ITT; we wait.
ITT; we wait
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>checks clock
well im tired of waiting
I'll nap
>rolls eyes at all the sheep with iphones rather than androids in the waiting room
ahem
HANDS UP, THE NEXT PERSON TO GET DUBS GETS SHOT!
>is bored and looks through 3 year old magazines.
plz may i have singles
>scrolls thru Yea Forums and finds the same waiting room and looks around nervously
im safe
*plays gucci gang thru phone on max volume*
Checks for open Wi-Fi
waitingception, woah...
>Discreetly scratches balls and sniffs hand afterwards. Looks around to see if anyone noticed.
>staring at wall pictures
>snatches phone and whips it at the wall with the force of 1000 suns
And what exactly we are waiting?
ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkk
we wait
>Inadvertently remembers every retarded and embarrassing thing I ever did
Just wait and see
Well he's dead now.
>foot tapping
Need to do something for tomorrow, should've been done two weeks ago, still have time but instead I just wait
*whips out cock and starts slowly stroking*
>whistles
"WHO THE FUCK FARTED!?!??"
*bang* bang*
>stares in disappointment and disgust
>look at the receptionists computer
Hej I see you run micro$oft wangblows, Enjoy your botnet
>clears throat
>glances at everyone in the room
>imagines killing everyone in different ways
*enters the room wearing full military gear and armed with guns*
Why the fuck did this statement along with the image make me laugh harder than I shouldve?
>sips coffee loudly
>"fuckin white cunts"
>flashes tits at the would-be shooter
fuck your fucking pie you fucking bitch.
>cell phone rings
>answers loudly
THERE'S ALREADY A SHOOTER HERE SIR.
*bang bang*
OH FUCK I GOT DUBS TOO
NOW I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF
*BANG* *BANG*
Yeah, and he's shooting semen all over the waiting room.
Fuuuuhhhhh...
"It's ok, i'll just wait over till he's done"
what are we waiting for?
please im still young
he's done, he already shot him himself.
>twirls hair and sighs impatiently
> gets on the floor and takes pants off and curls up into a ball to eat own ass
>Watches whatever crappy soap opera is playing on the TV
safe passage to neverland
Who said you can do that
Mam can you please quiet that child
No need for waiting. Yes you have cancer. Now just go make it easier for yourself and KYS!
execpt for you
Lmao RIP my dude
>crosses arms angrily
I'm sorry but nobody said u could do that either ya bitch
>picks up an outdated 'People' magazine
please shoot this sick bastard
>flips you off
Hey what else is he gonna do
Then you wake up from your day dreaming and realize your fatass is stuck in the chair
whO do you think you are
leave so we don't have to wait longer
Yeah let's make his faggotass leave
exit
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nope not moving i've been waiting here all day no one's gonna take my spot
Music to my ears
Ugh..
>rolls eyes and looks away
I can't. I'll reschedule my appointment.
>exits building
Queue music
No I'm sorry :(