My doll is the only thing that keeps me happy in life. I love her so much. We sleep together every night

What would you like to see?

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give us a shot of your kitchen and the inside of your fridge

It's actually a really good smell. Once the bad smell notes go away, you're left with nothing but sweet candy-shop smell.

...but that's where I keep all the frozen panties I've cummed on 100s of times and am trying to disinfect before curing...

Awe, now you gotta show us.

you opened this can of worms man, you can't leave us hanging like this

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don't want to see your doll's box man, show us the fridge

Is that pee?

Nice doll

>the smell of greese

Here's 1/20th of my pantie collection

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Do you us them or these are for your doll?

Do you like little girls?

These are too small for me. Most of these are 3T-4T.

I do however have a completely separate inventory of teen-sized clothes that *I* wear because I'm actually a pretty good looking trap.

he must have one hell of a child porn collection

No, but I wish I was one.

Dolls and panties and the other weird shit is fetishistic and probably not doing you any harm.

Why are you so filthy? Most of that could be gone in about 5 minutes with a trash bag and you'll feel a lot better about yourself.

nice job keeping those panties neat and clean, try to do the same thing with your room this time

we can see where his priorities are

Fuck off mate. You have NO idea how bad my room is. I have literally taken a whole week off to clean the room FULL TIME and it didn't make that much of a difference.

If my GF wasn't such a raging alcoholic who YEETS stuff everywhere while drunk, the room wouldn't be this messy. I'm actually a neat freak who cleans every day. My GF is the one who messes up the room daily due to adult ADHD.

How do people react when you buy children's clothing?

That's clearly a whole lot of bullshit.

Those are the NEW ones. I was trying to show off for a picture.

That's not even 1/3rd of what I own. The rest are BROWN and plastered with jizz.

Can I be in the screenshot?

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I don't, my GF buys them for me when we're clothes shopping. Raises no eyebrows. She's such an enabler I swear to god.

You're clearly a whole lot of bullshit

I had adult adhd and am an alcaholic.

I've let my house go to shit a few times while on heavy benders.
I clean with a trash bag once I'm sober enough to realize my room looks like shit.

So is the doll your gf?

My GF goes on crazy benders once every 2 days. She's also super lazy and never cleans.

Sometimes I feel as though she tries really really hard to be as messy as possible- she'll drop candy wrappers straight on the floor, she'll leave her taco bell garbage in the room.

The only reason the room looks so bad now is that after 10 years of cleaning up after her, I can't do it anymore. Health problems have made it to where I can't clean after her at all.

That's why our room looks so bad, because I don't clean up after her like I used to.

Get a maid?

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Sucks, I don't know how you did it for 10 years, most girls can't take my weekend drinking.

I'm mostly sober, I recently went on a really bad bender and passed out while walking and got arrested, I had a 3 day hangover but I don't think I'm drinking for a while. I probably almost drank myself to death.

>Do you like little girls?
>No, but I wish I was one.

m00t confirmed
Oldfag approves

Been here fagging up the place since 2004. I may inadvertently have been responsible for giving Yea Forums it's horrible reputation from really early on.

I'm such an autist, that one time in 2006, I sperged out against somebody on Yea Forums and accidentally helped create the "calvin and hobbes? Why???" meme that was a precursor to Rule 34.

Nowadays I spend my time drawing rule34's for Yea Forums. I won't give away my name, but you've most likely seen my work. I've been friends with the paheal guy ever since he turned his home-brew vacation image sharing site into the main respository for rule34.

It's because I smoke a lot of weed and I NEVER drink alcohol. Plus I'm a tremendous autist, so I didn't mind cleaning neurotically until one day I started having health problems and ran out of energy.

Since then, I've been just letting the room go to shit because I'm not the one messing it up so why do I have to be the only one cleaning? It's not fair. If my GF wants to swim in filth, then so be it. I no longer care about what other people think of us. I'm not the one who's wrong here, and that's good enough for me.

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Is the doll your gf? Does your gf mind the pissjugs? Can you show us more pictures?

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The doll isn't my GF. She's more of a cuddle buddy: a friend that keeps me company and is very pleasant to look at.

I change her clothes a few times a week as though she was my daughter, so sometimes I imagine that I'm her dad- but not in a sexual way. more like in a "time to get in our PJs for bed so that we are comfy" kind of way.

Okay, okay... and do we get more pictures?

