that the urethra's strength and elasticity are not infinite. If pushed to the breaking point, bad things happen, one we all know by name- the Bloody Bubbling Boner Burps. Hence, it's important to know your limits, both capacity for air and the amount of time you spend quofing.
If the pleasure to pain ration ever reaches 1:5 or worse (it feels like you're dickfarting acid and scorching hot air), expel the rest of your air, stop, maybe flush your bladder and urethra out with cold STERILE water. Stop immediately if you see even a trace of blood, and wait at least a month before resuming inflation exercising. Quofing, as was stressed by Thundercock Theodore and Tom-The-Bomb of the Queer Quofing Quartet, is not something to rush at all. Accidents and overstraining can result in injury or death.
Thundercock has, on several occasions, canceled quofing displays because something went wrong during practice. While disappointing, trying to use "The show must go on" has meant the hospitalization of several up and coming quofers. While Jimmy Jackoff's BBBB episode during a concert was fortunately just a kidney stone, recall that Madame Maxima immediately shut things down once she saw blood on the floor. Trying to inflate an injured urethra is a VERY BAD THING.
Christopher Price
Amen nigger
Adam Gomez
Amen
Julian Foster
I should also note that unless you have been trained for decanting, inserting any liquid besides water or gas besides air is a really bad thing for your urethra. (Note: Still unsure about the whole hydrogen peroxide flush thing. Can anyone confirm or deny?) One poor quofer tried to make jello in his bladder, and wound up needing surgery for it. Another filled his bladder with colored water and used a catheter to insert pellets of dry ice to create a "smoking dick" effect. To be fair, it WAS awesome and it was the highlight of Quofecon 2012, but as Madame Maxima pointed out, if it had gone wrong, we'd of had an EMS arrival, and trying to explain career quofing to paramedics can get... awkward.
Julian Diaz
Tight paradox.
Chase Price
Amen
Thomas Price
Hail Satan indeed
Bentley Moore
A-mean
Ayden Lee
Amen. Fuck satan
Zachary Bell
Amen
Dylan Lee
Amen
Evan Howard
Amen.
Nicholas Morgan
busy
amen me tomorrow
Carter Ward
Amen
Ethan Rogers
AMEN
Luis Hall
Fuck that fraud. You want to get into heaven, right?
Kevin Jenkins
im sorry for your lost
Justin Richardson
Amen
Justin Sullivan
amen bitch
Chase Turner
AMEN
Gavin Morales
>claims god not real
>posts picture of heaven
derp
Samuel Gray
Satane would be the vocative.
Evan Fisher
>to proud of me
WTF?!
Nolan King
Amen
Eli Jackson
Amen
Ethan Carter
the N-word
what mean?
Nathaniel Moore
Hunter Garcia
NIGGER
Ethan Robinson
Nicholas Sullivan
>Using a craven image of the Lord God Jesus Christ to get (you)s on a board full of tranny porn and gore videos.
Oh you gone ta hell nah.
Alexander Murphy
Buy Mitch's cocaine. It's the Christian thing to do.
Christian Wood
graven
Although 'craven' does aptly describe religion in general.
Jack Sanders
Amen
Sebastian Ortiz
Amen and why the need to be soooo edgy, it's so cringy it debilitated me, besides my hand.
Ethan Torres
AMen
Adam Allen
AMEN
Mason Parker
I'm a fat fuck, I always ignore fasts
Carson Wilson
AMEN
Zachary Nelson
Amen
Jonathan Reed
AMEN
Michael Sanders
Daniel Lee
wish i could be in this sitiation
Jeremiah Long
AMEN
Anthony Foster
imagine the smell
Brody Kelly
Amen
Blake Roberts
AMEN
Jaxson Williams
Amen
Carson Torres
Oh baby lawd jesus. AMEN!
Easton Wilson
>"Beefy butthole stuffers thought to cure cancer?"
Jaxson Perry
Amen
Isaiah Cox
AMEN
Thomas Ward
rAMEN. im hungry
Juan Johnson
Amen
Elijah Bailey
A M E N
Mason Evans
Jizzas
James Long
Amen
Ian Cooper
IGNORE FAST
Camden White
I have my anger issues with God... but at the end of the day, i'd side with God over Satah... so Amen.
Jack Ortiz
AMEN!
Christopher Kelly
A M E N
Elijah James
amen
Cooper Lopez
Amen
Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Turner
Lincoln Roberts
Aaron Roberts
AMEN
Lincoln Howard
Amen
Owen Walker
AMEN