she moves in across the street. Yea Forums wwyd
She moves in across the street. Yea Forums wwyd
avoid eye contact at all costs
Bake her a welcome to the neighbourhood cake with a special ingredient of sedatives in
Watch her from my bed room window
pull her pants down and eat her ass
real niggas know this is the way to a women's heart,none of this cuck baking her a cake shit
plan my rapey strategy
buy good telephoto lens, find a good spot to observe her room and bathroom, document it
Ask her to babysit my twin 6 years olds while I take my wife on a date.
invite her over and see if I can convince her I'm worth going out with, if not theres always other courses of action
You'd stare at her like a mongonoid then go home and fap, you maggot.
here comes her sister
invest
Double rape time then
Ask if she would help me find the lost puppy in my basement.
nice gap
their mom
would fuck her,her sister and the mom
yeah that nose runs in the family
Chat her up and see if she is interested, otherwise avoid. Don't rape kids, just find a good looking girl who wants it and go rough.
Rape is way too much drama.
Never ever talk to her and jerk off to her Instagram, maybe take creepshots
instagram jerk off rules
>she moves in across the street
I'm guessing the nearest neighbour?
Well, that's 45 minutes away by car. Unless she camps in the forest on the end of my driveway.
buy her the tightest pair of yoga pants i can find
Jew
the usual.
find out 2 years later when shes moving out that she lived there all this time.