Pls send more pics OP

Yeah, been here since 2005, this site was always a true hellhole, there's no need to feel responsible for anything.
Even though I gave up my old lurking Yea Forumstard life, I'll never forget where I came from, so I would be the biggest hypocrite if I were to judge you. I find you and your ways strange, but I'm not disgusted or anything.
I'm glad you're on the creative side of the retards we all are. Good to see, there are still some of us here.

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Soo...he was behind all that!?

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>I don't, my GF buys them for m
I'm looking for the ones stained with jizz actually...

Then why is my house not a goddamn cesspool?

I'll tell you why: I'm not a fucking pussy who makes excuses and blames a probably fictitious person for my failings. I pick up after myself and clean when things need cleaning.

I want to see the jizz stained panties. now. Because I am sick of feeling like I'm literally the only one on the internet who cums into small girls panties...

Fuck you watchspammer. I hope your little watch selling business venture fails. Thanks for the bump tho

There is something about this thread that feels very 2005ish. It's quite nostalgic.

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God fucking damn. Almost

Here's an old one

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That actually means a lot to me. Thanks. 2005 is my favorite year. That's when Boards of Canada relasesed the greatest album in the world, The Campfire Headphase.

A lot of important things happened in 2005, and a lot of good music was released in that era. Personally, I think 2005 is the "90s" of the 2000s, if that makes any sense. It was right before the big recession that fucked everything up and killed a lot of companies and brands; Saturn being one of them.

Vaporwave music is nostalgic towards the 90s. I sure hope that the world remembers the early post 9/11 early 2000s the same way.

Hey user, please show us the rest of the house. I'd like to see some fridge pics too.

Post the fucking fridge OP

do you cum in her cunt? what does it look like? pretty awesome doll, OP! I envy you!

The doll is not my GF. I have a real human GF i am engaged to.

In b4 "you don't have a real gf lol" as if having a GF is a good thing. My gf is a raging alcoholic who's really mean. All you lonely virgins don't know how good you have it with your waifu pillows. I wish all I had was a waifu pillow. I'd be at peace.

op samefagging

Dump the bitch maybe?

And just maybe, perhaps show us more of your house, we're kinda trying to turn this thread into something archive-worthy, but you gotta up the ante man.

any good sides about your wife? I mean besides that she buys you lil girl undies for your dolls to nut into? I think my wife would be jealous over me not nutting into her actually... before calling the cops on me for my interest in small girls panties.

Okay guys OP has crazy GF that makes all the mess and has hot sexy time with him. No Doubt. BUT NOW SHOW US THE FUCKING HOUSE!

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this

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if dubs, eat it

Thia bunny is as tall as the doll. He big

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Drink the fucking piss glass. You wanted this to happen since you woke up today OP don't weaselfag yourself out.

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I love her. She's actually awesome because she hasn't kicked me out for being the horrible autist that I am.

I think we both need each other in a way. She's not perfect but neither am I.

Dude, you let her watch watership down? That's like the worst thing you can do to a doll her age.

how do you have a gf

Stop with the fucking dolls and show us the mess you live in you fucking degenerate, entertain us!

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Gotta give Little Caesars' some free advertising now. Have you ever heard of Pizza Portal? You no longer have to talk to a human being anymore to buy pizza using the app.

This whole thread has been sponsored by Little Cesar's Yea Forums PR team. Little Ceasars: pairs best with a gallon of menstrual blood stained pee jugs.

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I can tell you're a virgin because you still think thots are "special" and "unobtainable".

Women aren't as good as Yea Forums makes them out to be.

Porn is a lie kid. Women are just as shitty as men.

how old is the paper cup tho?

i got a gf myself but thanks for letting me know that sluts are sluts

Old enough to where the black mold glob inside it has dried up and rehydrated multiple times

Aaaah, so that's what the cat food's for...

Anyone remember this guy? We call it the "Bedroom-Eyes" Bambi. We own 6 of these. One of them has a pink satin vagina hole, though I don't remember where that one went.

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My condolences

We need to see the kitchen now OP, come on you tease

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this whole fucking thread

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what's the doll's name?

this

this whole fucking
thread

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Even the MadMax ogre had a nicer dungon. OP show us your thumbs

its the smell of hardening semen you shmuck

brooke

Yea, but the polyester polyfill is incredibly porous, so as the semen dries over the individual fibers- it kinda wafts the smell into the air way more than it would if it was just a dried up cum towel, because after a while, cum towels harden into a plastic-like sheet that stinks, but in a different way that's a little more repulsive.

Only polyester polyfil makes dry jizz smell sweet.

you gonna post more pics of your cave or what faggot

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Show more pics op

shows the rest of your panties

this

OP cmon we're all waiting for more