ITT; we wait

ITT; we wait.

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>checks clock

well im tired of waiting

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I'll nap

>rolls eyes at all the sheep with iphones rather than androids in the waiting room

ahem

HANDS UP, THE NEXT PERSON TO GET DUBS GETS SHOT!

>is bored and looks through 3 year old magazines.

plz may i have singles

>scrolls thru Yea Forums and finds the same waiting room and looks around nervously

im safe

*plays gucci gang thru phone on max volume*

Checks for open Wi-Fi

waitingception, woah...

>Discreetly scratches balls and sniffs hand afterwards. Looks around to see if anyone noticed.

>staring at wall pictures

>snatches phone and whips it at the wall with the force of 1000 suns

And what exactly we are waiting?

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkk

we wait

>Inadvertently remembers every retarded and embarrassing thing I ever did

Just wait and see

Well he's dead now.

>foot tapping

Need to do something for tomorrow, should've been done two weeks ago, still have time but instead I just wait

*whips out cock and starts slowly stroking*

>whistles

"WHO THE FUCK FARTED!?!??"

*bang* bang*

>stares in disappointment and disgust

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>look at the receptionists computer
Hej I see you run micro$oft wangblows, Enjoy your botnet

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>clears throat

>glances at everyone in the room
>imagines killing everyone in different ways

*enters the room wearing full military gear and armed with guns*

Why the fuck did this statement along with the image make me laugh harder than I shouldve?
>sips coffee loudly

>"fuckin white cunts"

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>flashes tits at the would-be shooter

fuck your fucking pie you fucking bitch.

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>cell phone rings
>answers loudly

THERE'S ALREADY A SHOOTER HERE SIR.

*bang bang*

OH FUCK I GOT DUBS TOO
NOW I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF
*BANG* *BANG*

Yeah, and he's shooting semen all over the waiting room.

Fuuuuhhhhh...

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"It's ok, i'll just wait over till he's done"

what are we waiting for?

please im still young

he's done, he already shot him himself.

>twirls hair and sighs impatiently

> gets on the floor and takes pants off and curls up into a ball to eat own ass

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>Watches whatever crappy soap opera is playing on the TV

safe passage to neverland

Who said you can do that

Mam can you please quiet that child

No need for waiting. Yes you have cancer. Now just go make it easier for yourself and KYS!

execpt for you

Lmao RIP my dude

>crosses arms angrily

I'm sorry but nobody said u could do that either ya bitch

>picks up an outdated 'People' magazine

please shoot this sick bastard

>flips you off

Hey what else is he gonna do

Then you wake up from your day dreaming and realize your fatass is stuck in the chair

whO do you think you are

leave so we don't have to wait longer

Yeah let's make his faggotass leave

exit

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nope not moving i've been waiting here all day no one's gonna take my spot

Music to my ears

Ugh..
>rolls eyes and looks away

I can't. I'll reschedule my appointment.
>exits building

Queue music

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No I'm sorry :(